Home Actor Robbie Williams HD Instagram Photos and Wallpapers February 2024 Robbie Williams Instagram - Integritas Et Cacas. The Comment Section Cup - president edition …. So Keanu joins Sir Alex Ferguson, Harry Styles and Ricky Gervais in the next round That got me thinking. I don’t think there is a global celebrity who is better known for being a very decent human than Keanu. I hope that sentence makes sense. You get what im getting at. I see you asking for women in the comment section … And here they are. With more to come. Cate Blanchett V Oprah Winfrey Cate gets my vote for the whole thing, I think. She’s an Aussie for one. That goes a long way with me. And then there’s the Elegance and the Poise with just a hint of naughtiness. Oprah comes with a stateswoman-like authority and there’s no doubt her shoulders could handle the lofty task at hand. I guess it just comes down to who you want to hear the news from that -COVID doesn’t exist any more, Dementia is a thing of the past, Parkinson’s is eradicated and the aliens are coming- *pointing at the crowd ….’YOU GET AN ALIEN….YOU GET AN ALIEN….. AND YOU GET ALIEN……..’’ In other news, I flew from Dubai yesterday. I stayed up all night and got on the plane expecting to sleep all the way home. I put my Eye blind on, head down and then my mind went ‘’Nah mate, We’ve got some overthinking to do’’ Sleep didn’t happen. What a piss-take. I downed two triple espressos towards the end of the flight and they seemed to power me to where I am right now. Typing this on Saturday night whilst Match of the Day plays.As I lay on the floor of Ayda’s closet. So my typing doesn’t wake up her up. Shhhhhhhhhhh.Robbie Williams is in the closet. Tell no one. Get Sectioned cos. WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator/ Delusional Manifesting Champ and Canadian liker. Namaste 🙏❤️ PS. Keanu is Canadian. Im telling you Canadians rock.

Robbie Williams Instagram – Integritas Et Cacas. The Comment Section Cup – president edition …. So Keanu joins Sir Alex Ferguson, Harry Styles and Ricky Gervais in the next round That got me thinking. I don’t think there is a global celebrity who is better known for being a very decent human than Keanu. I hope that sentence makes sense. You get what im getting at. I see you asking for women in the comment section … And here they are. With more to come. Cate Blanchett V Oprah Winfrey Cate gets my vote for the whole thing, I think. She’s an Aussie for one. That goes a long way with me. And then there’s the Elegance and the Poise with just a hint of naughtiness. Oprah comes with a stateswoman-like authority and there’s no doubt her shoulders could handle the lofty task at hand. I guess it just comes down to who you want to hear the news from that -COVID doesn’t exist any more, Dementia is a thing of the past, Parkinson’s is eradicated and the aliens are coming- *pointing at the crowd ….’YOU GET AN ALIEN….YOU GET AN ALIEN….. AND YOU GET ALIEN……..’’ In other news, I flew from Dubai yesterday. I stayed up all night and got on the plane expecting to sleep all the way home. I put my Eye blind on, head down and then my mind went ‘’Nah mate, We’ve got some overthinking to do’’ Sleep didn’t happen. What a piss-take. I downed two triple espressos towards the end of the flight and they seemed to power me to where I am right now. Typing this on Saturday night whilst Match of the Day plays.As I lay on the floor of Ayda’s closet. So my typing doesn’t wake up her up. Shhhhhhhhhhh.Robbie Williams is in the closet. Tell no one. Get Sectioned cos. WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator/ Delusional Manifesting Champ and Canadian liker. Namaste 🙏❤️ PS. Keanu is Canadian. Im telling you Canadians rock.

Robbie Williams Instagram - Integritas Et Cacas. The Comment Section Cup - president edition …. So Keanu joins Sir Alex Ferguson, Harry Styles and Ricky Gervais in the next round That got me thinking. I don’t think there is a global celebrity who is better known for being a very decent human than Keanu. I hope that sentence makes sense. You get what im getting at. I see you asking for women in the comment section … And here they are. With more to come. Cate Blanchett V Oprah Winfrey Cate gets my vote for the whole thing, I think. She’s an Aussie for one. That goes a long way with me. And then there’s the Elegance and the Poise with just a hint of naughtiness. Oprah comes with a stateswoman-like authority and there’s no doubt her shoulders could handle the lofty task at hand. I guess it just comes down to who you want to hear the news from that -COVID doesn’t exist any more, Dementia is a thing of the past, Parkinson’s is eradicated and the aliens are coming- *pointing at the crowd ….’YOU GET AN ALIEN….YOU GET AN ALIEN….. AND YOU GET ALIEN……..’’ In other news, I flew from Dubai yesterday. I stayed up all night and got on the plane expecting to sleep all the way home. I put my Eye blind on, head down and then my mind went ‘’Nah mate, We’ve got some overthinking to do’’ Sleep didn’t happen. What a piss-take. I downed two triple espressos towards the end of the flight and they seemed to power me to where I am right now. Typing this on Saturday night whilst Match of the Day plays.As I lay on the floor of Ayda’s closet. So my typing doesn’t wake up her up. Shhhhhhhhhhh.Robbie Williams is in the closet. Tell no one. Get Sectioned cos. WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator/ Delusional Manifesting Champ and Canadian liker. Namaste 🙏❤️ PS. Keanu is Canadian. Im telling you Canadians rock.

