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Elaine Carroll Instagram - very mary-kate classic: raise your hand 👋 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #teacher #classroom
Elaine Carroll Instagram - very mary-kate classic: “call my phone” ☎️ . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #findmyphone
Elaine Carroll Instagram - maggie smith checks her email 📬 . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #maggiesmith #password #email
Elaine Carroll Instagram - it’s your neighbor reese witherspoon 🥧 (shot edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #celebrity #reesewitherspoon
Elaine Carroll Instagram - from the archives: “very mary-kate: mugshot” 📸featuring the great @mccisnauseous!!!
Elaine Carroll Instagram - 611: a number for women to call to pretend to be on the phone with someone ☎️ . #comedy #funny #innovation #girlproblems #businessidea
Elaine Carroll Instagram - very mary-kate classic: “dishwasher” 🧽 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #appliances #richlife
Elaine Carroll Instagram - very mary-kate classic: “comet” 😻 . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #scaredstraight #cats
Elaine Carroll Instagram - very mary-kate classic: “manicure” 💅 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #nailart #manicure
Elaine Carroll Instagram - bridesmaid for a happily married throuple 🤵‍♂️👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️ . #sketchcomedy #funny #wedding #bridesmaid #throuple
Elaine Carroll Instagram - an open relationship with vegetarianism 🥦 . #sketchcomedy #funny #vegetarian #vegan #plantbased
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - it’s your neighbor reese witherspoon (part 2) 🐶 (shot edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #celebrity #reesewitherspoon
Elaine Carroll Instagram - How Vic bought Sam Reich's house 🏠 ▶️Catch up on every episode of Game Changer on Dropout.tv #dropout #gamechanger #behindthescenes
Elaine Carroll Instagram - very mary-kate classic: asleep in class 😴 . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins
Elaine Carroll Instagram - You know the 4 bases in dating, but do you know 7th base? — Sam Reich DEFINITELY doesn't! #smartypants #dropout #presentation #elainecarroll #love #dating #relationship #relationships
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Meeting your partner at summer camp is a classic meet cute! But how do you make it work long term?! The wonderful @samreich and @elainecarroll are here to talk all things young love! #younglove #comedy #summercamp #meetcute
Elaine Carroll Instagram - I started making videos again in 2020 (and was slow to post them to Instagram). Here was the Very Mary-Kate that started it all — all over again. . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #2020
Elaine Carroll Instagram - very mary-kate classic: photoshoot 📸 (featuring the great @mccisnauseous and @vincentpeone!) . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #celebrity #vogue #olsentwins
Elaine Carroll Instagram - very mary-kate classic: layers 👚 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #fashion #layering
Elaine Carroll Instagram - AI art historian 🎨🤖 . #comedy #funny #ai #aiart #midjourney #dalle2
Elaine Carroll Instagram - flight 2024 ✈️ . #sketchcomedy #funny #2024 #newyear #relatable #flightattendant #airline
Elaine Carroll Instagram - very mary-kate classic: instagram 🍹 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #instagram #influencer
Elaine Carroll Instagram - maggie smith checks her email (part 2) 📬 . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #maggiesmith #password #email
Elaine Carroll Instagram - NEW very mary-kate: acne meds 💊 . (full version on tiktok; silly instagram only allows 90 seconds) . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #acne #skincare
Elaine Carroll Instagram - very mary-kate: moving day #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #impressions
Elaine Carroll Instagram - In December, to close out my “year of bravery,” I did standup for the first time. It was terrifying, mortifying, and I want to do it again immediately. Huge thanks to @gerrykatzman for his coaching and my ride-or-die classmates. . #standupcomedy #funny #alanon #addiction
Elaine Carroll Instagram - VMK: 2020 (part 2) . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #2020
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Introducing PRETTY GAY! I’m so excited to share this heart filled web series with you all. Please watch and fall in love with all my guests as I go on first dates and play some very fun very silly improv games that can only be described as Pretty Gay. I was lucky enough to collaborate on this with friends and producers extraordinaire @samreich and @elainecarroll. Clips on my social, full episodes only on Patreon because a girl’s gotta make a living??? My whole soul is bursting with love. Happy V day queers. 🌈💋
Elaine Carroll Instagram - billie eilish’s masterclass 🪨 (shot / edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #billieeilish #masterclass #geodes
Elaine Carroll Instagram - this is a comment on the sinking thing 🚢 #sketchcomedy #funny #creator #influencer #filmmaker
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Very Mary-Kate classic: TRENTA. One of my personal favsies. Featuring the world’s best straight man @lukesholl. . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #coffee #starbucks #caffeine
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Just before the pandy, @rchestang, @catherine_mccaff and I shot this cute lil miniseries called “Connie Britton Knows Best.” “Go out and live your life” didn’t feel like the right message for 3-ish years, but better late than never! . #sketchcomedy #funny #conniebritton #fridaynightlights #americanhorrorstory #seizetheday
Elaine Carroll Instagram - NEW(-ish) very mary-kate: TIDYING UP. made this a year or two ago but never posted here. silly insta won’t let me post the whole thing but it’s on my tiktok and youtube! . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #tidyingup #mariekondo
Elaine Carroll Instagram - the asshole 💅 #sketchcomedy #funny #characters #aita #entitlement
Elaine Carroll Instagram - my inner lawyer defending my having eaten a whole pint of ice cream 🍦 (shot / edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #courtroomdrama #lawandorder #icecream
Elaine Carroll Instagram - it’s your neighbor reece witherspoon (part 3) 🎓 #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #celebrity #reece
Elaine Carroll Instagram - sexy bird 🦜🔥 (shot and edited by @samreich) . . . #comedy #funny #exoticbird #birdwatching #planetearth
Elaine Carroll Instagram - flight 2022 ✈️ shot and edited by @samreich . #comedy #funny #airline #airtravel #flightattendant #incomeinequality #latestagecapitalism
Elaine Carroll Instagram - the asshole (part 2) . #sketchcomedy #funny #characters #entitlement #jerk #aita
Elaine Carroll Instagram - a network executive notes christmas 🎄🎬 . #comedy #funny #christmas #holidays #hollywood #executive
Elaine Carroll Instagram - NFT bro shot / edited by @samreich extraordinary art by @sheadoodles . #sketchcomedy #funny #NFTs #cryptocurrency #ethereum #cryptopunks #boredapeyachtclub #wagmi
Elaine Carroll Instagram - my inner lawyer defends me not going to your party . #comedy #funny #lawyerlife #socialanxiety #relatable
Elaine Carroll Instagram - trying to plan a party 🎉 . #comedy #funny #neurosis #introvert #anxiety
Elaine Carroll Instagram - evil villain real estate agent 😈🌋 #comedy #funny #characters #realestate #realestateagent #realtorlife
Elaine Carroll Instagram - the 10 people in your text chain 📱 . #comedy #funny #grouptext #friendship #relatable
Elaine Carroll Instagram - a theater nerd who’s ready to go on anytime 🎭 . #comedy #characters #theater #acting #broadway
Elaine Carroll Instagram - PR person for my b👀bs . #sketchcomedy #funny #pr #publicrelations #topheavy #doubleds #80085
Elaine Carroll Instagram - every time i try to meditate 🧘‍♀️ . #sketchcomedy #funny #characters #meditation #mindfulness #breathwork
Elaine Carroll Instagram - a counter agent sets you up with your next rental boyfriend 🚗 . #sketchcomedy #funny #travel #rentalcar #datingtips #datingishard
Elaine Carroll Instagram - what it’s like trying to reach my agent ☎️ . #sketchcomedy #characters #hollywood #actress #agent
