David Dastmalchian is back in the casket for a very special episode of Grave Conversations!!! His guest today is one of our favorite actors AND human beings ever, the inimitable @matthewlillard ! They talk hopes, dreams, and the vitamin industrial complex! Watch in Peace ♥️⚰️♥️
SURPRISE! The first ever episode of “Grave Conversations,” starring David Dastmalchian is here for your viewing pleasure. His guest this week is one of our favorite actresses and writers, the illustrious Kate Siegel. Lie down, relax, and enjoy the show!
REJOICE! Grave Conversations episode 2 has arrived, and this week’s guest is one of our favorite writers and directors, the great Mike Flanagan! Join our host David @dastmalchian and @flanaganfilm as they talk about the best ways to live, the best ways to die, and learn how to say “none” in German! Watch in Peace. ♥️⚰️♥️
get ready for the most unhinged show we’ve ever made. we are proud to bring you #TheGOAT, premiering May 9th on @amazonprime and @amazonfreevee !!! it’s everything you never knew you always wanted. 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
HERE IT IS!!! THE FIRST PROMO FOR FGIRL ISLAND OOPS I MEAN LOVERS AND LIARS. SNEAK PEEK TONIGHT ON @thecw I’M NOT KIDDING THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST SHOW WE’VE EVER MADE
Reality TV lovers! We have come to make your dreams come true because WE LOVE YOU! The series premiere of THE GOAT is now available ONE WEEK EARLY and you can watch it completely for FREE on @youtube Prepare yourself for “The Summer of Goat” and join our incredible host @danieltosh and 14 of your favorite reality stars as they battle it out on the most important competition show in the history of mankind. Link in my bio to the PREMIERE EPISODE!
They’re here! The new 2025 @unspirational calendars! This is our 7th year, and EVERY YEAR they sell out before December. If you want one, please order now, and as always, please let me know if you do!! We love being a little depressing part of your day !!!
They’re here! The new 2025 @unspirational calendars! This is our 7th year, and EVERY YEAR they sell out before December. If you want one, please order now, and as always, please let me know if you do!! We love being a little depressing part of your day !!!
Happy 9th birthday to the pup who keeps both me and Molly sane(ish), Pikachu! we love you!!!
I can’t even begin to tell you how excited I am for all of you to see what @flanaganfilm has done with The Life of Chuck. see you all in Toronto!!!
today marks 10 years since I decided to stop drinking alcohol. my life is better in every way as a result of this decision. to be honest, I didn’t think I would make it 10 days, much less 10 years, but with the support of friends, family, and the community I’m lucky to have here, I have stayed the course. for anyone out there that has a problem with drinking, please know that if I can do it, you can do it. talk about your problems. talk about your feelings. ask for help. you can do this. I know you can. and to everyone out there who believed in me: thank you. I wouldn’t be here without you ♥️♥️♥️
on the very last day of filming FGIRL ISLAND, Molly and I brought Piper to set. she was always a huge reality tv fan but had never had a chance to watch the action go down live. I’m happy to report that she was stunned by the finale, which is now available to watch on @thecw app. little did I know at the time that this would be Piper’s final set visit, but as I stumbled upon this photo while looking for something to post, I couldn’t find anything more fitting. this was one of the best days of my life. all the things I love in one place. my beautiful fiance, our elderly dog, an incredibly funny cast making an incredibly funny show, some of the best and most talented producers, camera operators, audio mixers, lighting experts, hard working PAs, one of my best friends who happen to be our director, another best friend who served as showrunner, Nikki Glaser, comedy, drama, the lights and the sets and the art direction and everything. i don’t know what the future holds for FWORLD at this moment, but not a day goes by that I’m not grateful to get to go to work and do what I love with people I admire and respect. I will NEVER give up on FWORLD. I will never stop trying my hardest to make fun shit for you to watch. Whether you watched or not, thank you for being here. It means a lot to me. And as Piper is my witness, I will never give up on the thing we have in common: a love for ridiculous tv shows and the people who watch them
New episode of #TheGOAT is now available on @PrimeVideo ! Will Joe fall in love with this demonic goat? Only one way to find out! Stream now!
