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Caption : I’m starving! #isdinnerready #whensdinner #frienddinner #familytime #comedy #funny
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Caption : Please forgive me 🙏🏽😅 #lent #catholicsbelike #comedy #funny #fridays
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Caption : How I want to act at Thanksgiving VS. How I actually act at Thanksgiving 🦃🤓 #comedy #thanksgiving #family #mutechallenge
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Caption : Elmo used to take tickles, now he just wants trauma
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Caption : The Christmas Remix ✨🎄🧑🏽🎄🎅🏽⛄️🎁🤪 #comedy #merrychristmas #familytime #happyholidays #mutechallenge
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Caption : 🚨hashtag wars🚨 #FakeDutchFood twist your tongue into a mouth-watering dish
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Caption : THANK YOU SO MUCH @texasmonthly and @cynthiadrake for this great write up!!! 🙏🏽🥹💖🫶🏽 🔗 Link to the full article in my STORIES 💋 #comedy #standup #laredo #puro956
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Caption : I’m still trying to comprehend how this is me in these photos 🤯🤯🤯 Like WTF??? 🥹💖
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Caption : I’m still trying to comprehend how this is me in these photos 🤯🤯🤯 Like WTF??? 🥹💖
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Caption : Now streaming on Netflix!!! Ahhhhhhh! 🚨✨🥳🙌🏽🔥❤️🔥📺💫🤩🥰🥹😭
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Caption : Now streaming on Netflix!!! Ahhhhhhh! 🚨✨🥳🙌🏽🔥❤️🔥📺💫🤩🥰🥹😭
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Caption : WTF Hollywood?!?!?!? #notyolanda #fuckyolanda #selena #selenaforever #comedy #funny
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Caption : I’d like to throw my hat in the ring for casting! 🤓🤓 #readyformycloseuphollywood
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Caption : Things my Mexican Mom makes us do on NYE… 🥳🎆🤦🏽♀️ 🍇 🩲🧳 #comedy #newyearseve #mexicannewyear #nye2024 #nyetraditions #nyemexicantraditions
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Caption : Family Time 🤦🏽♀️ #bangs #family #comedy
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Caption : Texas Public Radio hosts the next Creekside Sessions: Comedy & Conversation on Aug. 29th! The lineup is 🔥🔥🔥 Tickets are on sale now at tpr.org 🎟️ Thank you so much for having me @texaspublicradio 💜✨ It was so much fun!
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Caption : Texas is just different 🎤 Verified Stand-Up streaming NOW only on Netflix!
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Caption : When your mom overreacts pt. 1 🤦🏽♀️
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Caption : 🚨🚨🚨 Catch me on NETFLIX with an amazing group of comics on NOV 28th!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 📸 by @marcusrussellprice 💄 by @erin.m.acker 💇🏽♀️ by @geobrianhmu
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Caption : 🚨🚨🚨 Catch me on NETFLIX with an amazing group of comics on NOV 28th!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 📸 by @marcusrussellprice 💄 by @erin.m.acker 💇🏽♀️ by @geobrianhmu
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Caption : Where my cinnamon papas at? 🤑
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Caption : AUSTIN – I’m workshopping a new solo show! Come check it out the last 2 weekends of July at @coldtownetheater! 🎟️🔗TICKET LINK IN MY BIO🎟️🔗
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Caption : Why do they look more republican tho?? 😭💀 #barbiemovie #hispanicheritagemonth
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Caption : When you’re bad at shopping for Xmas gifts… 😝 #comedy #xmasshopping #merrychristmas🎄
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Caption : I’m a reporter now! 🎥👩🏽💼 ✨ Little Big Bitch Tour tickets on sale now @ chelseahandler.com ✨ #comedy #chelseahandler #littlebigbitchtour
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Caption : Mom overreacts pt. 2 🤦🏽♀️
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Caption : Happy Teacher Appreciation Week / Mother’s Day 💐
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Caption : Como la flor, really?? 🌹🌹 🌹
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Caption : without a doubt the greatest panel of all time
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Caption : 💖 Come see me in LA at The Comedy Store on TUES 10/17 @ 8pm! 💖 🎟️🔗 IN BIO💋
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Caption : Never going to Dillard’s again 🤦🏽♀️ #bridesmaidproblems #bridesmaiddress #bridesmaids
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Caption : My boyfriend bought me underwear… 🩲🤦🏽♀️
