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Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition ….
It was brought to my attention today by steph_carr_1 that there was no real
celebration for the Jonny Farnham win in The CSC – national anthem edition.
I agree, it did strike me 2 days before the end of that Cup that I would need to do something.
Then I got anxious about it. Then I thought ‘’I need to put some thought into it’’ and then I didn’t put thought into it
And then I had to be a Dad and then I forgot and then I released the video of me giving the result out and then even I thought ‘’oh that was underwhelming’’
That’s the thing about being a dictator, You can get complacent. That’s when Coup’s happen.
I will beef up my security and live in my cake-eating room until the dissension passes. I will also send a special envoy
to Liverpool where Steph lives and bribe her with trinkets and mead. That should do it.
Onwards
There’s only one Harry Styles One Harry styles there’s only one Harry Styles.
I can’t believe that my middle-aged rumblings didn’t reach the Swifties. I thought they would be here with a massive pile on.
The boy from the Bakery took it and by some margin too. Congrats Harry, You are through to the next round. Surely there would be room for this Despot *me* in Harry’s ministry. Minister of Pop stars who do documentaries in their underpants.
Which, by the way- Has been pointed out to me on more than a few occasions- Is supposedly an odd choice to make.
Well, I counter that assertion with.No it isn’t. You see I’ve got this thing about wearing clothes and what it is is I don’t like wearing clothes.
And with that, I bring you today’s Match
Ricky Gervais
V
Kermit
Vote for your peace-time president below in the comment section.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition ….
It was brought to my attention today by steph_carr_1 that there was no real
celebration for the Jonny Farnham win in The CSC – national anthem edition.
I agree, it did strike me 2 days before the end of that Cup that I would need to do something.
Then I got anxious about it. Then I thought ‘’I need to put some thought into it’’ and then I didn’t put thought into it
And then I had to be a Dad and then I forgot and then I released the video of me giving the result out and then even I thought ‘’oh that was underwhelming’’
That’s the thing about being a dictator, You can get complacent. That’s when Coup’s happen.
I will beef up my security and live in my cake-eating room until the dissension passes. I will also send a special envoy
to Liverpool where Steph lives and bribe her with trinkets and mead. That should do it.
Onwards
There’s only one Harry Styles One Harry styles there’s only one Harry Styles.
I can’t believe that my middle-aged rumblings didn’t reach the Swifties. I thought they would be here with a massive pile on.
The boy from the Bakery took it and by some margin too. Congrats Harry, You are through to the next round. Surely there would be room for this Despot *me* in Harry’s ministry. Minister of Pop stars who do documentaries in their underpants.
Which, by the way- Has been pointed out to me on more than a few occasions- Is supposedly an odd choice to make.
Well, I counter that assertion with.No it isn’t. You see I’ve got this thing about wearing clothes and what it is is I don’t like wearing clothes.
And with that, I bring you today’s Match
Ricky Gervais
V
Kermit
Vote for your peace-time president below in the comment section.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
I love a man in pink 💕💕
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Integritas Et Cacas.
ITS BACK!
The Comment Section Cup -President Edition.
Peace has broken out, we now basically need a figurehead. To bring us good news and stuff.
2-day work week, pay raises, cancers cured and Poor mental health is now a thing of the past. Etc.
Who do you want to bring you that news?
Let’s be as nice as we can about all the candidates and each other. They may be public figures but they’re human too.
Now I know I said ‘’Global’’ BUT …….These two were suggested and I just couldn’t help the Shithousery.
Can you behave? Let’s throw A cat right amongst the Birdies with the first round.
Sir Alex Ferguson
V
Jurgen Klopp
See 🤣🤣🤣…I told you
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
So yesterday’s competition was a bit of a blowout. Im all up for pretending it didn’t happen and moving on.
In fact, I think I will.
I read the ‘’Oh more football😏’’ complaints, and to be honest im with you sisters.
Let’s get some eye candy up in here.
David Beckham
V
Keanu Reeves
Vote for your peacetime president …Who would you prefer to hear good news from?
Because peace has broken out and it’s just good news now.Vote in the comment section below.
Also,
Did you know that an anagram of Ex ‘Take That’ singer Robbie Williams”
Is…
I am sexist? A terrible weakling? Both?…
Also
Todays Inkling.
It happens to me way more than it should.
For the niche problem files….I present.
Them ….’’You know!….at the thing!’
Me …’’ You mean the thing where I met 100 people and shook everyone’s hand and spent moments in conversation
with all of them?’’
