Mount Cotton – Brisbane – Gold Coast – what a show. Let’s do it all again tonight x
Mount Cotton – Brisbane – Gold Coast – what a show. Let’s do it all again tonight x
Mount Cotton – Brisbane – Gold Coast – what a show. Let’s do it all again tonight x
My Daughter Coco *aged 5* Won an award the other day at school. It was for Kindness “Being a friend to everyone’’
What a feeling as a parent.
To be honest I find that more thrilling than coming top of the class in Maths-English or whatever. Though that would be lovely too.
For me What I need to know about my kids is A. That they feel safe/loved And B that they are kind and respectful.
After all. Nothing else matters.
I bow to you, Coco. Daddy is VERY proud.
Thank you for teaching me.
Daddy Farty Pants
x
My Daughter Coco *aged 5* Won an award the other day at school. It was for Kindness “Being a friend to everyone’’
What a feeling as a parent.
To be honest I find that more thrilling than coming top of the class in Maths-English or whatever. Though that would be lovely too.
For me What I need to know about my kids is A. That they feel safe/loved And B that they are kind and respectful.
After all. Nothing else matters.
I bow to you, Coco. Daddy is VERY proud.
Thank you for teaching me.
Daddy Farty Pants
x
My Daughter Coco *aged 5* Won an award the other day at school. It was for Kindness “Being a friend to everyone’’
What a feeling as a parent.
To be honest I find that more thrilling than coming top of the class in Maths-English or whatever. Though that would be lovely too.
For me What I need to know about my kids is A. That they feel safe/loved And B that they are kind and respectful.
After all. Nothing else matters.
I bow to you, Coco. Daddy is VERY proud.
Thank you for teaching me.
Daddy Farty Pants
x
My Daughter Coco *aged 5* Won an award the other day at school. It was for Kindness “Being a friend to everyone’’
What a feeling as a parent.
To be honest I find that more thrilling than coming top of the class in Maths-English or whatever. Though that would be lovely too.
For me What I need to know about my kids is A. That they feel safe/loved And B that they are kind and respectful.
After all. Nothing else matters.
I bow to you, Coco. Daddy is VERY proud.
Thank you for teaching me.
Daddy Farty Pants
x
My Daughter Coco *aged 5* Won an award the other day at school. It was for Kindness “Being a friend to everyone’’
What a feeling as a parent.
To be honest I find that more thrilling than coming top of the class in Maths-English or whatever. Though that would be lovely too.
For me What I need to know about my kids is A. That they feel safe/loved And B that they are kind and respectful.
After all. Nothing else matters.
I bow to you, Coco. Daddy is VERY proud.
Thank you for teaching me.
Daddy Farty Pants
x
My Daughter Coco *aged 5* Won an award the other day at school. It was for Kindness “Being a friend to everyone’’
What a feeling as a parent.
To be honest I find that more thrilling than coming top of the class in Maths-English or whatever. Though that would be lovely too.
For me What I need to know about my kids is A. That they feel safe/loved And B that they are kind and respectful.
After all. Nothing else matters.
I bow to you, Coco. Daddy is VERY proud.
Thank you for teaching me.
Daddy Farty Pants
x
My Daughter Coco *aged 5* Won an award the other day at school. It was for Kindness “Being a friend to everyone’’
What a feeling as a parent.
To be honest I find that more thrilling than coming top of the class in Maths-English or whatever. Though that would be lovely too.
For me What I need to know about my kids is A. That they feel safe/loved And B that they are kind and respectful.
After all. Nothing else matters.
I bow to you, Coco. Daddy is VERY proud.
Thank you for teaching me.
