When I showed up in this dress, Trixie was actually impressed, she said, considering I was able to pull something so quickly out of a spider hole in Kuwait on short notice. It wasn’t cheap at all and is actually designer but as Freckle famously said “some things that are expensive are worse” this dress being one of them perhaps, in stark contrast to Selma Hayek and Annie Murphy who are beautiful goddesses not afraid to wade in the muck of our nastiness.
Making the most of my downtime is so important to me. Unfortunately I was not able or interested in flying to turkey to get hair plugs, and with breast reduction being absolutely off the table for at least another 5 years, the time had come to get MICROBLADED!
But who can you trust in these Godless times ? Well I heard some feedback about this nasty boy so I slipped behind the velvet rope ready to burn it up. (He did Janet Jackson’s brows, those were references ) Now if they’re good enough for Damita Jo, then it lol work for the Russian ho. The incredible Jonathan at @perfectframe.mb chiseled and etched my non existent brow situation into a true work of art. Now I did experience a considerable degree of brow shock, kinda like the first time you dye your hair black and cut your bangs to a half inch. But as he assured me, I trusted the process, waited it out and am so pleased with the results. I feel like a person, almost human , like from earth. It’s a gas! Oh and my self esteem! Hello! The compliments just won’t quit! Early this morning my mailman said “hey bald, not so ugly today, huh!” And my tinder has been ringing off the hook with tons and tons of lewd and sexual messages of a undeniable erotic nature.
So check out the lovely skilled wonderful hot experts at @perfectframe.mb and give your face card the frame it deserves ! My brows were done by @jawhar_paulo Jonathan – and he is a paragon.
Making the most of my downtime is so important to me. Unfortunately I was not able or interested in flying to turkey to get hair plugs, and with breast reduction being absolutely off the table for at least another 5 years, the time had come to get MICROBLADED!
But who can you trust in these Godless times ? Well I heard some feedback about this nasty boy so I slipped behind the velvet rope ready to burn it up. (He did Janet Jackson’s brows, those were references ) Now if they’re good enough for Damita Jo, then it lol work for the Russian ho. The incredible Jonathan at @perfectframe.mb chiseled and etched my non existent brow situation into a true work of art. Now I did experience a considerable degree of brow shock, kinda like the first time you dye your hair black and cut your bangs to a half inch. But as he assured me, I trusted the process, waited it out and am so pleased with the results. I feel like a person, almost human , like from earth. It’s a gas! Oh and my self esteem! Hello! The compliments just won’t quit! Early this morning my mailman said “hey bald, not so ugly today, huh!” And my tinder has been ringing off the hook with tons and tons of lewd and sexual messages of a undeniable erotic nature.
So check out the lovely skilled wonderful hot experts at @perfectframe.mb and give your face card the frame it deserves ! My brows were done by @jawhar_paulo Jonathan – and he is a paragon.
Making the most of my downtime is so important to me. Unfortunately I was not able or interested in flying to turkey to get hair plugs, and with breast reduction being absolutely off the table for at least another 5 years, the time had come to get MICROBLADED!
But who can you trust in these Godless times ? Well I heard some feedback about this nasty boy so I slipped behind the velvet rope ready to burn it up. (He did Janet Jackson’s brows, those were references ) Now if they’re good enough for Damita Jo, then it lol work for the Russian ho. The incredible Jonathan at @perfectframe.mb chiseled and etched my non existent brow situation into a true work of art. Now I did experience a considerable degree of brow shock, kinda like the first time you dye your hair black and cut your bangs to a half inch. But as he assured me, I trusted the process, waited it out and am so pleased with the results. I feel like a person, almost human , like from earth. It’s a gas! Oh and my self esteem! Hello! The compliments just won’t quit! Early this morning my mailman said “hey bald, not so ugly today, huh!” And my tinder has been ringing off the hook with tons and tons of lewd and sexual messages of a undeniable erotic nature.
So check out the lovely skilled wonderful hot experts at @perfectframe.mb and give your face card the frame it deserves ! My brows were done by @jawhar_paulo Jonathan – and he is a paragon.
Making the most of my downtime is so important to me. Unfortunately I was not able or interested in flying to turkey to get hair plugs, and with breast reduction being absolutely off the table for at least another 5 years, the time had come to get MICROBLADED!