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Caption : 🎤 Verified Stand-Up is streaming NOW on Netflix! #standupcomedy #comedy #netflix #netflixisajoke #imfromtexas
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Caption : Catch me on “Verified Stand-Up” Ep. 2 streaming NOW only on NETFLIX!!! 👻🚌 #ghostbus #standupcomedy #netflix
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Caption : ✨2024 Headlining Dates✨ Catch me in a city near you! 💋 Get your tickets at vanessacomedy.com #standupcomedy #comedy
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Caption : Huge thank you to @fortunefeimster for letting me open for her this weekend 🙏🏽💗✨ Y’all go catch her on tour! She’s so fucking funny! 🤣🤣🤣 San Antonio > New Orleans > Mom
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Caption : Huge thank you to @fortunefeimster for letting me open for her this weekend 🙏🏽💗✨ Y’all go catch her on tour! She’s so fucking funny! 🤣🤣🤣 San Antonio > New Orleans > Mom
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Caption : Huge thank you to @fortunefeimster for letting me open for her this weekend 🙏🏽💗✨ Y’all go catch her on tour! She’s so fucking funny! 🤣🤣🤣 San Antonio > New Orleans > Mom
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Caption : 🚨MERCH ALERT🚨 Pick up one of my new mermaid shirts on Chelsea Handler’s Little Big Bitch Tour or at my upcoming headlining shows!✨🧜🏽♀️
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Caption : 🚨MERCH ALERT🚨 Pick up one of my new mermaid shirts on Chelsea Handler’s Little Big Bitch Tour or at my upcoming headlining shows!✨🧜🏽♀️
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Caption : THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone at @aftermidnight for having me!!! What a fucking great time! 🥳🥳🥳
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Caption : THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone at @aftermidnight for having me!!! What a fucking great time! 🥳🥳🥳
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Caption : THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone at @aftermidnight for having me!!! What a fucking great time! 🥳🥳🥳
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Caption : THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone at @aftermidnight for having me!!! What a fucking great time! 🥳🥳🥳
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Caption : THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone at @aftermidnight for having me!!! What a fucking great time! 🥳🥳🥳
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Caption : THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone at @aftermidnight for having me!!! What a fucking great time! 🥳🥳🥳
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Caption : THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone at @aftermidnight for having me!!! What a fucking great time! 🥳🥳🥳
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Caption : THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone at @aftermidnight for having me!!! What a fucking great time! 🥳🥳🥳
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Caption : THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone at @aftermidnight for having me!!! What a fucking great time! 🥳🥳🥳
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Caption : THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone at @aftermidnight for having me!!! What a fucking great time! 🥳🥳🥳
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Caption : Bridesmaid Problems 👰🏽♀️💐
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Caption : Correction: She’s eligible for parole in 2025. Text YOLANDA to 21523 🤦🏽♀️ #dancingwiththestars #notyolanda
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Caption : 38. no crumbs. she ATE. #bday #cozy
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Caption : 38. no crumbs. she ATE. #bday #cozy
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Caption : 38. no crumbs. she ATE. #bday #cozy
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Caption : 38. no crumbs. she ATE. #bday #cozy
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Caption : 38. no crumbs. she ATE. #bday #cozy
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Caption : 38. no crumbs. she ATE. #bday #cozy
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Caption : 38. no crumbs. she ATE. #bday #cozy
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Caption : 38. no crumbs. she ATE. #bday #cozy
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Caption : 38. no crumbs. she ATE. #bday #cozy
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Caption : 38. no crumbs. she ATE. #bday #cozy
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Caption : How I use to get kids to take naps when I was a preschool teacher 👩🏽🏫🧸🍎
