BIIIIIIIIIITCH! I am crying like the wolf did to the blue corn moon in the song “Colors of the Wind” because the buffoonery is live and in 4K. Obviously, I’m not surprised that this clown has the audacity to question Kamala Harris’ Blackness. He’s so gahtdamn predictable. HOWEVER! It’s funny how (it’s not funny) that when racists realize they cannot coast on entitlement and mediocrity (or, in this case, being a feckless idiot), they act like Blackness is this scaaaaaary boogie man that affords Black people all these advantages. 🤔. The narrative always changes to benefit their reality. When it’s to have a villain and to keep subjugation going, Black people are considered a menace, to be feared, thugs, lazy, will ruin this country, etc. When we make progress and our talents are rightfully recognized and celebrated, it’s only because we’re getting “extra attention and opportunity” for our skin color, not that we worked twice as hard to get where we are. How convenient. It’s enough to make your head spin, but this is what happens when you make your whiteness your ONLY credential. Furthermore, the implication that @KamalaHarris is “claiming” to be Black for political purposes as if being Black is some sort of advantage in America is nasty work when #SonyaMassey was murdered by police last week after calling 911 for help. It’s ignorant considering Black women make 69 cents for every dollar a white man makes. It’s revolting considering Black women have the worst mortality rate of any women in America. We are over sexualized, underestimated, disrespected, sabotaged, yet we show up, bring the culture, fight for democracy, and shine with our intelligence and beauty. Kamala is not CLAIMING to be Black. She is CELEBRATING her Blackness. Liking yourself and specifically your Blackness is what so many of them like Trump find so objectionable. How dare she, right? Y’all, can keep self-loathing over there. Being Black is AMAZING. #KamalaHarris
Liiiiiiiisten, a heaux gotta make moves! I’m snatched, ratch’d (as in ratchet) and ready to hatch! Really happy to be joining the @sptv family! And I hope to back on the tv screen soon!
Liiiiiiiisten, a heaux gotta make moves! I’m snatched, ratch’d (as in ratchet) and ready to hatch! Really happy to be joining the @sptv family! And I hope to back on the tv screen soon!
Liiiiiiiisten, a heaux gotta make moves! I’m snatched, ratch’d (as in ratchet) and ready to hatch! Really happy to be joining the @sptv family! And I hope to back on the tv screen soon!
Liiiiiiiisten, a heaux gotta make moves! I’m snatched, ratch’d (as in ratchet) and ready to hatch! Really happy to be joining the @sptv family! And I hope to back on the tv screen soon!
I know I wrote a book entitled “Please Don’t Sit On My Bed in Your Outside Clothes,” BUT! @davidbeckham, please sit on my FACE in your outside clothes. #PlantMyBulbs #FertilizeMyVajeen #IWillTrimYourHedges #DavidBeckham
I know I wrote a book entitled “Please Don’t Sit On My Bed in Your Outside Clothes,” BUT! @davidbeckham, please sit on my FACE in your outside clothes. #PlantMyBulbs #FertilizeMyVajeen #IWillTrimYourHedges #DavidBeckham
I know I wrote a book entitled “Please Don’t Sit On My Bed in Your Outside Clothes,” BUT! @davidbeckham, please sit on my FACE in your outside clothes. #PlantMyBulbs #FertilizeMyVajeen #IWillTrimYourHedges #DavidBeckham
I know I wrote a book entitled “Please Don’t Sit On My Bed in Your Outside Clothes,” BUT! @davidbeckham, please sit on my FACE in your outside clothes. #PlantMyBulbs #FertilizeMyVajeen #IWillTrimYourHedges #DavidBeckham
@usagym to the IOC right now. GET. IN THEIR. ASS! Defend our Queen @jordanchiles. We come with evidence, bitch! Don’t play with us! She earned that bronze and shouldn’t have to return ANYTHING, bitch. Her and the bronze medal flew Delta One home to America and the audacity to demand she mail that shit to Romania via UPS Ground is NASTY work. Jordan is and will forever be THAT. GIRL. #RHSLC #HeatherGay #JordanChiles #Olympics
#ThotNaysh, the movie gods played in our faces by releasing “Gladiator II” over the holidays, so that as we’re sitting w/our families in Regal Cinemas across the cunch, our underoos are in a gangsta lean aka panties & tighty whities are slid to the side. Talking about living on the edge of edging! BUT we ARE some of the universe’s strongest soldiers – ROTC? More like FUK-Me – and we’re not given more than we can handle, i.e. Denzel Washington, @pascalispunk, & Paul Mescal aka the gabagool of Mt. GUSH-more. It’s times like these where I wish there was an advent calendar for thottin’ on a dong. Astroglide. Electrolyte beverages. Vintage Hermes belt from The Real Real to be choked with cuz if I’m be flirting w/meeting my Uncle Charles, y’all, at the crossroads – #BoneThugsNHarmony – I wanna flirt w/death in style. But for real! We’re spoiled w/ 🍆 ! Grand Zaddy ‘Zel when we wanna be dick’d down at 7:30p & in bed watching the “Matlock” reboot at 9p. Pedro when we’re jonesin’ for some Chilean Sea Bae cuz we’re #HeartHealthyAndOrgasmWealthy. And Paul when we want some fresh, farm to table sauseege to slap across our faces before reading us aloud some William Butler Yeats in an Irish brogue. #OldSoulYoungHeaux. Y’all, this peen-peen platter puts the D in DEI (lol, ppl these days wanna act like Irish ain’t white!)