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Join me along with the funniest ensemble cast to ever be in one (virtual) place! OUT OF OFFICE premieres Labor Day at 8/7c on @comedycentral! I’m so grateful to have been a part of this project. A special thank you to @paullieberstein, @cdfioe, and @lkellyclyne for their faith and leadership. ❤️👩‍💻💪
Elaine Carroll Instagram - the war inside me whenever i post to social media ⚔️ . #comedy #funny #socialmedia #instagram #cats
Elaine Carroll Instagram - 🎤 on not having kids . #standup #comedy #funny #parenting #children #childfree
Elaine Carroll Instagram - My first impression of Sam? The first time I met him was the weekend we moved into the dorms at Boston U. We were all little more than horny teenagers unpacking our suitcases, when a fight broke out between three boys. It was the first night everyone had moved in, and what started as a playful fight quickly escalated into something real. It was clear someone was getting hurt, but everyone, including me, stood around and watched, going, “omg what do we do we’re teeeenagers.” Then out of nowhere, pimple-faced Sam pushed his way into the room. He held up his arms and said, “Unacceptable!” in a booming voice like some kind of level-headed dad. The fight immediately ended and no one was seriously injured, and I remember being so impressed with that Sam guy. He didn’t go looking for a teacher, he didn’t seek approval from his peers. He just Did the Right Thing. Anyway, that put him on my radar, and he’s been on my radar ever since. This was 19 years ago. These pictures have nothing to do with the story, but I’m posting them because I look cute and this is Instagram after all. Sam is kind. Sam is smart. Sam is talented. He’s generous, he’s strong, he’s peacemaking, and my god is he funny, I mean, have you SEEN his dance videos? (Not to mention all the other videos he’s made his whole career.) He’s passionate, he’s sexy, he’s dedicated, he’s a great listener and pretty good sous chef. And you wanna know what else? He’s a freaking nerd who’s great at video games and undefeated at Type Racer, and he does this really bad impression of Durnald Trurmph that makes me laugh so hard, I swear, it feels like medicine. And in the 19 years we’ve been in love, he’s never ONCE taught me any of his magic tricks despite all my asking, and goddamnit I respect it. If you’re still reading, then yes, you guessed it: today is @samreich birthday. Please do me favor and Shower him with love. Make it rain for this man. He deserves it. Happy birthday, my love. I know you’re trying to do a no-sugar thing, but there’s gonna be so much pie and cake and other nonsense when you get home.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - My first impression of Sam? The first time I met him was the weekend we moved into the dorms at Boston U. We were all little more than horny teenagers unpacking our suitcases, when a fight broke out between three boys. It was the first night everyone had moved in, and what started as a playful fight quickly escalated into something real. It was clear someone was getting hurt, but everyone, including me, stood around and watched, going, “omg what do we do we’re teeeenagers.” Then out of nowhere, pimple-faced Sam pushed his way into the room. He held up his arms and said, “Unacceptable!” in a booming voice like some kind of level-headed dad. The fight immediately ended and no one was seriously injured, and I remember being so impressed with that Sam guy. He didn’t go looking for a teacher, he didn’t seek approval from his peers. He just Did the Right Thing. Anyway, that put him on my radar, and he’s been on my radar ever since. This was 19 years ago. These pictures have nothing to do with the story, but I’m posting them because I look cute and this is Instagram after all. Sam is kind. Sam is smart. Sam is talented. He’s generous, he’s strong, he’s peacemaking, and my god is he funny, I mean, have you SEEN his dance videos? (Not to mention all the other videos he’s made his whole career.) He’s passionate, he’s sexy, he’s dedicated, he’s a great listener and pretty good sous chef. And you wanna know what else? He’s a freaking nerd who’s great at video games and undefeated at Type Racer, and he does this really bad impression of Durnald Trurmph that makes me laugh so hard, I swear, it feels like medicine. And in the 19 years we’ve been in love, he’s never ONCE taught me any of his magic tricks despite all my asking, and goddamnit I respect it. If you’re still reading, then yes, you guessed it: today is @samreich birthday. Please do me favor and Shower him with love. Make it rain for this man. He deserves it. Happy birthday, my love. I know you’re trying to do a no-sugar thing, but there’s gonna be so much pie and cake and other nonsense when you get home.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - My first impression of Sam? The first time I met him was the weekend we moved into the dorms at Boston U. We were all little more than horny teenagers unpacking our suitcases, when a fight broke out between three boys. It was the first night everyone had moved in, and what started as a playful fight quickly escalated into something real. It was clear someone was getting hurt, but everyone, including me, stood around and watched, going, “omg what do we do we’re teeeenagers.” Then out of nowhere, pimple-faced Sam pushed his way into the room. He held up his arms and said, “Unacceptable!” in a booming voice like some kind of level-headed dad. The fight immediately ended and no one was seriously injured, and I remember being so impressed with that Sam guy. He didn’t go looking for a teacher, he didn’t seek approval from his peers. He just Did the Right Thing. Anyway, that put him on my radar, and he’s been on my radar ever since. This was 19 years ago. These pictures have nothing to do with the story, but I’m posting them because I look cute and this is Instagram after all. Sam is kind. Sam is smart. Sam is talented. He’s generous, he’s strong, he’s peacemaking, and my god is he funny, I mean, have you SEEN his dance videos? (Not to mention all the other videos he’s made his whole career.) He’s passionate, he’s sexy, he’s dedicated, he’s a great listener and pretty good sous chef. And you wanna know what else? He’s a freaking nerd who’s great at video games and undefeated at Type Racer, and he does this really bad impression of Durnald Trurmph that makes me laugh so hard, I swear, it feels like medicine. And in the 19 years we’ve been in love, he’s never ONCE taught me any of his magic tricks despite all my asking, and goddamnit I respect it. If you’re still reading, then yes, you guessed it: today is @samreich birthday. Please do me favor and Shower him with love. Make it rain for this man. He deserves it. Happy birthday, my love. I know you’re trying to do a no-sugar thing, but there’s gonna be so much pie and cake and other nonsense when you get home.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - more 🎤 on not having kids . #standup #comedy #funny #parenting #children #childfree #airport
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Elaine Carroll Instagram - And the Pulitzer Prize in journalism goes to...
Elaine Carroll Instagram - 🎤 on the TSA . #standup #comedy #funny #airports #tsa #security #medievaltimes
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Hello from me and my disembodied hand ... ... ... 📷 by the incredible @mellylee_ 💄 by the incredible @beautystylelist
Elaine Carroll Instagram - February 2020, the last time my hair looked good 📸 by @destroyinstagram 💄 by @seanabrehgorlick
Elaine Carroll Instagram - a good one of me and my comedy mom
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Only five days left until our last Laughing Stock show of the season before our grand UK tour! Don’t miss this one! Tix link in bio! And be sure to follow us @laughingstock_la for more updates on the tour.
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Got to play a newscaster with the man of my dreams
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Got to play a newscaster with the man of my dreams
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Truest form
Elaine Carroll Instagram - me juggling my anxieties
Elaine Carroll Instagram - an artist at work
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Elaine Carroll Instagram - 📸 @vonswank 💄@edwinmonzon
Elaine Carroll Instagram - Yeah girl button that shirt alllll the way up #oldheadshotday
Elaine Carroll - 378.8K Likes - very mary-kate classic: raise your hand 👋 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #teacher #classroom

