Benny Blanco Instagram – When I was 13 my friend got a George Foreman grill and it changed my life forever. we would invite friends over, get high and make the most elaborate sandwiches our prepubescent minds could fathom…
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not much has changed since then except a few hit singles, my testicles dropping, and a 10-foot wide pizza oven that now sits in my backyard… over the past 15 years i started cooking with my friends once a week… it became a ritual…
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I know what you are going to say… cooking is scary. You don’t know where to begin. It can be overwhelming. And cooking for a group of people, fuck that.. but i’m telling u, once you get into it, it’ll be ur new addiction, it’s like meditating. Slicing an onion is like taking a Xanax to me.
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i wrote this book to teach u how to throw the sickest dinner party… to answer all the unknowns … what music do i play ?? what type of weed and wine do i serve ?? how do i kick all my friends out when i get tired but make it seem like it’s their idea so they still love me in the morning??? im literally driving to a dinner party right now with a bowl of marinated meat on my lap and kimchi pancakes on the dashboard while I write this. i hope i don’t die. i live this shit and u can too.. don’t b scared… i made this book to make u look like a hero with little to no effort
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I’ve been told some of the finest stories over meals. I’ve laughed so hard I thought I was going to actually die. I’ve fallen in love, sometimes with the food, sometimes with the person across the table. I’ve cried in good ways, and I’ve cried in bad ways. I hope you’ve been lucky enough to have all these same memories and then some. But if you haven’t, I can make you a promise. If you follow these three simple steps, it will all become a reality. Open this book. Open your heart. And open wide, baby.
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it comes out april 30th !!! | Posted on 02/Nov/2023 22:43:41
