Elmo used to take tickles, now he just wants trauma
The Christmas Remix ✨🎄🧑🏽🎄🎅🏽⛄️🎁🤪 #comedy #merrychristmas #familytime #happyholidays #mutechallenge
🚨hashtag wars🚨 #FakeDutchFood twist your tongue into a mouth-watering dish
THANK YOU SO MUCH @texasmonthly and @cynthiadrake for this great write up!!! 🙏🏽🥹💖🫶🏽
🔗 Link to the full article in my STORIES 💋
#comedy #standup #laredo #puro956
I’d like to throw my hat in the ring for casting! 🤓🤓 #readyformycloseuphollywood
Things my Mexican Mom makes us do on NYE… 🥳🎆🤦🏽♀️ 🍇 🩲🧳 #comedy #newyearseve #mexicannewyear #nye2024 #nyetraditions #nyemexicantraditions
When you’re bad at shopping for Xmas gifts… 😝 #comedy #xmasshopping #merrychristmas🎄
without a doubt the greatest panel of all time
🎤 Verified Stand-Up is streaming NOW on Netflix! #standupcomedy #comedy #netflix #netflixisajoke #imfromtexas
Catch me on “Verified Stand-Up” Ep. 2 streaming NOW only on NETFLIX!!! 👻🚌 #ghostbus #standupcomedy #netflix
✨2024 Headlining Dates✨ Catch me in a city near you! 💋 Get your tickets at vanessacomedy.com #standupcomedy #comedy
A message from #GeorgeSantos #merrychristmas🎄 #unemployedbitch
Up top! 🙌🏽 #letsgo @netflixisajoke
✨ Catch me on tour! 💃🏽 vanessacomedy.com 💋 #comedy #standupcomedy #pov #funny #tour
Peace out ✌🏽 2023 😘 I’m so grateful for all the experiences I got to have this year 💖 All the laughs, all the friends, all the love, all the tears, all the tough moments, all the growth ✨ But I’m most grateful for these clowns. For always being there for me, always loving me, always pushing me, always supporting me, always making fun of me. IDK WTF 2024 will bring but I know as long as I have these guys I’m gonna be okay ❤️💃🏽💋
Happy New Year Everyone!!! #2024 🥳🎆🎇🥂
I’m on the wrong flight! ✈️ 🤣 #comedy #standup #funny #momtexts #2024 #resolutions #nye
🚨LA🚨 2 chances to catch me run my hour!!!
1/24 – The Elysian featuring Carmen Morales & Marcella Arguello ❤️❤️❤️
AND
1/27 – Dynasty Typewriter featuring Danielle Perez & Daniel Webb 🩷🩷🩷
✨Tickets available at vanessacomedy.com 💋
See y’all soon 😎✌🏽 Los Angeles, California
🚨LA🚨 2 chances to catch me run my hour!!!
1/24 – The Elysian featuring Carmen Morales & Marcella Arguello ❤️❤️❤️
AND
1/27 – Dynasty Typewriter featuring Danielle Perez & Daniel Webb 🩷🩷🩷
✨Tickets available at vanessacomedy.com 💋
See y’all soon 😎✌🏽 Los Angeles, California
‘Tis the season! #christmas #christmastree #littledebbie #whenthegummyhits
Go watch “Behind the Scenes with the Comedians of Verified Stand-Up / Netflix is a Joke” on YouTube NOW!
@netflixisajoke #bts #standupcomedy #bitchyoudidit
🚨JUST ANNOUNCED!🚨
Comedy Space presents VANESSA GONZALEZ (NETFLIX, HBO MAX) live in Houston March 15th 8PM!
🎟️TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW🎟️
Link 🔗 in Bio Above ⬆️
Vanessa Gonzalez was named one of “Variety’s Top 10 Comics to Watch” in 2022 and “Best Stand Up Comic in Austin” by the Austin Chronicle in 2017, 2022 & 2023. You can currently catch her on “Entre Nos: Spot On” and “Comedy Chingonas” on HBO MAX, “This Joka” on the Roku Channel and “Verified Stand-Up” on Netflix. Check out Vanessa’s comedy album, “My Birthday’s Tomorrow.” Houston, Texas
✨LA✨ Catch me run my hour this week!!!
1/24 @ @elysiantheater featuring @thefunnycarmen & @marcellacomedy 🩷🩷🩷
1/27 @ @dynastytypewriter featuring @divadelux & @the_danielwebb ❤️❤️❤️
TICKET LINK IN BIO 🎉🎉🎉