Robbie Williams Instagram – Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition ….
So Keanu joins Sir Alex Ferguson, Harry Styles and Ricky Gervais in the next round

That got me thinking. I don’t think there is a global celebrity who is better known for being
a very decent human than Keanu. I hope that sentence makes sense. You get what im getting at.

I see you asking for women in the comment section …

And here they are. With more to come.

Cate Blanchett

V

Oprah Winfrey

Cate gets my vote for the whole thing, I think.
She’s an Aussie for one. That goes a long way with me.
And then there’s the Elegance and the Poise with just a hint of naughtiness.

Oprah comes with a stateswoman-like authority and there’s no doubt her shoulders could handle the lofty task at hand.

I guess it just comes down to who you want to hear the news from that -COVID doesn’t exist any more, Dementia is a thing of the past, Parkinson’s is eradicated and the aliens are coming-

*pointing at the crowd ….’YOU GET AN ALIEN….YOU GET AN ALIEN….. AND YOU GET ALIEN……..’’

In other news, I flew from Dubai yesterday. I stayed up all night and got on the plane expecting to sleep all the way home. I put my Eye blind on, head down and then my mind went ‘’Nah mate, We’ve got some overthinking to do’’ Sleep didn’t happen.
What a piss-take. I downed two triple espressos towards the end of the flight and they seemed to power
me to where I am right now. Typing this on Saturday night whilst Match of the Day plays.As I lay on the floor of Ayda’s closet. So my typing doesn’t wake up her up.

Shhhhhhhhhhh.Robbie Williams is in the closet. Tell no one.

Get Sectioned cos.

WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY

R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator/ Delusional Manifesting Champ and Canadian liker.

Namaste 🙏❤️

PS. Keanu is Canadian. Im telling you Canadians rock. | Posted on 11/Feb/2024 15:01:23

Robbie Williams Instagram – Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition ….

I really want to give up processed sugar for my 50th so the last 3 days I’ve really 
tried to start giving it ago.

So what the fuck is it with pudding pushers and their absolute need to have you try dessert? *them ’’Go on …….just a bit…try it’’
eyes wide with a little nod….Goading….*Me ‘’No, im good thank you I’m trying to’’ Them*cutting me off ‘’A little bit won’t hurt…..
just try it …its amazing….its soooooo good ‘’ me* ‘’Yeah but im trying to’’ them*cutting me off again ‘’Honestly …you need to’’ Me* ‘’But for my 50th i really want to give up sugar ‘’ Them* ‘’Start after your birthday…go on…just a bit’’ *me,anxiety level raising and people-pleasing kicks in
*thinks to self ‘’If I just have a spoon full then they’ll stop………but if I have a spoonful I won’t stop’’
I have a spoonful, then another … and so it goes.

Then -for fucks sake- I go to another table to say hello to someone and the whole process started again!
AND THEN the chef brings over special popstar pudding made for the popstar and looks at me smiling 
eyes wide with a little goading nod….I can’t say no cause ‘’he made it special’’.Now I am full of sugar and sad.

STOP-PUSHING-PUDDINGS …..Im just gonna start saying im diabetic ….it’ll be easier.
My Dad is and my grandad was so I’ll most probably be telling the truth anyway.

That’s another one for the niche problem files…

It’s great when you’re Cate, yeah!
Is Cate this cup’s Jonny Farnham?
That result is unbelievable. Somebody should show her.
I mean, like i said. She gets my vote but that was an obliteration.

Today im gonna pick one that I think will be much harder 

Dolly Parton 

v 

David Attenborough 

I know, Fiendish right ?

Make some one the peace time president by voting in the comment section below.
And stop pushing fucking puddings.
Im gonna take some fake coke with me next time and just rack a line out on the table and go ‘’Just one rail,go on,Its soooo pure,You’ll love it’’Then nod………..Goading……

Get Sectioned cos.

WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY 

R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator/ Delusional Manifesting people pleasing codependant.

Namaste 🙏❤️
Robbie Williams Instagram – Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
So yesterday’s competition was a bit of a blowout. Im all up for pretending it didn’t happen and moving on. 
In fact, I think I will.

I read the ‘’Oh more football😏’’ complaints, and to be honest im with you sisters.

Let’s get some eye candy up in here.

David Beckham 

V 

Keanu Reeves 

Vote for your peacetime president …Who would you prefer to hear good news from?
Because peace has broken out and it’s just good news now.Vote in the comment section below.

Also,

Did you know that an anagram of Ex ‘Take That’ singer Robbie Williams” 
Is…
I am sexist? A terrible weakling? Both?…

Also

Todays Inkling.

It happens to me way more than it should.

 For the niche problem files….I present.

Them ….’’You know!….at the thing!’
Me …’’ You mean the thing where I met 100 people and shook everyone’s hand and spent moments in conversation 
with all of them?’’
Them …’’Yeah’’
Me…Lieing to make it less awkward….”Oh, yeah…of course …now i do’’
Them….Knowing im lying…*a mixture of crestfallen and angry ‘’ Well, How are you?’’
Me *in my head ‘’Well im fucking awful now’’
Me * outside head and uneasy ‘’Good,good..yeah very good,busy ..very very busy..im just in the middle of a tour…’’
Me*looks around *’ ’ I’ll just go and find my wife.I just had a text through and I need to tell her something. See you in a bit’’

And now they’re angry at me for not remembering them and im angry at them for being angry with me.

Get Sectioned cos.

WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY 

R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.

Namaste 🙏❤️

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