You guys, I was up all night crying regarding Richard Simmons’ tweet. Richard, how do you not approve of this movie? I mean, really, who’s better to play you in a movie than ME? Leonardo DiCaprio’s not gonna play you. Brad Pitt’s not gonna play you. I’m perfect. Everyone already thinks I’m you. We’re the same. Beautiful, inside and out. Hellll yea! Richard, you haven’t even heard the pitch. Why don’t you simply let me come over to your house, bring you some warm matzo ball soup and a pastrami sandwich with dark mustard from Canters, rub your feet, and we can listen to the writer, Jordan Allen-Dutton, pitch you our idea? I know you, Richard. We used to hang out back in the day. I’d always see you at The Comedy Store. You’re my old buddy. Richard, you’re going to love our movie. We’re going to make the most beautiful cinematic masterpiece that’s going to honor you in a way that you’ll drop to your knees and cry with joy and happiness. And I also heard the good news that you’re in talks with studios to do a biopic about yourself. That’s amazing! The more movies about you, the better! You deserve it. There should be hundreds made. But as you know, many biopics are made without the subject agreeing to be part of it: Elvis, Stephen Hawking, Marilyn Monroe, Steve Jobs and many, many more. Some of them turned out good, some of them turned out bad. Mine is going to turn out amaze-balls. So… let me know when you want me to come over with yummy food from Canters, and Jordan and I will pitch you in your living room. I love you, Richard, and so did my mom. Love you always, Your old friend Pauly Shore @theweightsaint
You guys, I was up all night crying regarding Richard Simmons’ tweet. Richard, how do you not approve of this movie? I mean, really, who’s better to play you in a movie than ME? Leonardo DiCaprio’s not gonna play you. Brad Pitt’s not gonna play you. I’m perfect. Everyone already thinks I’m you. We’re the same. Beautiful, inside and out. Hellll yea! Richard, you haven’t even heard the pitch. Why don’t you simply let me come over to your house, bring you some warm matzo ball soup and a pastrami sandwich with dark mustard from Canters, rub your feet, and we can listen to the writer, Jordan Allen-Dutton, pitch you our idea? I know you, Richard. We used to hang out back in the day. I’d always see you at The Comedy Store. You’re my old buddy. Richard, you’re going to love our movie. We’re going to make the most beautiful cinematic masterpiece that’s going to honor you in a way that you’ll drop to your knees and cry with joy and happiness. And I also heard the good news that you’re in talks with studios to do a biopic about yourself. That’s amazing! The more movies about you, the better! You deserve it. There should be hundreds made. But as you know, many biopics are made without the subject agreeing to be part of it: Elvis, Stephen Hawking, Marilyn Monroe, Steve Jobs and many, many more. Some of them turned out good, some of them turned out bad. Mine is going to turn out amaze-balls. So… let me know when you want me to come over with yummy food from Canters, and Jordan and I will pitch you in your living room. I love you, Richard, and so did my mom. Love you always, Your old friend Pauly Shore @theweightsaint
I just read the amazing news that Richard Simmons wants Tom Cruise to play him in his biopic. That’s fantastic! Tom Cruise should play YOU. I should play YOU. Tom Arnold should play YOU. Everybody should play YOU. There’s so much great story to tell! But, for real, Tom Cruise playing Richard is perfect casting! Genius. Why didn’t I think of that? He definitely resembles Richard more than me, don’t you think? And I understand why Richard wants Tom to play him. Because Tom Cruise is sexxxyyy. And I’m an ugly duckling. Not cool, doooodz. I definitely can’t compete with Mission Impossible. Come to think of it, all of this is just too much for me. I’m dropping out of the race like Nikki Haley. I’m opting out. I’m gonna move to a forest in Bangladesh and just do ayahuasca for the next month and rethink my life. Goodbye my Richard Simmons biopic dreams. P.S. Richard, when I do my biopic, can you please play ME?
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@paulyshore’s not the only one who wants a Jay and Silent Bob reboot! 🤣🎤: @jaymewes joins #paulyshore in the studio w/ @nicoletrancomedy, @offensagram and @dentmay for @thejitvshow at @jaminthevan 🎶🚐 New episodes streaming now, link in bio! #jayandsilentbob #jaminthevan #jaymewes
32 years ago today I lost one of my good buddies and a comedy genius, Sam Kinison. He was a lightning bolt of energy on-stage and-off stage. Such a funny dude. Such a nice guy. Most importantly, he was a giver. Left us too soon. Here’s a clip of us on my old-school show Totally Pauly messing around. Love you, Sam.
