I know times are hard, but the amount of times this has happened to me after gigs! They assume I’ve been drinking and won’t have my wits about me. They don’t assume I was working. Doesn’t matter who is paying, it’s the principle! #notallcabbies
My mum bought me this dress 11 years ago…I immediately fell pregnant…FINALLY it fits me! I look like I’ve been crying, I haven’t. I just can’t breathe. #BritishBookAwards #nibbies #nibbieswhattowear
I cannot help it.
Please follow @_allourrelations who are working to get people to safety. Thank you @jenbristercomedy for alerting me to this. Look at her recent post re cost of getting out of Gaza. #gaza #ceasefire #puppy #kitten #cutekids
I was having SUCH a gorgeous time too.
من فارسی نوشتن و خواندنم خیلی بد است. مصقرم نکنید چون نمیتوانم بخوانم و وقطان تلف میشه. فعلنتوهنها را به انگلیسی بکنید.
Well, I think this will break the internet #mother #motherdaughter #persians #iranian
I love him more than I could ever adequately explain. My wise owl since the moment he was born ❤️. That said………#myteen #myteenager #mumofboys #mumofteens
Home after a few days away is glorious and emotional. My daughter ran down the stairs and met me as i ran up and we held each other for ages just on the stairs. But at least she knew I WAS coming home. Dogs don’t dogs just think they’ve been abandoned 💔#dogmum #dogsofinstagram #malteselovers
Thank you @esthermanito and @robdeeringcomedian and @joebor1 … needed the peer pressure to get my ass into gear again. My legs still feel boneless but my heart is happy (if a little freaked out) #running #runningclub #runningwankersofinstagram
@esthermanito looks like the marathon runner she is. Me and @joebor1 look like we are making a run for it after shoplifting packets of Scotch eggs. #5k #runningclub #thegirls #runtraining
My column in @newhumanist about being sober…A word I don’t love because it implies SOMBRE and faaaaar from it! Huge thanks to @laurasadler13 who was one of my favourite drinking buddies and inspired me when she stopped! I’m just as open and FUN DAMMIT! But with no hangovers and more accountability! @way_of_sober #soberlife
Amazing night. Got stacks of book recommendations for my bookworm daughter and hung out with some beauts. Here are just a few @sissaylemn @lisajewelluk @freenazanin and erm, I didn’t catch the other persons name, I just grabbed her because she looked incredible and was super lovely…I was on my way out and giddy so forgive me! I was a judge on non-fiction audio…@fernfrombathgates book Strong Female Character was our winner. All the nominees were incredible but Fern’s blew my mind. #nimbies #britishbookawards @britishbookawards
#like #follow #share #dammit Off to @thebathfestival to chat #scatterbrain Paperback out in sept! #adhd #adhdmemoir #adhdstories #latediagnosisadhd #midlife #adhdwomen #tysonfury 🤣
MY NEW SHOW…I FOUND A STACK OF DIARIES AND LETTERS FROM 1997-2004, WHEN I WAS A NEW COMIC. LOOKING BACK NOW I KNOW I HAVE ADHD, AND HOW DIFFERENT COMEDY SCENE/CULTURE WAS THEN, IS WILD. SO THAT’S MY SHOW.TIX shappi.co.uk
📣 NEW TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT! 📣 Having reassessed her life through the prism of an ADHD diagnosis in last year’s funny and moving memoir, one of Britain’s most beloved and most scatterbrained stand-ups lets you back into her mind (warning: it’s cluttered in there). Among other things, this show will be a love-letter to letter-writing, a trip back through her early years as a comic and woman-about-town, and a whirlwind tour of a chaotic, hilarious brain. We’re so excited to bring @shappikhorsandi on tour again! Get yourselves some tickets QUICK!! #shappikhorsandi #shaparak #khorsandi #scatterbrain #adhd #standup #tour #book #memoir #chaotic #diagnosis #liveattheapollo
It was an absolute honour to be a judge in the non-fiction category. Looking forward to prancing about the awards tonight and not judging anyone! @britishbookawards #thebritishbookawards2024
What’s BIG and FAB and chock full of COMEDY? It’s only the BIG FAB COMEDY SHOW and it’s back next week 💖 Join @chrisforbescomedy, @fredmacaulay, @eleanormortoncomedy, @eshaanakbar, @krystalevanscomedy & @shappikhorsandi for a proper laugh! 🤣 Snap up your tickets for Glasgow, Stirling and Inverness at bigfabcomedyshow.com (link in bio) ✨
See you in the bath friends! @thebathfestival
Go see this sublime show @londoncoliseum if you can
