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OMG, every day IS like Sunday. well, apart from Saturday and Friday….and maybe Thursday… Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday are pretty similar. Actually thinking about it Sunday in isolation is a pretty unique day.
I’ve ruined so many of these pieces of paper due to my dyslexia.
I would say that the average is 50/50 one right one wrong.
So im going to recycle some of the Effed ones. The paper is too nice to waste.
I was looking at my bushy eyebrows in the mirror today. As I get older they get more unruly and have to be trimmed
quite a bit.
That got me thinking about my ears and how massive they get when you’re older. For the purpose of this caption
im not going to Google but I wonder if you can have old man’s ears surgery? Cos im not looking like the Fucking B.F.G.
Im not having a massive conk either. Or I might just go full Vulcan and have stuff added to make me look like Spock.
Actually I quite fancy that.
Greggs Stake bake *Taylor’s version
Dr.Clancy
Namaste 🙏❤️
OMG, every day IS like Sunday. well, apart from Saturday and Friday….and maybe Thursday… Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday are pretty similar. Actually thinking about it Sunday in isolation is a pretty unique day.
I’ve ruined so many of these pieces of paper due to my dyslexia.
I would say that the average is 50/50 one right one wrong.
So im going to recycle some of the Effed ones. The paper is too nice to waste.
I was looking at my bushy eyebrows in the mirror today. As I get older they get more unruly and have to be trimmed
quite a bit.
That got me thinking about my ears and how massive they get when you’re older. For the purpose of this caption
im not going to Google but I wonder if you can have old man’s ears surgery? Cos im not looking like the Fucking B.F.G.
Im not having a massive conk either. Or I might just go full Vulcan and have stuff added to make me look like Spock.
Actually I quite fancy that.
Greggs Stake bake *Taylor’s version
Dr.Clancy
Namaste 🙏❤️
OMG, every day IS like Sunday. well, apart from Saturday and Friday….and maybe Thursday… Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday are pretty similar. Actually thinking about it Sunday in isolation is a pretty unique day.
I’ve ruined so many of these pieces of paper due to my dyslexia.
I would say that the average is 50/50 one right one wrong.
So im going to recycle some of the Effed ones. The paper is too nice to waste.
I was looking at my bushy eyebrows in the mirror today. As I get older they get more unruly and have to be trimmed
quite a bit.
That got me thinking about my ears and how massive they get when you’re older. For the purpose of this caption
im not going to Google but I wonder if you can have old man’s ears surgery? Cos im not looking like the Fucking B.F.G.
Im not having a massive conk either. Or I might just go full Vulcan and have stuff added to make me look like Spock.
Actually I quite fancy that.
Greggs Stake bake *Taylor’s version
Dr.Clancy
Namaste 🙏❤️
OMG, every day IS like Sunday. well, apart from Saturday and Friday….and maybe Thursday… Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday are pretty similar. Actually thinking about it Sunday in isolation is a pretty unique day.
I’ve ruined so many of these pieces of paper due to my dyslexia.
I would say that the average is 50/50 one right one wrong.
So im going to recycle some of the Effed ones. The paper is too nice to waste.
I was looking at my bushy eyebrows in the mirror today. As I get older they get more unruly and have to be trimmed
quite a bit.
That got me thinking about my ears and how massive they get when you’re older. For the purpose of this caption
im not going to Google but I wonder if you can have old man’s ears surgery? Cos im not looking like the Fucking B.F.G.
Im not having a massive conk either. Or I might just go full Vulcan and have stuff added to make me look like Spock.
Actually I quite fancy that.
Greggs Stake bake *Taylor’s version
Dr.Clancy
Namaste 🙏❤️
OMG, every day IS like Sunday. well, apart from Saturday and Friday….and maybe Thursday… Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday are pretty similar. Actually thinking about it Sunday in isolation is a pretty unique day.
I’ve ruined so many of these pieces of paper due to my dyslexia.
I would say that the average is 50/50 one right one wrong.
