Roan Curtis

Roan Curtis Instagram – sometimes you’re running late for a birthday party with the understanding that while a gift might not be necessary, you’d feel like a shit friend if you don’t bring something. you scan your apartment. what could you possibly bring as a token? your eye lands on a large piece of citrus fruit on your counter, a pomelo to be exact, but you can’t just bring a loose pomelo to a party. absolutely not. you could, however dress that pomelo up a little bit, give her some light bondage ribbon and a pretty pink bow (for class). now she’s no longer a mere piece of large citrus fruit. no. she’s a dangerous woman (pomelo), a work of art, the belle of the citrus ball, and you, the michelangelo who lovingly crafted her (see slide 2). you bring her to the party, she’s a hit. then, tragedy strikes. her finery was not properly secured, you did not consider this catastrophe as a possibility. you try in vain to fix it (see slide 10). but some things (pomelos) are only meant to be beautiful for a fleeting moment. she fades back into citrus obscurity. | Posted on 16/Mar/2025 05:32:07