Wow my first reel, feels so self-indulgent!! (Love that for me.) I wanted to do these jokes at Hey Chica!! last month because some of them are so very specific to pre-quar they can never be told again (and everyone is fine w that, tbh).
MEME UPDATE: Some #partygirlofacertainage things change, some things stay the same, and some I guess are the same but feel different. Most news on the aging front as always is bleak (p sure I have a bald spot in my bangs??) but that thing is happening at…my…new age…that happened in my thirties where I expected to feel different (better) like everyone promised right away but it took a second. All of a sudden things from my early 30s that seemed normal or whatever seem so stupid now. And I guess part of growing up is just a race to see how quickly you start to find your former self a fucking tool. Doing pretty great on that part!
That time at the last Hey Chica!! when the audience encouraged (bullied) me to do verbatim the last standup set I did before quarantine on 3/2/2020. I needed that, thanks you jerks 💖
Hmmm so I have a few very cute, very special Pride pics, but in the process of looking through them, I discovered that the only pic I took on Dyke Day was this one of myself accidentally looking exactly like…well, just swipe. Ayiyi, the perils of being a #buttondownfemme
Hmmm so I have a few very cute, very special Pride pics, but in the process of looking through them, I discovered that the only pic I took on Dyke Day was this one of myself accidentally looking exactly like…well, just swipe. Ayiyi, the perils of being a #buttondownfemme
It’s L.A. PRIDE WEEKEND #femmefriday!! Hope all who celebrate have a wonderful day/weekend/month. My biggest tip for femmes who feel like they don’t get easily clocked as queer and would like to is that if you project fun, fabulousity, and flamboyance whenever possible and hang out with a lot of other queer people who love you and make you feel most like yourself, you’ll rarely feel invisible to anyone that matters. Be gay, do crime, be safe, love u!! 🥂💅🏽🎉🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
It’s L.A. PRIDE WEEKEND #femmefriday!! Hope all who celebrate have a wonderful day/weekend/month. My biggest tip for femmes who feel like they don’t get easily clocked as queer and would like to is that if you project fun, fabulousity, and flamboyance whenever possible and hang out with a lot of other queer people who love you and make you feel most like yourself, you’ll rarely feel invisible to anyone that matters. Be gay, do crime, be safe, love u!! 🥂💅🏽🎉🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
It’s L.A. PRIDE WEEKEND #femmefriday!! Hope all who celebrate have a wonderful day/weekend/month. My biggest tip for femmes who feel like they don’t get easily clocked as queer and would like to is that if you project fun, fabulousity, and flamboyance whenever possible and hang out with a lot of other queer people who love you and make you feel most like yourself, you’ll rarely feel invisible to anyone that matters. Be gay, do crime, be safe, love u!! 🥂💅🏽🎉🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Happy Pride (??) month! The next Hey Chica!! is finally coming out right at the end (6/30 7:30PM), which is absolute poetry if you ask me!! So excited for this one. COME PLS TICKET LINK IN BIO!!
Too much makeup* and an ancient thrifted shirt has been my go-to lesbian look for over 20 years, so what better way to sneak into #lesbianvisibilityday just in time. *no such thing
Happy #femmefriday!! I hope you get everything you want exactly how you want it, but not so exact that it seems ugh. If you live in/are in L.A. and you love me and love fun, get a ticket to Hey Chica!! 4/10 8:30PM. The lineup is truly bananas and I can’t wait to see you there! Link in bio 🍌🌈🎀
Happy #femmefriday!! I hope you get everything you want exactly how you want it, but not so exact that it seems ugh. If you live in/are in L.A. and you love me and love fun, get a ticket to Hey Chica!! 4/10 8:30PM. The lineup is truly bananas and I can’t wait to see you there! Link in bio 🍌🌈🎀
Happy #femmefriday!! I hope you get everything you want exactly how you want it, but not so exact that it seems ugh. If you live in/are in L.A. and you love me and love fun, get a ticket to Hey Chica!! 4/10 8:30PM. The lineup is truly bananas and I can’t wait to see you there! Link in bio 🍌🌈🎀
Happy #femmefriday!! I hope you get everything you want exactly how you want it, but not so exact that it seems ugh. If you live in/are in L.A. and you love me and love fun, get a ticket to Hey Chica!! 4/10 8:30PM. The lineup is truly bananas and I can’t wait to see you there! Link in bio 🍌🌈🎀
Happy #femmefriday!! I hope you get everything you want exactly how you want it, but not so exact that it seems ugh. If you live in/are in L.A. and you love me and love fun, get a ticket to Hey Chica!! 4/10 8:30PM. The lineup is truly bananas and I can’t wait to see you there! Link in bio 🍌🌈🎀
Speaking of femme writers (it still counts as a good segue 5 days later, ok)… Happy paperback pub day to Sarahland by my pal, confidant, and certified gorgeous genius @samiterrestrial!! I loved this story collection so much, I’m going to read it with the beautiful new paperback cover even tho I already read it with the beautiful hardcover, and I will not be taking questions on the logic of this. You can get one everywhere today!! 💖💖💖 •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• “Queer, dirty, insightful, and so funny” (Andrea Lawlor), this coyly revolutionary debut story collection imagines new origins and futures for its cast of unforgettable protagonists—almost all of whom are named Sarah.
