Ya girl’s FIRST surgery 👀 Today, I got both a Salpingo-Oophorectomy and a Cone Biospy AKA I got a 10cm cyst and my right ovary/tube removed as well as some abnormal cells taken out of my cervix. YOUCH! Telling you this because while I don’t want kids, this would be really tough for someone who did and would definitely make getting pregnant more difficult.. So don’t be like me,a redneck who will avoid the doctor till something falls off. Go get those Pap smears! Get those mammograms! If you need me for the next few days… I will be healing, having my darling Chip bring me food in bed, and refusing to take off this fall risk bracelet. 💥 Shout out to Cedars-Senai and Dr Andrew Li who made this really scary thing way less scary. ❤️
Ya girl’s FIRST surgery 👀 Today, I got both a Salpingo-Oophorectomy and a Cone Biospy AKA I got a 10cm cyst and my right ovary/tube removed as well as some abnormal cells taken out of my cervix. YOUCH! Telling you this because while I don’t want kids, this would be really tough for someone who did and would definitely make getting pregnant more difficult.. So don’t be like me,a redneck who will avoid the doctor till something falls off. Go get those Pap smears! Get those mammograms! If you need me for the next few days… I will be healing, having my darling Chip bring me food in bed, and refusing to take off this fall risk bracelet. 💥 Shout out to Cedars-Senai and Dr Andrew Li who made this really scary thing way less scary. ❤️
Ya girl’s FIRST surgery 👀 Today, I got both a Salpingo-Oophorectomy and a Cone Biospy AKA I got a 10cm cyst and my right ovary/tube removed as well as some abnormal cells taken out of my cervix. YOUCH! Telling you this because while I don’t want kids, this would be really tough for someone who did and would definitely make getting pregnant more difficult.. So don’t be like me,a redneck who will avoid the doctor till something falls off. Go get those Pap smears! Get those mammograms! If you need me for the next few days… I will be healing, having my darling Chip bring me food in bed, and refusing to take off this fall risk bracelet. 💥 Shout out to Cedars-Senai and Dr Andrew Li who made this really scary thing way less scary. ❤️
Category is… A whole ass self-indulgent selfie shoot only to realize your unbuttoned/unzipped pants are in every shot.
Category is… A whole ass self-indulgent selfie shoot only to realize your unbuttoned/unzipped pants are in every shot.
Category is… A whole ass self-indulgent selfie shoot only to realize your unbuttoned/unzipped pants are in every shot.
Category is… A whole ass self-indulgent selfie shoot only to realize your unbuttoned/unzipped pants are in every shot.
Reba McEnTIGER 🐾 and Tony HAWK 🛹 Y’all, I stayed out till the bar closed. I don’t remember the last time I did that. Now this tiger needs a catnap (and maybe some catnip).
Reba McEnTIGER 🐾 and Tony HAWK 🛹 Y’all, I stayed out till the bar closed. I don’t remember the last time I did that. Now this tiger needs a catnap (and maybe some catnip).
Reba McEnTIGER 🐾 and Tony HAWK 🛹 Y’all, I stayed out till the bar closed. I don’t remember the last time I did that. Now this tiger needs a catnap (and maybe some catnip).
Reba McEnTIGER 🐾 and Tony HAWK 🛹 Y’all, I stayed out till the bar closed. I don’t remember the last time I did that. Now this tiger needs a catnap (and maybe some catnip).
She put on real pants! (And took a chance on a chain belt. Thoughts? Can we bring them back?) Slowly but surely back on my bullshit and it feels great. 🌻
She put on real pants! (And took a chance on a chain belt. Thoughts? Can we bring them back?) Slowly but surely back on my bullshit and it feels great. 🌻
She put on real pants! (And took a chance on a chain belt. Thoughts? Can we bring them back?) Slowly but surely back on my bullshit and it feels great. 🌻
She put on real pants! (And took a chance on a chain belt. Thoughts? Can we bring them back?) Slowly but surely back on my bullshit and it feels great. 🌻
She put on real pants! (And took a chance on a chain belt. Thoughts? Can we bring them back?) Slowly but surely back on my bullshit and it feels great. 🌻
She put on real pants! (And took a chance on a chain belt. Thoughts? Can we bring them back?) Slowly but surely back on my bullshit and it feels great. 🌻
DEETS BELOW: At the risk of sounding like an influencer, like this is you like these type of recommendation posts. 🍸 🔸Mozz sticks at @berniesnyc The vesper slaps too. 🔸Fried halloumi & pumpkin from @superiorityburger Also a gem salad of my dreams w/ pickled fennel 🔸Feta pistachio dip and a harissa martini from @hudabrooklyn (I will be recreating both of these) 🔸Passion fruit lowball from @barcontranyc Cocktail that’s carbonated in house, served no ice is giving fruit champs in the best way 🔸A post-museum bellini with my girl at Cipriani’s? No notes! 🔸Chocolate mousse at the cutest @lappartement4f 🔸 Giant croissant from @smornyc I did not share. 🔸The Chiobu from @singlishnyc was wild. Jasmine tea, Szechuan peppercorns. First time trying baijiu. Confusing but I liked! 🔸Irish breakfast martini from @swifthibernianlounge So light considering this tea and orange marmalade sipper uses @kerrygoldusa washed gin! 🔸ME! Happy. Full. Headed home to sunny LA, but NYC I’ll be back and for longer next time!
