We didn’t just kick off this tour. We gave it a round house to the teeth! 🍹 Perfect night of cocktails and laughs and THIS SKIRT to celebrate ALL I THINK ABOUT IS FOOD. ✨ HUGEST thanks to @rouxportland for putting this whole shindig together. I love y’all 😭 Thank you to my fav bar in Portland @dearsandypdx for hosting! @katesicecream for serving perfect scoops 🍨 And @goldfinchcollective for being so CHARMing and @braaschley for being a booze goddess 📸 All photos by genius @yeticorn_
We didn’t just kick off this tour. We gave it a round house to the teeth! 🍹 Perfect night of cocktails and laughs and THIS SKIRT to celebrate ALL I THINK ABOUT IS FOOD. ✨ HUGEST thanks to @rouxportland for putting this whole shindig together. I love y’all 😭 Thank you to my fav bar in Portland @dearsandypdx for hosting! @katesicecream for serving perfect scoops 🍨 And @goldfinchcollective for being so CHARMing and @braaschley for being a booze goddess 📸 All photos by genius @yeticorn_
We didn’t just kick off this tour. We gave it a round house to the teeth! 🍹 Perfect night of cocktails and laughs and THIS SKIRT to celebrate ALL I THINK ABOUT IS FOOD. ✨ HUGEST thanks to @rouxportland for putting this whole shindig together. I love y’all 😭 Thank you to my fav bar in Portland @dearsandypdx for hosting! @katesicecream for serving perfect scoops 🍨 And @goldfinchcollective for being so CHARMing and @braaschley for being a booze goddess 📸 All photos by genius @yeticorn_
We didn’t just kick off this tour. We gave it a round house to the teeth! 🍹 Perfect night of cocktails and laughs and THIS SKIRT to celebrate ALL I THINK ABOUT IS FOOD. ✨ HUGEST thanks to @rouxportland for putting this whole shindig together. I love y’all 😭 Thank you to my fav bar in Portland @dearsandypdx for hosting! @katesicecream for serving perfect scoops 🍨 And @goldfinchcollective for being so CHARMing and @braaschley for being a booze goddess 📸 All photos by genius @yeticorn_
We didn’t just kick off this tour. We gave it a round house to the teeth! 🍹 Perfect night of cocktails and laughs and THIS SKIRT to celebrate ALL I THINK ABOUT IS FOOD. ✨ HUGEST thanks to @rouxportland for putting this whole shindig together. I love y’all 😭 Thank you to my fav bar in Portland @dearsandypdx for hosting! @katesicecream for serving perfect scoops 🍨 And @goldfinchcollective for being so CHARMing and @braaschley for being a booze goddess 📸 All photos by genius @yeticorn_
Fresh pics. Who dis? …… No, but for real, who is dis put together girlie? 🛁 💄 maestro: @meganlanoux 📸 goddess: @britperkins_ Forever Hypeman: @jaclynrjohnson
Oh collagen? I simply hear the call o’ gin! 🏁 Made cocktails and new friends at the Supper Club for @createcultivate ✨ First time behind a bar in a decade. Honestly? It felt right. And now I’m rightly in bed before midnight.
Within us are two beasts. 🍸 👽
Within us are two beasts. 🍸 👽
Not everything is what it seems! Here are some moments from my cookbook that get their trickster on…. 1) FALSE FINANCIER: This ain’t no dirty martini. Based on the French cookie, it’s a vanilla almond dessert sipper with marzipan olives. 2) SUNDAY CELERY ROOT: Inspired by the fast food chain that hates working on the Lord’s day but loves discrimination… This celery root is brined in pickle juice and has the most insanely delicious crispy coating. A simple showstopper! 3) BLOODY MARY BUTTER: Infused with all the goodness of the hangover cure, this butter will make you spread it. Oh, and that is also truffle butter shaped like a truffle and lightly dusted with bitter cocoa powder to shave tableside. Casual. 4) ROOT AL PASTOR: We overnight marinade our thin slices of sweet potato, turnip, whatever root veggies you have on hand then slowly roast them and get a little char to shave down into tacos. 5) BELUGA CAVIAR: Hold the fish eggs. These are Beluga lentils! Salty, briny, and perfect to dollop onto crème fraîche and top with all the accoutrements. 6) BROWN BUTTER & TARRAGON “SCALLOPS”: Those heart of palm scallops are one of my favorite things in the whole book! When it comes to subbing in for seafood, a heart of palm deserves an EGOT. 7) The biggest fool of all! Besides anyone who hasn’t pre-ordered. HAVE YOU PRE-ORDERED??!