378.8K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : very mary-kate classic: raise your hand 👋 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #teacher #classroom
Likes : 378847Elaine Carroll - 245.9K Likes - very mary-kate classic: “call my phone” ☎️ . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #findmyphone

245.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : very mary-kate classic: “call my phone” ☎️ . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #findmyphone
Likes : 245930Elaine Carroll - 240.5K Likes - maggie smith checks her email 📬 . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #maggiesmith #password #email

240.5K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : maggie smith checks her email 📬 . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #maggiesmith #password #email
Likes : 240532Elaine Carroll - 229.3K Likes - it’s your neighbor reese witherspoon 🥧 (shot edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #celebrity #reesewitherspoon

229.3K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : it’s your neighbor reese witherspoon 🥧 (shot edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #celebrity #reesewitherspoon
Likes : 229338Elaine Carroll - 201.2K Likes - from the archives: “very mary-kate: mugshot” 📸featuring the great @mccisnauseous!!!

201.2K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : from the archives: “very mary-kate: mugshot” 📸featuring the great @mccisnauseous!!!
Likes : 201170Elaine Carroll - 95K Likes - 611: a number for women to call to pretend to be on the phone with someone ☎️ . #comedy #funny #innovation #girlproblems #businessidea

95K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : 611: a number for women to call to pretend to be on the phone with someone ☎️ . #comedy #funny #innovation #girlproblems #businessidea
Likes : 94987Elaine Carroll - 94.7K Likes - very mary-kate classic: “dishwasher” 🧽 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #appliances #richlife

94.7K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : very mary-kate classic: “dishwasher” 🧽 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #appliances #richlife
Likes : 94714Elaine Carroll - 69.6K Likes - very mary-kate classic: “comet” 😻 . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #scaredstraight #cats

69.6K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : very mary-kate classic: “comet” 😻 . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #scaredstraight #cats
Likes : 69629Elaine Carroll - 47.6K Likes - very mary-kate classic: “manicure” 💅 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #nailart #manicure

47.6K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : very mary-kate classic: “manicure” 💅 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #nailart #manicure
Likes : 47563Elaine Carroll - 43.6K Likes - bridesmaid for a happily married throuple 🤵‍♂️👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️ . #sketchcomedy #funny #wedding #bridesmaid #throuple

43.6K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : bridesmaid for a happily married throuple 🤵‍♂️👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️ . #sketchcomedy #funny #wedding #bridesmaid #throuple
Likes : 43586Elaine Carroll - 40.5K Likes - an open relationship with vegetarianism 🥦 . #sketchcomedy #funny #vegetarian #vegan #plantbased

40.5K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : an open relationship with vegetarianism 🥦 . #sketchcomedy #funny #vegetarian #vegan #plantbased
Likes : 40526Elaine Carroll - 37.9K Likes - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.

37.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and – without you putting a hand on him – purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril – he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap – but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Likes : 37946Elaine Carroll - 37.9K Likes - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.

37.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and – without you putting a hand on him – purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril – he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap – but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Likes : 37946Elaine Carroll - 37.9K Likes - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.

37.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and – without you putting a hand on him – purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril – he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap – but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Likes : 37946Elaine Carroll - 37.9K Likes - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.

37.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and – without you putting a hand on him – purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril – he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap – but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Likes : 37946Elaine Carroll - 37.9K Likes - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.

37.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and – without you putting a hand on him – purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril – he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap – but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Likes : 37946Elaine Carroll - 37.9K Likes - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.

37.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and – without you putting a hand on him – purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril – he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap – but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Likes : 37946Elaine Carroll - 37.9K Likes - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.

37.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and – without you putting a hand on him – purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril – he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap – but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Likes : 37946Elaine Carroll - 37.9K Likes - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.