! But it’s not just sex appeal! They’re talented AF! I’m talking Oscars, BAFTAs, & SAG awards galore. Net worths so phat that they buying Aesop soaps at full price. Klarna? They don’t know that raggedy ass, split payment service. Charming, intelligent personalities that make us wanna spread like pages in a blue book exam on “Beowulf.” Plus, the guys seem like kind souls. Whether it’s Denzel paying to forward for other Black actors, Pedro being outspoken about LGBTQIA rights, Paul singing the praises of therapy, these grown ass men are 👑 . Congrats, Denzie, Ped-Ped, & Paul for being hot, unproblematic, & feeding our hearts w/your arts. If you ever wanna stop flying private & take a train, hit me up, so we can choo-choo! There’s only one stop: my bedroom! Welcome to the #ThirstyThursday Hall of Fame! #DenzelWashington #PedroPascal #PaulMescal #Gladiator2
To quote Mariah Carey, “Why you so obsessed with me?”Like what’s the deal, babe? Constantly talking about people who don’t have kids is getting weird. It’s giving “sometimes I wish I didn’t have children, so lemme make childfree people the focus of my thoughts.” As someone who is happily childfree, there’s just no logic here. Because most of the politicians out here making laws and having terrible policies that are deranged, sociopathic, and detrimental to society are, you guessed it: PEOPLE WITH KIDS! So make it make it sense, heaux! Bad people exist PERIOD. Pretending that having a child automatically makes a person noble, smarter, kinder than people who choose to not have kids is woefully ignorant narrative. Being a parent does not automatically make you an amazing person. And being childfree doesn’t automatically make you selfish and psychotic…unless you are a specific gender. J.D. Vance spends so much time trashing women for opting out of motherhood and says NOTHING about men who opt out of fatherhood. Because it’s not about being a parent; it’s about the fact that women who don’t have kids have exercised control over their lives and bodies (and are happy) in a way he does not like. Vance does not like, respect, or value women, regardless of their parental status. Vance does not believe women have any real value or purpose outside of existing within the confines of what his beliefs are about what a woman should be. Vance is a fucking clown and unfit to be in the White House. #JDVance #Childfree #ChildfreeByChoice
#ThotNaysh, not since Paul Newman, have I been like, “Damn, this a white man I’d curl my hair into a civil rights bayang, sing all five verses of ‘We Shall Overcome,’ & ask Thurgood Marshall to represent us pro boner – 😏 – so the love ‘tween me & today’s honoree can be recognized by all fifty United States. The rest of these clowns – Jeremy Allen White, Glen Powell, Henry Cavill – I wouldn’t even go on ‘The People’s Court’ for TV exposure & a day rate of $250.” THEY DEEK AIN’T WORTH THE IMDB CREDIT! But today’s #ThirstyThursday is an aubergine we’d all like in our vajeens, so let’s preheat our vibrators to 350F – if our talented missus clit-leys burn off, they burn off; we’ll be reunited in the afterlife – & rub one out to an all-time sexy 🍌. I’m talking about actor #JudeLaw. David Jude Heyworth Law is such a generational wealth name that I half expect him to roast me for my raggedy petticoat, call me a penniless slut, then have his way w/me against a bannister in a “Downton Abbey” house. #ThatsALotToUnpackInTherapy. Point is, I’ve wanted this man’s bangers & mash for 25 years. His piercing green eyes. Pouty mouf. Face chiseled by the gawds. If those things aren’t a paperless post invitaysh for me to ride them like a settler on a horse heading towards Wyoming, then Idk what is! At 51, he’ll have our One-A-Day multivitamins set to auto replenish on GNC.com. And at 5’10” w/a sexy English accent, he has my underoos in a constant state of flooding. #WeAreFarmers #BumBaddumBumBumBumBum. But it’s not just about lewks! Jude has starred in over 82 movies & tv shows, been nominated for two Oscars, won a Bafta, played Hamlet in the West End, modeled for Dior, is the chairman for the Music for Tomorrow Foundation, supports Breast Cancer Care, & asked the British gov’t to take climate change seriously. Plus, he has 7 kids & is happily married to his current wife of five years Phillipa Coan. Hey Jude, congrats on being gorgeous, making us swoon in rom-coms & cry in drams! If you’re ever in the market for a dumble-whore, drop a pin to your locaysh & then fly a bitch out. You can afford it! Welcome to the #TT Hall of Fame! 🥂. Happy Heaux-lidays!
