T.J. Miller Instagram – In this case, Vegan dry-ish January. Barely damp vegan January.
@rosepetalpistol and I did a hardcore vegan cleanse together at the beginning of the year and followed that with a Level II detox (not recommended) and for some insane reason we are continuing it.
She feels invigorated, focused, better than ever, she loves how she looks, her skin, her eyes!
I think it’s interesting to be annoying.
I look the same.
But it’s a trip, boy. I understand why they talk about it all the time because you can’t eat SHIT of anything everyone eats. It’s pretty fucking challenging. Everything that is not meat is cheese. That’s basically it. You’re left with vegetables and few sources of protein. Two days ago I ate ¾ OF A JAR of peanut butter in various ways.
Yes I just said “various ways” and @rosepetalpistol loved that she could not stop cracking up.
But to go from meat protein almost daily to vegan is insane. My body is clearly upset and is considering not talking to me any more. Might even cut off the relationship.
Did I mention I’m only drinking bitters and soda?
𝘮𝘺 𝟥𝟧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧: “shut the fuck door no way he’s actually a vegan who doesn’t really drink? Who pasted his balls to a wallaby?”
𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸: “I did it for you dad! I did it for youuuu! Just kidding it’s for research it’s actually pretty funny and fun.”
𝘮𝘺 𝟥𝟧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧: “so are you going to like, become a vegan?”
𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸: “Shut that mouth young boy! You know big baby needs his steak!”
But everyone agrees, including @rosepetalpistol and @jasonlandonmarcus that five weeks is the funniest amount of time to be a vegan and then stop.
So here we gooooooo
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