Geelong: that was amazing! What a night. Thank you x
Geelong: that was amazing! What a night. Thank you x
Geelong: that was amazing! What a night. Thank you x
Geelong: that was amazing! What a night. Thank you x
Geelong: that was amazing! What a night. Thank you x
Melbourne: thank you for two sensational nights. Love you, Rob x
Adelaide: you were beautiful last night, thank you. See you next time x
Adelaide: you were beautiful last night, thank you. See you next time x
Adelaide: you were beautiful last night, thank you. See you next time x
Adelaide: you were beautiful last night, thank you. See you next time x
Adelaide: you were beautiful last night, thank you. See you next time x
Adelaide: you were beautiful last night, thank you. See you next time x
Adelaide: you were beautiful last night, thank you. See you next time x
Adelaide: you were beautiful last night, thank you. See you next time x
People Im man crushing on Right now in no particular order
Post Malone, Ryan Reynolds, Michael Bublé, Hugh Jackman, Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth, Jack Grealish, James Maddison, Harry Maguire, Jude Bellingham, Harry Kane, Ed Godrich, Will Farrell, Dwayne Johnson, Bill Burr, Tom Holland, Will Poulter, Karl Brazil, Gaz Coombes.
They are the ones that first come to mind. im sure there’s many more.
Who are your particular gender crushes?
Stan Likeman
Namaste ❤️🙏
Interesting to find that a lot of you, yesterday, thought ‘’I’ve got the gift gonna stick it in the goal’’ was a sexual reference. It wasn’t but now it is and will be when I sing it at the next gig in Perth. I may do a book of my decodings called ‘’The Rosetta Stone of Pop’’
I DONT WANNA ROCK
I wasn’t planning on becoming enthused by the DJ’s music.
BUT YOU’RE MAKING ME FEEL SO NICE.
I am enthused by the DJ’s music though.
WHENS IT GONNA STOP, DJ?
roughly how long is the DJ thinking of playing for?
CAUSE YOU’RE KEEPING ME UP ALL NIGHT
its very late and im in a state of mental alertness
SINGING IN THE CLASSES.MUSIC FOR THE MASSES.
people are making musical noises with their mouths while being educated.
songs for a great number of people.
GIVE NO HEAD, NO BACKSTAGE PASSES.
if you do not perform fellatio you will not be given proper creditation for the backstage area.
HAVE A PROPER GIGGLE’ I’LL BE QUITE POLITE.
there will be witty repartee and a modicum of respectful behaviour from me.
BUT WHEN I ROCK THE MIC, I ROCK THE MIC RIGHT
when I sing, I sing well
YOU GOT NO LOVE THEN YOU’RE WITH THE WRONG MAN
nobody feels affection for you. you have chosen the wrong partner.
IT’S TIME TO MOVE YOUR BODY
you should move rhythmically
IF YOU CANT GET A GIRL BUT YOUR BEST FRIEND CAN
if your best friend has more luck with the ladies
IT’S TIME TO MOVE YOUR BODY
it would be advised to move rhythmically.
Lemmy Tiesto
Namaste 🙏❤️
How do you become someone that Hydrates properly,That goes to the gym with consistency for a prolonged period of time ? That meditates and takes cold baths?
I have had many many bouts of ‘’This-timeism’’ Where all of the above are achieved for short periods of time.
And then inevitably I wake up one day and I just can’t be arsed.And then i remain unarsed for the next few years. This bothers me.
Thing is where I used to want to do this for vanities sake. I now need to do this for the sake of my mental health, for my children and wife, for my career and to eke out a few more healthier months on this mortal coil.
How can you change the ‘ This-time-i-will ‘ to ‘This-time-i-did’?
What is it in the very depth of me that just won’t? And Can it?
Unsease the day? Completed it mate.
Tony Bobbins.
namaste ❤️🙏
So I had this idea and got excited about it. But I think it’s too early in both our lives to actually do it.
And by the time we are, we’ll probably being doing other stuff. Maybe not.
Anyway, it was fun imagining it …
So I offer you the chance to imagine it with me.
‘’Barlows Barge’’ Me and Gary Barlow on a barge, magnet fishing the canals of our youths …
It could have the gentle pace of Mortimer and Whitehouse -gone fishing …But we catch Tesco trolleys and find guns and knives used in crimes.
Maybe a safe or two.
We have a guest each episode that brings us our supper ….Peter Kay brings Greggs …Howard Donald brings Nandos, Phoebe Waller-bridge Bringing scones and Sandwiches.
We have Fish and chips for lunch and rate each shop.
I’ve imagined it thoroughly and I’ve enjoyed shooting it …In my mind.
Ok, so you play TV commissioner and creative now, What channel would you sign it up for?
What elements would you add to the show?
The boys have a new record out today …And im loving their new sound …Record? New sound? I am middle-aged, aren’t I?
Go have a listen…I love my boys
Lou Grade.
Namaste ❤️🙏
Ps. Also, Gaz We should do this.
Today, I have begun Decoding the lyrics for Rock DJ.
So historians will not be puzzled a thousand years from now.
ME WITH THE FLOOR SHOW, KICKING WITH YOUR TORSO..
I have begun to entertain you, My entertaining has a pleasing effect. You start to move rhythmically from your midsection.
BOYS GETTING HIGH BUT THE GIRLS EVEN MORE SO.
men are enthralled with my entertainment but the women are astounded
WAVE YOU HANDS IF YOU’RE NOT WITH A MAN
are you a single female?
