Guy Montgomery Instagram – ⏰⏱️⏲️⌚️⏳🕰️ They have a lot of emojis that represent the concept of time (or at least clocks and watches) It is a big three weeks for Guy Montgomery and people who like Guy Montgomery. I am doing the @sydneycomedyfestival and @nzcomedyfestival simultaneously (or back to back depending on your relationship to time). Dates below and the ticket link is exactly where you think it might be (up your ass and round the corner that’s the way to California) Sydney – May 12, 13, 14 Wellington – May 17, 18, 19, 20 Auckland – May 24, 25, 26, 27