Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope you get some nice family time in today. And eat way too much mashed potatoes and gravy. And also turkey. And stuffing. And green bean casserole. And cranberry sauce. And olives. And also fruit salad. And ham. And of course pumpkin pie (Costco makes the best). And of course have some rolls. And there’s probably 8-15 other things I’m forgetting that you should for sure eat.
Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope you get some nice family time in today. And eat way too much mashed potatoes and gravy. And also turkey. And stuffing. And green bean casserole. And cranberry sauce. And olives. And also fruit salad. And ham. And of course pumpkin pie (Costco makes the best). And of course have some rolls. And there’s probably 8-15 other things I’m forgetting that you should for sure eat.
Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope you get some nice family time in today. And eat way too much mashed potatoes and gravy. And also turkey. And stuffing. And green bean casserole. And cranberry sauce. And olives. And also fruit salad. And ham. And of course pumpkin pie (Costco makes the best). And of course have some rolls. And there’s probably 8-15 other things I’m forgetting that you should for sure eat.
What a year 2023 was! Felt like I jammed 5 years into 1. Too much to include pics of everything. Headlined my first theater tour. Released my first self-produced standup special. Saw Kyler graduate high school and start college. Monroe started driving. Crammed in a ton of memories and travel with the kids and Lynze. Pumped out episodes of Timesuck and Scared to Death every week. Hosted a podcast summer camp in Pennsylvania. Tried to get into the gym more. Built the beginning of a new standup hour only to pull the plug on a 50 city tour to prevent burning out. And on and on and on. So grateful for so many things! Mostly grateful to learn how truly supportive my friends, family, and fans were when I announced I needed to slow down a bit! 2023 was all about pressing the pedal to the floor. 2024 is gonna be (I’m hoping) all about balance. Less work (and hopefully better quality work) and more taking care of myself so I can be a better dad, husband, friend, podcaster, and overall human. Looking forward to working out and sleeping more, and feeling more rested and recharged in everything I do. Thanks to everyone who listened to a podcast, bought a tee shirt, came to a standup show, got a Timesuck tattoo, told a friend about me, and/or supported my decision to take some time away from touring. I truly feel blessed to be surrounded by so many amazing people and hope you all have the 2024 you’re hoping for! (Unless you’re like a serial killer or something. Then I hope you get caught/killed/etc) ❤️
What a year 2023 was! Felt like I jammed 5 years into 1. Too much to include pics of everything. Headlined my first theater tour. Released my first self-produced standup special. Saw Kyler graduate high school and start college. Monroe started driving. Crammed in a ton of memories and travel with the kids and Lynze. Pumped out episodes of Timesuck and Scared to Death every week. Hosted a podcast summer camp in Pennsylvania. Tried to get into the gym more. Built the beginning of a new standup hour only to pull the plug on a 50 city tour to prevent burning out. And on and on and on. So grateful for so many things! Mostly grateful to learn how truly supportive my friends, family, and fans were when I announced I needed to slow down a bit! 2023 was all about pressing the pedal to the floor. 2024 is gonna be (I’m hoping) all about balance. Less work (and hopefully better quality work) and more taking care of myself so I can be a better dad, husband, friend, podcaster, and overall human. Looking forward to working out and sleeping more, and feeling more rested and recharged in everything I do. Thanks to everyone who listened to a podcast, bought a tee shirt, came to a standup show, got a Timesuck tattoo, told a friend about me, and/or supported my decision to take some time away from touring. I truly feel blessed to be surrounded by so many amazing people and hope you all have the 2024 you’re hoping for! (Unless you’re like a serial killer or something. Then I hope you get caught/killed/etc) ❤️
What a year 2023 was! Felt like I jammed 5 years into 1. Too much to include pics of everything. Headlined my first theater tour. Released my first self-produced standup special. Saw Kyler graduate high school and start college. Monroe started driving. Crammed in a ton of memories and travel with the kids and Lynze. Pumped out episodes of Timesuck and Scared to Death every week. Hosted a podcast summer camp in Pennsylvania. Tried to get into the gym more. Built the beginning of a new standup hour only to pull the plug on a 50 city tour to prevent burning out. And on and on and on. So grateful for so many things! Mostly grateful to learn how truly supportive my friends, family, and fans were when I announced I needed to slow down a bit! 2023 was all about pressing the pedal to the floor. 2024 is gonna be (I’m hoping) all about balance. Less work (and hopefully better quality work) and more taking care of myself so I can be a better dad, husband, friend, podcaster, and overall human. Looking forward to working out and sleeping more, and feeling more rested and recharged in everything I do. Thanks to everyone who listened to a podcast, bought a tee shirt, came to a standup show, got a Timesuck tattoo, told a friend about me, and/or supported my decision to take some time away from touring. I truly feel blessed to be surrounded by so many amazing people and hope you all have the 2024 you’re hoping for! (Unless you’re like a serial killer or something. Then I hope you get caught/killed/etc) ❤️
