Courtney Henggeler Instagram – I love birthdays. Birthdays give us a chance to reflect on our lives and see how far we have actually come. For example when I was 9 years old, I thought I would vaguely resemble Estelle Getty when I turned 42. 9 year old Courtney had no idea that Botox would be invented and freeze her face like a vampire for life. Nor did she realize she would have to share her birthday with the 2nd night of Hanukkah and fish an enormous amount of chocolate gelt out of her dogs throat. Because 9 year old Courtney was raised by some hella Catholics and didn’t even know what a latke was. 9 year old Courtney thought her dream was to be a hula dancer in the Rose Bowl parade. I don’t even know if that’s a real job or if it even paid well, but that didn’t matter to 9 year old Courtney. 9 year olds dream Big. And weird. Let’s be honest, that hula shit was kinda weird. But I will say, even 9 year old Courtney would be impressed with where she ended up. A chick who slaps around grown men. For money. Happy Birthday to 9 year old Courtney❤️