Daddy Farty Pants
x
Night 2: Mount Cotton – Brisbane – Gold Coast – thank you for having me for these wonderful shows. I hope to be back soon. Rob x
InteGrITaS eT CacaS Pleasantries Hail Keanu And Peace be with you So there’s this guy, let’s call him Steve. Steve is a bunch of people, but for now Steve is whoever leaves a message under any of my posts where I’m wearing anything other than a plain t-shirt and blue jeans.That says something like ‘’He started to look like Elton John’’ or ‘’Whats he wearing 🤡’’ Etc. Steve is confused. Steve has the same mentality that he had when he was in the 4th year. Steve is in Steve’s box. Steve’s box is limited. Steve’s life is limited due to Steve’s own limitation placed on him by outside forces. Steve is unconscious to the fact that Steve isn’t running Steve’s own thoughts. Steve is scared to express himself for fear of ridicule. Steve is a bog standard human being,Gets born,follows the herd,Buys stuff,then dies. Be like Steve if you like I am not like Steve. I love what Elton wears btw. It’s fucking fun. And David Furnish is stylish as fuck too. After yesterday’s Thinkling I was thinking about Labels. I get we don’t need anymore etc. And to a certain degree, this is true BUT I’m Soooooo glad I know I’m ADHD. It explains so much about who I am. What judgements were placed on me and what sunk in as a negative that didn’t deserve a place in fuckery box. For example, I’m not lazy. I was told I am. I thought I was. I’m not. And when dyslexia came about I found out I’m not stupid. I loved my School and I’m very grateful for the teachers and my time there. But there was nothing in the curriculum that accommodated me not feeling like a dumb dumb. That has taken decades to undo. When my time on the planet is done, I will have built and designed massive hotels, opened my university and designed the curriculum,I will have written books, had exhibitions for my art, written TV shows, built a lifestyle brand, I have and will sit in rooms with Kings and Queens and instead of wondering if I deserve a seat at their table, I will wonder if they deserve a seat at mine. I haven’t even mentioned Music. Not bad for a dumb dumb. Namaste FFS ❤️ PS.Ninita, you’ve got this.
@robbiewilliams Getting a whole lotta love this morning @shopayda #sundayfunday #dogsofinstagram #cuddlebuddy AWxx
Integritas Et Cacas.
Pleasantries and Hail Keanu
The Comment Section Cup – Alien edition.
I liked yesterday’s exercise and enjoyed reading your things in my thingy. Good work crew.
Regarding today’s Inkling – Most people who are male and famous get the ‘’Secretly gay’’ thing.
I think the thought for a lot of people is soothing like ‘’Yeah, They have all of that luck, acclaim and an amazing lifestyle but at least they’re living a lie’’
When ‘’Robbie Williams Gay’’ Stopped being the top Google search my genuine thought was ‘’Shit, am I ugly now?’’Not that I’ve ever thought I was a looker in the first place.
Backstreet go through – though when I send the winner to the Aliens I may smuggle Born Slippy in with the package.
Today’s match is a doozy
Believe – Cher
V
Mmmbop – Hanson
Remember, it’s not necessarily your favourite,
Its which song represents the 90s the best?
Write your answer in the comment section below.
Peace be with you
Get Sectioned cos.
We taKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator, Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
Pleasantries and Hail Keanu
The Comment Section Cup – Alien edition.
I liked yesterday’s exercise and enjoyed reading your things in my thingy. Good work crew.
Regarding today’s Inkling – Most people who are male and famous get the ‘’Secretly gay’’ thing.
I think the thought for a lot of people is soothing like ‘’Yeah, They have all of that luck, acclaim and an amazing lifestyle but at least they’re living a lie’’
When ‘’Robbie Williams Gay’’ Stopped being the top Google search my genuine thought was ‘’Shit, am I ugly now?’’Not that I’ve ever thought I was a looker in the first place.
Backstreet go through – though when I send the winner to the Aliens I may smuggle Born Slippy in with the package.
Today’s match is a doozy
Believe – Cher
V
Mmmbop – Hanson
Remember, it’s not necessarily your favourite,
Its which song represents the 90s the best?
Write your answer in the comment section below.
Peace be with you
Get Sectioned cos.
We taKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator, Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
InteGrITaS eT CacaS Pleasantries Hail Keanu And Peace be with you Me yesterday on a walk ‘’Trees are good aren’t they’’ I have decided based on nothing, I am an alpha female. I’m not an alpha male and I don’t think I’m beta male. I’m actually not gonna try and explain.Cos i just searched my brain and drew a blank. *goes to look things up Apparently, I’m a Zeta male.I didn’t know about zeta males. “nonconformists who don’t care what other people think. They know themselves and refuse to change to fit into the rigid social standards of society. Zeta males are fierce creatives who blaze new paths for themselves and other” Apart from the not caring what people think of them, I’m pretty much that. Are you Alpha, Delta, Beta ,Omega, Sigma,Zeta or Gamma ? There are tests online.Let me know below. Also, Are you an alcoholic? Are you brave enough to take the online test? I’m an Alcoholic,I’m also an addict. I was thinking the other day.No wonder I loved cocaine. It would have been the first time in my life I’d been able to concentrate. Like Adderall for rogues. Namaste FFS ❤️ PS. thank you Gareth Price for your lovely photo in today’s Inkling x
InteGrITaS eT CacaS Pleasantries Hail Keanu And Peace be with you Me – “I want to learn how to do tarot cards’’- and other things I won’t get around to- Isn’t it mad/sad where we’ve gotten to the point where we don’t trust anything we’re seeing?The fact that we watch the attempted Trump Assassination.And we don’t know if A.It was incompetence B.Allowed to happen by a ‘’Deep State’’ C.A setup by Trump If I was to have to put all my money on one of them of course I’m going with incompetence.But the fact that B and C are even a serious talking point across dinner tables around the world is a very sad indictment of current affairs. We instinctively know we can’t trust the media.Fear,conflict and division sells.In essence it’s not their fault. Yesterday, I went out with my family, we bought ice creams None of the signs of the fabric of western civilisation falling apart were apparent.Just pistachio ice cream and a blue flavoured slushy. We are of course incredibly fucking lucky to be living where and how we live. I totally get there is a lot of the world that are going through hell. And for those of you that are my words of condolence here would seem hollow. Nevertheless for what it’s worth I send positivity and hope. Regular visitors of my comment section let me know if the culture wars or anything we are being fed through fear and manipulation in the media affected your day yesterday?As in physically affected you not psychically. The cost of living is friggin terrifying and doesn’t look like abating any time soon.That I’m guessing is the main world crisis effecting EVERYONE on a day to day. But what I’m naively trying to get at is this Currently I/we have 3 sick parents and a dog that we love who’s about to die. Our friends that we’re with right now. One of them just had a big operation and her husband/my friend’s Dad passed away recently.All massive events.None of them headline or culture war related.Just massive human traumatic events. What I’m saying is,we have enough on our plates to worry about the uncontrollable. Go get an ice cream and give those you love a cuddle. Namaste FFS ❤️ PS @feline_hollow I love you,honestly it’s all good my love x
InteGrITaS eT CacaS Pleasantries Hail Keanu And Peace be with you A comment from yesterday. “@robbiewilliams this is not a criticism just an observation, but those who have inspired you are all males – any thoughts on this or just how it falls? “ You Missed Tracey Emin,Hilma af Klint and Bridget Riley. You may have also missed the fact that most of the women in the comment section also have the same aggregated male ratio being pretty high too.Some of them don’t even mention one women.Sexists. I guess the simple answer is I like what I like and I don’t like what I don’t like.Fortunately, I’m a human and not a corporate entity. My soul doesn’t recognise quotas,gender or colour.My unconscious bias might, but whats underneath that doesn’t give a fuck cos it can’t it’s too pure for the bullshit. The people that have truly moved me Musically are black or gay and sometimes both. The people that shaped my life nurtured me and showed me how to love were my mother and my grandmother. The person that I love the most and will love the most EVER is my wife. My mentor David Enthoven; who taught me how to be a sober upright citizen and a compassionate human being was white. Ella Fitzgerald moves me more than Frank Sinatra ever will. Ode to Billy Joe by Bobbie Gentry moves me more than anything by Oasis or Nirvana. Dusty in Memphis- Dusty Springfield breaks my heart more than any male singer can. The comment underneath yours mentioned ‘’The gender imbalance’’ in my post. Let’s stop the madness shall we? Men on the whole are fucking amazing. Women on the whole are fucking goddesses. Just try and be a kind compassionate human being regardless of race, colour,gender. Help others where you can.Inspire others where you can.Leave their hearts and souls a better place after you’ve visited. Or fuck off. Namaste FFS ❤️ PS.I said ‘’Try’’ – as I mentioned earlier in this post.We’re human.We’re not robots and we’re not a corporate entity. We will fuck up and we’re allowed to.