What a year 2023 was! Felt like I jammed 5 years into 1. Too much to include pics of everything. Headlined my first theater tour. Released my first self-produced standup special. Saw Kyler graduate high school and start college. Monroe started driving. Crammed in a ton of memories and travel with the kids and Lynze. Pumped out episodes of Timesuck and Scared to Death every week. Hosted a podcast summer camp in Pennsylvania. Tried to get into the gym more. Built the beginning of a new standup hour only to pull the plug on a 50 city tour to prevent burning out. And on and on and on. So grateful for so many things! Mostly grateful to learn how truly supportive my friends, family, and fans were when I announced I needed to slow down a bit! 2023 was all about pressing the pedal to the floor. 2024 is gonna be (I’m hoping) all about balance. Less work (and hopefully better quality work) and more taking care of myself so I can be a better dad, husband, friend, podcaster, and overall human. Looking forward to working out and sleeping more, and feeling more rested and recharged in everything I do. Thanks to everyone who listened to a podcast, bought a tee shirt, came to a standup show, got a Timesuck tattoo, told a friend about me, and/or supported my decision to take some time away from touring. I truly feel blessed to be surrounded by so many amazing people and hope you all have the 2024 you’re hoping for! (Unless you’re like a serial killer or something. Then I hope you get caught/killed/etc) ❤️
What a year 2023 was! Felt like I jammed 5 years into 1. Too much to include pics of everything. Headlined my first theater tour. Released my first self-produced standup special. Saw Kyler graduate high school and start college. Monroe started driving. Crammed in a ton of memories and travel with the kids and Lynze. Pumped out episodes of Timesuck and Scared to Death every week. Hosted a podcast summer camp in Pennsylvania. Tried to get into the gym more. Built the beginning of a new standup hour only to pull the plug on a 50 city tour to prevent burning out. And on and on and on. So grateful for so many things! Mostly grateful to learn how truly supportive my friends, family, and fans were when I announced I needed to slow down a bit! 2023 was all about pressing the pedal to the floor. 2024 is gonna be (I’m hoping) all about balance. Less work (and hopefully better quality work) and more taking care of myself so I can be a better dad, husband, friend, podcaster, and overall human. Looking forward to working out and sleeping more, and feeling more rested and recharged in everything I do. Thanks to everyone who listened to a podcast, bought a tee shirt, came to a standup show, got a Timesuck tattoo, told a friend about me, and/or supported my decision to take some time away from touring. I truly feel blessed to be surrounded by so many amazing people and hope you all have the 2024 you’re hoping for! (Unless you’re like a serial killer or something. Then I hope you get caught/killed/etc) ❤️
What a year 2023 was! Felt like I jammed 5 years into 1. Too much to include pics of everything. Headlined my first theater tour. Released my first self-produced standup special. Saw Kyler graduate high school and start college. Monroe started driving. Crammed in a ton of memories and travel with the kids and Lynze. Pumped out episodes of Timesuck and Scared to Death every week. Hosted a podcast summer camp in Pennsylvania. Tried to get into the gym more. Built the beginning of a new standup hour only to pull the plug on a 50 city tour to prevent burning out. And on and on and on. So grateful for so many things! Mostly grateful to learn how truly supportive my friends, family, and fans were when I announced I needed to slow down a bit! 2023 was all about pressing the pedal to the floor. 2024 is gonna be (I’m hoping) all about balance. Less work (and hopefully better quality work) and more taking care of myself so I can be a better dad, husband, friend, podcaster, and overall human. Looking forward to working out and sleeping more, and feeling more rested and recharged in everything I do. Thanks to everyone who listened to a podcast, bought a tee shirt, came to a standup show, got a Timesuck tattoo, told a friend about me, and/or supported my decision to take some time away from touring. I truly feel blessed to be surrounded by so many amazing people and hope you all have the 2024 you’re hoping for! (Unless you’re like a serial killer or something. Then I hope you get caught/killed/etc) ❤️
What a year 2023 was! Felt like I jammed 5 years into 1. Too much to include pics of everything. Headlined my first theater tour. Released my first self-produced standup special. Saw Kyler graduate high school and start college. Monroe started driving. Crammed in a ton of memories and travel with the kids and Lynze. Pumped out episodes of Timesuck and Scared to Death every week. Hosted a podcast summer camp in Pennsylvania. Tried to get into the gym more. Built the beginning of a new standup hour only to pull the plug on a 50 city tour to prevent burning out. And on and on and on. So grateful for so many things! Mostly grateful to learn how truly supportive my friends, family, and fans were when I announced I needed to slow down a bit! 2023 was all about pressing the pedal to the floor. 2024 is gonna be (I’m hoping) all about balance. Less work (and hopefully better quality work) and more taking care of myself so I can be a better dad, husband, friend, podcaster, and overall human. Looking forward to working out and sleeping more, and feeling more rested and recharged in everything I do. Thanks to everyone who listened to a podcast, bought a tee shirt, came to a standup show, got a Timesuck tattoo, told a friend about me, and/or supported my decision to take some time away from touring. I truly feel blessed to be surrounded by so many amazing people and hope you all have the 2024 you’re hoping for! (Unless you’re like a serial killer or something. Then I hope you get caught/killed/etc) ❤️