Them …’’Yeah’’
Me…Lieing to make it less awkward….”Oh, yeah…of course …now i do’’
Them….Knowing im lying…*a mixture of crestfallen and angry ‘’ Well, How are you?’’
Me *in my head ‘’Well im fucking awful now’’
Me * outside head and uneasy ‘’Good,good..yeah very good,busy ..very very busy..im just in the middle of a tour…’’
Me*looks around *’ ’ I’ll just go and find my wife.I just had a text through and I need to tell her something. See you in a bit’’
And now they’re angry at me for not remembering them and im angry at them for being angry with me.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Well, well, well.
It’s the closest match in the Comment Section Cup history.
And Ricky Gervais won it …..Beating Kermy by 2 %
I thought Kermit was an inspired choice and I assumed he would go through to the next round.
But here we and here he isn’t.
Soooooooooooo
Who would you want to be your peace-time president out of these two?
Lionel Messi
v
Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on football score a goals 💥
You know what to do.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Well, well, well.
It’s the closest match in the Comment Section Cup history.
And Ricky Gervais won it …..Beating Kermy by 2 %
I thought Kermit was an inspired choice and I assumed he would go through to the next round.
But here we and here he isn’t.
Soooooooooooo
Who would you want to be your peace-time president out of these two?
Lionel Messi
v
Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on football score a goals 💥
You know what to do.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Well, well, well.
It’s the closest match in the Comment Section Cup history.
And Ricky Gervais won it …..Beating Kermy by 2 %
I thought Kermit was an inspired choice and I assumed he would go through to the next round.
But here we and here he isn’t.
Soooooooooooo
Who would you want to be your peace-time president out of these two?
Lionel Messi
v
Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on football score a goals 💥
You know what to do.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Well, well, well.
It’s the closest match in the Comment Section Cup history.
And Ricky Gervais won it …..Beating Kermy by 2 %
I thought Kermit was an inspired choice and I assumed he would go through to the next round.
But here we and here he isn’t.
Soooooooooooo
Who would you want to be your peace-time president out of these two?
Lionel Messi
v
Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on football score a goals 💥
You know what to do.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Well, well, well.
It’s the closest match in the Comment Section Cup history.
And Ricky Gervais won it …..Beating Kermy by 2 %
I thought Kermit was an inspired choice and I assumed he would go through to the next round.
But here we and here he isn’t.
Soooooooooooo
Who would you want to be your peace-time president out of these two?
Lionel Messi
v
Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on football score a goals 💥
You know what to do.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Well, well, well.
It’s the closest match in the Comment Section Cup history.
And Ricky Gervais won it …..Beating Kermy by 2 %
I thought Kermit was an inspired choice and I assumed he would go through to the next round.
But here we and here he isn’t.
Soooooooooooo
Who would you want to be your peace-time president out of these two?
Lionel Messi
v
Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on football score a goals 💥
You know what to do.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Well, well, well.
It’s the closest match in the Comment Section Cup history.
And Ricky Gervais won it …..Beating Kermy by 2 %
I thought Kermit was an inspired choice and I assumed he would go through to the next round.
But here we and here he isn’t.
Soooooooooooo
Who would you want to be your peace-time president out of these two?
Lionel Messi
v
Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on football score a goals 💥
You know what to do.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Well, well, well.
It’s the closest match in the Comment Section Cup history.
And Ricky Gervais won it …..Beating Kermy by 2 %
I thought Kermit was an inspired choice and I assumed he would go through to the next round.
But here we and here he isn’t.
Soooooooooooo
Who would you want to be your peace-time president out of these two?
Lionel Messi
v
Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on football score a goals 💥
You know what to do.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Well, well, well.
It’s the closest match in the Comment Section Cup history.
And Ricky Gervais won it …..Beating Kermy by 2 %
I thought Kermit was an inspired choice and I assumed he would go through to the next round.
But here we and here he isn’t.
Soooooooooooo
Who would you want to be your peace-time president out of these two?
Lionel Messi
v
Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on football score a goals 💥
You know what to do.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Well, well, well.
It’s the closest match in the Comment Section Cup history.
And Ricky Gervais won it …..Beating Kermy by 2 %
I thought Kermit was an inspired choice and I assumed he would go through to the next round.
But here we and here he isn’t.
Soooooooooooo
Who would you want to be your peace-time president out of these two?
Lionel Messi
v
Cristiano Ronaldo
Come on football score a goals 💥
You know what to do.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition ….
So Keanu joins Sir Alex Ferguson, Harry Styles and Ricky Gervais in the next round
That got me thinking. I don’t think there is a global celebrity who is better known for being
a very decent human than Keanu. I hope that sentence makes sense. You get what im getting at.
