Home Actress Phoebe Robinson HD Instagram Photos and Wallpapers September 2023 Phoebe Robinson Instagram - #ThotNaysh, in less than one week, I’ll be officially kicking off the #MessyAF tour!! Can’t wait to come to town with my lovely opener @CaliseHawkins as I’ll be talking about tenured sauseege, girl boss life, my old ass knees, white women, & more! Click on da link in da bio to cop you some tix, heauxes! Love and light!

Phoebe Robinson Instagram – #ThotNaysh, in less than one week, I’ll be officially kicking off the #MessyAF tour!! Can’t wait to come to town with my lovely opener @CaliseHawkins as I’ll be talking about tenured sauseege, girl boss life, my old ass knees, white women, & more! Click on da link in da bio to cop you some tix, heauxes! Love and light!

Phoebe Robinson Instagram - #ThotNaysh, in less than one week, I’ll be officially kicking off the #MessyAF tour!! Can’t wait to come to town with my lovely opener @CaliseHawkins as I’ll be talking about tenured sauseege, girl boss life, my old ass knees, white women, & more! Click on da link in da bio to cop you some tix, heauxes! Love and light!

Phoebe Robinson Instagram – #ThotNaysh, in less than one week, I’ll be officially kicking off the #MessyAF tour!! Can’t wait to come to town with my lovely opener @CaliseHawkins as I’ll be talking about tenured sauseege, girl boss life, my old ass knees, white women, & more!

Click on da link in da bio to cop you some tix, heauxes! Love and light! | Posted on 13/Sep/2023 00:40:08

Phoebe Robinson Instagram – london part deux 💂🏾‍♂️ 1) watching @catherinejoywhite shine during her moderated talk for her book #ThreadOfGold. so thrilled i’m pubbing the book stateside & that she’s a part of the @tinyrepbooks fam. can’t wait for y’all to read the book next year 2) kewl statue I saw in south kensington 3) opera on the street 4) barbie. umm, not me falling asleep during the movie. 🤣🤣🤣. happy for all the success the film has achieved and thrilled for everyone in it, but i do not get the hype at all. 🤷🏾‍♀️ 5) after a year of DM’ing, finally got to kiki with @sarahniles_. what a delight. what a woman. cannot wait to see what she does next as she dazzles me every time she’s on screen on “ted lasso.” 6) shoes from @reformation. the shape of this heel is to die for 7) hotel room service (brisket sandwich with onion rings) & #ProjectGreenlight. this season was absolutely riveting. chaotic and stressful. loved it! 8) have adored @ananddb ever since we met when he auditioned for “everything’s trash.” lucky to have guy friends like him to remind me of how special i am. 9) lol. no matter where I am, i will find @freepeople 10) went back to @nottinghillbookshop and bought more books. lol. halp! seriously tho, very proud of my book haul
Phoebe Robinson Instagram – #ThotNaysh, y’all know I love me some tenured peen. But all these old ass, wrinkly ass, crypt keeper looking ass mofos in gub’ment who freeze during press conferences like they’re a rainbow pinwheel spinning on my Mac cuz I have SEVENTY-TWO tabs open in Safari – #ElderMillenialNonsense – are a mess. Just hanging onto power even tho Death left them a trail of Werther’s Originals in the hopes of luring them home. The only bitch with any sense is Mitt Romney who’s retiring next year at 77! Point is: old dick is a shit show! Time for young gabagool! And today’s honoree fits the bill! This action-star can be funny or serious & has us all 🤤. I’m talking about Canadian actor, author, & former stuntman @SimuLiu. ⠀ Schlong story short: Simu has our peens & vajeens in a chokehold. Peep the stats: At 34, he’s yung enough to think “sciatica” is the name of a Black girl. #Halp. He’s in such good shape he won’t need an electrolyte break cuz he’s been boning me in missionary posish for three minutes. #HalpTheBadBoyRecordsRemix. His perfect face is a work of art that belongs in a museum next to a Charles Eames chair. Much like an Eames chair at MoMA, even tho we would like to sit on Simu’s face, we, alas, cannot. But it’s not just looks! He can do it all! ⠀ He killed it in “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings,” was hilarz as a Ken in “Barbie,” & flirty as Chrishell’s friend who was looking for a house on “Selling Sunset.” But did ya know that Simu-mu is a NYT best selling author thanks to his memoir “We Were Dreamers: An Immigrant Superhero Origin Story?” He was also a competitive hip hop dancer, a stuntman, released his first single, a ballad called “Don’t,” & “Time” named him one the 100 Most Influential People in the World! Zamn, Zaddy! Ionno if he’s single, but I’m volunteering as tribute to become Simu’s Boo. ⠀ Congrats, Simu, at doing it all while looking good doing it. Your future’s bright! And if you ever feel down, you can maple syrup my pancakes anytime. Yes, NYC Health Department, that’s up to code! Welcome to the #ThirstyThursday Hall of Fame, Simu! ⠀ P.S. My #MessyAF stand-up tour starts next week! Click da link in da bio to see me be ignorant in person!

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