I’m taking a little break from social media but popping in to acknowledge my first cancerversary. A year ago today I got my official breast cancer diagnosis. Happy one year, left breast! I took this video after I woke up from my lumpectomy last December. I was feeling preeetty good after months of feeling like shit. I felt like I got one over on the thing that was trying to get one over on me. Like I tricked the trickster. On this day last June, right after I told Elliott that I had breast cancer, a huge coyote ran across the front of our house and down our driveway. Like, literally the moment after I said it. He sent me this passage from a book he was reading for school that afternoon when we got back from the doctor’s office. Who knows what anything really means, but it made me feel hopeful. And maybe that the universe was reminding me to look for the absurd/silly/sly moments in the face of something so serious. Who even knows! It’s been a tricky year, but there’s been a lot of weird good that’s happened too. Thanks for the support along the way. And don’t forget to get checked! Not taking care of yourself? Now THAT’S silly. 🙃
I’m taking a little break from social media but popping in to acknowledge my first cancerversary. A year ago today I got my official breast cancer diagnosis. Happy one year, left breast! I took this video after I woke up from my lumpectomy last December. I was feeling preeetty good after months of feeling like shit. I felt like I got one over on the thing that was trying to get one over on me. Like I tricked the trickster. On this day last June, right after I told Elliott that I had breast cancer, a huge coyote ran across the front of our house and down our driveway. Like, literally the moment after I said it. He sent me this passage from a book he was reading for school that afternoon when we got back from the doctor’s office. Who knows what anything really means, but it made me feel hopeful. And maybe that the universe was reminding me to look for the absurd/silly/sly moments in the face of something so serious. Who even knows! It’s been a tricky year, but there’s been a lot of weird good that’s happened too. Thanks for the support along the way. And don’t forget to get checked! Not taking care of yourself? Now THAT’S silly. 🙃
Some moments from the past two months in a dump: 1. Got my aura read at @soulglowaura. Turns out my throat chakra is open so get ready for some COMMUNICATION. 2. Celebrating the beauty of LIFE at @elissakalver’s #NotDeadYetFest! 3. Jersey girl attempts to blend in in Florida. cc: @elliottmorgan 4. Shot a really fun convo with @hankgreen coming soon. Unfortunately it was not about his amazing new curls. 5. Got to visit the Hank Green of the Helbig family. TIM! 6. I liked this outfit! I’m into skorts now. The identity crisis deepens. 7. An important picture from Mexico that exudes both energy and passion. 8. Internet moms see internet dads in their wonderful internet show. 9. Internet moms pick up a rare, beloved Internet sprite along the way. 10. The creature returns to her natural form. Also sporks are the greatest utensil. Yet another important thing I’ve learned this year.
Some moments from the past two months in a dump: 1. Got my aura read at @soulglowaura. Turns out my throat chakra is open so get ready for some COMMUNICATION. 2. Celebrating the beauty of LIFE at @elissakalver’s #NotDeadYetFest! 3. Jersey girl attempts to blend in in Florida. cc: @elliottmorgan 4. Shot a really fun convo with @hankgreen coming soon. Unfortunately it was not about his amazing new curls. 5. Got to visit the Hank Green of the Helbig family. TIM! 6. I liked this outfit! I’m into skorts now. The identity crisis deepens. 7. An important picture from Mexico that exudes both energy and passion. 8. Internet moms see internet dads in their wonderful internet show. 9. Internet moms pick up a rare, beloved Internet sprite along the way. 10. The creature returns to her natural form. Also sporks are the greatest utensil. Yet another important thing I’ve learned this year.
Some moments from the past two months in a dump: 1. Got my aura read at @soulglowaura. Turns out my throat chakra is open so get ready for some COMMUNICATION. 2. Celebrating the beauty of LIFE at @elissakalver’s #NotDeadYetFest! 3. Jersey girl attempts to blend in in Florida. cc: @elliottmorgan 4. Shot a really fun convo with @hankgreen coming soon. Unfortunately it was not about his amazing new curls. 5. Got to visit the Hank Green of the Helbig family. TIM! 6. I liked this outfit! I’m into skorts now. The identity crisis deepens. 7. An important picture from Mexico that exudes both energy and passion. 8. Internet moms see internet dads in their wonderful internet show. 9. Internet moms pick up a rare, beloved Internet sprite along the way. 10. The creature returns to her natural form. Also sporks are the greatest utensil. Yet another important thing I’ve learned this year.
Some moments from the past two months in a dump: 1. Got my aura read at @soulglowaura. Turns out my throat chakra is open so get ready for some COMMUNICATION. 2. Celebrating the beauty of LIFE at @elissakalver’s #NotDeadYetFest! 3. Jersey girl attempts to blend in in Florida. cc: @elliottmorgan 4. Shot a really fun convo with @hankgreen coming soon. Unfortunately it was not about his amazing new curls. 5. Got to visit the Hank Green of the Helbig family. TIM! 6. I liked this outfit! I’m into skorts now. The identity crisis deepens. 7. An important picture from Mexico that exudes both energy and passion. 8. Internet moms see internet dads in their wonderful internet show. 9. Internet moms pick up a rare, beloved Internet sprite along the way. 10. The creature returns to her natural form. Also sporks are the greatest utensil. Yet another important thing I’ve learned this year.
Some moments from the past two months in a dump: 1. Got my aura read at @soulglowaura. Turns out my throat chakra is open so get ready for some COMMUNICATION. 2. Celebrating the beauty of LIFE at @elissakalver’s #NotDeadYetFest! 3. Jersey girl attempts to blend in in Florida. cc: @elliottmorgan 4. Shot a really fun convo with @hankgreen coming soon. Unfortunately it was not about his amazing new curls. 5. Got to visit the Hank Green of the Helbig family. TIM! 6. I liked this outfit! I’m into skorts now. The identity crisis deepens. 7. An important picture from Mexico that exudes both energy and passion. 8. Internet moms see internet dads in their wonderful internet show. 9. Internet moms pick up a rare, beloved Internet sprite along the way. 10. The creature returns to her natural form. Also sporks are the greatest utensil. Yet another important thing I’ve learned this year.