37.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and – without you putting a hand on him – purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril – he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap – but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Likes : 37946Elaine Carroll - 37.9K Likes - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.

37.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and – without you putting a hand on him – purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril – he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap – but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Likes : 37946Elaine Carroll - 37.9K Likes - Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and - without you putting a hand on him - purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril - he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap - but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.

37.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Mr. Hammers was a whopping 17-years-old. Born to the @noahkalina family and the half brother of Wikipedia Siberian example Bean, Charles Wolfgang Hammers (Hamburger, HW, Hamslice, Hambologna, Hammertime, Senior Hamburglar, Comet in Very Mary-Kate, Mr. Man) was a dire wolf of cats: gorgeous and ruthless. He once nabbed and ate a hummingbird without breaking eye contact with me. Another time, he escaped for three days, only to return home casually as we were posting “MISSING” signs throughout the neighborhood. When we were burgled in Brooklyn, the burglars left the backdoor open and we thought we lost him — but they had tucked him in the bathroom, because he commands that much respect. He got one bath in his life, and required 3x the average dose of Gabapentin to sedate him. In the middle of the night, he would caterwaul in a way that can only be described as haunting. In my many attempts to hold him, he gave me countless permanent scars; tattoos to remember his ferocity by. But every so often, and especially in his old age, he would lay by you and – without you putting a hand on him – purr like a like self-starting lawnmower. Touching him anywhere below the neck would be at your own peril – he’d dig into you like a venus flytrap – but head neck and ear scratches were met with squinty-eyed appreciation. If you were lucky enough to get him on your lap or chest for a few minutes, you would feel like the Chosen One — before he would shake his head and cover you in sticky drool. As Elaine would always say, “short visit”… except his was ultimately a deliciously long one: most of our adult lives together. Hammers passed away peacefully this afternoon. It was the only peaceful thing he ever did. Hammers, in another world you would have a giant iron statue erected in your honor. I hope this post suffices. Love you forever little man.
Likes : 37946Elaine Carroll - 35.8K Likes - it’s your neighbor reese witherspoon (part 2) 🐶 (shot edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #celebrity #reesewitherspoon

35.8K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : it’s your neighbor reese witherspoon (part 2) 🐶 (shot edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #celebrity #reesewitherspoon
Likes : 35832Elaine Carroll - 31K Likes - How Vic bought Sam Reich's house 🏠 ▶️Catch up on every episode of Game Changer on Dropout.tv #dropout #gamechanger #behindthescenes

31K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : How Vic bought Sam Reich’s house 🏠 ▶️Catch up on every episode of Game Changer on Dropout.tv #dropout #gamechanger #behindthescenes
Likes : 30973Elaine Carroll - 28.2K Likes - very mary-kate classic: asleep in class 😴 . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins

28.2K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : very mary-kate classic: asleep in class 😴 . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins
Likes : 28209Elaine Carroll - 25.9K Likes - You know the 4 bases in dating, but do you know 7th base? — Sam Reich DEFINITELY doesn't! #smartypants #dropout #presentation #elainecarroll #love #dating #relationship #relationships

25.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : You know the 4 bases in dating, but do you know 7th base? — Sam Reich DEFINITELY doesn’t! #smartypants #dropout #presentation #elainecarroll #love #dating #relationship #relationships
Likes : 25855Elaine Carroll - 24.8K Likes - Meeting your partner at summer camp is a classic meet cute! But how do you make it work long term?! The wonderful @samreich and @elainecarroll are here to talk all things young love! #younglove #comedy #summercamp #meetcute

24.8K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Meeting your partner at summer camp is a classic meet cute! But how do you make it work long term?! The wonderful @samreich and @elainecarroll are here to talk all things young love! #younglove #comedy #summercamp #meetcute
Likes : 24750Elaine Carroll - 22.9K Likes - I started making videos again in 2020 (and was slow to post them to Instagram). Here was the Very Mary-Kate that started it all — all over again. . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #2020

22.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : I started making videos again in 2020 (and was slow to post them to Instagram). Here was the Very Mary-Kate that started it all — all over again. . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #2020
Likes : 22854Elaine Carroll - 21.4K Likes - very mary-kate classic: photoshoot 📸 (featuring the great @mccisnauseous and @vincentpeone!) . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #celebrity #vogue #olsentwins

21.4K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : very mary-kate classic: photoshoot 📸 (featuring the great @mccisnauseous and @vincentpeone!) . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #celebrity #vogue #olsentwins
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21.1K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : very mary-kate classic: layers 👚 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #fashion #layering
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19.6K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : AI art historian 🎨🤖 . #comedy #funny #ai #aiart #midjourney #dalle2
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19.3K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : flight 2024 ✈️ . #sketchcomedy #funny #2024 #newyear #relatable #flightattendant #airline
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15K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : very mary-kate classic: instagram 🍹 . #comedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #instagram #influencer
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14.7K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : maggie smith checks her email (part 2) 📬 . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #maggiesmith #password #email
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11.7K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : NEW very mary-kate: acne meds 💊 . (full version on tiktok; silly instagram only allows 90 seconds) . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #acne #skincare
Likes : 11687Elaine Carroll - 11.4K Likes - very mary-kate: moving day #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #impressions

11.4K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : very mary-kate: moving day #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #impressions
Likes : 11395Elaine Carroll - 10.1K Likes - In December, to close out my “year of bravery,” I did standup for the first time. It was terrifying, mortifying, and I want to do it again immediately. Huge thanks to @gerrykatzman for his coaching and my ride-or-die classmates. . #standupcomedy #funny #alanon #addiction

10.1K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : In December, to close out my “year of bravery,” I did standup for the first time. It was terrifying, mortifying, and I want to do it again immediately. Huge thanks to @gerrykatzman for his coaching and my ride-or-die classmates. . #standupcomedy #funny #alanon #addiction
Likes : 10063Elaine Carroll - 9.5K Likes - VMK: 2020 (part 2) . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #2020

9.5K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : VMK: 2020 (part 2) . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #olsentwins #2020
Likes : 9485Elaine Carroll - 9.2K Likes - Introducing PRETTY GAY! I’m so excited to share this heart filled web series with you all. Please watch and fall in love with all my guests as I go on first dates and play some very fun very silly improv games that can only be described as Pretty Gay. I was lucky enough to collaborate on this with friends and producers extraordinaire @samreich and @elainecarroll. Clips on my social, full episodes only on Patreon because a girl’s gotta make a living??? My whole soul is bursting with love. Happy V day queers. 🌈💋