What a year 2023 was! Felt like I jammed 5 years into 1. Too much to include pics of everything. Headlined my first theater tour. Released my first self-produced standup special. Saw Kyler graduate high school and start college. Monroe started driving. Crammed in a ton of memories and travel with the kids and Lynze. Pumped out episodes of Timesuck and Scared to Death every week. Hosted a podcast summer camp in Pennsylvania. Tried to get into the gym more. Built the beginning of a new standup hour only to pull the plug on a 50 city tour to prevent burning out. And on and on and on. So grateful for so many things! Mostly grateful to learn how truly supportive my friends, family, and fans were when I announced I needed to slow down a bit! 2023 was all about pressing the pedal to the floor. 2024 is gonna be (I’m hoping) all about balance. Less work (and hopefully better quality work) and more taking care of myself so I can be a better dad, husband, friend, podcaster, and overall human. Looking forward to working out and sleeping more, and feeling more rested and recharged in everything I do. Thanks to everyone who listened to a podcast, bought a tee shirt, came to a standup show, got a Timesuck tattoo, told a friend about me, and/or supported my decision to take some time away from touring. I truly feel blessed to be surrounded by so many amazing people and hope you all have the 2024 you’re hoping for! (Unless you’re like a serial killer or something. Then I hope you get caught/killed/etc) ❤️
What a year 2023 was! Felt like I jammed 5 years into 1. Too much to include pics of everything. Headlined my first theater tour. Released my first self-produced standup special. Saw Kyler graduate high school and start college. Monroe started driving. Crammed in a ton of memories and travel with the kids and Lynze. Pumped out episodes of Timesuck and Scared to Death every week. Hosted a podcast summer camp in Pennsylvania. Tried to get into the gym more. Built the beginning of a new standup hour only to pull the plug on a 50 city tour to prevent burning out. And on and on and on. So grateful for so many things! Mostly grateful to learn how truly supportive my friends, family, and fans were when I announced I needed to slow down a bit! 2023 was all about pressing the pedal to the floor. 2024 is gonna be (I’m hoping) all about balance. Less work (and hopefully better quality work) and more taking care of myself so I can be a better dad, husband, friend, podcaster, and overall human. Looking forward to working out and sleeping more, and feeling more rested and recharged in everything I do. Thanks to everyone who listened to a podcast, bought a tee shirt, came to a standup show, got a Timesuck tattoo, told a friend about me, and/or supported my decision to take some time away from touring. I truly feel blessed to be surrounded by so many amazing people and hope you all have the 2024 you’re hoping for! (Unless you’re like a serial killer or something. Then I hope you get caught/killed/etc) ❤️
What a year 2023 was! Felt like I jammed 5 years into 1. Too much to include pics of everything. Headlined my first theater tour. Released my first self-produced standup special. Saw Kyler graduate high school and start college. Monroe started driving. Crammed in a ton of memories and travel with the kids and Lynze. Pumped out episodes of Timesuck and Scared to Death every week. Hosted a podcast summer camp in Pennsylvania. Tried to get into the gym more. Built the beginning of a new standup hour only to pull the plug on a 50 city tour to prevent burning out. And on and on and on. So grateful for so many things! Mostly grateful to learn how truly supportive my friends, family, and fans were when I announced I needed to slow down a bit! 2023 was all about pressing the pedal to the floor. 2024 is gonna be (I’m hoping) all about balance. Less work (and hopefully better quality work) and more taking care of myself so I can be a better dad, husband, friend, podcaster, and overall human. Looking forward to working out and sleeping more, and feeling more rested and recharged in everything I do. Thanks to everyone who listened to a podcast, bought a tee shirt, came to a standup show, got a Timesuck tattoo, told a friend about me, and/or supported my decision to take some time away from touring. I truly feel blessed to be surrounded by so many amazing people and hope you all have the 2024 you’re hoping for! (Unless you’re like a serial killer or something. Then I hope you get caught/killed/etc) ❤️
Momo!!! Happy 16th birthday my strong, strong son! And also beautiful daughter! (You get it, Mo 😂) It has been such a privilege to watch you grow up from a funny, mischievous, adorable little kid into such a smart, kind, thoughtful, determined, original, creative, athletic, curious, and still funny, mischievous, and adorable young woman! You make me laugh so hard and I’m so proud of the cool person you’re becoming. There’s no one else like you, Monroe. I couldn’t love you more and I hope you have the best year yet!
