Cristela Alonzo Instagram – The tanning joke Netflix posted where people are saying I’m a white woman in the comments comes after this joke. They do that to try to negate what I’m saying in any way they can think of. People love to insert themselves as main character in every post they see. Yes, every joke is about you. All of them. You are so special. 🥹 In the words of my mom, “Pfft. I’ve been hated by better people than you.” 😘 #LowerClassy starring white woman, Cristela Alonzo on Netflix. 🤷🏻‍♀️