Phoebe Robinson Instagram – #ThotNaysh! It’s my birthday month, so #ThirstyThursday is gonna be tangier, more trifling, & thottier (pronounced like Cartier because I’m classy) than ever. HALP! Which is what I screamed when I saw that vid of today’s honoree on a boat. Normally, a rich white man wearing a suit on a boat has my vajeen drier than a packet of expired Biscoff cookies that were trampled on during that Delta diarrhea flight. BUT! In this case, homeboy is so 🔥 that he can Christopher Columbus my Niña (titties), Pinta (vajayjay), & Santa Maria (booty). #HalpTheSequel. Point is this timeless bratwurst has had our loins quivering for DECADES & it’s not talked about enough! I’m, of course, referring to actor & race car driver @PatrickDempsey. ⠀ When I first saw Patrick Galen Dempsey as Dr. Derek “McDreamy” Shepard on “Grey’s Anatomy,” I was ready to Web M his D. #HalpTheFranchise. Thx to him, I realized I wanna be dicked down in a surgical closet while Snow Patrol plays in the background. SORRY, GHOST OF MLK JR. This is MY dream & it continues cuz Patrick’s hotter than ever. ⠀ Peep the stats: Demp-Demp now has salt & pepper hair, so he has enough experience to know his way around your body & a FICO score. At 57, he understands the importance of a One-A-Day multivitamin. #TheCoupleThatsHeartHealthyTogetherStaysTogether. And w/his sexy smile, tan, & blue eyes, he’s giving Martha’s Vineyard in the streets & hot college professor in the sheets. #GraduatingSummaCUMLaudeEveryNight. But it’s not just lewks, y’all! He’s the complete package! ⠀ Patty Cakes been professionally acting since 1985, starring in movies like “Sweet Home Alabama, “Disenchanted,” & “Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon.” He’s also been the face of L’Oreal & Versace and a race car driver since 2009. He has a big heart & opened the Patrick Dempsey Center at Central Maine Medical Center in Lewiston due to his mother’s bouts with cancer. And he’s a family man as he’s been married for 24 years & has three kids. Cute!! ⠀ Congrats, Patrick on a great career, life, & being hot for a long time. Welcome to the #TT Hall of Fame! #PatrickDempsey ⠀ P.S. #ThotNaysh – see me live on my Messy AF stand-up tour. Click da link in da bio.