9.2K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Introducing PRETTY GAY! I’m so excited to share this heart filled web series with you all. Please watch and fall in love with all my guests as I go on first dates and play some very fun very silly improv games that can only be described as Pretty Gay. I was lucky enough to collaborate on this with friends and producers extraordinaire @samreich and @elainecarroll. Clips on my social, full episodes only on Patreon because a girl’s gotta make a living??? My whole soul is bursting with love. Happy V day queers. 🌈💋
Likes : 9212Elaine Carroll - 6.9K Likes - billie eilish’s masterclass 🪨 (shot / edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #billieeilish #masterclass #geodes

6.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : billie eilish’s masterclass 🪨 (shot / edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #billieeilish #masterclass #geodes
Likes : 6863Elaine Carroll - 6.7K Likes - this is a comment on the sinking thing 🚢 #sketchcomedy #funny #creator #influencer #filmmaker

6.7K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : this is a comment on the sinking thing 🚢 #sketchcomedy #funny #creator #influencer #filmmaker
Likes : 6657Elaine Carroll - 6.3K Likes - Very Mary-Kate classic: TRENTA. One of my personal favsies. Featuring the world’s best straight man @lukesholl. . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #coffee #starbucks #caffeine

6.3K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Very Mary-Kate classic: TRENTA. One of my personal favsies. Featuring the world’s best straight man @lukesholl. . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #coffee #starbucks #caffeine
Likes : 6265Elaine Carroll - 6.2K Likes - Just before the pandy, @rchestang, @catherine_mccaff and I shot this cute lil miniseries called “Connie Britton Knows Best.” “Go out and live your life” didn’t feel like the right message for 3-ish years, but better late than never! . #sketchcomedy #funny #conniebritton #fridaynightlights #americanhorrorstory #seizetheday

6.2K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Just before the pandy, @rchestang, @catherine_mccaff and I shot this cute lil miniseries called “Connie Britton Knows Best.” “Go out and live your life” didn’t feel like the right message for 3-ish years, but better late than never! . #sketchcomedy #funny #conniebritton #fridaynightlights #americanhorrorstory #seizetheday
Likes : 6213Elaine Carroll - 6K Likes - NEW(-ish) very mary-kate: TIDYING UP. made this a year or two ago but never posted here. silly insta won’t let me post the whole thing but it’s on my tiktok and youtube! . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #tidyingup #mariekondo

6K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : NEW(-ish) very mary-kate: TIDYING UP. made this a year or two ago but never posted here. silly insta won’t let me post the whole thing but it’s on my tiktok and youtube! . #sketchcomedy #funny #verymarykate #tidyingup #mariekondo
Likes : 6033Elaine Carroll - 5.7K Likes - the asshole 💅 #sketchcomedy #funny #characters #aita #entitlement

5.7K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : the asshole 💅 #sketchcomedy #funny #characters #aita #entitlement
Likes : 5660Elaine Carroll - 4.8K Likes - my inner lawyer defending my having eaten a whole pint of ice cream 🍦 (shot / edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #courtroomdrama #lawandorder #icecream

4.8K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : my inner lawyer defending my having eaten a whole pint of ice cream 🍦 (shot / edited by @samreich) . #sketchcomedy #funny #courtroomdrama #lawandorder #icecream
Likes : 4777Elaine Carroll - 4.6K Likes - it’s your neighbor reece witherspoon (part 3) 🎓 #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #celebrity #reece

4.6K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : it’s your neighbor reece witherspoon (part 3) 🎓 #sketchcomedy #funny #impressions #celebrity #reece
Likes : 4563Elaine Carroll - 4.2K Likes - sexy bird 🦜🔥 (shot and edited by @samreich) . . . #comedy #funny #exoticbird #birdwatching #planetearth

4.2K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : sexy bird 🦜🔥 (shot and edited by @samreich) . . . #comedy #funny #exoticbird #birdwatching #planetearth
Likes : 4160Elaine Carroll - 3.3K Likes - flight 2022 ✈️ shot and edited by @samreich . #comedy #funny #airline #airtravel #flightattendant #incomeinequality #latestagecapitalism

3.3K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : flight 2022 ✈️ shot and edited by @samreich . #comedy #funny #airline #airtravel #flightattendant #incomeinequality #latestagecapitalism
Likes : 3279Elaine Carroll - 3.3K Likes - the asshole (part 2) . #sketchcomedy #funny #characters #entitlement #jerk #aita

3.3K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : the asshole (part 2) . #sketchcomedy #funny #characters #entitlement #jerk #aita
Likes : 3266Elaine Carroll - 3.1K Likes - a network executive notes christmas 🎄🎬 . #comedy #funny #christmas #holidays #hollywood #executive

3.1K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : a network executive notes christmas 🎄🎬 . #comedy #funny #christmas #holidays #hollywood #executive
Likes : 3130Elaine Carroll - 2.9K Likes - NFT bro shot / edited by @samreich extraordinary art by @sheadoodles . #sketchcomedy #funny #NFTs #cryptocurrency #ethereum #cryptopunks #boredapeyachtclub #wagmi

2.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : NFT bro shot / edited by @samreich extraordinary art by @sheadoodles . #sketchcomedy #funny #NFTs #cryptocurrency #ethereum #cryptopunks #boredapeyachtclub #wagmi
Likes : 2910Elaine Carroll - 2.9K Likes - my inner lawyer defends me not going to your party . #comedy #funny #lawyerlife #socialanxiety #relatable

2.9K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : my inner lawyer defends me not going to your party . #comedy #funny #lawyerlife #socialanxiety #relatable
Likes : 2873Elaine Carroll - 2.5K Likes - trying to plan a party 🎉 . #comedy #funny #neurosis #introvert #anxiety

2.5K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : trying to plan a party 🎉 . #comedy #funny #neurosis #introvert #anxiety
Likes : 2540Elaine Carroll - 2.3K Likes - evil villain real estate agent 😈🌋 #comedy #funny #characters #realestate #realestateagent #realtorlife