Some moments from the past two months in a dump: 1. Got my aura read at @soulglowaura. Turns out my throat chakra is open so get ready for some COMMUNICATION. 2. Celebrating the beauty of LIFE at @elissakalver’s #NotDeadYetFest! 3. Jersey girl attempts to blend in in Florida. cc: @elliottmorgan 4. Shot a really fun convo with @hankgreen coming soon. Unfortunately it was not about his amazing new curls. 5. Got to visit the Hank Green of the Helbig family. TIM! 6. I liked this outfit! I’m into skorts now. The identity crisis deepens. 7. An important picture from Mexico that exudes both energy and passion. 8. Internet moms see internet dads in their wonderful internet show. 9. Internet moms pick up a rare, beloved Internet sprite along the way. 10. The creature returns to her natural form. Also sporks are the greatest utensil. Yet another important thing I’ve learned this year.
Some moments from the past two months in a dump: 1. Got my aura read at @soulglowaura. Turns out my throat chakra is open so get ready for some COMMUNICATION. 2. Celebrating the beauty of LIFE at @elissakalver’s #NotDeadYetFest! 3. Jersey girl attempts to blend in in Florida. cc: @elliottmorgan 4. Shot a really fun convo with @hankgreen coming soon. Unfortunately it was not about his amazing new curls. 5. Got to visit the Hank Green of the Helbig family. TIM! 6. I liked this outfit! I’m into skorts now. The identity crisis deepens. 7. An important picture from Mexico that exudes both energy and passion. 8. Internet moms see internet dads in their wonderful internet show. 9. Internet moms pick up a rare, beloved Internet sprite along the way. 10. The creature returns to her natural form. Also sporks are the greatest utensil. Yet another important thing I’ve learned this year.
Some moments from the past two months in a dump: 1. Got my aura read at @soulglowaura. Turns out my throat chakra is open so get ready for some COMMUNICATION. 2. Celebrating the beauty of LIFE at @elissakalver’s #NotDeadYetFest! 3. Jersey girl attempts to blend in in Florida. cc: @elliottmorgan 4. Shot a really fun convo with @hankgreen coming soon. Unfortunately it was not about his amazing new curls. 5. Got to visit the Hank Green of the Helbig family. TIM! 6. I liked this outfit! I’m into skorts now. The identity crisis deepens. 7. An important picture from Mexico that exudes both energy and passion. 8. Internet moms see internet dads in their wonderful internet show. 9. Internet moms pick up a rare, beloved Internet sprite along the way. 10. The creature returns to her natural form. Also sporks are the greatest utensil. Yet another important thing I’ve learned this year.
It’s about finding BaLaNcE this year. One day you’re at a beautiful airBnB with your husband and a few days later you’ve slammed your forehead opening your car door and taking a Covid test because you’re slightly congested. Good news is I don’t have Covid …or the urge to cut bangs to hide my forehead. #growth
It’s about finding BaLaNcE this year. One day you’re at a beautiful airBnB with your husband and a few days later you’ve slammed your forehead opening your car door and taking a Covid test because you’re slightly congested. Good news is I don’t have Covid …or the urge to cut bangs to hide my forehead. #growth
Went to Mexico with the best people and had the best time. It was so fun I was hardly on my phone. Refreshing! But here’s proof of travel in case you were worried I might be in a Mayan Riviera prison 🙃
Went to Mexico with the best people and had the best time. It was so fun I was hardly on my phone. Refreshing! But here’s proof of travel in case you were worried I might be in a Mayan Riviera prison 🙃
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Oh look at that! I’m dipping my lil toes back into this social media wanderlust hellscape. We took a quick trip back to Florida to surprise the in-laws and let Elliott and his brother light off Costco fireworks. There were tears, there were beers, and only one small fire. Successful 4th.
Finally reunited with my earth angel mother Theresa for a weekend of many Theresas! There were angels and Theresas everywhere. A perfectly weird way to start venturing out into the world again.
Finally reunited with my earth angel mother Theresa for a weekend of many Theresas! There were angels and Theresas everywhere. A perfectly weird way to start venturing out into the world again.
Finally reunited with my earth angel mother Theresa for a weekend of many Theresas! There were angels and Theresas everywhere. A perfectly weird way to start venturing out into the world again.
Welp, I cut my bangs again. Except this time it’s a sign of growth and progress and not ‘uh oh’ or ‘is she okay?’ 🙃
Okay, no joke, I had an incredible time seeing the Long Island Medium live aka the Theresa Caputo Experience. I don’t know what I expected, but she surprised and delighted me for an hour and a half. And her hair stayed a work of art from start to finish. Hear all about it on this week’s TMGW. Listen wherever you get pods or watch on YouTube. 💫🙃
ICYMI: I posted a video watching some old videos. 😬😬😬 Who even is this young woman? And more importantly who let her cut bangs so many times??? 🥹🙃 link in the bio or watch on my YT
Posted a new video explaining some of the more unexpected side effects that came up for me during chemo treatment. They’re by no means uncommon, but it took me a minute to understand what was going on with my body. I’m still not sure I’ve accounted for everything, the fog brain lingers! Link in the bio or go to my YT channel to watch. Bodies are weird and miraculous blobs of possibility and chaos. 🙃
New video up on the YT! I’m attempting healthier recipes for not-so-healthy foods. First up, pad thai. Clearly, it went well. Link in the bio. What else should I try??
