Homeless in Spokane Upcoming Shows: 10.18 – Hoover, AL 10.19-10.21 – Nashville, TN 10.27-10.28 – Omaha, NE #tjmiller #homeless #spokane #outdoors
I’ve been very lucky to skip number two, and still be in number three. I am thankful to everybody ( @gansettandtrout & @joshuadgordon and especially, Steven Spielberg) for letting me be Santa Claus in what I have heard from many a person is now a tradition in their Christmas. Which is kind of weird, because it’s R-rated. And a lot of them have children. Some of them under the age of 12. But. Who am I to judge! As I embark on becoming Santa Claus again on the big and small screen, I wanted to say thank you- to everyone- for letting me be your Santa Claus. @jasonlandonmarcus and I went to do research in the @mallofamerica and spoke with many a Santa ( @santasammn @santahermanmn & the inimitable @santa.sid ) and found that The Christmas Spirit (the spirit of giving) is sometimes all you need. And it’s in all of us, no matter your anything. It is a human spirit, and one that is very important to me. I love to give laughs, gifts of the heart and charity of the mind. It’s important to give to great causes, but one of the greatest causes is giving love to those you hardly know, remembering to give love and thanks to family and friends, and give a hard time to people who bully or steal your sandwich. Just some Santa thoughts on this Friday afternoon. Love and giving, T.J. (Santa)
London I miss you. #london #comedy #bigben #tjmiller #standupcomedy #standupben #dididothisright
I make my father-in-law laugh, I get cussed out.
At the 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 famous @pizzeriabianco in PHX… about to see.. what it’s all about. @psp_nyc retains the number one spot. But. Gotta see what this PHX diamond 🍕 is all about… Edit (update) holy shit. Holy. Shit. It was, and as a New Yorker I say this lightly- the best pizza I’ve had outside of New York City. And better than A LOT of nyc joints. I was really blown away. The Margherita and the Diavola were the ones to get. They had more esoteric fare, and that was well worth trying (Arizona Pistachio Pesto) but the basics were interstellar out of this world excelente wow fucking wow. Thank you for the pizza, the wonderful service, and the young kid who ran after me to give me a t-shirt. See you next time on Phoenix! I’ll be back to the @standuplive soon! Killer club, as well. #phoenix #pizza #pizzeriabianco #tjmiller #comedy #standuplive @keithreza @cashinginwithtjmiller @cashlevy #cashinginwithtjmiller
At the 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 famous @pizzeriabianco in PHX… about to see.. what it’s all about. @psp_nyc retains the number one spot. But. Gotta see what this PHX diamond 🍕 is all about… Edit (update) holy shit. Holy. Shit. It was, and as a New Yorker I say this lightly- the best pizza I’ve had outside of New York City. And better than A LOT of nyc joints. I was really blown away. The Margherita and the Diavola were the ones to get. They had more esoteric fare, and that was well worth trying (Arizona Pistachio Pesto) but the basics were interstellar out of this world excelente wow fucking wow. Thank you for the pizza, the wonderful service, and the young kid who ran after me to give me a t-shirt. See you next time on Phoenix! I’ll be back to the @standuplive soon! Killer club, as well. #phoenix #pizza #pizzeriabianco #tjmiller #comedy #standuplive @keithreza @cashinginwithtjmiller @cashlevy #cashinginwithtjmiller
At the 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 famous @pizzeriabianco in PHX… about to see.. what it’s all about. @psp_nyc retains the number one spot. But. Gotta see what this PHX diamond 🍕 is all about… Edit (update) holy shit. Holy. Shit. It was, and as a New Yorker I say this lightly- the best pizza I’ve had outside of New York City. And better than A LOT of nyc joints. I was really blown away. The Margherita and the Diavola were the ones to get. They had more esoteric fare, and that was well worth trying (Arizona Pistachio Pesto) but the basics were interstellar out of this world excelente wow fucking wow. Thank you for the pizza, the wonderful service, and the young kid who ran after me to give me a t-shirt. See you next time on Phoenix! I’ll be back to the @standuplive soon! Killer club, as well. #phoenix #pizza #pizzeriabianco #tjmiller #comedy #standuplive @keithreza @cashinginwithtjmiller @cashlevy #cashinginwithtjmiller
I’m a comedian. #tjmiller #dayjob #customs #travelgram
She’s Out of My League. Guys, here’s your chance to shout out the lady in your life that’s out of YOUR league. Upcoming Shows: 10.27-10.28 – Omaha, NE 11.3-11.4 – New Westminster, BC 11.10-11.11 – Atlanta, GA #tjmiller #movies #pittsburgh
Tennessee.
Wouldn’t this be funnier if it was: “O.K., ‘so’ maybe I ‘don’t’ under ‘stand’ how ‘air’ quotes work.” Or some variation of that? Please confirm… it’s making me insane to think that “this cartoon” is “actually just” a “possible” sentence that “uses” air “quotes” correctly.
Baller. #wisconsin
You’ve arrived.
#pizza 🍕 PHX @pizzeriabianco w @cashinginwithtjmiller @standuplive #phx #comedy #standupcomedy #tjmiller #pizzabestpizza?idontknowprobablystill @psp_nyc but 🙏 @pizzeriabianco #phx
#pizza 🍕 PHX @pizzeriabianco w @cashinginwithtjmiller @standuplive #phx #comedy #standupcomedy #tjmiller #pizzabestpizza?idontknowprobablystill @psp_nyc but 🙏 @pizzeriabianco #phx
#pizza 🍕 PHX @pizzeriabianco w @cashinginwithtjmiller @standuplive #phx #comedy #standupcomedy #tjmiller #pizzabestpizza?idontknowprobablystill @psp_nyc but 🙏 @pizzeriabianco #phx
#pizza 🍕 PHX @pizzeriabianco w @cashinginwithtjmiller @standuplive #phx #comedy #standupcomedy #tjmiller #pizzabestpizza?idontknowprobablystill @psp_nyc but 🙏 @pizzeriabianco #phx
#pizza 🍕 PHX @pizzeriabianco w @cashinginwithtjmiller @standuplive #phx #comedy #standupcomedy #tjmiller #pizzabestpizza?idontknowprobablystill @psp_nyc but 🙏 @pizzeriabianco #phx
#pizza 🍕 PHX @pizzeriabianco w @cashinginwithtjmiller @standuplive #phx #comedy #standupcomedy #tjmiller #pizzabestpizza?idontknowprobablystill @psp_nyc but 🙏 @pizzeriabianco #phx
The irony.
Final show in Norway 🇳🇴 tonight! They really rolled out the red macaroons…. I’ve loved being in this wonderful country… see you at Stavangeren in Stavanger (clever name)… #norway #standupcomedy #stavanger @stavangeren #tjmiller #ilovenorway #comedy #vikingstyle #cartoonviking (is what they say I look like)
Oslo went GREAT! @latteroslo I fucking loved Bergen. @ricksbergen I felt at home in Stavanger. @stavangeren Am I Norwegian? Norway. I love you. Ps @rosepetalpistol is a relatively light Norwegian Princess.