Melissa Bolona Instagram – Weekends like these are soul medicine. We belly laughed so hard it hurts, tested and conquered my fears skiing, deepened bond with long lasting friends, made new forever friends, danced my little heart out, DID I MENTION BELLY LAUGHED SO HARD?
A few jokes
⁃ House of Horrors
⁃ Night talk fighting
⁃ Our Super Bowl
⁃ MVP, Quarterback
– My shoulders hurt from doing all the heavy lifting
⁃ Moving 2 feet at a time on find friends
⁃ Knife fights
⁃ Carey taught them to do this, so you have to do this
⁃ Like a prayer
⁃ Why did you have to wear a Coors Light shirt? Why couldn’t you wear something nicer like Dom Perignon or Johnny Walker black so we could get that instead
– Sorry Melissa it is your fate to like pop music
– Right now I got to focus on me
⁃ empty Cucumber
⁃ WE SO SILLY!!!
⁃ ATTTEEEEEEEENTIOOON!
⁃ Witness Protection Program
– Can’t keep watering a fake plant
– Pack your sheeeesh up and go, I haven’t said that in years!
– Tap out!!!!
– All the speakers and no way to physically or mentally play music
– Coldplay Rome and Helsinki (the only NOT JOKE) | Posted on 21/Feb/2024 04:23:29
