Glad both my kids are too old now for spankings and neither one of them figured out this trick. #kids #parenting #father #grounded #comedy #comedian #standupcomedy #dancummins
I love sea turtles! (I just love iced mochas a little bit more 😬) #seaturtle #paperstraw #straws #ocean #coffee #icedmocha
Happy 4th, everybody! Get wet. Get wild. Do a backflip. STILL GOT IT!! (What happened to my hair in the first photo? Communists must have stolen some of it to try and bring me down. Nope! Luckily I immediately grew more on my back in a display of American alpha-strength 🇺🇸🛥️💪🏼)
Happy 4th, everybody! Get wet. Get wild. Do a backflip. STILL GOT IT!! (What happened to my hair in the first photo? Communists must have stolen some of it to try and bring me down. Nope! Luckily I immediately grew more on my back in a display of American alpha-strength 🇺🇸🛥️💪🏼)
Happy 4th, everybody! Get wet. Get wild. Do a backflip. STILL GOT IT!! (What happened to my hair in the first photo? Communists must have stolen some of it to try and bring me down. Nope! Luckily I immediately grew more on my back in a display of American alpha-strength 🇺🇸🛥️💪🏼)
Happy 4th, everybody! Get wet. Get wild. Do a backflip. STILL GOT IT!! (What happened to my hair in the first photo? Communists must have stolen some of it to try and bring me down. Nope! Luckily I immediately grew more on my back in a display of American alpha-strength 🇺🇸🛥️💪🏼)
Happy 4th, everybody! Get wet. Get wild. Do a backflip. STILL GOT IT!! (What happened to my hair in the first photo? Communists must have stolen some of it to try and bring me down. Nope! Luckily I immediately grew more on my back in a display of American alpha-strength 🇺🇸🛥️💪🏼)
Happy Juneteenth and Happy Pride month! Everyone deserves freedom! (Except for convicted murderers, rapists, child molesters, white collar criminals who embezzle blue collar employees’ retirement money, con artists, doomsday preachers, people who drive below the speed limit in the passing lane, people who pay by check at the grocery store, pet abusers, YouTube trolls, the guy near me at the coffeeshop right now listening to videos on his phone without headphones, telemarketers, email spammers, people who eat popcorn during the quiet parts of movies, and about a thousand other different kinds of people who should probably just be eliminated). Penny doesn’t care who you are – if you have an appendage, she just wants you to use it to scratch her belly. Also – Lynze recently tried to steal a black baby on a plane and the police aren’t taking my reports about this seriously – please keep an eye on her. Finally, that last pic was taken of my sister and I in 1983. Turns out we’ve both been a bit cranky and unimpressed with humanity for over forty years. ❤️❤️❤️
Happy Juneteenth and Happy Pride month! Everyone deserves freedom! (Except for convicted murderers, rapists, child molesters, white collar criminals who embezzle blue collar employees’ retirement money, con artists, doomsday preachers, people who drive below the speed limit in the passing lane, people who pay by check at the grocery store, pet abusers, YouTube trolls, the guy near me at the coffeeshop right now listening to videos on his phone without headphones, telemarketers, email spammers, people who eat popcorn during the quiet parts of movies, and about a thousand other different kinds of people who should probably just be eliminated). Penny doesn’t care who you are – if you have an appendage, she just wants you to use it to scratch her belly. Also – Lynze recently tried to steal a black baby on a plane and the police aren’t taking my reports about this seriously – please keep an eye on her. Finally, that last pic was taken of my sister and I in 1983. Turns out we’ve both been a bit cranky and unimpressed with humanity for over forty years. ❤️❤️❤️
Happy Juneteenth and Happy Pride month! Everyone deserves freedom! (Except for convicted murderers, rapists, child molesters, white collar criminals who embezzle blue collar employees’ retirement money, con artists, doomsday preachers, people who drive below the speed limit in the passing lane, people who pay by check at the grocery store, pet abusers, YouTube trolls, the guy near me at the coffeeshop right now listening to videos on his phone without headphones, telemarketers, email spammers, people who eat popcorn during the quiet parts of movies, and about a thousand other different kinds of people who should probably just be eliminated). Penny doesn’t care who you are – if you have an appendage, she just wants you to use it to scratch her belly. Also – Lynze recently tried to steal a black baby on a plane and the police aren’t taking my reports about this seriously – please keep an eye on her. Finally, that last pic was taken of my sister and I in 1983. Turns out we’ve both been a bit cranky and unimpressed with humanity for over forty years. ❤️❤️❤️
Happy Father’s Day!! I feel very lucky to have these two goofballs. It would be much harder to be a dad if my kids sucked. Luckily they’re very cool. Best of luck to all you dads who got stuck with some duds. I hope you can at least find some solace today in a delicious bbq burger you probably had to make yourself because your kids are worthless. 🥹❤️🍔
Happy Father’s Day!! I feel very lucky to have these two goofballs. It would be much harder to be a dad if my kids sucked. Luckily they’re very cool. Best of luck to all you dads who got stuck with some duds. I hope you can at least find some solace today in a delicious bbq burger you probably had to make yourself because your kids are worthless. 🥹❤️🍔
Happy Father’s Day!! I feel very lucky to have these two goofballs. It would be much harder to be a dad if my kids sucked. Luckily they’re very cool. Best of luck to all you dads who got stuck with some duds. I hope you can at least find some solace today in a delicious bbq burger you probably had to make yourself because your kids are worthless. 🥹❤️🍔
Missoula, you never disappoint ❤️
Missoula, you never disappoint ❤️
Missoula, you never disappoint ❤️
So EXCITED! My new special is almost here! (And don’t worry – it won’t have anything bleeped. Playing the algorithm game with this trailer). Sunday, August 27th, 4 p.m. Pacific Time, Trying to Get Better will debut on the Bad Magic Productions Youtube channel. Over 70 minutes of new material. I think it’s my best one yet and I hope you watch it, love it, rate it, and SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE YOU KNOW (who you think can handle it 😂)! I’ll be in the comments watching along during the debut with Lynze and some friends. Hope to see you in there!!! #comedyspecial #comedy #dancummins
Whoo hoooo!!! What a fight!! Oleksandr Usyk put on a clinic!!
Whoo hoooo!!! What a fight!! Oleksandr Usyk put on a clinic!!
Whoo hoooo!!! What a fight!! Oleksandr Usyk put on a clinic!!
Whoo hoooo!!! What a fight!! Oleksandr Usyk put on a clinic!!
Whoo hoooo!!! What a fight!! Oleksandr Usyk put on a clinic!!
I don’t clown around. Period.
Huge thank you to everyone who sacrificed everything, so that the rest of us could live free lives and reap the rewards we never had to give our lives for. Not being veterans ourselves, all we can do here at Bad Magic is admire, be grateful for, and be in awe of the courage of so many others. ❤️
