Phoebe Robinson

Phoebe Robinson Instagram – #ThotNaysh, not since Paul Newman, have I been like, “Damn, this a white man I’d curl my hair into a civil rights bayang, sing all five verses of ‘We Shall Overcome,’ & ask Thurgood Marshall to represent us pro boner – 😏 – so the love ‘tween me & today’s honoree can be recognized by all fifty United States. The rest of these clowns – Jeremy Allen White, Glen Powell, Henry Cavill – I wouldn’t even go on ‘The People’s Court’ for TV exposure & a day rate of $250.” THEY DEEK AIN’T WORTH THE IMDB CREDIT! But today’s #ThirstyThursday is an aubergine we’d all like in our vajeens, so let’s preheat our vibrators to 350F – if our talented missus clit-leys burn off, they burn off; we’ll be reunited in the afterlife – & rub one out to an all-time sexy 🍌. I’m talking about actor #JudeLaw.
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David Jude Heyworth Law is such a generational wealth name that I half expect him to roast me for my raggedy petticoat, call me a penniless slut, then have his way w/me against a bannister in a “Downton Abbey” house. #ThatsALotToUnpackInTherapy. Point is, I’ve wanted this man’s bangers & mash for 25 years. His piercing green eyes. Pouty mouf. Face chiseled by the gawds. If those things aren’t a paperless post invitaysh for me to ride them like a settler on a horse heading towards Wyoming, then Idk what is! At 51, he’ll have our One-A-Day multivitamins set to auto replenish on GNC.com. And at 5’10” w/a sexy English accent, he has my underoos in a constant state of flooding. #WeAreFarmers #BumBaddumBumBumBumBum. But it’s not just about lewks!
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Jude has starred in over 82 movies & tv shows, been nominated for two Oscars, won a Bafta, played Hamlet in the West End, modeled for Dior, is the chairman for the Music for Tomorrow Foundation, supports Breast Cancer Care, & asked the British gov’t to take climate change seriously. Plus, he has 7 kids & is happily married to his current wife of five years Phillipa Coan.
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Hey Jude, congrats on being gorgeous, making us swoon in rom-coms & cry in drams! If you’re ever in the market for a dumble-whore, drop a pin to your locaysh & then fly a bitch out. You can afford it! Welcome to the #TT Hall of Fame! 🥂. Happy Heaux-lidays! | Posted on 05/Dec/2024 23:54:43