So im going to recycle some of the Effed ones. The paper is too nice to waste.
I was looking at my bushy eyebrows in the mirror today. As I get older they get more unruly and have to be trimmed
quite a bit.
That got me thinking about my ears and how massive they get when you’re older. For the purpose of this caption
im not going to Google but I wonder if you can have old man’s ears surgery? Cos im not looking like the Fucking B.F.G.
Im not having a massive conk either. Or I might just go full Vulcan and have stuff added to make me look like Spock.
Actually I quite fancy that.
Greggs Stake bake *Taylor’s version
Dr.Clancy
Namaste 🙏❤️
OMG, every day IS like Sunday. well, apart from Saturday and Friday….and maybe Thursday… Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday are pretty similar. Actually thinking about it Sunday in isolation is a pretty unique day.
I’ve ruined so many of these pieces of paper due to my dyslexia.
I would say that the average is 50/50 one right one wrong.
So im going to recycle some of the Effed ones. The paper is too nice to waste.
I was looking at my bushy eyebrows in the mirror today. As I get older they get more unruly and have to be trimmed
quite a bit.
That got me thinking about my ears and how massive they get when you’re older. For the purpose of this caption
im not going to Google but I wonder if you can have old man’s ears surgery? Cos im not looking like the Fucking B.F.G.
Im not having a massive conk either. Or I might just go full Vulcan and have stuff added to make me look like Spock.
Actually I quite fancy that.
Greggs Stake bake *Taylor’s version
Dr.Clancy
Namaste 🙏❤️
So, My TV life is deluxe right now.
Mafs AND Big Brother on at the same time. I LOVE IT……
Getting reacquainted with Big Brother has felt strange. Have we outgrown each other?
I mean, Im happy you’re back but im seeing other TV shows now. And we have our own thing going on, our own gang.
But so far so good.
MAFS is being a good season. Not a classic but ‘good’
It’s no MAFSOZ seasons 10 and 6. But then again, what is?
Orange County Housewives Reunion episode 1 was pretty decent too…Who knew that a lack of accountability and an abundance of delusion would be so entertaining?
Andy Cohen did. And im Eternally grateful.
I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs and I don’t get people who don’t like reality TV *That should be a TSHIRT …
What is your Favourite reality TV show of all time?
Mine is Celebrity Big Brother. I just asked Ayda and it’s hers too.
Harrison Bronte
Namaste
🙏❤️
So, My TV life is deluxe right now.
Mafs AND Big Brother on at the same time. I LOVE IT……
Getting reacquainted with Big Brother has felt strange. Have we outgrown each other?
I mean, Im happy you’re back but im seeing other TV shows now. And we have our own thing going on, our own gang.
But so far so good.
MAFS is being a good season. Not a classic but ‘good’
It’s no MAFSOZ seasons 10 and 6. But then again, what is?
Orange County Housewives Reunion episode 1 was pretty decent too…Who knew that a lack of accountability and an abundance of delusion would be so entertaining?
Andy Cohen did. And im Eternally grateful.
I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs and I don’t get people who don’t like reality TV *That should be a TSHIRT …
What is your Favourite reality TV show of all time?
Mine is Celebrity Big Brother. I just asked Ayda and it’s hers too.
Harrison Bronte
Namaste
🙏❤️
So, My TV life is deluxe right now.
Mafs AND Big Brother on at the same time. I LOVE IT……
Getting reacquainted with Big Brother has felt strange. Have we outgrown each other?
I mean, Im happy you’re back but im seeing other TV shows now. And we have our own thing going on, our own gang.
But so far so good.
MAFS is being a good season. Not a classic but ‘good’
It’s no MAFSOZ seasons 10 and 6. But then again, what is?
Orange County Housewives Reunion episode 1 was pretty decent too…Who knew that a lack of accountability and an abundance of delusion would be so entertaining?
Andy Cohen did. And im Eternally grateful.
I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs and I don’t get people who don’t like reality TV *That should be a TSHIRT …
What is your Favourite reality TV show of all time?