I see you asking for women in the comment section …
And here they are. With more to come.
Cate Blanchett
V
Oprah Winfrey
Cate gets my vote for the whole thing, I think.
She’s an Aussie for one. That goes a long way with me.
And then there’s the Elegance and the Poise with just a hint of naughtiness.
Oprah comes with a stateswoman-like authority and there’s no doubt her shoulders could handle the lofty task at hand.
I guess it just comes down to who you want to hear the news from that -COVID doesn’t exist any more, Dementia is a thing of the past, Parkinson’s is eradicated and the aliens are coming-
*pointing at the crowd ….’YOU GET AN ALIEN….YOU GET AN ALIEN….. AND YOU GET ALIEN……..’’
In other news, I flew from Dubai yesterday. I stayed up all night and got on the plane expecting to sleep all the way home. I put my Eye blind on, head down and then my mind went ‘’Nah mate, We’ve got some overthinking to do’’ Sleep didn’t happen.
What a piss-take. I downed two triple espressos towards the end of the flight and they seemed to power
me to where I am right now. Typing this on Saturday night whilst Match of the Day plays.As I lay on the floor of Ayda’s closet. So my typing doesn’t wake up her up.
Shhhhhhhhhhh.Robbie Williams is in the closet. Tell no one.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator/ Delusional Manifesting Champ and Canadian liker.
Namaste 🙏❤️
PS. Keanu is Canadian. Im telling you Canadians rock.
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition ….
So Keanu joins Sir Alex Ferguson, Harry Styles and Ricky Gervais in the next round
That got me thinking. I don’t think there is a global celebrity who is better known for being
a very decent human than Keanu. I hope that sentence makes sense. You get what im getting at.
I see you asking for women in the comment section …
And here they are. With more to come.
Cate Blanchett
V
Oprah Winfrey
Cate gets my vote for the whole thing, I think.
She’s an Aussie for one. That goes a long way with me.
And then there’s the Elegance and the Poise with just a hint of naughtiness.
Oprah comes with a stateswoman-like authority and there’s no doubt her shoulders could handle the lofty task at hand.
I guess it just comes down to who you want to hear the news from that -COVID doesn’t exist any more, Dementia is a thing of the past, Parkinson’s is eradicated and the aliens are coming-
*pointing at the crowd ….’YOU GET AN ALIEN….YOU GET AN ALIEN….. AND YOU GET ALIEN……..’’
In other news, I flew from Dubai yesterday. I stayed up all night and got on the plane expecting to sleep all the way home. I put my Eye blind on, head down and then my mind went ‘’Nah mate, We’ve got some overthinking to do’’ Sleep didn’t happen.
What a piss-take. I downed two triple espressos towards the end of the flight and they seemed to power
me to where I am right now. Typing this on Saturday night whilst Match of the Day plays.As I lay on the floor of Ayda’s closet. So my typing doesn’t wake up her up.
Shhhhhhhhhhh.Robbie Williams is in the closet. Tell no one.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator/ Delusional Manifesting Champ and Canadian liker.
Namaste 🙏❤️
PS. Keanu is Canadian. Im telling you Canadians rock.
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition ….
I really want to give up processed sugar for my 50th so the last 3 days I’ve really
tried to start giving it ago.
So what the fuck is it with pudding pushers and their absolute need to have you try dessert? *them ’’Go on …….just a bit…try it’’
eyes wide with a little nod….Goading….*Me ‘’No, im good thank you I’m trying to’’ Them*cutting me off ‘’A little bit won’t hurt…..
just try it …its amazing….its soooooo good ‘’ me* ‘’Yeah but im trying to’’ them*cutting me off again ‘’Honestly …you need to’’ Me* ‘’But for my 50th i really want to give up sugar ‘’ Them* ‘’Start after your birthday…go on…just a bit’’ *me,anxiety level raising and people-pleasing kicks in
*thinks to self ‘’If I just have a spoon full then they’ll stop………but if I have a spoonful I won’t stop’’
I have a spoonful, then another … and so it goes.
Then -for fucks sake- I go to another table to say hello to someone and the whole process started again!
AND THEN the chef brings over special popstar pudding made for the popstar and looks at me smiling
eyes wide with a little goading nod….I can’t say no cause ‘’he made it special’’.Now I am full of sugar and sad.
STOP-PUSHING-PUDDINGS …..Im just gonna start saying im diabetic ….it’ll be easier.
My Dad is and my grandad was so I’ll most probably be telling the truth anyway.
That’s another one for the niche problem files…
It’s great when you’re Cate, yeah!
Is Cate this cup’s Jonny Farnham?