Not everything is what it seems! Here are some moments from my cookbook that get their trickster on…. 1) FALSE FINANCIER: This ain’t no dirty martini. Based on the French cookie, it’s a vanilla almond dessert sipper with marzipan olives. 2) SUNDAY CELERY ROOT: Inspired by the fast food chain that hates working on the Lord’s day but loves discrimination… This celery root is brined in pickle juice and has the most insanely delicious crispy coating. A simple showstopper! 3) BLOODY MARY BUTTER: Infused with all the goodness of the hangover cure, this butter will make you spread it. Oh, and that is also truffle butter shaped like a truffle and lightly dusted with bitter cocoa powder to shave tableside. Casual. 4) ROOT AL PASTOR: We overnight marinade our thin slices of sweet potato, turnip, whatever root veggies you have on hand then slowly roast them and get a little char to shave down into tacos. 5) BELUGA CAVIAR: Hold the fish eggs. These are Beluga lentils! Salty, briny, and perfect to dollop onto crème fraîche and top with all the accoutrements. 6) BROWN BUTTER & TARRAGON “SCALLOPS”: Those heart of palm scallops are one of my favorite things in the whole book! When it comes to subbing in for seafood, a heart of palm deserves an EGOT. 7) The biggest fool of all! Besides anyone who hasn’t pre-ordered. HAVE YOU PRE-ORDERED??!
Not everything is what it seems! Here are some moments from my cookbook that get their trickster on…. 1) FALSE FINANCIER: This ain’t no dirty martini. Based on the French cookie, it’s a vanilla almond dessert sipper with marzipan olives. 2) SUNDAY CELERY ROOT: Inspired by the fast food chain that hates working on the Lord’s day but loves discrimination… This celery root is brined in pickle juice and has the most insanely delicious crispy coating. A simple showstopper! 3) BLOODY MARY BUTTER: Infused with all the goodness of the hangover cure, this butter will make you spread it. Oh, and that is also truffle butter shaped like a truffle and lightly dusted with bitter cocoa powder to shave tableside. Casual. 4) ROOT AL PASTOR: We overnight marinade our thin slices of sweet potato, turnip, whatever root veggies you have on hand then slowly roast them and get a little char to shave down into tacos. 5) BELUGA CAVIAR: Hold the fish eggs. These are Beluga lentils! Salty, briny, and perfect to dollop onto crème fraîche and top with all the accoutrements. 6) BROWN BUTTER & TARRAGON “SCALLOPS”: Those heart of palm scallops are one of my favorite things in the whole book! When it comes to subbing in for seafood, a heart of palm deserves an EGOT. 7) The biggest fool of all! Besides anyone who hasn’t pre-ordered. HAVE YOU PRE-ORDERED??!
Not everything is what it seems! Here are some moments from my cookbook that get their trickster on…. 1) FALSE FINANCIER: This ain’t no dirty martini. Based on the French cookie, it’s a vanilla almond dessert sipper with marzipan olives. 2) SUNDAY CELERY ROOT: Inspired by the fast food chain that hates working on the Lord’s day but loves discrimination… This celery root is brined in pickle juice and has the most insanely delicious crispy coating. A simple showstopper! 3) BLOODY MARY BUTTER: Infused with all the goodness of the hangover cure, this butter will make you spread it. Oh, and that is also truffle butter shaped like a truffle and lightly dusted with bitter cocoa powder to shave tableside. Casual. 4) ROOT AL PASTOR: We overnight marinade our thin slices of sweet potato, turnip, whatever root veggies you have on hand then slowly roast them and get a little char to shave down into tacos. 5) BELUGA CAVIAR: Hold the fish eggs. These are Beluga lentils! Salty, briny, and perfect to dollop onto crème fraîche and top with all the accoutrements. 6) BROWN BUTTER & TARRAGON “SCALLOPS”: Those heart of palm scallops are one of my favorite things in the whole book! When it comes to subbing in for seafood, a heart of palm deserves an EGOT. 7) The biggest fool of all! Besides anyone who hasn’t pre-ordered. HAVE YOU PRE-ORDERED??!
Not everything is what it seems! Here are some moments from my cookbook that get their trickster on…. 1) FALSE FINANCIER: This ain’t no dirty martini. Based on the French cookie, it’s a vanilla almond dessert sipper with marzipan olives. 2) SUNDAY CELERY ROOT: Inspired by the fast food chain that hates working on the Lord’s day but loves discrimination… This celery root is brined in pickle juice and has the most insanely delicious crispy coating. A simple showstopper! 3) BLOODY MARY BUTTER: Infused with all the goodness of the hangover cure, this butter will make you spread it. Oh, and that is also truffle butter shaped like a truffle and lightly dusted with bitter cocoa powder to shave tableside. Casual. 4) ROOT AL PASTOR: We overnight marinade our thin slices of sweet potato, turnip, whatever root veggies you have on hand then slowly roast them and get a little char to shave down into tacos. 5) BELUGA CAVIAR: Hold the fish eggs. These are Beluga lentils! Salty, briny, and perfect to dollop onto crème fraîche and top with all the accoutrements. 6) BROWN BUTTER & TARRAGON “SCALLOPS”: Those heart of palm scallops are one of my favorite things in the whole book! When it comes to subbing in for seafood, a heart of palm deserves an EGOT. 7) The biggest fool of all! Besides anyone who hasn’t pre-ordered. HAVE YOU PRE-ORDERED??!
