Robbie Williams Instagram – Integritas Et Cacas. The Comment Section Cup – president edition …. I really want to give up processed sugar for my 50th so the last 3 days I’ve really tried to start giving it ago. So what the fuck is it with pudding pushers and their absolute need to have you try dessert? *them ’’Go on …….just a bit…try it’’ eyes wide with a little nod….Goading….*Me ‘’No, im good thank you I’m trying to’’ Them*cutting me off ‘’A little bit won’t hurt….. just try it …its amazing….its soooooo good ‘’ me* ‘’Yeah but im trying to’’ them*cutting me off again ‘’Honestly …you need to’’ Me* ‘’But for my 50th i really want to give up sugar ‘’ Them* ‘’Start after your birthday…go on…just a bit’’ *me,anxiety level raising and people-pleasing kicks in *thinks to self ‘’If I just have a spoon full then they’ll stop………but if I have a spoonful I won’t stop’’ I have a spoonful, then another … and so it goes. Then -for fucks sake- I go to another table to say hello to someone and the whole process started again! AND THEN the chef brings over special popstar pudding made for the popstar and looks at me smiling eyes wide with a little goading nod….I can’t say no cause ‘’he made it special’’.Now I am full of sugar and sad. STOP-PUSHING-PUDDINGS …..Im just gonna start saying im diabetic ….it’ll be easier. My Dad is and my grandad was so I’ll most probably be telling the truth anyway. That’s another one for the niche problem files… It’s great when you’re Cate, yeah! Is Cate this cup’s Jonny Farnham? That result is unbelievable. Somebody should show her. I mean, like i said. She gets my vote but that was an obliteration. Today im gonna pick one that I think will be much harder Dolly Parton v David Attenborough I know, Fiendish right ? Make some one the peace time president by voting in the comment section below. And stop pushing fucking puddings. Im gonna take some fake coke with me next time and just rack a line out on the table and go ‘’Just one rail,go on,Its soooo pure,You’ll love it’’Then nod………..Goading…… Get Sectioned cos. WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator/ Delusional Manifesting people pleasing codependant. Namaste 🙏❤️