CAN I KICK IT? YES YOU CAN.
can we do something of a sexual nature together? (answer-yes)
I’VE GOT FUNK, I’VE GOT SOUL.
I possess a style of popular music. I also possess the immaterial part of a human or animal regarded as immortal.
WEVE GOT EVERYBODY
im conducting such a pleasurable experience that everyone feels like we’re in it together.
I’VE GOT THE GIFT
I’ve been blessed with special powers.
GONNA STICK IT IN THE GOAL, IT’S TIME TO MOVE YOUR BODY.
there is no doubt I will achieve greatness here tonight. So move rhythmically
BABYLON BACK IN BUSINESS
the most famous Mesopotamian city has been rebuilt.
CAN I GET A WITNESS?
my entertainment prowess is such im going to need someone who is here tonight to tell people about it.
EVERY GIRL, EVERY MAN
here im talking about the whole crowd (all genders) bearing witness outside of this establishment.
HOUSTON CAN YOU HEAR ME?
something NASA-ish.
GROUND CONTROL CAN YOU HEAR ME?
im now orbiting the Earth and I’m asking if the people at NASA can hear me singing.
NEED PERMISSION TO LAND
im going to need authorisation to return to earth.
To be continued …
Buzzed Aldrin
Namaste ❤️🙏
Ok, so here’s the plan. Eventually all records of who we are or were are mysteriously burnt or lost.*See The Library of Alexandria for details. So im going to Buy that lunch box off eBay, Put my rock DJ manuscript in it and bury it in the Blue John cavern in Castleton . Wish me luck on my hero’s journey.
I DONT WANNA BE SLEAZY BABY JUST TEASE ME
i dont want to be sordid, corrupt or immoral
but provoke me in a playful way
GOT NO FAMILY PLANNED
im not looking to impregnate you.
PIMPIN AINT EASY
managing a sex worker is a problematic profession
MOST OF THEM FLEECE ME EVERY NIGHT.
the sex workers steal money from me in the evening.
PIMPIN AINT EASY
see above
BUT IF YOU’RE SELLING IT.ITS ALRIGHT.
if you are selling youre body sexually for financial gain.
i don’t have a problem with that.
Bilbo Billions .
Namaste 🙏❤️
Ok, so here’s the plan. Eventually all records of who we are or were are mysteriously burnt or lost.*See The Library of Alexandria for details. So im going to Buy that lunch box off eBay, Put my rock DJ manuscript in it and bury it in the Blue John cavern in Castleton . Wish me luck on my hero’s journey.
I DONT WANNA BE SLEAZY BABY JUST TEASE ME
i dont want to be sordid, corrupt or immoral
but provoke me in a playful way
GOT NO FAMILY PLANNED
im not looking to impregnate you.
PIMPIN AINT EASY
managing a sex worker is a problematic profession
MOST OF THEM FLEECE ME EVERY NIGHT.
the sex workers steal money from me in the evening.
PIMPIN AINT EASY
see above
BUT IF YOU’RE SELLING IT.ITS ALRIGHT.
if you are selling youre body sexually for financial gain.
i don’t have a problem with that.
Bilbo Billions .
Namaste 🙏❤️
Ok, so here’s the plan. Eventually all records of who we are or were are mysteriously burnt or lost.*See The Library of Alexandria for details. So im going to Buy that lunch box off eBay, Put my rock DJ manuscript in it and bury it in the Blue John cavern in Castleton . Wish me luck on my hero’s journey.
I DONT WANNA BE SLEAZY BABY JUST TEASE ME
i dont want to be sordid, corrupt or immoral
but provoke me in a playful way
GOT NO FAMILY PLANNED
im not looking to impregnate you.
PIMPIN AINT EASY
managing a sex worker is a problematic profession
MOST OF THEM FLEECE ME EVERY NIGHT.
the sex workers steal money from me in the evening.
PIMPIN AINT EASY
see above
BUT IF YOU’RE SELLING IT.ITS ALRIGHT.
if you are selling youre body sexually for financial gain.
i don’t have a problem with that.
Bilbo Billions .
Namaste 🙏❤️
Ok, so here’s the plan. Eventually all records of who we are or were are mysteriously burnt or lost.*See The Library of Alexandria for details. So im going to Buy that lunch box off eBay, Put my rock DJ manuscript in it and bury it in the Blue John cavern in Castleton . Wish me luck on my hero’s journey.
I DONT WANNA BE SLEAZY BABY JUST TEASE ME
i dont want to be sordid, corrupt or immoral
but provoke me in a playful way
GOT NO FAMILY PLANNED
im not looking to impregnate you.
PIMPIN AINT EASY
managing a sex worker is a problematic profession
MOST OF THEM FLEECE ME EVERY NIGHT.
the sex workers steal money from me in the evening.
PIMPIN AINT EASY
see above
BUT IF YOU’RE SELLING IT.ITS ALRIGHT.
if you are selling youre body sexually for financial gain.
i don’t have a problem with that.
Bilbo Billions .
Namaste 🙏❤️
Quite often there is Robbie Williams business out there in the world
That it would seem people need answers for. Im not talking about sweet or silly questions.
I mean the sort of stuff where people are offended or inflamed.
Why have you? Why don’t you?
I can’t believe he hasnt———,Well,if i was him i would….What did you mean by?
How dare he ———.What about that time you ———?Why don’t you just apologise?
My silence is my answer.
And do you know why?
Because Fuck Off.
Marcel Marceau.
Namaste ❤️🙏