Not everything is what it seems! Here are some moments from my cookbook that get their trickster on…. 1) FALSE FINANCIER: This ain’t no dirty martini. Based on the French cookie, it’s a vanilla almond dessert sipper with marzipan olives. 2) SUNDAY CELERY ROOT: Inspired by the fast food chain that hates working on the Lord’s day but loves discrimination… This celery root is brined in pickle juice and has the most insanely delicious crispy coating. A simple showstopper! 3) BLOODY MARY BUTTER: Infused with all the goodness of the hangover cure, this butter will make you spread it. Oh, and that is also truffle butter shaped like a truffle and lightly dusted with bitter cocoa powder to shave tableside. Casual. 4) ROOT AL PASTOR: We overnight marinade our thin slices of sweet potato, turnip, whatever root veggies you have on hand then slowly roast them and get a little char to shave down into tacos. 5) BELUGA CAVIAR: Hold the fish eggs. These are Beluga lentils! Salty, briny, and perfect to dollop onto crème fraîche and top with all the accoutrements. 6) BROWN BUTTER & TARRAGON “SCALLOPS”: Those heart of palm scallops are one of my favorite things in the whole book! When it comes to subbing in for seafood, a heart of palm deserves an EGOT. 7) The biggest fool of all! Besides anyone who hasn’t pre-ordered. HAVE YOU PRE-ORDERED??!
Not everything is what it seems! Here are some moments from my cookbook that get their trickster on…. 1) FALSE FINANCIER: This ain’t no dirty martini. Based on the French cookie, it’s a vanilla almond dessert sipper with marzipan olives. 2) SUNDAY CELERY ROOT: Inspired by the fast food chain that hates working on the Lord’s day but loves discrimination… This celery root is brined in pickle juice and has the most insanely delicious crispy coating. A simple showstopper! 3) BLOODY MARY BUTTER: Infused with all the goodness of the hangover cure, this butter will make you spread it. Oh, and that is also truffle butter shaped like a truffle and lightly dusted with bitter cocoa powder to shave tableside. Casual. 4) ROOT AL PASTOR: We overnight marinade our thin slices of sweet potato, turnip, whatever root veggies you have on hand then slowly roast them and get a little char to shave down into tacos. 5) BELUGA CAVIAR: Hold the fish eggs. These are Beluga lentils! Salty, briny, and perfect to dollop onto crème fraîche and top with all the accoutrements. 6) BROWN BUTTER & TARRAGON “SCALLOPS”: Those heart of palm scallops are one of my favorite things in the whole book! When it comes to subbing in for seafood, a heart of palm deserves an EGOT. 7) The biggest fool of all! Besides anyone who hasn’t pre-ordered. HAVE YOU PRE-ORDERED??!
BIG BOOK TOUR NEWS! 🌏 first of all, how fabulous is this poster I had commissioned by the @cevallos_bros ?? I feel like one of the stops needs prints! OK LETS GET INTO IT: 1) NYC! I will be joined by fav @chrisklemens so you know it’s gonna be ridiculous. This tour stop sold out quick! But I will have a signing line the following day. Sign up for that and come hug me. (Link in bio) 2) PORTLAND! You lucky ducks. My event at Powell’s is free to attend, and so is the after party for the first 100 people that RSVP with their book receipt from Powells ! Get your order in now. Also, there will be boozy milkshakes! A charm bar by @goldfinchcollective Let’s kick off this tour correct. (Link in bio) Thanks @rouxportland 💕 3) KANSAS CITY! I am going to be joined by my dear friend and radically successful cookbook author @mdavisfoods of Bad Manners food. You probably own one of her many best selling books! Come have cocktails @toms_town and light bites and maybe a few more surprises. Tickets are going quick! 4) SEATTLE! Since this city is just a signing line, I wanted to do something special for you. So we’ve got a super cute Photo Booth moment! Start practicing your faces. 🙃
BIG BOOK TOUR NEWS! 🌏 first of all, how fabulous is this poster I had commissioned by the @cevallos_bros ?? I feel like one of the stops needs prints! OK LETS GET INTO IT: 1) NYC! I will be joined by fav @chrisklemens so you know it’s gonna be ridiculous. This tour stop sold out quick! But I will have a signing line the following day. Sign up for that and come hug me. (Link in bio) 2) PORTLAND! You lucky ducks. My event at Powell’s is free to attend, and so is the after party for the first 100 people that RSVP with their book receipt from Powells ! Get your order in now. Also, there will be boozy milkshakes! A charm bar by @goldfinchcollective Let’s kick off this tour correct. (Link in bio) Thanks @rouxportland 💕 3) KANSAS CITY! I am going to be joined by my dear friend and radically successful cookbook author @mdavisfoods of Bad Manners food. You probably own one of her many best selling books! Come have cocktails @toms_town and light bites and maybe a few more surprises. Tickets are going quick! 4) SEATTLE! Since this city is just a signing line, I wanted to do something special for you. So we’ve got a super cute Photo Booth moment! Start practicing your faces. 🙃