DEETS BELOW: At the risk of sounding like an influencer, like this is you like these type of recommendation posts. 🍸 🔸Mozz sticks at @berniesnyc The vesper slaps too. 🔸Fried halloumi & pumpkin from @superiorityburger Also a gem salad of my dreams w/ pickled fennel 🔸Feta pistachio dip and a harissa martini from @hudabrooklyn (I will be recreating both of these) 🔸Passion fruit lowball from @barcontranyc Cocktail that’s carbonated in house, served no ice is giving fruit champs in the best way 🔸A post-museum bellini with my girl at Cipriani’s? No notes! 🔸Chocolate mousse at the cutest @lappartement4f 🔸 Giant croissant from @smornyc I did not share. 🔸The Chiobu from @singlishnyc was wild. Jasmine tea, Szechuan peppercorns. First time trying baijiu. Confusing but I liked! 🔸Irish breakfast martini from @swifthibernianlounge So light considering this tea and orange marmalade sipper uses @kerrygoldusa washed gin! 🔸ME! Happy. Full. Headed home to sunny LA, but NYC I’ll be back and for longer next time!
DEETS BELOW: At the risk of sounding like an influencer, like this is you like these type of recommendation posts. 🍸 🔸Mozz sticks at @berniesnyc The vesper slaps too. 🔸Fried halloumi & pumpkin from @superiorityburger Also a gem salad of my dreams w/ pickled fennel 🔸Feta pistachio dip and a harissa martini from @hudabrooklyn (I will be recreating both of these) 🔸Passion fruit lowball from @barcontranyc Cocktail that’s carbonated in house, served no ice is giving fruit champs in the best way 🔸A post-museum bellini with my girl at Cipriani’s? No notes! 🔸Chocolate mousse at the cutest @lappartement4f 🔸 Giant croissant from @smornyc I did not share. 🔸The Chiobu from @singlishnyc was wild. Jasmine tea, Szechuan peppercorns. First time trying baijiu. Confusing but I liked! 🔸Irish breakfast martini from @swifthibernianlounge So light considering this tea and orange marmalade sipper uses @kerrygoldusa washed gin! 🔸ME! Happy. Full. Headed home to sunny LA, but NYC I’ll be back and for longer next time!
DEETS BELOW: At the risk of sounding like an influencer, like this is you like these type of recommendation posts. 🍸 🔸Mozz sticks at @berniesnyc The vesper slaps too. 🔸Fried halloumi & pumpkin from @superiorityburger Also a gem salad of my dreams w/ pickled fennel 🔸Feta pistachio dip and a harissa martini from @hudabrooklyn (I will be recreating both of these) 🔸Passion fruit lowball from @barcontranyc Cocktail that’s carbonated in house, served no ice is giving fruit champs in the best way 🔸A post-museum bellini with my girl at Cipriani’s? No notes! 🔸Chocolate mousse at the cutest @lappartement4f 🔸 Giant croissant from @smornyc I did not share. 🔸The Chiobu from @singlishnyc was wild. Jasmine tea, Szechuan peppercorns. First time trying baijiu. Confusing but I liked! 🔸Irish breakfast martini from @swifthibernianlounge So light considering this tea and orange marmalade sipper uses @kerrygoldusa washed gin! 🔸ME! Happy. Full. Headed home to sunny LA, but NYC I’ll be back and for longer next time!
DEETS BELOW: At the risk of sounding like an influencer, like this is you like these type of recommendation posts. 🍸 🔸Mozz sticks at @berniesnyc The vesper slaps too. 🔸Fried halloumi & pumpkin from @superiorityburger Also a gem salad of my dreams w/ pickled fennel 🔸Feta pistachio dip and a harissa martini from @hudabrooklyn (I will be recreating both of these) 🔸Passion fruit lowball from @barcontranyc Cocktail that’s carbonated in house, served no ice is giving fruit champs in the best way 🔸A post-museum bellini with my girl at Cipriani’s? No notes! 🔸Chocolate mousse at the cutest @lappartement4f 🔸 Giant croissant from @smornyc I did not share. 🔸The Chiobu from @singlishnyc was wild. Jasmine tea, Szechuan peppercorns. First time trying baijiu. Confusing but I liked! 🔸Irish breakfast martini from @swifthibernianlounge So light considering this tea and orange marmalade sipper uses @kerrygoldusa washed gin! 🔸ME! Happy. Full. Headed home to sunny LA, but NYC I’ll be back and for longer next time!
WEEKEND BLISS ✨ My friend @scottlava new book came in the mail 📚 Pizza making class at @eatalyla 🍕 Beanz wearing a fetch toy like she’s Ric Flair! Giant Ferrero! Brainstorming my specialty which is a niche Halloween costume that very few people connect with. Sadly, the cordless hot glue gun was a bust… Didn’t know I would also need to buy $120 worth of chargers.