Mine is Celebrity Big Brother. I just asked Ayda and it’s hers too.
Harrison Bronte
Namaste
🙏❤️
So, My TV life is deluxe right now.
Mafs AND Big Brother on at the same time. I LOVE IT……
Getting reacquainted with Big Brother has felt strange. Have we outgrown each other?
I mean, Im happy you’re back but im seeing other TV shows now. And we have our own thing going on, our own gang.
But so far so good.
MAFS is being a good season. Not a classic but ‘good’
It’s no MAFSOZ seasons 10 and 6. But then again, what is?
Orange County Housewives Reunion episode 1 was pretty decent too…Who knew that a lack of accountability and an abundance of delusion would be so entertaining?
Andy Cohen did. And im Eternally grateful.
I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs and I don’t get people who don’t like reality TV *That should be a TSHIRT …
What is your Favourite reality TV show of all time?
Mine is Celebrity Big Brother. I just asked Ayda and it’s hers too.
Harrison Bronte
Namaste
🙏❤️
So, My TV life is deluxe right now.
Mafs AND Big Brother on at the same time. I LOVE IT……
Getting reacquainted with Big Brother has felt strange. Have we outgrown each other?
I mean, Im happy you’re back but im seeing other TV shows now. And we have our own thing going on, our own gang.
But so far so good.
MAFS is being a good season. Not a classic but ‘good’
It’s no MAFSOZ seasons 10 and 6. But then again, what is?
Orange County Housewives Reunion episode 1 was pretty decent too…Who knew that a lack of accountability and an abundance of delusion would be so entertaining?
Andy Cohen did. And im Eternally grateful.
I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs and I don’t get people who don’t like reality TV *That should be a TSHIRT …
What is your Favourite reality TV show of all time?
Mine is Celebrity Big Brother. I just asked Ayda and it’s hers too.
Harrison Bronte
Namaste
🙏❤️
So, My TV life is deluxe right now.
Mafs AND Big Brother on at the same time. I LOVE IT……
Getting reacquainted with Big Brother has felt strange. Have we outgrown each other?
I mean, Im happy you’re back but im seeing other TV shows now. And we have our own thing going on, our own gang.
But so far so good.
MAFS is being a good season. Not a classic but ‘good’
It’s no MAFSOZ seasons 10 and 6. But then again, what is?
Orange County Housewives Reunion episode 1 was pretty decent too…Who knew that a lack of accountability and an abundance of delusion would be so entertaining?
Andy Cohen did. And im Eternally grateful.
I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs and I don’t get people who don’t like reality TV *That should be a TSHIRT …
What is your Favourite reality TV show of all time?
Mine is Celebrity Big Brother. I just asked Ayda and it’s hers too.
Harrison Bronte
Namaste
🙏❤️
Does anyone know the rules here? what happens when you did something wrong
and should apologise but the person you should apologise to is a giant C__t? Like a known bell end?
A card-carrying bell end.
On a scale of 1 to i accidentally shot his gran. I would say that I did a 6 ….
Without explaining fully. I can’t can i? 🤷♂️
I should have known *too not do what i did* but i don’t think i did ….but if i had of known i probably would of done it anyway .
Sooooo, where does that leave me …Do we apologise to bell ends?
Have you been in that predicament?
And before you amateur sleuths try to work it out …You don’t know them….
This was one of my thoughts yesterday
Bing Bigley
Namaste 🙏 ❤️
Does anyone know the rules here? what happens when you did something wrong
and should apologise but the person you should apologise to is a giant C__t? Like a known bell end?
A card-carrying bell end.
On a scale of 1 to i accidentally shot his gran. I would say that I did a 6 ….
Without explaining fully. I can’t can i? 🤷♂️
I should have known *too not do what i did* but i don’t think i did ….but if i had of known i probably would of done it anyway .
Sooooo, where does that leave me …Do we apologise to bell ends?
Have you been in that predicament?
And before you amateur sleuths try to work it out …You don’t know them….