BIG BOOK TOUR NEWS! 🌏 first of all, how fabulous is this poster I had commissioned by the @cevallos_bros ?? I feel like one of the stops needs prints! OK LETS GET INTO IT: 1) NYC! I will be joined by fav @chrisklemens so you know it’s gonna be ridiculous. This tour stop sold out quick! But I will have a signing line the following day. Sign up for that and come hug me. (Link in bio) 2) PORTLAND! You lucky ducks. My event at Powell’s is free to attend, and so is the after party for the first 100 people that RSVP with their book receipt from Powells ! Get your order in now. Also, there will be boozy milkshakes! A charm bar by @goldfinchcollective Let’s kick off this tour correct. (Link in bio) Thanks @rouxportland 💕 3) KANSAS CITY! I am going to be joined by my dear friend and radically successful cookbook author @mdavisfoods of Bad Manners food. You probably own one of her many best selling books! Come have cocktails @toms_town and light bites and maybe a few more surprises. Tickets are going quick! 4) SEATTLE! Since this city is just a signing line, I wanted to do something special for you. So we’ve got a super cute Photo Booth moment! Start practicing your faces. 🙃
BIG BOOK TOUR NEWS! 🌏 first of all, how fabulous is this poster I had commissioned by the @cevallos_bros ?? I feel like one of the stops needs prints! OK LETS GET INTO IT: 1) NYC! I will be joined by fav @chrisklemens so you know it’s gonna be ridiculous. This tour stop sold out quick! But I will have a signing line the following day. Sign up for that and come hug me. (Link in bio) 2) PORTLAND! You lucky ducks. My event at Powell’s is free to attend, and so is the after party for the first 100 people that RSVP with their book receipt from Powells ! Get your order in now. Also, there will be boozy milkshakes! A charm bar by @goldfinchcollective Let’s kick off this tour correct. (Link in bio) Thanks @rouxportland 💕 3) KANSAS CITY! I am going to be joined by my dear friend and radically successful cookbook author @mdavisfoods of Bad Manners food. You probably own one of her many best selling books! Come have cocktails @toms_town and light bites and maybe a few more surprises. Tickets are going quick! 4) SEATTLE! Since this city is just a signing line, I wanted to do something special for you. So we’ve got a super cute Photo Booth moment! Start practicing your faces. 🙃
BIG BOOK TOUR NEWS! 🌏 first of all, how fabulous is this poster I had commissioned by the @cevallos_bros ?? I feel like one of the stops needs prints! OK LETS GET INTO IT: 1) NYC! I will be joined by fav @chrisklemens so you know it’s gonna be ridiculous. This tour stop sold out quick! But I will have a signing line the following day. Sign up for that and come hug me. (Link in bio) 2) PORTLAND! You lucky ducks. My event at Powell’s is free to attend, and so is the after party for the first 100 people that RSVP with their book receipt from Powells ! Get your order in now. Also, there will be boozy milkshakes! A charm bar by @goldfinchcollective Let’s kick off this tour correct. (Link in bio) Thanks @rouxportland 💕 3) KANSAS CITY! I am going to be joined by my dear friend and radically successful cookbook author @mdavisfoods of Bad Manners food. You probably own one of her many best selling books! Come have cocktails @toms_town and light bites and maybe a few more surprises. Tickets are going quick! 4) SEATTLE! Since this city is just a signing line, I wanted to do something special for you. So we’ve got a super cute Photo Booth moment! Start practicing your faces. 🙃
PEOPLE ARE RIPPING OUT THE JOSHUA TREES! #campcounselorspod #comedyreels
Happppppiest bday to the girl I love to see holding a glass across the table! Love you @jaclynrjohnson 💞 Sent from a flight on my way to hug you!
🫒 🍝 🚬 Time to CIAO down with my take on Italian dishes….. and a cheese ball, just cause. 😉 Have you pre-ordered yet??