Integritas Et Cacas.
Pleasantries and Hail Keanu
The Comment Section Cup – Alien edition.
Sat here staring at the blank page waiting for inspiration.
Funny, when it comes it feels like it will never leave and then when it goes I have anxiety that it may never come back.
Yeah, nothing’s coming. I started to tell you about the coat im designing with patches on it. I deleted that.
I thought about telling you about the lunch I went to today. -I saw Kelly Rowland, she was so well-dressed and looked amazing-
But I don’t think I’ll bother. I could tell you that my lunch was with Josh Flag and he might be the funniest person I’ve met in a long time.
I could tell you about my sleep pattern and how fucked up it is. I could tell you that Ayda put her machine on early this morning. It’s for her frozen shoulder and it makes a noise.
I could tell you I got grumpy and went to sleep in the other room. I could tell you about the celebration cheesecake I had from The Cheese Cake factory.
But, nah….
Oh, one of my teeth completely disintegrated. Im booked in to get veneers …so expect new teeth sometime this year.
Yeah, no inspiration today. I just asked Ayda for a question to pose. She said ‘’What’s your favourite soup?’’
Mine is Oxtail hers is tortilla. French Onion is Dope too. I put those last 5 words together because I don’t think they’ve featured in a sentence before.
Today’s match should have been the final
Wannabe – Spice girls
V
Wonderwall – Oasis
Cher went through from yesterday. Good for Cher.
Remember, it’s not necessarily your favourite,
Its which song represents the 90s the best?
Write your answer in the comment section below.
Peace be with you
Get Sectioned cos.
We taKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator, Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
Pleasantries and Hail Keanu
The Comment Section Cup – Alien edition.
Sat here staring at the blank page waiting for inspiration.
Funny, when it comes it feels like it will never leave and then when it goes I have anxiety that it may never come back.
Yeah, nothing’s coming. I started to tell you about the coat im designing with patches on it. I deleted that.
I thought about telling you about the lunch I went to today. -I saw Kelly Rowland, she was so well-dressed and looked amazing-
But I don’t think I’ll bother. I could tell you that my lunch was with Josh Flag and he might be the funniest person I’ve met in a long time.
I could tell you about my sleep pattern and how fucked up it is. I could tell you that Ayda put her machine on early this morning. It’s for her frozen shoulder and it makes a noise.
I could tell you I got grumpy and went to sleep in the other room. I could tell you about the celebration cheesecake I had from The Cheese Cake factory.
But, nah….
Oh, one of my teeth completely disintegrated. Im booked in to get veneers …so expect new teeth sometime this year.
Yeah, no inspiration today. I just asked Ayda for a question to pose. She said ‘’What’s your favourite soup?’’
Mine is Oxtail hers is tortilla. French Onion is Dope too. I put those last 5 words together because I don’t think they’ve featured in a sentence before.
Today’s match should have been the final
Wannabe – Spice girls
V
Wonderwall – Oasis
Cher went through from yesterday. Good for Cher.
Remember, it’s not necessarily your favourite,
Its which song represents the 90s the best?
Write your answer in the comment section below.
Peace be with you
Get Sectioned cos.
We taKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator, Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
Pleasantries and Hail Keanu
The Comment Section Cup – Alien edition.
Sat here staring at the blank page waiting for inspiration.
Funny, when it comes it feels like it will never leave and then when it goes I have anxiety that it may never come back.
Yeah, nothing’s coming. I started to tell you about the coat im designing with patches on it. I deleted that.
I thought about telling you about the lunch I went to today. -I saw Kelly Rowland, she was so well-dressed and looked amazing-
But I don’t think I’ll bother. I could tell you that my lunch was with Josh Flag and he might be the funniest person I’ve met in a long time.
I could tell you about my sleep pattern and how fucked up it is. I could tell you that Ayda put her machine on early this morning. It’s for her frozen shoulder and it makes a noise.
I could tell you I got grumpy and went to sleep in the other room. I could tell you about the celebration cheesecake I had from The Cheese Cake factory.
But, nah….
Oh, one of my teeth completely disintegrated. Im booked in to get veneers …so expect new teeth sometime this year.