Momo!!! Happy 16th birthday my strong, strong son! And also beautiful daughter! (You get it, Mo 😂) It has been such a privilege to watch you grow up from a funny, mischievous, adorable little kid into such a smart, kind, thoughtful, determined, original, creative, athletic, curious, and still funny, mischievous, and adorable young woman! You make me laugh so hard and I’m so proud of the cool person you’re becoming. There’s no one else like you, Monroe. I couldn’t love you more and I hope you have the best year yet!
Momo!!! Happy 16th birthday my strong, strong son! And also beautiful daughter! (You get it, Mo 😂) It has been such a privilege to watch you grow up from a funny, mischievous, adorable little kid into such a smart, kind, thoughtful, determined, original, creative, athletic, curious, and still funny, mischievous, and adorable young woman! You make me laugh so hard and I’m so proud of the cool person you’re becoming. There’s no one else like you, Monroe. I couldn’t love you more and I hope you have the best year yet!
Momo!!! Happy 16th birthday my strong, strong son! And also beautiful daughter! (You get it, Mo 😂) It has been such a privilege to watch you grow up from a funny, mischievous, adorable little kid into such a smart, kind, thoughtful, determined, original, creative, athletic, curious, and still funny, mischievous, and adorable young woman! You make me laugh so hard and I’m so proud of the cool person you’re becoming. There’s no one else like you, Monroe. I couldn’t love you more and I hope you have the best year yet!
Momo!!! Happy 16th birthday my strong, strong son! And also beautiful daughter! (You get it, Mo 😂) It has been such a privilege to watch you grow up from a funny, mischievous, adorable little kid into such a smart, kind, thoughtful, determined, original, creative, athletic, curious, and still funny, mischievous, and adorable young woman! You make me laugh so hard and I’m so proud of the cool person you’re becoming. There’s no one else like you, Monroe. I couldn’t love you more and I hope you have the best year yet!
Momo!!! Happy 16th birthday my strong, strong son! And also beautiful daughter! (You get it, Mo 😂) It has been such a privilege to watch you grow up from a funny, mischievous, adorable little kid into such a smart, kind, thoughtful, determined, original, creative, athletic, curious, and still funny, mischievous, and adorable young woman! You make me laugh so hard and I’m so proud of the cool person you’re becoming. There’s no one else like you, Monroe. I couldn’t love you more and I hope you have the best year yet!
Momo!!! Happy 16th birthday my strong, strong son! And also beautiful daughter! (You get it, Mo 😂) It has been such a privilege to watch you grow up from a funny, mischievous, adorable little kid into such a smart, kind, thoughtful, determined, original, creative, athletic, curious, and still funny, mischievous, and adorable young woman! You make me laugh so hard and I’m so proud of the cool person you’re becoming. There’s no one else like you, Monroe. I couldn’t love you more and I hope you have the best year yet!
Momo!!! Happy 16th birthday my strong, strong son! And also beautiful daughter! (You get it, Mo 😂) It has been such a privilege to watch you grow up from a funny, mischievous, adorable little kid into such a smart, kind, thoughtful, determined, original, creative, athletic, curious, and still funny, mischievous, and adorable young woman! You make me laugh so hard and I’m so proud of the cool person you’re becoming. There’s no one else like you, Monroe. I couldn’t love you more and I hope you have the best year yet!
Some old show announcements from Lexington, Kentucky in 2002(?) and Portland, Oregon in 2004 or 2005. I guess I’ve been in comedy for a little while now. Crazy that I’m still only 28 years old and look even younger now 🤷🏻♂️
Some old show announcements from Lexington, Kentucky in 2002(?) and Portland, Oregon in 2004 or 2005. I guess I’ve been in comedy for a little while now. Crazy that I’m still only 28 years old and look even younger now 🤷🏻♂️
Some old show announcements from Lexington, Kentucky in 2002(?) and Portland, Oregon in 2004 or 2005. I guess I’ve been in comedy for a little while now. Crazy that I’m still only 28 years old and look even younger now 🤷🏻♂️
