Happy birthday, to the bestest big brother I could ever ask for. I have had the luxury of growing up and having you cook for me, from little neck clams with no oil and butter, (which I know you don’t approve of) rack of lamb, my healthy turkey meatballs that I subsisted on for all my Chelsea Lately days. You cooked for our family, our crew, and a couple of boyfriends (who you also didn’t approve of). You’ve made our family a happy home and everyone is much happier when you’re around. You have made me cocktails, rubbed my feet, and made me laugh too many times to count. Marbles in the marble jar is what we are. I love my brother big time. Happiest Birthday. I LUB YOU.
I’ll say something nice today. Happy Birthday, @kevinhart4real! 🎂
Now that I’m in New Zealand, I drink wine because I go to wineries. See you tomorrow in Auckland and Saturday in Wellington.
Now that I’m in New Zealand, I drink wine because I go to wineries. See you tomorrow in Auckland and Saturday in Wellington.
Now that I’m in New Zealand, I drink wine because I go to wineries. See you tomorrow in Auckland and Saturday in Wellington.
Now that I’m in New Zealand, I drink wine because I go to wineries. See you tomorrow in Auckland and Saturday in Wellington.
Now that I’m in New Zealand, I drink wine because I go to wineries. See you tomorrow in Auckland and Saturday in Wellington.
Now that I’m in New Zealand, I drink wine because I go to wineries. See you tomorrow in Auckland and Saturday in Wellington.
One month away from kicking off my VEGAS RESIDENCY at the @cosmopolitan_lv! 🍸 Come join me at The Chelsea. Tix in bio. ⬆️ ♣️ Sunday, September 1, 2024 ♣️ Saturday, November 2, 2024 ♣️ Saturday, November 30, 2024 ♣️ Saturday, January 18, 2025 ♣️ Friday, March 21, 2025 ♣️ Friday, April 18, 2025 📷: @denisetruscello
One month away from kicking off my VEGAS RESIDENCY at the @cosmopolitan_lv! 🍸 Come join me at The Chelsea. Tix in bio. ⬆️ ♣️ Sunday, September 1, 2024 ♣️ Saturday, November 2, 2024 ♣️ Saturday, November 30, 2024 ♣️ Saturday, January 18, 2025 ♣️ Friday, March 21, 2025 ♣️ Friday, April 18, 2025 📷: @denisetruscello
One month away from kicking off my VEGAS RESIDENCY at the @cosmopolitan_lv! 🍸 Come join me at The Chelsea. Tix in bio. ⬆️ ♣️ Sunday, September 1, 2024 ♣️ Saturday, November 2, 2024 ♣️ Saturday, November 30, 2024 ♣️ Saturday, January 18, 2025 ♣️ Friday, March 21, 2025 ♣️ Friday, April 18, 2025 📷: @denisetruscello
I’d conservatively say that @chelseahandler and I have done 1,500 workouts together in the last 10 years, and I’d conservatively say that in at least 1,000 of those workouts, she tells me that I don’t know any good “ab exercises” and that I should consult a “real trainer” 😂 That’s a true story, though I wish it weren’t. I’m proud to say that after 10 years, I’ve finally came up with a few core exercises that get her to shut up—or at least talk less. Joking aside, the first two moves here are legitimately badass and things I do with the professional athletes I train. Chelsea looks great, but it’s not by accident. No matter what other debauchery she gets into, her 4-5 weekly strength workouts are non-negotiable, and over time she’s built up to doing some pretty awesome stuff like this. Even better (for both of us), she’s become totally self-sufficient in the gym. She spent the summer touring and vacationing in Europe and worked out completely on her own by piecing together workouts from my online program and stuff we do together in person. When she came back to LA I was expecting to have to build back up, but she didn’t miss a beat at all and actually got stronger over the summer training in her own. I’m not sure if that makes me a good trainer or a bad trainer, but in any case, Chelsea is killing it and these core exercises are great additions to your program.
I like big Dougs and I cannot lie. UPCOMING SHOWS! TICKETS IN BIO FOR ⬇️ AUG 17 SANTA BARBARA BOWL, CA AUG 24 SARATOGA, CA AUG 31 YAAMAVA’ RESORT & CASINO, CA SEPT 1 LAS VEGAS, NV SEPT 6 PORTLAND, ME SEPT 7 FOXWOOODS RESORT CASINO, CT SEPT 13 CHARLESTON, SC SEPT 14 CHARLOTTE, NC OCT 18 BLACK BEAR CASINO RESORT, MN OCT 24 PEORIA, IL
The hottest pool party in Vegas just got hotter! Join Temptation Sundays all summer long at Luxor and you could win tickets every Sunday to see “Chelsea at The Chelsea” — @chelseahandler’s all-new residency at @cosmopolitan_lv starting Sept 1! ☀️😎
A new episode of Dear Chelsea is out now!
Two of my nieces gave advice as guests on the newest episode of Dear Chelsea. How cute is this? Ah, I love it!
New episode of Dear Chelsea with @ronfunch is out now!
Tickets in bio for upcoming dates! ⬆️ See you soon.
Save the date! I’ll be performing at the historic @kingsbklyn on November 8. Tix in my bio. ⬆️