is @nikkiglaser the best comedian in the world? I may be biased but I think there’s a good chance the answer is yes. You can watch her new HBO Special (I flew to Seattle to see the taping live and I laughed so hard I pooped a lil bit). You can watch her roast Tom Brady. you can also watch her douche a bunch of shirtless men on LOVERS AND LIARS on theCW tonight! anyway, this is 10% shameless plug, 90% adoration. just go watch everything Nikki does I love her she is the best
lucky to have a mother who always believes in me even when I don’t believe in myself. she’s also funny as hell, a party animal, and the queen of puppies. ♥️♥️♥️ happy Mother’s Day, Ema!
The first three episodes of #TheGoat are now streaming at @primevideo and @amazonfreevee ! WITNESS THE CHAOS! DANCE IN THE STORM! LAUGH AT THE OUTFITS! okay seriously please just go watch the fucking show it’s really great and funny and unserious and I think we all need more unserious right now
a little over 5 years ago, i got set up on a “work date” with @leeheyhey, to talk about ways we might be able to come up with some fun stuff together. during that very first meeting, Lee pitched me an idea, and right away I loved it and I knew it was going to be hard to pull off. it was a show about reality tv and the amazing personalities that give themselves over to the unscripted machine and become our friends and heroes from the comfort of our couches. we started working on it right away, and now, TODAY, half a decade later, the first three episodes of our little show, THE GOAT, is available to watch on Amazon Prime and FreeVee. it’s been an incredible journey, and along the way, we worked with HUNDREDS, literally hundreds of people, in development, pre-production, post, and with our agents and managers and network partners and studio partners and my mom and a small duck who lives in Paris that has been raised to accurately predict viewing tendencies of the populace up to seven years out, to get here. like all shows, it took hundreds of hands to make, and like all shows, all we want you to do is sit back and enjoy it. I’m incredibly grateful to our whole team, to our host @danieltosh, and to all 14 of our wonderful cast members, true legends in my mind, true icons. new episodes every Thursday. please watch it. we want to make it forever
how am I supposed to go to work when they look at me like this ???
in case you missed it, this morning we launched “Grave Conversations,” starring one of my favorite humans and collaborators in the whole world, David @Dastmalchian – and I’m so incredibly excited for you all to see what we’ve made. new episodes will launch on Wednesdays and it’s 100% free. please go follow @graveconversationsshow so you never miss an update. you won’t believe how hilarious and heartfelt this show can get. thank you to our partners at @titancasket whose mission to educate people about their funeral rights continues to inspire me
Molly said I wasn’t allowed to wear shoes in the house anymore so I’ve been spending more time in my bear feet
i absolutely can not believe they let us put this on tv (seriously watch until the end) LOVERS AND LIARS (not FGirl Island) starring @nikkiglaser premieres tomorrow night at 9 on @thecw
have you ever wondered what would happen if all of your favorite tv shows had a baby?? wonder no more! THE GOAT – MAY 9th, on @amazonprime and @amazonfreevee
FBOY IS FBACK!! Monday night, 8pm/7c on @thecw and stream free the next day on THE CW APP THANK YOU to @thekatiethurston @daniellagrace @haliokeowo for being the best leads a show could ask for and thank you @nikkiglaser our FEARLESS LEADER 🩵🩵🩵
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3 is in theaters now!!! Get your tickets and please try to see it with a crowd this weekend. You’ll cheer and laugh and scream and cry!! Obviously one of the greatest honors of my life to get to see James Gunn work as he creates worlds I’ve never imagined and characters that live in my heart forever. Thanks to all the Guardians for being such wonderful and awe inspiring performers and human beings. I feel so lucky to be a small part of something so massive, so glorious, and so beautiful. Thank you @jamesgunn 📸: @prattprattpratt
