At long last, some good news. Freaks & Geeks is coming back to streaming on Jan 25th. Let’s hear it for @hulu! 🙌🏻
If these guys didn’t trick or treat at your house, I’m sorry you had a terrible Halloween. 1980
Well that’s how I remember this episode.
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Shout out to @katy.dailey for this blessed image
Freaks & Geeks is finally available for digital download! (Amazon, iTunes and Google) The complete series with all the original music intact! Take us everywhere you go! (Seriously, we’re indoor kids who need the exercise.)
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@paramountmovies #freaksandgeeks
This is from about two weeks ago I think. Can’t remember where I left those pants. They were very comfortable. #tbt #lasers
I vividly recall watching the first episode of Late Night with Conan O’Brien. My dad let my brother and me stay up extra late to see it. I even remember the first sketch they did – ‘Actual Items.’ It was all amazing to me. Letterman, Leno, Carson – they were great, but they belonged to (most of) our parents. Conan (and Andy!) were ours. I grew up watching Late Night with Conan, and to this day, I still find myself laughing at a random joke, sketch or line from an interview. It’s permanently permeated my brain in the most wonderful way. And now, even 20+ years later, one of my all-time greatest memories is being lucky enough to have appeared on the show. It was Jan. of 2000, and I came on to promote Freaks & Geeks. Most of my jokes didn’t land with the crowd, but for me, sitting in that chair with Conan and Andy on either side, was like being in a dream. They couldn’t have been kinder or funnier – both during and after my segment. I stayed on the couch through the end of the show, and when the band played the closing theme, I turned to Andy and said “ah, the music I fall asleep to every night.” He said “you stay up to watch this show?” I replied “I always choose comedy over sleep.” Thank you, @teamcoco, for 28 hilarious years of keeping me up late.
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#teamcoco #conan
Many moons ago, I threw a little Oscars viewing party at my home. I was shooting a movie at the time, and invited several of my fellow castmates to attend. As a very sharp 19-year-old host, I had only the best stuff on hand to serve my guests: a vegetable platter, Smirnoff Ice, and Twinkies.
Naturally, the Twinkies were a big hit. Towards the end of the show, my pal @chrisevans and I decided to split the last one. He pulled the wrapper off and cut it down the middle. But something must’ve distracted me, because I forgot to eat my half. Oops.
The party ended, and I decided to leave cleaning up till the next day. Upon rediscovering my uneaten Twinkie half some 12 hours later, I was a little surprised to see its appearance and texture hadn’t changed in any way. I mean, if you’ve ever left bread out overnight, you know you’re going to wake up to stale bread.
Now most of us have heard the rumor that “Twinkies never see the inside of an oven. They’re entirely lab-created and they last forever.” So I got curious. I wanted to see what that same Twinkie half would look like after a week of sitting on my table. Then a week became a month. And eventually a whole year. And so on…
It wound up living on top of my fridge, untouched by anyone for the rest of its life. This Twinkie has survived two moves, several presidents, and now a pandemic. I cannot tell you exactly when it started to look the way it does now, but I can say it looked mostly “fresh” for almost a decade. Even so, please take a moment to be horrified by how good this (actually-was-baked-in-an-oven) Twinkie looks on its 20th birthday.
Chris, if you’re still interested, I’m willing to give you my half now. All yours.
#NotAnotherTeenMovie #TwinkiesAreForever #YesImAwareHowGrossThisIs
Many moons ago, I threw a little Oscars viewing party at my home. I was shooting a movie at the time, and invited several of my fellow castmates to attend. As a very sharp 19-year-old host, I had only the best stuff on hand to serve my guests: a vegetable platter, Smirnoff Ice, and Twinkies.
Naturally, the Twinkies were a big hit. Towards the end of the show, my pal @chrisevans and I decided to split the last one. He pulled the wrapper off and cut it down the middle. But something must’ve distracted me, because I forgot to eat my half. Oops.
The party ended, and I decided to leave cleaning up till the next day. Upon rediscovering my uneaten Twinkie half some 12 hours later, I was a little surprised to see its appearance and texture hadn’t changed in any way. I mean, if you’ve ever left bread out overnight, you know you’re going to wake up to stale bread.
Now most of us have heard the rumor that “Twinkies never see the inside of an oven. They’re entirely lab-created and they last forever.” So I got curious. I wanted to see what that same Twinkie half would look like after a week of sitting on my table. Then a week became a month. And eventually a whole year. And so on…
It wound up living on top of my fridge, untouched by anyone for the rest of its life. This Twinkie has survived two moves, several presidents, and now a pandemic. I cannot tell you exactly when it started to look the way it does now, but I can say it looked mostly “fresh” for almost a decade. Even so, please take a moment to be horrified by how good this (actually-was-baked-in-an-oven) Twinkie looks on its 20th birthday.
Chris, if you’re still interested, I’m willing to give you my half now. All yours.
