This was my last photo taken pre-pandemic. Apparently Covid decided to put its ass in our face ever since. #didIcauseCovid #imsorrytv @trutv @netflix #bts #buttmakeup #glamour #thankgodformodestywear @stephaniekaepanekmakeupartist
When your camera is a split second too early for ur awesome New Years leap in front of a large turtle made of sand and it looks like you are peeing, you know this year is gonna be a good one. #2021 #yesplease
Okay, so I am feeling my ovaries today. Get over it. Today my 11 year old daughter was able to wake up to bigger and brighter dreams. @kamalaharris is the first woman elected to the White House. This is a truly monumental day. But this day is not just about the Vice President Elect and what her election symbolizes. I keep reflecting on how this is a day that has been earned by all of the political women whose dreams, anger, tears, strength, determination, joy, refusal to be cowed, refusal to bend to the attacks on their intelligence, physical appearance, sexuality came before her. The centuries of women who said the status quo was not enough and literally put their lives on the line to make the future of women more equitable, authentic and meaningful. The ones whose shoulders Harris has been lifted on top of to become Vice President Elect Harris. They are Democrat and Republican women. They are Black, White, Muslim, Jewish, Asian, and every other group in between women. I won’t say fearless women, because I am sure they were full of fear. It was just that their dreams outweighed the fear. Let’s continue to let our dreams outweigh our fears. I just want to say a tear-stained thank you to the incredible civic minded women who led us here. We did not get here alone. #ittakesavillage Please add names to my just-beginning-nowhere-close-to-covering list of the incredible women that paved the way. 💃❤️🤍💙🇺🇸 #susanbanthony #SojournerTruth #elizabethcadystanton #marielouisebottineaubaldwin @hillaryclinton @sarahpalin97 #patsymink #ruthbaderginsburg @staceyabrams #FrancesPerkins #shirleychisholm #elainenoble #LadonnaHarris #GeraldineFerraro @ilhanmn #MinnieHarper @speakerpelosi #marthacannon #jeannetterankin #soledadchacon #MinnieCraig @condoleezzarice #sandradayoconnor #madelinealbright #charlottabass #patriciaschroeder #kathykozachenko #maryoakar #karenbass #vestaroy #soniasotomayor #nikkihaley @senatorboxer #maziehirono #mialove @catherinecortezmastofornv @aoc @elizabethwarren @rashidatlaib @oregongovbrown #AlicePaul and so many, many more b/c apparently IG only lets u use 30 hashtags. So I won’t hashtag this last word, but imagine there is one: Grateful 🙏🏼
My left boob is telling you to vote today. My right one is being weird about it. Don’t be like my right boob. #vote #todayistheday ❤️
My new roommate. I found this last weekend at a thrift store and I am in 😍. This is the person who started my love for comedy…. and showed me you didn’t have to have a penis to do it. #nopeen #lucilleball #myhero #ilovelucy #thriftstorefinds
Larry just got it. RIP ❤️#weirdgirl #ImadeLarrysay #asscubes
Guys! The new season of @nailedit is out today on @netflix !! And what?? I am guest judging on episode one with my friend @nicolebyer and my new friend @jacquestorres I have been a fan of the show for years and had. So. Much. Fun. This might be the first thing my daughter is actually allowed to watch me in! Now streaming! #season5 #nailedit
Guys! The new season of @nailedit is out today on @netflix !! And what?? I am guest judging on episode one with my friend @nicolebyer and my new friend @jacquestorres I have been a fan of the show for years and had. So. Much. Fun. This might be the first thing my daughter is actually allowed to watch me in! Now streaming! #season5 #nailedit
Guys! The new season of @nailedit is out today on @netflix !! And what?? I am guest judging on episode one with my friend @nicolebyer and my new friend @jacquestorres I have been a fan of the show for years and had. So. Much. Fun. This might be the first thing my daughter is actually allowed to watch me in! Now streaming! #season5 #nailedit
Guys! The new season of @nailedit is out today on @netflix !! And what?? I am guest judging on episode one with my friend @nicolebyer and my new friend @jacquestorres I have been a fan of the show for years and had. So. Much. Fun. This might be the first thing my daughter is actually allowed to watch me in! Now streaming! #season5 #nailedit
Guys! The new season of @nailedit is out today on @netflix !! And what?? I am guest judging on episode one with my friend @nicolebyer and my new friend @jacquestorres I have been a fan of the show for years and had. So. Much. Fun. This might be the first thing my daughter is actually allowed to watch me in! Now streaming! #season5 #nailedit