@alienantfarmofficial & @wolfmate teach @tayylavie about the 90s on @paulyshore’s #podcast with @offensagram for @thejitvshow at @jaminthevan 🎶🚐 New episode streaming now! Try @bluechew and use the code JITV for your first month FREE, link in bio! #alienantfarm #paulyshore #jasonellis #tonyhawkproskater #skateboard
Not only was she the queen of comedy, she was also a great mom. Not only do I think of you every day, but especially today. Mom passed back in 2018. It’s been six years since hugging you and kissing you. Your baby, Pauly.
LA Totally Pauly #throwback since all the stars are here for @netflixisajoke fest across the city. My one man show is part of it, at @thecomedystore tonight.
Petition to make @paulyshore mayor of #austintx 🤣🎤: @iamlaurencompton, @william.f.montgomery1, @dylanraysull and @theblackangels sit w/ #paulyshore at @armadilloden for @thejitvshow w/ @jaminthevan 🎶🚐 New episodes streaming now! Get your first month of @bluechew for free using the code JITV at checkout, link in bio! #williammontgomery #laurencompton #theblackangels
Lobbying for product placement 🤣🎤: @clinthowardoffical sits w/ @paulyshore and @strawberry.fuzz at @jaminthevan for @thejitvshow 🎶🚐 New episodes streaming now! Popstar. Bigger Loads. Better Taste. Use the code JITV for 20% off your first order at @popstarlabs, link in bio! #popstar #clinthoward #paulyshore #jaminthevan
Baseball season is back. Here’s a MTV Rock n Jock flashback with Young MC. Take me out to the ball game, doodzzz. Have a great weekend!
I saw an eclipse today, dudes. Why is no one posting about it? Guess it was no big deal 🤓… Did you guys pop on your special shades and check it out? #eclipse #eclipse2024
Happy 52nd anniversary to @thecomedystore, started by my mom Mitzi and dad Sammy. It’s the family business! Here’s a video of my dad and me performing together. We are family doooooddzzzzz.
Happy birthday to my movie Jury Duty AND happy birthday to my old family friend @letterman. Found this clip in my archives of me promoting Jury Duty on the Late Show back in 1995. Check out that suit, doodzz.
Bye bye West Palm Beach and see ya soon LA ~ from the far right to the far left, I will boldly go where any comic will go! Coast to coast, bitches! Check out all my dates: PaulyShore.com
Good vibes with @ronwhiteofficial and @duncantrussell on the latest episode of @thejitvshow w/ @paulyshore guests @ginaaa.hg and @friedbergmusic for @jaminthevan in Austin, TX 🎶🚐 Try @bluechew and use the code JITV at check out for your first month FREE, link in bio! New #podcast episode streaming now 🤠 🌵
@netflixisajoke fest is taking over LA, doodzzz. This Friday, May 3, I’m part of it – performing my one man show “Stick with the Dancing” at @thecomedystore. Stories of my childhood, including being raised at the Store; plus, MTV days, Sam Kinison, Playboy mansion and more. #netflix #netflixisajoke #netflixisajokefest #lacomedy
Burbank, come out to @flapperscomedy TONiGHT for my one-man show “Stick with the Dancing.” It’s about my life, career, ups and downs, growing up (and being raised by comedians) at The Comedy Store, Beverly Hills high school, MTV days, opening for Sam Kinison, the Playboy Mansion, and more. Not traditional stand-up, doodz. May 1: @laughfactory.covina May 3: @thecomedystore, part of @netflixisajoke 🎫 PaulyShore.com
Pulled from the archives – and I’m still at it, doodzzz! Stand up shows in West Palm Beach, FL this weekend! Come see me at The Paddock at @pbkc_westpalmbeach April 19 & 20. Two shows.
@netflixisajoke takes over LA starting next week and my one man show, Stick with the Dancing, is a part of it! Check it out May 3 at @thecomedystore. Telling stories from my childhood.
Stand up comedians go head to head for the chance to open for @paulyshore in this one of a kind #comedy competition show at @jaminthevan hosted by @simplydon1 w/ judges @jetskijohnson and @sandydanto featuring contestants @nicoletrancomedy, @nicolebecannon, @quincylweekley, @cooperlyden and @saulcomedy w/ commentary from @vickibarbolak! Make sure to tune in for the premiere Tuesday May 7th at 3PM PDT on #paulyshore’s YT channel, link in bio! #standupcomedy #comedyclub #comedian
Back for Skankfest 2024: Vegas Attacks! doodzz. September 27-29! Tickets go on sale tomorrow – Saturday, 4/20 at 12pm ET / 9am PT at www.skankfest.com @skankfestnyc #SkankfestVegas
✨COMING UP✨ Here’s a sneak peek at some of the hilarious acts we have coming our way at Miami Improv very soon.. All tickets and information are available online now 🎫