#NotAnotherTeenMovie #TwinkiesAreForever #YesImAwareHowGrossThisIs
Many moons ago, I threw a little Oscars viewing party at my home. I was shooting a movie at the time, and invited several of my fellow castmates to attend. As a very sharp 19-year-old host, I had only the best stuff on hand to serve my guests: a vegetable platter, Smirnoff Ice, and Twinkies.
Naturally, the Twinkies were a big hit. Towards the end of the show, my pal @chrisevans and I decided to split the last one. He pulled the wrapper off and cut it down the middle. But something must’ve distracted me, because I forgot to eat my half. Oops.
The party ended, and I decided to leave cleaning up till the next day. Upon rediscovering my uneaten Twinkie half some 12 hours later, I was a little surprised to see its appearance and texture hadn’t changed in any way. I mean, if you’ve ever left bread out overnight, you know you’re going to wake up to stale bread.
Now most of us have heard the rumor that “Twinkies never see the inside of an oven. They’re entirely lab-created and they last forever.” So I got curious. I wanted to see what that same Twinkie half would look like after a week of sitting on my table. Then a week became a month. And eventually a whole year. And so on…
It wound up living on top of my fridge, untouched by anyone for the rest of its life. This Twinkie has survived two moves, several presidents, and now a pandemic. I cannot tell you exactly when it started to look the way it does now, but I can say it looked mostly “fresh” for almost a decade. Even so, please take a moment to be horrified by how good this (actually-was-baked-in-an-oven) Twinkie looks on its 20th birthday.
Chris, if you’re still interested, I’m willing to give you my half now. All yours.
#NotAnotherTeenMovie #TwinkiesAreForever #YesImAwareHowGrossThisIs
My favorite winery with some of my favorite people. #WineWeekend2021 #Niner Niner Wine Estates
Tonight is the night!! Don’t miss @bigslickkc’s Virtually Talented Show (benefiting @childrensmercy)!! You can nab one of these fantastic limited edition t-shirts while supporting an amazing cause. Streaming on YouTube and Facebook at 8:30pm ET/ 5:30pm PT. Check out BigSlickKC.org for more info!! Children’s Mercy
Tonight is the night!! Don’t miss @bigslickkc’s Virtually Talented Show (benefiting @childrensmercy)!! You can nab one of these fantastic limited edition t-shirts while supporting an amazing cause. Streaming on YouTube and Facebook at 8:30pm ET/ 5:30pm PT. Check out BigSlickKC.org for more info!! Children’s Mercy
Tonight is the night!! Don’t miss @bigslickkc’s Virtually Talented Show (benefiting @childrensmercy)!! You can nab one of these fantastic limited edition t-shirts while supporting an amazing cause. Streaming on YouTube and Facebook at 8:30pm ET/ 5:30pm PT. Check out BigSlickKC.org for more info!! Children’s Mercy
I guess it’s #NationalSiblingDay so here’s an old pic of me and my sweet brother, Max. It’s from that one summer we got jobs as mechanics. We weren’t allowed in the house.
Back on set or ready for surgery? Both?
No, it’s the first one. #CovidSafe #CantSayWhatImShootingSoDontAsk Undisclosed Location
Here’s to healing up and all of us having a much better 2021. Happy New Year! 🎉🥂
The evil geniuses at @vanityfair thought it’d be fun to get @williamshatner’s take on some of the actors who do impressions of him. Believe me, Bill, I’d love to go back to pre-school. #MyGirdleIsKillingMe
TODAY is the day you can watch The Last Blockbuster! An awesome documentary about the rise and fall of Blockbuster Video, and how only ONE remains in Bend, Oregon! Featuring Kevin Smith, Doug Benson, Paul Scheer, Ron Funches, Lauren Lapkus and MANY more! Available now on VOD!!
I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting, and it’s classy. #WhenInNapa #DoLikeRandyMarshDoes #IThoughtThisWasAmerica
Update: The @louismmartiniwinery is phenomenal and BIG thanks to @dsakimae for the generous pours and laughs! Louis M. Martini Winery
Don’t miss my terrifyingly clean shaven face TONIGHT on an all new episode of @TheNeighborhood on @cbstv!! #CheckYourLocalListings
Is this the 4th year I’m posting this dumb meme I created? Sure is. Is this the year it finally takes off and everyone steals it? Probably not. #HappyHolidaysToAll #NotYouThanksgiving
I had the great honor of joining @danielvankirk & @bripruett on the first live-audience taping of @douglovesmovies in 15 long months! Thanks to the @breaimprov and the amazing crowd for making it such a special show. Available NOW wherever you get your podcasts! #DLM
Baseball. Is. Back.
Few things in this life bring me as much joy as the National Pastime. Here’s to a long and exciting season, no matter who you like to root for. #PlayBall #GoCubsGo
I narrated my first audio book! It’s a fantastic novel by Andrew Bardin Williams, called Polk Gulch. An engrossing story about love and loss, punk music and colorful characters. Brand new and available on Audible.com. Listen now and judge my Boston accent! #audible
