Why does every person who sends me this think they are the only one who sent it? 🤦🏽♂️ LOL There is no monogamy in mockeryville 🎭 #oscarssowhite #oscarssoblack #oscarmeyer #bologna
#salute to the sitcoms that raised us with no agenda #simplelesson #greatparenting #realfunnymoments
So I decide to bring ice cream home as a surprise 🍨 I look down and see Ms. Seventh Grade has gotten herself a colorful array of video vixen acrylic nails 💅🏽 and we TALKED ABOUT THIS and how it was NOT allowed 🤬 I’m immediately HEATED but I stay chill. Why did you do this behind my back ? I just wanna know what made you do it? And how would you handle it if you were me and I was the daughter here? I’m super chill about it. No yelling at all. I see her & my gal glancing at each other… these foolz have taped FAKE Acrylic nails to her fingernails just to see what I would do 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 #wellplayed #aprilfools #aprilfools1st #YouGotDaddyGood #BoltUp ⚡️ #keepyourcoolfellasalways 😏
So I decide to bring ice cream home as a surprise 🍨 I look down and see Ms. Seventh Grade has gotten herself a colorful array of video vixen acrylic nails 💅🏽 and we TALKED ABOUT THIS and how it was NOT allowed 🤬 I’m immediately HEATED but I stay chill. Why did you do this behind my back ? I just wanna know what made you do it? And how would you handle it if you were me and I was the daughter here? I’m super chill about it. No yelling at all. I see her & my gal glancing at each other… these foolz have taped FAKE Acrylic nails to her fingernails just to see what I would do 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 #wellplayed #aprilfools #aprilfools1st #YouGotDaddyGood #BoltUp ⚡️ #keepyourcoolfellasalways 😏
So I decide to bring ice cream home as a surprise 🍨 I look down and see Ms. Seventh Grade has gotten herself a colorful array of video vixen acrylic nails 💅🏽 and we TALKED ABOUT THIS and how it was NOT allowed 🤬 I’m immediately HEATED but I stay chill. Why did you do this behind my back ? I just wanna know what made you do it? And how would you handle it if you were me and I was the daughter here? I’m super chill about it. No yelling at all. I see her & my gal glancing at each other… these foolz have taped FAKE Acrylic nails to her fingernails just to see what I would do 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 #wellplayed #aprilfools #aprilfools1st #YouGotDaddyGood #BoltUp ⚡️ #keepyourcoolfellasalways 😏
🤦🏽♂️🙋🏽♂️🙋🏽♂️🙋🏽♂️🙋🏽♂️🙋🏽♂️🙋🏽♂️🙋🏽♂️👴🏾 Dayuuuuuuuuum I can’t be involved with any woman who doesn’t remember this burger carton 😭😭😭 My God won’t allow it #report @mikecity
Damn internet
BREAKING GHETTO NEWS: Frontier and Spirit merge to form CON AIR 🔪🐓 Will Waffle House or Denny’s provide in-flight food 🥞🧇 🤔? Stay tuned…
Can’t say enough about wine time with this squad 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 the laughs really don’t stop and the bottles keep coming. Keep it going gang 😂😂😂😂
Can’t say enough about wine time with this squad 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 the laughs really don’t stop and the bottles keep coming. Keep it going gang 😂😂😂😂
Can’t say enough about wine time with this squad 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 the laughs really don’t stop and the bottles keep coming. Keep it going gang 😂😂😂😂
Can’t say enough about wine time with this squad 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 the laughs really don’t stop and the bottles keep coming. Keep it going gang 😂😂😂😂
I want ALL the smoke 😏💨💨💨💨💨 #happyinternationalwomensday this one is for you @candaceparker 😁
Some nights just take on a life of their own 😏 Bruins 75 Trojans 68 🏀 🤜🏾🤛🏾 Big ups to my guy @normanpowell4 for graciously explaining that little fist bump mishap with Kawhi 😂😂😂😂 Bruins for life, Boy 🙌🏾 @uclafootball Good luck in the tourney fellas @uclambb 🙌🏾 #keepthatenergy #bannerseverywhere 🏆
Some nights just take on a life of their own 😏 Bruins 75 Trojans 68 🏀 🤜🏾🤛🏾 Big ups to my guy @normanpowell4 for graciously explaining that little fist bump mishap with Kawhi 😂😂😂😂 Bruins for life, Boy 🙌🏾 @uclafootball Good luck in the tourney fellas @uclambb 🙌🏾 #keepthatenergy #bannerseverywhere 🏆
Some nights just take on a life of their own 😏 Bruins 75 Trojans 68 🏀 🤜🏾🤛🏾 Big ups to my guy @normanpowell4 for graciously explaining that little fist bump mishap with Kawhi 😂😂😂😂 Bruins for life, Boy 🙌🏾 @uclafootball Good luck in the tourney fellas @uclambb 🙌🏾 #keepthatenergy #bannerseverywhere 🏆
I love mtg the stars of tomorrow and the love is mutual ✨ 🤜🏾🤛🏾 Shout out @_micahparsons11 🏈 Who you got in the game today? #bengals ? #rams? #superbowl #superbowl2022
I love mtg the stars of tomorrow and the love is mutual ✨ 🤜🏾🤛🏾 Shout out @_micahparsons11 🏈 Who you got in the game today? #bengals ? #rams? #superbowl #superbowl2022