That result is unbelievable. Somebody should show her.
I mean, like i said. She gets my vote but that was an obliteration.
Today im gonna pick one that I think will be much harder
Dolly Parton
v
David Attenborough
I know, Fiendish right ?
Make some one the peace time president by voting in the comment section below.
And stop pushing fucking puddings.
Im gonna take some fake coke with me next time and just rack a line out on the table and go ‘’Just one rail,go on,Its soooo pure,You’ll love it’’Then nod………..Goading……
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator/ Delusional Manifesting people pleasing codependant.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition ….
I really want to give up processed sugar for my 50th so the last 3 days I’ve really
tried to start giving it ago.
So what the fuck is it with pudding pushers and their absolute need to have you try dessert? *them ’’Go on …….just a bit…try it’’
eyes wide with a little nod….Goading….*Me ‘’No, im good thank you I’m trying to’’ Them*cutting me off ‘’A little bit won’t hurt…..
just try it …its amazing….its soooooo good ‘’ me* ‘’Yeah but im trying to’’ them*cutting me off again ‘’Honestly …you need to’’ Me* ‘’But for my 50th i really want to give up sugar ‘’ Them* ‘’Start after your birthday…go on…just a bit’’ *me,anxiety level raising and people-pleasing kicks in
*thinks to self ‘’If I just have a spoon full then they’ll stop………but if I have a spoonful I won’t stop’’
I have a spoonful, then another … and so it goes.
Then -for fucks sake- I go to another table to say hello to someone and the whole process started again!
AND THEN the chef brings over special popstar pudding made for the popstar and looks at me smiling
eyes wide with a little goading nod….I can’t say no cause ‘’he made it special’’.Now I am full of sugar and sad.
STOP-PUSHING-PUDDINGS …..Im just gonna start saying im diabetic ….it’ll be easier.
My Dad is and my grandad was so I’ll most probably be telling the truth anyway.
That’s another one for the niche problem files…
It’s great when you’re Cate, yeah!
Is Cate this cup’s Jonny Farnham?
That result is unbelievable. Somebody should show her.
I mean, like i said. She gets my vote but that was an obliteration.
Today im gonna pick one that I think will be much harder
Dolly Parton
v
David Attenborough
I know, Fiendish right ?
Make some one the peace time president by voting in the comment section below.
And stop pushing fucking puddings.
Im gonna take some fake coke with me next time and just rack a line out on the table and go ‘’Just one rail,go on,Its soooo pure,You’ll love it’’Then nod………..Goading……
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator/ Delusional Manifesting people pleasing codependant.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Yesterday Sarina_friendlie picked Jurgen Klopp because he has nice teeth. I applaud this level of silliness.
And what a beautiful world to imagine. Peace breaks out and our consciousness is so evolved that we now make decisions purely based on dentistry.👏
I see a few of you yesterday were unaware of both candidates. Believe me, they make sense in the places they make sense.
So that being said, in our first match Sir Alex Ferguson beat Jurgen Klopp by a very fine margin 52% to Mr Klopp’s 48%
I love both of them but it just goes to show How Sir Alex’s allure is evergreen.
For those of you who need a more global match, check today’s out.
Taylor Swift
V
Harry Styles
Former lovers turned presidential candidates, running against each other for leadership of the world. And with that, I think I just wrote the premise for the next Richard Curtis film.
FYI the president just brings us good news because life is full of good news now. They don’t have to keep the peace because we have now transcended our warlike past. It’s never coming back. Rejoice. And whilst rejoicing pick your peacetime President in the comment section below.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
The Comment Section Cup – president edition….
Yesterday Sarina_friendlie picked Jurgen Klopp because he has nice teeth. I applaud this level of silliness.
And what a beautiful world to imagine. Peace breaks out and our consciousness is so evolved that we now make decisions purely based on dentistry.👏
I see a few of you yesterday were unaware of both candidates. Believe me, they make sense in the places they make sense.
So that being said, in our first match Sir Alex Ferguson beat Jurgen Klopp by a very fine margin 52% to Mr Klopp’s 48%
I love both of them but it just goes to show How Sir Alex’s allure is evergreen.
For those of you who need a more global match, check today’s out.
Taylor Swift
V
Harry Styles
Former lovers turned presidential candidates, running against each other for leadership of the world. And with that, I think I just wrote the premise for the next Richard Curtis film.
FYI the president just brings us good news because life is full of good news now. They don’t have to keep the peace because we have now transcended our warlike past. It’s never coming back. Rejoice. And whilst rejoicing pick your peacetime President in the comment section below.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
