Jay Hernandez

Jay Hernandez Instagram – I returned to the beach villa this weekend, inland was searing with heat. If I wanted to fry like a proletariat I’d eat southern food. In the time of Covid, naturally everyone here has been inoculated. Unfortunately not against bad taste as I watched Bernard traipse into the party wearing Tory Burch flats. Delia brought that wicked Pomeranian again who enthusiastically shat on a 200 year old Persian the literal Instant it walked through the door. She tossed the leash to Carlucci, moving off in feigned desperation for a gimlet finished with a spritz of dramboui & pretended not notice the unfortunate deposit. Near the grotto we installed yurts whose quaint design & material felt comfortably ethnic, it’s where revelers would later dutifully snack on psycodelics & lie. A raucous party was now percolating. Enough skin, plastic surgery & obnoxious laughter to know Hollywood was not far. Famous people abound, many from that new action movie, the plot eludes me but I assume it’s world ending, I would argue the studio could have saved money & simply looked outside. At some point I found myself in the garden. I intended to brood here for some time. Melancholy jealously gripped me yet again, it could be that the MDMA gifted to me by Francois was of poor quality but I think rather the fact that no Cyrus had chosen to attend my soirée, (I had invited both) was the true reason. I suppose it’s time to return to the party, entertainment was on the way. Fire breathers & 3 alligators of questionable provenance would soon arrive as twilight quickly approaches, someone could maim themselves doing such things & I’d hate to miss that. | Posted on 12/Aug/2021 09:02:21