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Caption : Careless Whispers 🎷 🎷 🎷 😎
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Caption : Last night was so fucking FUN! My first show back in my hometown and it definitely won’t be the last. Getting to perform in front of people that have know me since I was little was surreal. I feel so overwhelmed with gratitude for all of my friends and family. I’m so proud of where I’m from and who I am now because of it 💗🙏🏽🥰 #puro956 #laredoproud Special thanks to @culturabeergarden @shhbbyisokay @jesustrejo1 and crew for helping make this all happen! Y’all are the best! ❤️
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Caption : That’s a wrap on the 1st run of my new solo show 🥳 THANK YOU @coldtownetheater for the stage time and help making this show happen ✨ THANK YOU to everyone who came out and SOLD OUT all 4 shows 🫶🏽 THANK YOU for all of the encouraging feedback 💐 I’m truly grateful for all the love and support I have here in Austin 💗💗💗 Okay… I’m gonna say it… I’M PROUD OF MYSELF!!! I’ve been wanting to do a new solo show for awhile now and I’m doing it! It’s not easy pushing through fears/doubts/judgements and getting out of your own way but it is possible. I’m excited to keep working on this show and see where she takes me. Stay tuned 💫
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Caption : That’s a wrap on the 1st run of my new solo show 🥳 THANK YOU @coldtownetheater for the stage time and help making this show happen ✨ THANK YOU to everyone who came out and SOLD OUT all 4 shows 🫶🏽 THANK YOU for all of the encouraging feedback 💐 I’m truly grateful for all the love and support I have here in Austin 💗💗💗 Okay… I’m gonna say it… I’M PROUD OF MYSELF!!! I’ve been wanting to do a new solo show for awhile now and I’m doing it! It’s not easy pushing through fears/doubts/judgements and getting out of your own way but it is possible. I’m excited to keep working on this show and see where she takes me. Stay tuned 💫
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Caption : That’s a wrap on the 1st run of my new solo show 🥳 THANK YOU @coldtownetheater for the stage time and help making this show happen ✨ THANK YOU to everyone who came out and SOLD OUT all 4 shows 🫶🏽 THANK YOU for all of the encouraging feedback 💐 I’m truly grateful for all the love and support I have here in Austin 💗💗💗 Okay… I’m gonna say it… I’M PROUD OF MYSELF!!! I’ve been wanting to do a new solo show for awhile now and I’m doing it! It’s not easy pushing through fears/doubts/judgements and getting out of your own way but it is possible. I’m excited to keep working on this show and see where she takes me. Stay tuned 💫
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Caption : That’s a wrap on the 1st run of my new solo show 🥳 THANK YOU @coldtownetheater for the stage time and help making this show happen ✨ THANK YOU to everyone who came out and SOLD OUT all 4 shows 🫶🏽 THANK YOU for all of the encouraging feedback 💐 I’m truly grateful for all the love and support I have here in Austin 💗💗💗 Okay… I’m gonna say it… I’M PROUD OF MYSELF!!! I’ve been wanting to do a new solo show for awhile now and I’m doing it! It’s not easy pushing through fears/doubts/judgements and getting out of your own way but it is possible. I’m excited to keep working on this show and see where she takes me. Stay tuned 💫
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Caption : ✨🎟️🔗 IN BIO✨ Hey Y’all! I’m so excited to run my new solo show at @coldtownetheater this month!!! Come out and be one of the firsts to see it por favor 🙏🏽✨💗
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Caption : ¿Que onda Tejas? 🤠
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Caption : 🤠 AUSTIN 🤠 I’ll be headlining @capcitycomedy in FEBRUARY! 5 SHOWS! Tickets are on sale NOW 🥳🥳🥳 Ticket link in bio 💋 📸 @danyo
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Caption : I did my first solo show in 2013 and I’m running my newest one for the first time this weekend! AND the next! IM SO EXCITED 🥳🥳🥳🥳 ✨ July 21st, 22nd, 28th & 29th ✨ @coldtownetheater ✨ TICKET LINK IN BIO 🎟️🔗
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Caption : I’m no record breaker 🤦🏽♀️ #friendswithbenefits #comedy #standupcomedy
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Caption : Happy Halloween Y’all 🎃👻 #chucky
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Caption : I ❤️ lasagna straps 😝
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Caption : I’ll be on the road the next few months! 🚐✈️🚁🚂🛶🚙 Catch me if you can! 💃🏽
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Caption : I’ll be on the road the next few months! 🚐✈️🚁🚂🛶🚙 Catch me if you can! 💃🏽