When you move with the right people in L.A. cool kid shit just finds you @wakemewhenimfree The new Tupac exhibit downtown is worth checking out. I only met Pac once at SONY studios , he was filming Poetic Justice right across from our stage. He and i came THIS close to playing a game of one on one hoops 😖 but I got called in for rehearsal. Damn that’s a memory I wish I could have completed. So you can imagine my surprise when my guy hit me up and said, “Dude, Tupac mentioned you in one of his journals 📝 .” The best part of his mention is how Pac started to write “Urkel” then crossed out the character name and wrote Jaleel White. He innately understood on a deeper level than I did back then , as artists we are humans first with real family ties and an obligation to affect change. We weren’t celebrities when he pulled up and asked me to pass him the ball 🏀 It wasn’t some cheeseball moment for content. He was just Pac pulling up with a big brother vibe, “They say you got some game on you. Ima come back over here and we gon see.” #theninetiesweredope #tupacexperience
When you move with the right people in L.A. cool kid shit just finds you @wakemewhenimfree The new Tupac exhibit downtown is worth checking out. I only met Pac once at SONY studios , he was filming Poetic Justice right across from our stage. He and i came THIS close to playing a game of one on one hoops 😖 but I got called in for rehearsal. Damn that’s a memory I wish I could have completed. So you can imagine my surprise when my guy hit me up and said, “Dude, Tupac mentioned you in one of his journals 📝 .” The best part of his mention is how Pac started to write “Urkel” then crossed out the character name and wrote Jaleel White. He innately understood on a deeper level than I did back then , as artists we are humans first with real family ties and an obligation to affect change. We weren’t celebrities when he pulled up and asked me to pass him the ball 🏀 It wasn’t some cheeseball moment for content. He was just Pac pulling up with a big brother vibe, “They say you got some game on you. Ima come back over here and we gon see.” #theninetiesweredope #tupacexperience
When you move with the right people in L.A. cool kid shit just finds you @wakemewhenimfree The new Tupac exhibit downtown is worth checking out. I only met Pac once at SONY studios , he was filming Poetic Justice right across from our stage. He and i came THIS close to playing a game of one on one hoops 😖 but I got called in for rehearsal. Damn that’s a memory I wish I could have completed. So you can imagine my surprise when my guy hit me up and said, “Dude, Tupac mentioned you in one of his journals 📝 .” The best part of his mention is how Pac started to write “Urkel” then crossed out the character name and wrote Jaleel White. He innately understood on a deeper level than I did back then , as artists we are humans first with real family ties and an obligation to affect change. We weren’t celebrities when he pulled up and asked me to pass him the ball 🏀 It wasn’t some cheeseball moment for content. He was just Pac pulling up with a big brother vibe, “They say you got some game on you. Ima come back over here and we gon see.” #theninetiesweredope #tupacexperience
When you move with the right people in L.A. cool kid shit just finds you @wakemewhenimfree The new Tupac exhibit downtown is worth checking out. I only met Pac once at SONY studios , he was filming Poetic Justice right across from our stage. He and i came THIS close to playing a game of one on one hoops 😖 but I got called in for rehearsal. Damn that’s a memory I wish I could have completed. So you can imagine my surprise when my guy hit me up and said, “Dude, Tupac mentioned you in one of his journals 📝 .” The best part of his mention is how Pac started to write “Urkel” then crossed out the character name and wrote Jaleel White. He innately understood on a deeper level than I did back then , as artists we are humans first with real family ties and an obligation to affect change. We weren’t celebrities when he pulled up and asked me to pass him the ball 🏀 It wasn’t some cheeseball moment for content. He was just Pac pulling up with a big brother vibe, “They say you got some game on you. Ima come back over here and we gon see.” #theninetiesweredope #tupacexperience
When you move with the right people in L.A. cool kid shit just finds you @wakemewhenimfree The new Tupac exhibit downtown is worth checking out. I only met Pac once at SONY studios , he was filming Poetic Justice right across from our stage. He and i came THIS close to playing a game of one on one hoops 😖 but I got called in for rehearsal. Damn that’s a memory I wish I could have completed. So you can imagine my surprise when my guy hit me up and said, “Dude, Tupac mentioned you in one of his journals 📝 .” The best part of his mention is how Pac started to write “Urkel” then crossed out the character name and wrote Jaleel White. He innately understood on a deeper level than I did back then , as artists we are humans first with real family ties and an obligation to affect change. We weren’t celebrities when he pulled up and asked me to pass him the ball 🏀 It wasn’t some cheeseball moment for content. He was just Pac pulling up with a big brother vibe, “They say you got some game on you. Ima come back over here and we gon see.” #theninetiesweredope #tupacexperience