2.3K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : evil villain real estate agent 😈🌋 #comedy #funny #characters #realestate #realestateagent #realtorlife
Likes : 2329Elaine Carroll - 2.3K Likes - the 10 people in your text chain 📱 . #comedy #funny #grouptext #friendship #relatable

2.3K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : the 10 people in your text chain 📱 . #comedy #funny #grouptext #friendship #relatable
Likes : 2310Elaine Carroll - 2.1K Likes - a theater nerd who’s ready to go on anytime 🎭 . #comedy #characters #theater #acting #broadway

2.1K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : a theater nerd who’s ready to go on anytime 🎭 . #comedy #characters #theater #acting #broadway
Likes : 2108Elaine Carroll - 2.1K Likes - PR person for my b👀bs . #sketchcomedy #funny #pr #publicrelations #topheavy #doubleds #80085

2.1K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : PR person for my b👀bs . #sketchcomedy #funny #pr #publicrelations #topheavy #doubleds #80085
Likes : 2074Elaine Carroll - 2K Likes - every time i try to meditate 🧘‍♀️ . #sketchcomedy #funny #characters #meditation #mindfulness #breathwork

2K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : every time i try to meditate 🧘‍♀️ . #sketchcomedy #funny #characters #meditation #mindfulness #breathwork
Likes : 2049Elaine Carroll - 2K Likes - a counter agent sets you up with your next rental boyfriend 🚗 . #sketchcomedy #funny #travel #rentalcar #datingtips #datingishard

2K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : a counter agent sets you up with your next rental boyfriend 🚗 . #sketchcomedy #funny #travel #rentalcar #datingtips #datingishard
Likes : 1951Elaine Carroll - 1.8K Likes - what it’s like trying to reach my agent ☎️ . #sketchcomedy #characters #hollywood #actress #agent

1.8K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : what it’s like trying to reach my agent ☎️ . #sketchcomedy #characters #hollywood #actress #agent
Likes : 1781Elaine Carroll - 1.8K Likes - Join me along with the funniest ensemble cast to ever be in one (virtual) place! OUT OF OFFICE premieres Labor Day at 8/7c on @comedycentral! I’m so grateful to have been a part of this project. A special thank you to @paullieberstein, @cdfioe, and @lkellyclyne for their faith and leadership. ❤️👩‍💻💪

1.8K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Join me along with the funniest ensemble cast to ever be in one (virtual) place! OUT OF OFFICE premieres Labor Day at 8/7c on @comedycentral! I’m so grateful to have been a part of this project. A special thank you to @paullieberstein, @cdfioe, and @lkellyclyne for their faith and leadership. ❤️👩‍💻💪
Likes : 1764Elaine Carroll - 1.7K Likes - the war inside me whenever i post to social media ⚔️ . #comedy #funny #socialmedia #instagram #cats

1.7K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : the war inside me whenever i post to social media ⚔️ . #comedy #funny #socialmedia #instagram #cats
Likes : 1676Elaine Carroll - 1.6K Likes - 🎤 on not having kids . #standup #comedy #funny #parenting #children #childfree

1.6K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : 🎤 on not having kids . #standup #comedy #funny #parenting #children #childfree
Likes : 1591Elaine Carroll - 1K Likes - My first impression of Sam? The first time I met him was the weekend we moved into the dorms at Boston U. We were all little more than horny teenagers unpacking our suitcases, when a fight broke out between three boys. It was the first night everyone had moved in, and what started as a playful fight quickly escalated into something real. It was clear someone was getting hurt, but everyone, including me, stood around and watched, going, “omg what do we do we’re teeeenagers.” Then out of nowhere, pimple-faced Sam pushed his way into the room. He held up his arms and said, “Unacceptable!” in a booming voice like some kind of level-headed dad. The fight immediately ended and no one was seriously injured, and I remember being so impressed with that Sam guy. He didn’t go looking for a teacher, he didn’t seek approval from his peers. He just Did the Right Thing. Anyway, that put him on my radar, and he’s been on my radar ever since. This was 19 years ago. These pictures have nothing to do with the story, but I’m posting them because I look cute and this is Instagram after all. Sam is kind. Sam is smart. Sam is talented. He’s generous, he’s strong, he’s peacemaking, and my god is he funny, I mean, have you SEEN his dance videos? (Not to mention all the other videos he’s made his whole career.) He’s passionate, he’s sexy, he’s dedicated, he’s a great listener and pretty good sous chef. And you wanna know what else? He’s a freaking nerd who’s great at video games and undefeated at Type Racer, and he does this really bad impression of Durnald Trurmph that makes me laugh so hard, I swear, it feels like medicine. And in the 19 years we’ve been in love, he’s never ONCE taught me any of his magic tricks despite all my asking, and goddamnit I respect it. If you’re still reading, then yes, you guessed it: today is @samreich birthday. Please do me favor and Shower him with love. Make it rain for this man. He deserves it. Happy birthday, my love. I know you’re trying to do a no-sugar thing, but there’s gonna be so much pie and cake and other nonsense when you get home.

