Jay Hernandez

Jay Hernandez Instagram – On this day Mount Kila-Haole beckons. Many a tale have been told about her treachery, venomous serpents, shrubs with bark like razors, Republicans. But it’s finally time to shed my sherpas and begin the journey. I’ve been at basecamp south for many days now, acclimating to the vast amounts of cubed tuna flesh and domestic beer needed to fuel this trek. I set off before sunrise tomorrow unless this creeping hangover renders me inert, upon which case I’ll need weeks, possibly months of rehabilitation. Consuming farm to table fineries paired with exotic accoutrements and the most delicate of wines in order to gain sufficient strength for another attempt. I shall report back soon. Keep me in your prayers dear friends. | Posted on 29/Aug/2019 23:13:41