Phoebe Robinson

Phoebe Robinson Instagram – #ThotNaysh, the movie gods played in our faces by releasing “Gladiator II” over the holidays, so that as we’re sitting w/our families in Regal Cinemas across the cunch, our underoos are in a gangsta lean aka panties & tighty whities are slid to the side. Talking about living on the edge of edging! BUT we ARE some of the universe’s strongest soldiers – ROTC? More like FUK-Me – and we’re not given more than we can handle, i.e. Denzel Washington, @pascalispunk, & Paul Mescal aka the gabagool of Mt. GUSH-more.
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It’s times like these where I wish there was an advent calendar for thottin’ on a dong. Astroglide. Electrolyte beverages. Vintage Hermes belt from The Real Real to be choked with cuz if I’m be flirting w/meeting my Uncle Charles, y’all, at the crossroads – #BoneThugsNHarmony – I wanna flirt w/death in style. But for real! We’re spoiled w/ 🍆 ! Grand Zaddy ‘Zel when we wanna be dick’d down at 7:30p & in bed watching the “Matlock” reboot at 9p. Pedro when we’re jonesin’ for some Chilean Sea Bae cuz we’re #HeartHealthyAndOrgasmWealthy. And Paul when we want some fresh, farm to table sauseege to slap across our faces before reading us aloud some William Butler Yeats in an Irish brogue. #OldSoulYoungHeaux. Y’all, this peen-peen platter puts the D in DEI (lol, ppl these days wanna act like Irish ain’t white!)! But it’s not just sex appeal!
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They’re talented AF! I’m talking Oscars, BAFTAs, & SAG awards galore. Net worths so phat that they buying Aesop soaps at full price. Klarna? They don’t know that raggedy ass, split payment service. Charming, intelligent personalities that make us wanna spread like pages in a blue book exam on “Beowulf.” Plus, the guys seem like kind souls. Whether it’s Denzel paying to forward for other Black actors, Pedro being outspoken about LGBTQIA rights, Paul singing the praises of therapy, these grown ass men are 👑 .
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Congrats, Denzie, Ped-Ped, & Paul for being hot, unproblematic, & feeding our hearts w/your arts. If you ever wanna stop flying private & take a train, hit me up, so we can choo-choo! There’s only one stop: my bedroom! Welcome to the #ThirstyThursday Hall of Fame! #DenzelWashington #PedroPascal #PaulMescal #Gladiator2 | Posted on 21/Nov/2024 22:00:00