We’re challenging chefs to take recipes from the page to the plate by cooking from history’s greatest and the world’s toughest cookbooks. Stream all new series Clash of the Cookbooks free on @therokuchannel on December 6!
We are thrilled to announce that Josephine Baker, the iconic dancer, singer, spy, and Civil Rights activist, is posthumously joining the Tiny Reps Books list in 2025. 🖤 Baker’s memoir FEARLESS AND FREE, originally published in French in 1949, will be coming to the US for the first time. We cannot wait for English readers to hear the story of her fabulous, rule-breaking, one-of-a-kind life at long last. Preorder at the link in our bio!
We are thrilled to announce that Josephine Baker, the iconic dancer, singer, spy, and Civil Rights activist, is posthumously joining the Tiny Reps Books list in 2025. 🖤 Baker’s memoir FEARLESS AND FREE, originally published in French in 1949, will be coming to the US for the first time. We cannot wait for English readers to hear the story of her fabulous, rule-breaking, one-of-a-kind life at long last. Preorder at the link in our bio!
Join Jeffrey and @red ambassador, Phoebe Robinson, as they hit the Peloton Tread for a special class in honor of World AIDS Day. Premiering today, Dec 1 at 9 am ET | 2 pm GMT❤️ #worldaidsday
#TargaryenThot was in the house last night for the @houseofthedragonhbo season two premiere! Episode was fire. @wanyizee geeked out and gasped during a couple moments. Shit got nuts. Haha. Can’t wait for y’all to see it! Also, the photographer was truly over us, hence the last photo. 🤣🤣🤣 He gave zero fucks! #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD Dress: @h.ours Shoes: @miumiu Makeup & Styling: Moi
Don’t miss this special #worldaidsday Tread run, hosted by @onepeloton’s @jeffreymce and featuring (RED)UCATOR @dopequeenpheebs . The 30’ run premieres Dec 1st at 9AM ET/2PM GMT or you can stream it anytime with the Peloton Tread or Peloton App
Yes, #ThotNaysh! My imprint @tinyrepbooks has another phenomenal writer on the slate: @arkansaswrites! Her books A PRODUCT OF GENETICS (AND DAY DRINKING) dropped last wk, so Queen Jess and I had a cute little IG live where we talk about being messy, pop culture, marriage, and having kids. Jess is a damn treasure. Peep this convo and then get this book! Xx!
🏹 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🏹 RAGE by @lefabrat is the next book out from Tiny Rep Books this fall, and it’s already being heralded as “glorious, hysterical, heartbreaking” (actor and author @theharveyfierstein), “wickedly genius” (author @shaylalawson), and as “a timely manifesto for those who are tired of waiting for change and are ready to furiously create it” (author @hariziyad). Enter for your chance to win an early copy of this debut about being queer, Black, brilliant, and completely over it. We’re giving away 5 copies to 5 different winners. To enter: 1. Follow @tinyrepbooks, @dopequeenpheebs, @lefabrat 2. Tag a friend in the comments section. You can tag multiple friends in separate comments for extra chances to win! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. US only, 18 . Ends 8/6/24. See official rules at: bit.ly/3LslYJl
Grab your running shoes because it’s almost time to hit the Tread! Join @onepeloton Instructor @jeffreymce and (RED)UCATOR @dopequeenpheebs for an inspiring (RED) Run in honor of #WorldAIDSDay. The 30-minute World AIDS Day Run will premiere on December 1st at 9:00 AM ET / 2:00 PM GMT. Stream it anytime on demand with the Peloton Tread or Peloton App .
#AD I’m coming in HOT in #BackseatHotseat! Peep these real, spicy convos about dating and HIV prevention with @viivhealthcare. Link in the bio! #ViiVPartner
Comedy, music, and a whole lot of heart. ❤️ Join us for Comic Relief LIVE on December 9th at @jazzdotorg. Don’t miss performances by @alexedelman, @real_timmeadows, @dopequeenpheebs, @themattfriend, @madjamband and more to be announced! Get your tickets now. Link in bio.