Yeah, no inspiration today. I just asked Ayda for a question to pose. She said ‘’What’s your favourite soup?’’
Mine is Oxtail hers is tortilla. French Onion is Dope too. I put those last 5 words together because I don’t think they’ve featured in a sentence before.
Today’s match should have been the final
Wannabe – Spice girls
V
Wonderwall – Oasis
Cher went through from yesterday. Good for Cher.
Remember, it’s not necessarily your favourite,
Its which song represents the 90s the best?
Write your answer in the comment section below.
Peace be with you
Get Sectioned cos.
We taKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator, Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
Pleasantries and Hail Keanu
The Comment Section Cup – Alien edition.
Sat here staring at the blank page waiting for inspiration.
Funny, when it comes it feels like it will never leave and then when it goes I have anxiety that it may never come back.
Yeah, nothing’s coming. I started to tell you about the coat im designing with patches on it. I deleted that.
I thought about telling you about the lunch I went to today. -I saw Kelly Rowland, she was so well-dressed and looked amazing-
But I don’t think I’ll bother. I could tell you that my lunch was with Josh Flag and he might be the funniest person I’ve met in a long time.
I could tell you about my sleep pattern and how fucked up it is. I could tell you that Ayda put her machine on early this morning. It’s for her frozen shoulder and it makes a noise.
I could tell you I got grumpy and went to sleep in the other room. I could tell you about the celebration cheesecake I had from The Cheese Cake factory.
But, nah….
Oh, one of my teeth completely disintegrated. Im booked in to get veneers …so expect new teeth sometime this year.
Yeah, no inspiration today. I just asked Ayda for a question to pose. She said ‘’What’s your favourite soup?’’
Mine is Oxtail hers is tortilla. French Onion is Dope too. I put those last 5 words together because I don’t think they’ve featured in a sentence before.
Today’s match should have been the final
Wannabe – Spice girls
V
Wonderwall – Oasis
Cher went through from yesterday. Good for Cher.
Remember, it’s not necessarily your favourite,
Its which song represents the 90s the best?
Write your answer in the comment section below.
Peace be with you
Get Sectioned cos.
We taKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator, Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
@dondiablo & @lufthausmusic feat. @sofiyanzau – ‘Where Do We Come From’ is Out Now! 🙌❤️ Link in bio
InteGrITaS eT CacaS Pleasantries Hail Keanu And Peace be with you Its Mensch Monday Today’s Who ‘Arted is David Shrigley. He’s the daddy of the kind of thing that I’m trying to do.And someone I’m indebted too. So are. Gary Larson,Jim Moir, Banksy,Peter Blake, Brian Cannon,John Cooper Clark,Ian Dury,Hockney,Hirst, Emin,Bridget Riley, Hilma af Klint,Lowry,Rudolf Steiner,Bob Mortimer,Monty Python,Spike Milligan, Harry Enfield,Paul Whitehouse,David Walliams,Matt Lucas,Norm Macdonald,Peter Sellers,Steve Coogan,Warhol,Rothko,Pollock,Mel Brooks,Lennon *a Spaniard in the Works,Mark Quinn,Hayden Kays,Dude with Sign,W. C. Fields,Groucho Marx,And on and on. Oh and bunch of other artists where I looked at their work and thought ‘’I could do that’’. Not in a judgemental way. In a ‘’So I’m going too’’ kind of way. I saw Pollock and I thought that’s cool and I can do that. I saw Rothko and thought what a piss take. I can take the piss*then I saw one in real life-It blew me away. Being around Damien Hirst in the 90’s was a pivotal art moment for me. Oh,art can be Rock and Roll, a bit PT Barnum and most defiantly naughty. Damien is like the magician that will show you how the tricks done but while he’d doing it you realise in showing you the trick he’s just involved you in a more complex trick that he’ll just finish with a wink and no explanation .”Ta Da’’ and off he goes. Most music doesn’t speak to me, most art too. But the stuff that does changed my life.The stuff that does took me places.The stuff that does gave me a career and a purpose. Cuddle Club, round up🤠 .We’re going to give @celinedion a big big hug today. I’ll be under her latest post.Come join me. Which Artist or Artists changed your life? Namaste FFS ❤️