But who can you trust in these Godless times ? Well I heard some feedback about this nasty boy so I slipped behind the velvet rope ready to burn it up. (He did Janet Jackson’s brows, those were references ) Now if they’re good enough for Damita Jo, then it lol work for the Russian ho. The incredible Jonathan at @perfectframe.mb chiseled and etched my non existent brow situation into a true work of art. Now I did experience a considerable degree of brow shock, kinda like the first time you dye your hair black and cut your bangs to a half inch. But as he assured me, I trusted the process, waited it out and am so pleased with the results. I feel like a person, almost human , like from earth. It’s a gas! Oh and my self esteem! Hello! The compliments just won’t quit! Early this morning my mailman said “hey bald, not so ugly today, huh!” And my tinder has been ringing off the hook with tons and tons of lewd and sexual messages of a undeniable erotic nature.
So check out the lovely skilled wonderful hot experts at @perfectframe.mb and give your face card the frame it deserves ! My brows were done by @jawhar_paulo Jonathan – and he is a paragon.
Making the most of my downtime is so important to me. Unfortunately I was not able or interested in flying to turkey to get hair plugs, and with breast reduction being absolutely off the table for at least another 5 years, the time had come to get MICROBLADED!
But who can you trust in these Godless times ? Well I heard some feedback about this nasty boy so I slipped behind the velvet rope ready to burn it up. (He did Janet Jackson’s brows, those were references ) Now if they’re good enough for Damita Jo, then it lol work for the Russian ho. The incredible Jonathan at @perfectframe.mb chiseled and etched my non existent brow situation into a true work of art. Now I did experience a considerable degree of brow shock, kinda like the first time you dye your hair black and cut your bangs to a half inch. But as he assured me, I trusted the process, waited it out and am so pleased with the results. I feel like a person, almost human , like from earth. It’s a gas! Oh and my self esteem! Hello! The compliments just won’t quit! Early this morning my mailman said “hey bald, not so ugly today, huh!” And my tinder has been ringing off the hook with tons and tons of lewd and sexual messages of a undeniable erotic nature.
So check out the lovely skilled wonderful hot experts at @perfectframe.mb and give your face card the frame it deserves ! My brows were done by @jawhar_paulo Jonathan – and he is a paragon.
STILL HAVENT SMOKED A CIGARETTE and if that doesn’t spell USA then lock me up! (@puppyteeth made me this incredible portrait of Alla Pugacheva who smoked for 52 years but then quit one day after kissing a cross!) yay!
STILL HAVENT SMOKED A CIGARETTE and if that doesn’t spell USA then lock me up! (@puppyteeth made me this incredible portrait of Alla Pugacheva who smoked for 52 years but then quit one day after kissing a cross!) yay!
An animal caught in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?
Wearing Oscar the Grouch de La Renta on the red carpet with my friend Tritzie
You can run but you can’t Heidi at LAX
Haters keep sippin (haterade)
Lady keeps drippin (getting paid)
Love wins @awhora
We heard you asking for a sneak peek at the pages in our official coloring book and we love to give the people what they want. Color us in! Link in bio 🎨💖
We heard you asking for a sneak peek at the pages in our official coloring book and we love to give the people what they want. Color us in! Link in bio 🎨💖
Summer! Now on @wowpresentsplus
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“Bottoming” now on @wowpresentsplus
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Straight People Having Sex & Drinking Eggnog with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
While it’s a scientifically-proven fact that humans require food, water, air, and shelter to survive, it is not yet widely known that straight men also require eggnog post-coitus in order to continue existing in this wild world of ours. So this summer, please don’t bring a six-pack of beer to your neighbor’s barbecue. Instead, tell him that you value his post-intercourse survival and bring him several cartons of refreshing, summery eggnog. His life may just depend upon it.
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I Need Everyone to Know That I Only Like Girls with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
One day, in a not-so-distant future hellscape utterly ravaged by water wars and interstate battles over depleted natural resources, there will come a time when a person’s sexual preference is so low on the list of things to care about that we will all be queer.
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Bottoming Ain’t Easy with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
As part of Pride, we’d like to remind everyone about the 4 P’s for bottoming: Practice, Preparation, Protect, and Pray: Practice on weeknights, at lunchtime, or even during your commute. Prepare by using an enormous amount of lube from that economy size bucket you purchased for the April 2020 orgy that never happened. Protect by always wearing a prophylactic, even if it’s one that was thrown at you during a Pride parade. And lastly, pray to the pagan god of bottoming Assilopochtli, for they will ensure that you have a wonderful experience filled with joy and jubilation.
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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
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