IN PERSON COFFEE DATE WITH ME??!! Who is ready to get face to face and just GET INTO IT??!!! I, along with @tusctogether 💃🏻💃🏻 am raising $$ for crew healthcare while the #amptp acts like a dick. So many INSANELY exciting items being auctioned!! @woodyharrelson #melbrooks @abbijacobson @nickkroll @lenadunham @brettgelman @justinshalpern @sethrogen @amberrosetamblyn @paulscheer @gingerthejester @_justinebateman_ and so much more!!! Go to www.tusctogether.com, CLICK ON AUCTION TAB to check it out and bid! Link in bio too!! Let’s make it weird!!! xxx #wgastrong #sagstrong #solidarity @iatse @motionpictureteamsters @mptf
Happy Thanksgiving my friends. Such a bananas year and yet SO MUCH to be grateful for. Have a wonderful day in whatever way you are making it happen. And I apologize for pic #2, but it’s a turkey with boobs, what was I supposed to do, not post it??#whenlifehandsyoulemons #lifelessons 🦃🦃❤️❤️
Happy Thanksgiving my friends. Such a bananas year and yet SO MUCH to be grateful for. Have a wonderful day in whatever way you are making it happen. And I apologize for pic #2, but it’s a turkey with boobs, what was I supposed to do, not post it??#whenlifehandsyoulemons #lifelessons 🦃🦃❤️❤️
Guys, I am VERY excited to announce that I am hosting the @clioawards this year!! There is going to be some incredible original pieces (@humansofny @metmuseum etc) and also the reveal of the best commercials of the year!! And it’s all virtual and free! So get urself the eff together and tune in to #ClioAwards: #CreativityUnmasked on April 28 at 12 PM ET. LINK IN BIO to register and watch. #glassesinside #supercool #clioawards2021
Crap, I forgot to file the returns for the Thompson account. #somanyfiles
I may not be great at smoking pot without falling out of a bathroom stall pantsless, but this I can hopefully handle! Holy crap, I am sooo excited to join this incredible cast and creative team. What a dream!! More info on where and when soon! @thefreakbrothers @lionsgatetv #Harper #purpleshirt4eva #animation
I almost called the fucking police!! 🤣🤣🤣
What happened when actor, writer, and producer @andreasavage joined us last week at the #LA2050GrantsChallenge voting booth? And at a @Dodgers game, no less? ⚾💙 See for yourself. 👀
(This is a little saucier than our usual content.)
There’s only THREE days left of voting in the #LA2050GrantsChallenge! Head to the link in our bio to vote for the issues that matter. 🗳️✨
So. Many. Questions. #cozycrimes #CarolM
Holy shit. The official @tulsaking trailer is finally HERE!! And the show will be streaming only on @paramountplus starting Nov 13th!! I can’t believe it’s coming so soon! (Obligatory ‘that’s what she said’ joke and then obligatory judgmental eye roll from myself to myself) I don’t know if you are ready? I don’t know if I am ready?? But goddamnit @officialslystallone is def ready! He’s so great in this it’s crazy. This whole thing is crazy and I can’t wait! #tulsaking #paramountplus #stacy #nov13 #lifeisweird #iloveweird
Happy 5th of July! (Why stop at 4??) So I am part of this beautiful audio drama SUPREME with the incredibly talented @maya_hawke and the incomparable @williamhmacy about the fascinating journey of young attorney Sarah Weddington and Supreme Court justice Harry Blackmun. Such an inspiring story. You can find and listen at all the usual podcasts places!! @kellykellyinc @iheartpodcast #supreme
Who is ready to have a fun night and also be a good fucking person?? So I am part of this new coalition @tusctogether and we have put together a fundraiser to raise money to help the IATSE and teamster members who are losing their healthcare coverage due to the studio/union impasse we find ourselves in. We are all in this together and want to do what we can to support all the unions, just as they are supporting us. I will be there and hope you will be too!! So here is the info. RSVP LINK IN MY BIO!!
JOIN US FOR A NIGHT OF SOLIDARITY
Saturday 7/15
DANCING (yes please!!!!!)
DRINKS
FOOD TRUCKS
DJ SETS
LIVE PERFORMANCE BY FISHBONE
& TONS OF SPECIAL GUESTS
Entry, food & drinks FREE for IATSE & TEAMSTERS!
Proceeds benefit crew healthcare.
RSVP for the address and tickets at tusctogether.com #UnionStrong #WGAstrike
Who is ready to have a fun night and also be a good fucking person?? So I am part of this new coalition @tusctogether and we have put together a fundraiser to raise money to help the IATSE and teamster members who are losing their healthcare coverage due to the studio/union impasse we find ourselves in. We are all in this together and want to do what we can to support all the unions, just as they are supporting us. I will be there and hope you will be too!! So here is the info. RSVP LINK IN MY BIO!!
JOIN US FOR A NIGHT OF SOLIDARITY
Saturday 7/15
DANCING (yes please!!!!!)
DRINKS
FOOD TRUCKS
DJ SETS
LIVE PERFORMANCE BY FISHBONE
& TONS OF SPECIAL GUESTS
Entry, food & drinks FREE for IATSE & TEAMSTERS!
Proceeds benefit crew healthcare.
RSVP for the address and tickets at tusctogether.com #UnionStrong #WGAstrike