This was one of my thoughts yesterday
Bing Bigley
Namaste 🙏 ❤️
Does anyone know the rules here? what happens when you did something wrong
and should apologise but the person you should apologise to is a giant C__t? Like a known bell end?
A card-carrying bell end.
On a scale of 1 to i accidentally shot his gran. I would say that I did a 6 ….
Without explaining fully. I can’t can i? 🤷♂️
I should have known *too not do what i did* but i don’t think i did ….but if i had of known i probably would of done it anyway .
Sooooo, where does that leave me …Do we apologise to bell ends?
Have you been in that predicament?
And before you amateur sleuths try to work it out …You don’t know them….
This was one of my thoughts yesterday
Bing Bigley
Namaste 🙏 ❤️
Does anyone know the rules here? what happens when you did something wrong
and should apologise but the person you should apologise to is a giant C__t? Like a known bell end?
A card-carrying bell end.
On a scale of 1 to i accidentally shot his gran. I would say that I did a 6 ….
Without explaining fully. I can’t can i? 🤷♂️
I should have known *too not do what i did* but i don’t think i did ….but if i had of known i probably would of done it anyway .
Sooooo, where does that leave me …Do we apologise to bell ends?
Have you been in that predicament?
And before you amateur sleuths try to work it out …You don’t know them….
This was one of my thoughts yesterday
Bing Bigley
Namaste 🙏 ❤️
Does anyone know the rules here? what happens when you did something wrong
and should apologise but the person you should apologise to is a giant C__t? Like a known bell end?
A card-carrying bell end.
On a scale of 1 to i accidentally shot his gran. I would say that I did a 6 ….
Without explaining fully. I can’t can i? 🤷♂️
I should have known *too not do what i did* but i don’t think i did ….but if i had of known i probably would of done it anyway .
Sooooo, where does that leave me …Do we apologise to bell ends?
Have you been in that predicament?
And before you amateur sleuths try to work it out …You don’t know them….
This was one of my thoughts yesterday
Bing Bigley
Namaste 🙏 ❤️
Does anyone know the rules here? what happens when you did something wrong
and should apologise but the person you should apologise to is a giant C__t? Like a known bell end?
A card-carrying bell end.
On a scale of 1 to i accidentally shot his gran. I would say that I did a 6 ….
Without explaining fully. I can’t can i? 🤷♂️
I should have known *too not do what i did* but i don’t think i did ….but if i had of known i probably would of done it anyway .
Sooooo, where does that leave me …Do we apologise to bell ends?
Have you been in that predicament?
And before you amateur sleuths try to work it out …You don’t know them….
This was one of my thoughts yesterday
Bing Bigley
Namaste 🙏 ❤️
Does anyone know the rules here? what happens when you did something wrong
and should apologise but the person you should apologise to is a giant C__t? Like a known bell end?
A card-carrying bell end.
On a scale of 1 to i accidentally shot his gran. I would say that I did a 6 ….
Without explaining fully. I can’t can i? 🤷♂️
I should have known *too not do what i did* but i don’t think i did ….but if i had of known i probably would of done it anyway .
Sooooo, where does that leave me …Do we apologise to bell ends?
Have you been in that predicament?
And before you amateur sleuths try to work it out …You don’t know them….
This was one of my thoughts yesterday
Bing Bigley
Namaste 🙏 ❤️
So interesting reading your comments yesterday. I realise im not sorry so until I am I don’t think I’ll apologise. And I also spelt ‘’Keele’’ services wrong. Im gonna make so many spelling mistakes due to not being able to spell. Not sure whether to rectify the spelling mistakes or just leave them. Also if people know what I meant then I don’t think it’s much of a mistake.
Im now gonna tell you how to approach a celebrity if you want a meaningful interaction. But you have to totally commit to this
you can’t go in Half cocked or they’ll smell the deceit and fear. Walk up to them say your name put out your hand to shake theirs and say ‘’nice to see you again’’.This will confuse them, they won’t want to appear rude and will desperately try and figure out where they know you from. Already have something vague planned for that question. And then just get into a conversation. Don’t ask for the photo straight away or t
Let me know how you get on.
