Shout out to step parents and step children!
My full set from the @nzcomedyfestival gala is on my YouTube channel
The article goes on to explain that I am the kiwi comedian
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My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Books baby! All about books. Books and stand up comedy, the big two
New show with no book based comedy on tour right now
Sydney shows this week, May 12, 13, 14
Wellington next week, May 17, 18, 19, 20
Auckland after that, May 24, 25, 26, 27
⏰⏱️⏲️⌚️⏳🕰️ They have a lot of emojis that represent the concept of time (or at least clocks and watches)
It is a big three weeks for Guy Montgomery and people who like Guy Montgomery. I am doing the @sydneycomedyfestival and @nzcomedyfestival simultaneously (or back to back depending on your relationship to time). Dates below and the ticket link is exactly where you think it might be (up your ass and round the corner that’s the way to California)
Sydney – May 12, 13, 14
Wellington – May 17, 18, 19, 20
Auckland – May 24, 25, 26, 27
Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment Cremorne, Melbourne
Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment Cremorne, Melbourne
Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment Cremorne, Melbourne
Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment Cremorne, Melbourne
Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment Cremorne, Melbourne
I’m seeing double here! Four Guys! Sydney Cricket Ground
Good luck to Guy (me) and all of the other panellists on @hybpa at 8:40 tonight on @channel10au
I would also like to wish good luck to Mr Gleisner for his hosting responsibilities
A third and final good luck to all of the viewers of the show, I hope you can find it in your heart to enjoy it
Bad night to be a word
Really strong performances from the whole cast last night. Congratulations to joint winners Ed, Chloe and Courtney! Thoughts remain with Tim who put on an absolute clinic in melting down
Spelling Bee is back again next Friday and there is also an extra show next Saturday! Different words, different comedians, sadly the same host Melbourne Town Hall
Go Guy!
And if you live in Melbourne, Sydney, Wellington, Auckland, Hamilton, Tauranga, Palmerston North, Dunedin, Christchurch, Nelson or Brisbane – GO ON MY WEBSITE AND COME WATCH GUY (me) GO
🕊️ 🕺😛SOME PARTS OF REGIONAL NEW ZEALAND
I am doing my first national tour in June and as much as I hate to say it, YOUR towns and cities are on trial as viable stand up comedy destinations! Help me help you 😛🕺🕊️
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Tickets exactly where you’d think to find them