1K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : My first impression of Sam? The first time I met him was the weekend we moved into the dorms at Boston U. We were all little more than horny teenagers unpacking our suitcases, when a fight broke out between three boys. It was the first night everyone had moved in, and what started as a playful fight quickly escalated into something real. It was clear someone was getting hurt, but everyone, including me, stood around and watched, going, “omg what do we do we’re teeeenagers.” Then out of nowhere, pimple-faced Sam pushed his way into the room. He held up his arms and said, “Unacceptable!” in a booming voice like some kind of level-headed dad. The fight immediately ended and no one was seriously injured, and I remember being so impressed with that Sam guy. He didn’t go looking for a teacher, he didn’t seek approval from his peers. He just Did the Right Thing. Anyway, that put him on my radar, and he’s been on my radar ever since. This was 19 years ago. These pictures have nothing to do with the story, but I’m posting them because I look cute and this is Instagram after all. Sam is kind. Sam is smart. Sam is talented. He’s generous, he’s strong, he’s peacemaking, and my god is he funny, I mean, have you SEEN his dance videos? (Not to mention all the other videos he’s made his whole career.) He’s passionate, he’s sexy, he’s dedicated, he’s a great listener and pretty good sous chef. And you wanna know what else? He’s a freaking nerd who’s great at video games and undefeated at Type Racer, and he does this really bad impression of Durnald Trurmph that makes me laugh so hard, I swear, it feels like medicine. And in the 19 years we’ve been in love, he’s never ONCE taught me any of his magic tricks despite all my asking, and goddamnit I respect it. If you’re still reading, then yes, you guessed it: today is @samreich birthday. Please do me favor and Shower him with love. Make it rain for this man. He deserves it. Happy birthday, my love. I know you’re trying to do a no-sugar thing, but there’s gonna be so much pie and cake and other nonsense when you get home.
Likes : 1002Elaine Carroll - 1K Likes - My first impression of Sam? The first time I met him was the weekend we moved into the dorms at Boston U. We were all little more than horny teenagers unpacking our suitcases, when a fight broke out between three boys. It was the first night everyone had moved in, and what started as a playful fight quickly escalated into something real. It was clear someone was getting hurt, but everyone, including me, stood around and watched, going, “omg what do we do we’re teeeenagers.” Then out of nowhere, pimple-faced Sam pushed his way into the room. He held up his arms and said, “Unacceptable!” in a booming voice like some kind of level-headed dad. The fight immediately ended and no one was seriously injured, and I remember being so impressed with that Sam guy. He didn’t go looking for a teacher, he didn’t seek approval from his peers. He just Did the Right Thing. Anyway, that put him on my radar, and he’s been on my radar ever since. This was 19 years ago. These pictures have nothing to do with the story, but I’m posting them because I look cute and this is Instagram after all. Sam is kind. Sam is smart. Sam is talented. He’s generous, he’s strong, he’s peacemaking, and my god is he funny, I mean, have you SEEN his dance videos? (Not to mention all the other videos he’s made his whole career.) He’s passionate, he’s sexy, he’s dedicated, he’s a great listener and pretty good sous chef. And you wanna know what else? He’s a freaking nerd who’s great at video games and undefeated at Type Racer, and he does this really bad impression of Durnald Trurmph that makes me laugh so hard, I swear, it feels like medicine. And in the 19 years we’ve been in love, he’s never ONCE taught me any of his magic tricks despite all my asking, and goddamnit I respect it. If you’re still reading, then yes, you guessed it: today is @samreich birthday. Please do me favor and Shower him with love. Make it rain for this man. He deserves it. Happy birthday, my love. I know you’re trying to do a no-sugar thing, but there’s gonna be so much pie and cake and other nonsense when you get home.

1K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : My first impression of Sam? The first time I met him was the weekend we moved into the dorms at Boston U. We were all little more than horny teenagers unpacking our suitcases, when a fight broke out between three boys. It was the first night everyone had moved in, and what started as a playful fight quickly escalated into something real. It was clear someone was getting hurt, but everyone, including me, stood around and watched, going, “omg what do we do we’re teeeenagers.” Then out of nowhere, pimple-faced Sam pushed his way into the room. He held up his arms and said, “Unacceptable!” in a booming voice like some kind of level-headed dad. The fight immediately ended and no one was seriously injured, and I remember being so impressed with that Sam guy. He didn’t go looking for a teacher, he didn’t seek approval from his peers. He just Did the Right Thing. Anyway, that put him on my radar, and he’s been on my radar ever since. This was 19 years ago. These pictures have nothing to do with the story, but I’m posting them because I look cute and this is Instagram after all. Sam is kind. Sam is smart. Sam is talented. He’s generous, he’s strong, he’s peacemaking, and my god is he funny, I mean, have you SEEN his dance videos? (Not to mention all the other videos he’s made his whole career.) He’s passionate, he’s sexy, he’s dedicated, he’s a great listener and pretty good sous chef. And you wanna know what else? He’s a freaking nerd who’s great at video games and undefeated at Type Racer, and he does this really bad impression of Durnald Trurmph that makes me laugh so hard, I swear, it feels like medicine. And in the 19 years we’ve been in love, he’s never ONCE taught me any of his magic tricks despite all my asking, and goddamnit I respect it. If you’re still reading, then yes, you guessed it: today is @samreich birthday. Please do me favor and Shower him with love. Make it rain for this man. He deserves it. Happy birthday, my love. I know you’re trying to do a no-sugar thing, but there’s gonna be so much pie and cake and other nonsense when you get home.
Likes : 1002Elaine Carroll - 1K Likes - My first impression of Sam? The first time I met him was the weekend we moved into the dorms at Boston U. We were all little more than horny teenagers unpacking our suitcases, when a fight broke out between three boys. It was the first night everyone had moved in, and what started as a playful fight quickly escalated into something real. It was clear someone was getting hurt, but everyone, including me, stood around and watched, going, “omg what do we do we’re teeeenagers.” Then out of nowhere, pimple-faced Sam pushed his way into the room. He held up his arms and said, “Unacceptable!” in a booming voice like some kind of level-headed dad. The fight immediately ended and no one was seriously injured, and I remember being so impressed with that Sam guy. He didn’t go looking for a teacher, he didn’t seek approval from his peers. He just Did the Right Thing. Anyway, that put him on my radar, and he’s been on my radar ever since. This was 19 years ago. These pictures have nothing to do with the story, but I’m posting them because I look cute and this is Instagram after all. Sam is kind. Sam is smart. Sam is talented. He’s generous, he’s strong, he’s peacemaking, and my god is he funny, I mean, have you SEEN his dance videos? (Not to mention all the other videos he’s made his whole career.) He’s passionate, he’s sexy, he’s dedicated, he’s a great listener and pretty good sous chef. And you wanna know what else? He’s a freaking nerd who’s great at video games and undefeated at Type Racer, and he does this really bad impression of Durnald Trurmph that makes me laugh so hard, I swear, it feels like medicine. And in the 19 years we’ve been in love, he’s never ONCE taught me any of his magic tricks despite all my asking, and goddamnit I respect it. If you’re still reading, then yes, you guessed it: today is @samreich birthday. Please do me favor and Shower him with love. Make it rain for this man. He deserves it. Happy birthday, my love. I know you’re trying to do a no-sugar thing, but there’s gonna be so much pie and cake and other nonsense when you get home.

