SEASON 3 of @cobrakaiseries coming JANUARY 1! Merry. Christmas.
Season 3, anyone?
Cobra Kai NEVER dies.
@cobrakaiseries Season 3. 1•8•2021
Season 4 – training NOW
Are you crying? I’m crying. @cobrakaiseries
Just a couple of karate groupies on the worlds earliest date night. ❤️ 🐍
*also, the amount of time and energy I put into accessorizing myself to woo @veryvness is genuinely embarrassing
I don’t know about you but I’d be very interested in sharing a bowl of soup and/or pillow fighting with any of these bad-asses.
Thank you for your awesome art @letsbewater ❤️
You know what’s creepier than a selfie?
Looking directly into the camera for a selfie.
If you don’t believe me, swipe.
Also, you’re welcome.
You know what’s creepier than a selfie?
Looking directly into the camera for a selfie.
If you don’t believe me, swipe.
Also, you’re welcome.
I’m flattered @kevinscanlon wanted to use any photos of me after I locked him in my basement with a lukewarm coffee, small and questionably dressed children and a seemingly endless playlist dedicated to Peter Cetera. And yet, here we are.
I also gave the similar treatment to @lailalhayani and she still managed to transform me into a beautiful woman instead of Mrs. Roper, which is my current default.
Typically I’d feel compelled to write some caption that has absolutely nothing to do with this photo, or the fact that I apparently don’t believe in shirts. But I think for today I’ll just leave this very cool photo by @vsteves here. Because I like it.
*also because I tried to hang it up at home and my children tried to draw on my missing clothes with magic marker and paw patrol tattoos.
💄: @lailalhayani
💇🏻♀️: @stefano_greco
🧥: @britt.theodora
💎: @torinojewelers
I need readers now. You know, the glasses your mom would get from CVS to read the TV guide?
Perhaps this post is dating me on too many levels. Perhaps I have also been drinking.
Look the point is, I’m drunk, aging and vaguely stylish.
I thank @caddis_life for that.
Not because they sponsored this post. But because, once again, I’m drunk.
As far as posing is concerned, I give this about a 6 on the lazy voguing scale.
📷: @vsteves
💄: @lailalhayani
💇🏻♀️: @stefano_greco
👗: @britt.theodora
Hey! What are you doing today?
Well stop it. And come play with me instead.
I dropping crazy @cobrakaiseries SEASON 4 SPOILERS with @entertainmentweekly today.
Ok that last parts a lie.
But I’d love to see you anyway. I mean, not actually see you. Not sure we have the technology for that yet. But I can read a comment like nobodies business.
I don’t mean to brag but this might be some of the finest olive work of my entire career.🫒
Some might even say award winning. That person might be my mom, but still.
@cobrakaiseries
I’m not sure exactly what I’m selling in the picture, but my instincts say it’s probably a chili cook off.
Now for some credits!
Dope photos of me and my crotch: the brilliant @vsteves
Makeup to transform me from my brother to a woman: @lailalhayani
The Swiss hair master himself: @stefano_greco
And the hottest stylist who was brave enough to put me in all white: @britt.theodora
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good fight!
(Side note, I’ve been living exclusively off of tiny gingerbread men for the last 24 hours and that is the mind set that made me think this post was brilliant) 🎄
I love birthdays. Birthdays give us a chance to reflect on our lives and see how far we have actually come. For example when I was 9 years old, I thought I would vaguely resemble Estelle Getty when I turned 42. 9 year old Courtney had no idea that Botox would be invented and freeze her face like a vampire for life. Nor did she realize she would have to share her birthday with the 2nd night of Hanukkah and fish an enormous amount of chocolate gelt out of her dogs throat. Because 9 year old Courtney was raised by some hella Catholics and didn’t even know what a latke was. 9 year old Courtney thought her dream was to be a hula dancer in the Rose Bowl parade. I don’t even know if that’s a real job or if it even paid well, but that didn’t matter to 9 year old Courtney. 9 year olds dream Big. And weird. Let’s be honest, that hula shit was kinda weird. But I will say, even 9 year old Courtney would be impressed with where she ended up. A chick who slaps around grown men. For money. Happy Birthday to 9 year old Courtney❤️
It’s @ralph_macchio Day!
It’s a honor raising 2 imaginary children who drink butter and incite violent high school karate battles, with you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RALPH! 🎉
Also, this is my holiday card.
There was a time when I saw Halloween as a time to exclusively not wear pants. Since becoming a mom I now use that pant-less energy and devote it to forcing my daughter into costumes for which she will never understand. And bowl haircut wigs. I’ve replaced my scantily clad costumes with unflattering wigs. Because I’m a grownup goddamnit. #dontgobreakingmyheart #eltonjohn&kikidee
There was a time when I saw Halloween as a time to exclusively not wear pants. Since becoming a mom I now use that pant-less energy and devote it to forcing my daughter into costumes for which she will never understand. And bowl haircut wigs. I’ve replaced my scantily clad costumes with unflattering wigs. Because I’m a grownup goddamnit. #dontgobreakingmyheart #eltonjohn&kikidee
There was a time when I saw Halloween as a time to exclusively not wear pants. Since becoming a mom I now use that pant-less energy and devote it to forcing my daughter into costumes for which she will never understand. And bowl haircut wigs. I’ve replaced my scantily clad costumes with unflattering wigs. Because I’m a grownup goddamnit. #dontgobreakingmyheart #eltonjohn&kikidee
There was a time when I saw Halloween as a time to exclusively not wear pants. Since becoming a mom I now use that pant-less energy and devote it to forcing my daughter into costumes for which she will never understand. And bowl haircut wigs. I’ve replaced my scantily clad costumes with unflattering wigs. Because I’m a grownup goddamnit. #dontgobreakingmyheart #eltonjohn&kikidee
Due to our warring karate dojo’s I rarely get the chance to play with @william_zabka. I do however field a lot of phone calls and aggressive Facebook messages asking me if I can get a date for them with Mr. Zabka. And that’s just from my dad. People love this guy! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Billy! My favorite person to work with one day out of the entire year🎉
Did you know that I happen to be a mediocre expert in all things Beverly Hills 90210?
No. Of course you don’t. That’s some weird-ass, specific information.
But now you can! Check out @gofactyourpod and listen to me creepy out @ianziering
Link in bio. Of the podcast. Not on how to creep out Ian Ziering. I think I did that enough for all of us.
Did you know that I happen to be a mediocre expert in all things Beverly Hills 90210?
No. Of course you don’t. That’s some weird-ass, specific information.
But now you can! Check out @gofactyourpod and listen to me creepy out @ianziering
Link in bio. Of the podcast. Not on how to creep out Ian Ziering. I think I did that enough for all of us.