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Caption : I’ll be on the road the next few months! 🚐✈️🚁🚂🛶🚙 Catch me if you can! 💃🏽
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Vanessa Gonzalez Instagram
Caption : I love chicken nuggets 😋
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Caption : A message from #GeorgeSantos #merrychristmas🎄 #unemployedbitch
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Caption : I’m a Cabbage Patch Kid. #NotaBarbie
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Caption : Ok I would never but this sound was too good @vanessagcomedy #comedy #makeupartist #mua #trendingsound #standup #vanessagonzalez #jamiemakeup
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Caption : ✨Feeling grateful for the family, friends, love, adventures and play in my life ✨
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Caption : ✨Feeling grateful for the family, friends, love, adventures and play in my life ✨
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Caption : ✨Feeling grateful for the family, friends, love, adventures and play in my life ✨
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Caption : ✨Feeling grateful for the family, friends, love, adventures and play in my life ✨
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Caption : ✨Feeling grateful for the family, friends, love, adventures and play in my life ✨
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Caption : ✨Feeling grateful for the family, friends, love, adventures and play in my life ✨
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Caption : Thank you to everyone who came out to The Comedy Store tonight!!! 💖💖💖 And thank you to @thecomedystore for having me! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 Special thanks to Daniel Webb, Maggie Maye and Aly Dixon for crushing it 🔥🔥🔥 What a great night ✨🥰✨
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Caption : Thank you to everyone who came out to The Comedy Store tonight!!! 💖💖💖 And thank you to @thecomedystore for having me! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 Special thanks to Daniel Webb, Maggie Maye and Aly Dixon for crushing it 🔥🔥🔥 What a great night ✨🥰✨
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Caption : Thank you to everyone who came out to The Comedy Store tonight!!! 💖💖💖 And thank you to @thecomedystore for having me! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 Special thanks to Daniel Webb, Maggie Maye and Aly Dixon for crushing it 🔥🔥🔥 What a great night ✨🥰✨
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Vanessa Gonzalez Instagram
Caption : I love being friends with rich white ladies!
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Caption : 🎟️ GET UR TIX 🎟️ LINK IN BIO 💋 I’m so excited to feature some of my favorite comics in Austin!!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 2/8 8p @rochelle_war ✨ @angelinajmartin ✨ 2/9 730p @lisacfriedrich ✨ @lilmisspopovich ✨ 2/9 10p @dat_ash ✨ @clara_blackstone ✨ 2/10 730p @brandidaviscomedy ✨ @roxycastillocomedy ✨ 2/10 10p @brettvcomedy ✨ @tori_bori_allegory ✨ #standup #standupcomedy #austin #austincomedy #funny #comedytour
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Caption : Ahhhhhhhh! 🥹🥹😭😭 Video & pics courtesy of @erin.m.acker 💖🙏🏽
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Caption : AUSTIN 🥹🥹🥹 THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to everyone who nominated and voted for me! I’m overwhelmed by the love and support I’ve received from y’all over the years. I’M SOOO FUCKING GRATEFUL TO BE A PART OF THIS SCENE 😭😭😭 It was such an honor to be nominated this year with the BEST of the BEST in Austin @roxycastillocomedy @lilmisspopovich @angelinajmartin @ellendegenderless ✨✨✨✨✨ I love y’all 💗💗💗
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Caption : My first set in The Main Room at The Comedy Store ✨✨✨ It was such a blast! Huge thanks to @beverett86 for having me on an incredible lineup ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 And thank you to @mikefaltography for these amazing photos! 😍📸🙏🏽
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Caption : My first set in The Main Room at The Comedy Store ✨✨✨ It was such a blast! Huge thanks to @beverett86 for having me on an incredible lineup ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 And thank you to @mikefaltography for these amazing photos! 😍📸🙏🏽
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Caption : My first set in The Main Room at The Comedy Store ✨✨✨ It was such a blast! Huge thanks to @beverett86 for having me on an incredible lineup ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 And thank you to @mikefaltography for these amazing photos! 😍📸🙏🏽
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