I promise I’m not doing Euphoria memes now, it’s just that while the finale was a bit underwhelming at times, this line made me howl with laughter of appreciation, resonance, lil bit of shame 😬 Swipe for the low hanging fruit but very real #femmefriday version!
I promise I’m not doing Euphoria memes now, it’s just that while the finale was a bit underwhelming at times, this line made me howl with laughter of appreciation, resonance, lil bit of shame 😬 Swipe for the low hanging fruit but very real #femmefriday version!
Pandemic emerging aging for me the last few months has often involved the question of does it count as a fashion CHOICE if younger/before me WOULD HAVE done it, but older/now me HAS TO? Whatever, I feel weird about most of my choices, but I’ll prob always let my cans hang out of the front of my shirt, we’ll see!! Swipe to the end for a prime example/me celebrating my bday and feeling happy 🙂 Thanks to everyone who hung out or sent me sweet messages and made it super special 🥂💖
Pandemic emerging aging for me the last few months has often involved the question of does it count as a fashion CHOICE if younger/before me WOULD HAVE done it, but older/now me HAS TO? Whatever, I feel weird about most of my choices, but I’ll prob always let my cans hang out of the front of my shirt, we’ll see!! Swipe to the end for a prime example/me celebrating my bday and feeling happy 🙂 Thanks to everyone who hung out or sent me sweet messages and made it super special 🥂💖
Pandemic emerging aging for me the last few months has often involved the question of does it count as a fashion CHOICE if younger/before me WOULD HAVE done it, but older/now me HAS TO? Whatever, I feel weird about most of my choices, but I’ll prob always let my cans hang out of the front of my shirt, we’ll see!! Swipe to the end for a prime example/me celebrating my bday and feeling happy 🙂 Thanks to everyone who hung out or sent me sweet messages and made it super special 🥂💖
Pandemic emerging aging for me the last few months has often involved the question of does it count as a fashion CHOICE if younger/before me WOULD HAVE done it, but older/now me HAS TO? Whatever, I feel weird about most of my choices, but I’ll prob always let my cans hang out of the front of my shirt, we’ll see!! Swipe to the end for a prime example/me celebrating my bday and feeling happy 🙂 Thanks to everyone who hung out or sent me sweet messages and made it super special 🥂💖
Pandemic emerging aging for me the last few months has often involved the question of does it count as a fashion CHOICE if younger/before me WOULD HAVE done it, but older/now me HAS TO? Whatever, I feel weird about most of my choices, but I’ll prob always let my cans hang out of the front of my shirt, we’ll see!! Swipe to the end for a prime example/me celebrating my bday and feeling happy 🙂 Thanks to everyone who hung out or sent me sweet messages and made it super special 🥂💖
Pandemic emerging aging for me the last few months has often involved the question of does it count as a fashion CHOICE if younger/before me WOULD HAVE done it, but older/now me HAS TO? Whatever, I feel weird about most of my choices, but I’ll prob always let my cans hang out of the front of my shirt, we’ll see!! Swipe to the end for a prime example/me celebrating my bday and feeling happy 🙂 Thanks to everyone who hung out or sent me sweet messages and made it super special 🥂💖