Anyone else look for your phone whilst being on the phone?
Cuddles
Brad Wurst.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Ps thank you to @tonypittsturmoil for todays inspiration
So last night The Antiques Roadshow was on. For those not from The UK it’s
a program where people bring antiques to find out how much they’re worth. Anyway, This has happened to me before but when the music starts. I get a visceral response. it makes me want to take acid or steal a car and do doughnuts on a Bowling Green. I don’t know what it is about this particular Theme toon. Nothing else makes me feel this way.
Is it an anti-euphoric recall from school days? Did it herald the notion of double maths the next day?
Is it the safest piece of music ever written and I am so addicted to chaos that I have an involuntary need to self-sabotage?
I dunno man, I am a bit worried that it will play one day and I’ll just punch the person next to me.
I like the program itself. And there’s nothing wrong with the music. It just does ….Something.
Anyway, I’ve just been thinking about my favourite person in Britain. And for this game, it has to be someone you don’t really know.
I’ll go first. Bob Mortimer.
And please don’t say me. Pick someone else. Im genuinely interested to know.
Today’s inKlINg is from a series im calling ‘’Idyllics’’
Antiques Roadshow (Extended Theme) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBFLuyjEazw)
Piddles.
Namaste
🙏❤️
@vintagechelseagirl – I spent a good 10 minutes walking round my house in the dark using my phone as a 🔦 looking for my phone
That was my favourite comment from yesterday. Along with ‘’What is Div’’.No question mark just gave it that extra comedic
effect.
Div means fool. derived Apparently from this..
‘’Div is a scouse word for idiot. It is short for Divvy which in turn is a corruption of Devo. The Deva Hospital was a well-known mental hospital (since renamed the West Cheshire Hospital) on the outskirts of Chester. Chester was founded by the Romans who named it Deva.’’
Or this ?
‘’Actually originates from prison slang in the UK. A job often given to the lowest inmates was to put cardboard dividers into boxes Someone given this job was a ‘divider’ or a ‘div’. Now used as an insult to those who display stupidity.’’
Or short for Diviant – I guess no one knows.
I’ve found a game-changing technique when it comes to fast-forwarding during breaks for Tv Ad’s
Get it up to full speed and then start counting to 10 press-play at 10. Thank me later
It’ll take a few goes to get it but once you do, everything is changed forever..A whole new world. I can’t state this
strongly enough. This will be my legacy.In time People will forget my music but they will never forget this contribution to mankind.
There will be a statue built of me in Stoke holding a remote control. Pointing to the sky
*makes double gun finger sign, mouths the word bang. Turns around and vanishes.
🎩
Blaze Banks
Namaste
🙏❤️
So I think David Attenborough won yesterday. Dawn French too with a fine showing. She is infinitely loveable. There should be a Dawn French AI that you can talk to when you’re sad. Or Type too at least. Or even when you’re not.A just
In-General-Dawn-French-AI.
Bob Mortimer makes me happy. Happy and safe like TV used to when it was your friend and hadn’t become self-aware
and driven by focus groups and algorithms.
I had the pleasure of drinking with him one night in the 90’s and he made me fall over laughing. Like go weak and take a knee
with laughter.What a gift to be able to Daft-laugh.It’s the best feeling ever.
in other news. Yesterday Ed who I do art with called me. I sent him a text saying ‘’call you after I’ve been to the loo’’
Half an hour later the phone goes and it’s Ed. Instantly I remembered that that was what I was supposed to do and forgot.
This in short is a snapshot of my memory these days.
It’s proper awful. Anyone else having this? Also, young people out there.what about you? Is this type of thing
happening to you? Or is this just some old-people-style shit?
Balki Bartoko
Namaste ❤️🙏
P.S. Today ‘Idyllic’ features a swear word from the 80’s.See if you can find it.