1K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : My first impression of Sam? The first time I met him was the weekend we moved into the dorms at Boston U. We were all little more than horny teenagers unpacking our suitcases, when a fight broke out between three boys. It was the first night everyone had moved in, and what started as a playful fight quickly escalated into something real. It was clear someone was getting hurt, but everyone, including me, stood around and watched, going, “omg what do we do we’re teeeenagers.” Then out of nowhere, pimple-faced Sam pushed his way into the room. He held up his arms and said, “Unacceptable!” in a booming voice like some kind of level-headed dad. The fight immediately ended and no one was seriously injured, and I remember being so impressed with that Sam guy. He didn’t go looking for a teacher, he didn’t seek approval from his peers. He just Did the Right Thing. Anyway, that put him on my radar, and he’s been on my radar ever since. This was 19 years ago. These pictures have nothing to do with the story, but I’m posting them because I look cute and this is Instagram after all. Sam is kind. Sam is smart. Sam is talented. He’s generous, he’s strong, he’s peacemaking, and my god is he funny, I mean, have you SEEN his dance videos? (Not to mention all the other videos he’s made his whole career.) He’s passionate, he’s sexy, he’s dedicated, he’s a great listener and pretty good sous chef. And you wanna know what else? He’s a freaking nerd who’s great at video games and undefeated at Type Racer, and he does this really bad impression of Durnald Trurmph that makes me laugh so hard, I swear, it feels like medicine. And in the 19 years we’ve been in love, he’s never ONCE taught me any of his magic tricks despite all my asking, and goddamnit I respect it. If you’re still reading, then yes, you guessed it: today is @samreich birthday. Please do me favor and Shower him with love. Make it rain for this man. He deserves it. Happy birthday, my love. I know you’re trying to do a no-sugar thing, but there’s gonna be so much pie and cake and other nonsense when you get home.
Likes : 1002Elaine Carroll - 1K Likes - more 🎤 on not having kids . #standup #comedy #funny #parenting #children #childfree #airport

1K Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : more 🎤 on not having kids . #standup #comedy #funny #parenting #children #childfree #airport
Likes : 979Elaine Carroll - 882 Likes - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason

882 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Likes : 882Elaine Carroll - 882 Likes - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason

882 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Likes : 882Elaine Carroll - 882 Likes - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason

882 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Likes : 882Elaine Carroll - 882 Likes - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason

882 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Likes : 882Elaine Carroll - 882 Likes - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason

882 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Likes : 882Elaine Carroll - 882 Likes - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason

882 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Likes : 882Elaine Carroll - 882 Likes - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason

882 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Likes : 882Elaine Carroll - 882 Likes - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason

882 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Likes : 882Elaine Carroll - 882 Likes - Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason

882 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Today is my birthday, and I can’t imagine a better gift than having spent the last month making #remotemovie with such kind, talented, legendary people while also laughing my butt off. It was the most fun I’ve had in years — so much so that I had to reinstall this app and tell everyone. This town can make you feel like a small fish in a (toxic) pond, but this project made me feel like the world’s luckiest lobster. 🦞 #sixmoviesandaseason
Likes : 882Elaine Carroll - 879 Likes - And the Pulitzer Prize in journalism goes to...

879 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : And the Pulitzer Prize in journalism goes to…
Likes : 879Elaine Carroll - 811 Likes - 🎤 on the TSA . #standup #comedy #funny #airports #tsa #security #medievaltimes

811 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : 🎤 on the TSA . #standup #comedy #funny #airports #tsa #security #medievaltimes
Likes : 811Elaine Carroll - 761 Likes - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads

761 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Likes : 761Elaine Carroll - 761 Likes - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads

761 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Likes : 761Elaine Carroll - 761 Likes - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads

761 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Likes : 761Elaine Carroll - 761 Likes - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads

761 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Likes : 761Elaine Carroll - 761 Likes - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads

761 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Likes : 761Elaine Carroll - 761 Likes - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads

761 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Likes : 761Elaine Carroll - 761 Likes - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads

761 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Likes : 761Elaine Carroll - 761 Likes - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads

761 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Likes : 761Elaine Carroll - 761 Likes - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads

761 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Likes : 761Elaine Carroll - 761 Likes - Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads

761 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Took a trip to Japan w some sillyheads
Likes : 761Elaine Carroll - 582 Likes - Hello from me and my disembodied hand ... ... ... 📷 by the incredible @mellylee_ 💄 by the incredible @beautystylelist

582 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Hello from me and my disembodied hand … … … 📷 by the incredible @mellylee_ 💄 by the incredible @beautystylelist
Likes : 582Elaine Carroll - 552 Likes - February 2020, the last time my hair looked good 📸 by @destroyinstagram 💄 by @seanabrehgorlick

552 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : February 2020, the last time my hair looked good 📸 by @destroyinstagram 💄 by @seanabrehgorlick
Likes : 552Elaine Carroll - 501 Likes - a good one of me and my comedy mom

501 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : a good one of me and my comedy mom
Likes : 501Elaine Carroll - 483 Likes - Only five days left until our last Laughing Stock show of the season before our grand UK tour! Don’t miss this one! Tix link in bio! And be sure to follow us @laughingstock_la for more updates on the tour.

483 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Only five days left until our last Laughing Stock show of the season before our grand UK tour! Don’t miss this one! Tix link in bio! And be sure to follow us @laughingstock_la for more updates on the tour.
Likes : 483Elaine Carroll - 478 Likes - Got to play a newscaster with the man of my dreams

478 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Got to play a newscaster with the man of my dreams
Likes : 478Elaine Carroll - 478 Likes - Got to play a newscaster with the man of my dreams

478 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Got to play a newscaster with the man of my dreams
Likes : 478Elaine Carroll - 453 Likes - Truest form

453 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Truest form
Likes : 453Elaine Carroll - 449 Likes - me juggling my anxieties

449 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : me juggling my anxieties
Likes : 449Elaine Carroll - 445 Likes - an artist at work

445 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : an artist at work
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442 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

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Likes : 442Elaine Carroll - 431 Likes - 📸 @vonswank 💄@edwinmonzon

431 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : 📸 @vonswank 💄@edwinmonzon
Likes : 431Elaine Carroll - 431 Likes - Yeah girl button that shirt alllll the way up #oldheadshotday

431 Likes – Elaine Carroll Instagram

Caption : Yeah girl button that shirt alllll the way up #oldheadshotday
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