Actress Photos Actress Melissa Rauch HD Photos and Wallpapers September 2020 By GethuCinema Admin September 23, 2020 Related Posts Actress Melissa Rauch HD Photos and Wallpapers May 2024 Actress Melissa Rauch HD Photos and Wallpapers March 2024 Actress Melissa Rauch HD Photos and Wallpapers March 2024 Actress Melissa Rauch HD Photos and Wallpapers February 2024 Actress Melissa Rauch HD Photos and Wallpapers July 2023 Actress Melissa Rauch HD Photos and Wallpapers June 2023 Share This Post FacebookTwitterPinterestWhatsAppReddItTelegram I am incredibly thankful and overjoyed to announce the birth of our son, Brooks Rauch, who we just welcomed into the world and directly into our hearts. His arrival was made possible, in no small part, by the front line heroes – the nurses and doctors who show up each day to make sure that life keeps marching forward, regardless of the circumstances. Words can’t describe how grateful I am to have this baby boy join our family, but to say that it is a surreal time to be bringing life into the world is an understatement. Given that, I wanted to share some thoughts with other expectant mothers or “Pandemamamas” – as I like to call us – who are navigating these uncharted waters. Please go to the link in my bio to check out the essay I wrote on the subject for Glamour. As I’ve previously shared, I am no stranger to loss on the road to motherhood – so to those dealing with infertility or grieving a loss, please know you are in my heart and I’m sending you so much love. ♥️ “Is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz?” I told myself I wasn’t going to waste time taking multiple pics when taking a selfie for IG, so here you go….my first and only pic. Nailed it. Had a bunch of lemons from a tree in my yard so decided to make some LEMON COOKIES! Here’s the recipe (they happen to be #GlutenFree and #Vegan (unless you decide to top them with spaghetti and meatballs in which case they would be #neither…your call)! Ingredients: 2 cups almond flour 1 cup oat flour 1/4 cup coconut sugar 1 tsp baking powder pinch of salt (if you have a big pincher take it easy) Zest of two lemons 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice (May I recommend you use the juice from the lemons you zested so that you’re not wasting lemons. Plus, I find the lemons look sad and angry after they’ve been zested, so I feel like juicing them afterward gives them a sense of purpose and makes them calm down) 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 2 tablespoons maple syrup 1 tablespoon coconut oil (melted) Mix dry ingredients, then when they get sick of each other and want to liven things up, add the wet ingredients. They’ll welcome the change of texture. Am I aware that I keep anthropomorphizing food? Yes, and get off my junk before I send a zested lemon to teach you a lesson. Mix it all together until it forms a big ball of sticky dough. Put in the fridge for about an hour. Not going to tell you what to do with that hour other than preheat the oven at some point to 350 and spend some time thinking about how you judged me a couple sentences back. After an hour, use a cookie scoop or a tablespoon and place dough on a baking sheet. Bake for about 10-15-ish minutes. You’re going to have to do you here because I forgot to time it exactly. Take them out and enjoy. Unless you don’t enjoy lemon, in which case you will absolutely hate themm! *I realize I have an extra “m” in “them” – but I also told myself I won’t waste time fixing typos, so it’s staying as is. I told myself I wasn’t going to waste time taking multiple pics when taking a selfie for IG, so here you go….my first and only pic. Nailed it. Had a bunch of lemons from a tree in my yard so decided to make some LEMON COOKIES! Here’s the recipe (they happen to be #GlutenFree and #Vegan (unless you decide to top them with spaghetti and meatballs in which case they would be #neither…your call)! Ingredients: 2 cups almond flour 1 cup oat flour 1/4 cup coconut sugar 1 tsp baking powder pinch of salt (if you have a big pincher take it easy) Zest of two lemons 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice (May I recommend you use the juice from the lemons you zested so that you’re not wasting lemons. Plus, I find the lemons look sad and angry after they’ve been zested, so I feel like juicing them afterward gives them a sense of purpose and makes them calm down) 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 2 tablespoons maple syrup 1 tablespoon coconut oil (melted) Mix dry ingredients, then when they get sick of each other and want to liven things up, add the wet ingredients. They’ll welcome the change of texture. Am I aware that I keep anthropomorphizing food? Yes, and get off my junk before I send a zested lemon to teach you a lesson. Mix it all together until it forms a big ball of sticky dough. Put in the fridge for about an hour. Not going to tell you what to do with that hour other than preheat the oven at some point to 350 and spend some time thinking about how you judged me a couple sentences back. After an hour, use a cookie scoop or a tablespoon and place dough on a baking sheet. Bake for about 10-15-ish minutes. You’re going to have to do you here because I forgot to time it exactly. Take them out and enjoy. Unless you don’t enjoy lemon, in which case you will absolutely hate themm! *I realize I have an extra “m” in “them” – but I also told myself I won’t waste time fixing typos, so it’s staying as is. I wish you all a day where you feel as good as I did proudly wearing a purple satin skort. Also, please note for future reference: When wearing a purple satin skort the only way to properly position one’s hand is resting firmly under one’s chin. #TBF Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving! Here’s the recipe for the Persimmon Cake with Cream Cheese Glaze I f’ed up on my stories: – 3 Large ripe Persimmons (Hachiya not Fuyu – I’m not cursing you off I’m just telling you which works better. If I’m just eating a persimmon I prefer the fuyu & the hachiya’s can go suck it. I know I’m gonna get hit hard from die hard hachiya fans, but I’m using the hachiyas in this recipe so maybe rethink calling me a jerk & just leave a nice 👍 or 💗) – 2 cups Oat flour & 1/2 c almond flour – 1/2 tsp baking soda – 1 tsp baking powder – 1/2 cup coconut sugar – 1 tsp cinnamon, 1/4 tsp cloves, 1/4 tsp nutmeg, pinch of ginger – 1 tablespoon vanilla – 3 eggs – 1/3 cup coconut oil Glaze: – container cream cheese (use dairy free if you wanna) – juice of 1/2 lemon – 1/4 cup coconut sugar – 1 tsp tapioca flour Preheat oven to 325. Peel the persimmons. Take out any seeds. I really debated on whether to tell you to take out seeds as it’s pretty self explanatory, but I was worried one of you would accidentally ingest a seed & I just can’t handle taking on your shi%$# so I’m telling you to TAKE OUT ANY SEEDS. Put persimmon pulp in a food processor until pureed (*note: a food processor is not a word processor that you throw food on. Again, for the one person who would glob pulp on their keyboard, then blame me for ruining their computer.) Mix persimmon puree w/above ingredients until you have a cake batter. Grease bundt cake pan or any other cake pan you like that doesn’t have an annoying spelling like “bundt.” I don’t think I greased it well enough, so just be better. Pour batter into WELL GREASED pan. Bake for an hour. I wasn’t originally gonna do a glaze, but when my cake fell apart, I needed something to hide my failure. So, glaze: Blend coconut sugar & tapioca flour. Then mix with cream cheese & lemon. After the cake cools, flip it over. Hopefully yours came out better than mine. If it did, I don’t wanna hear it. I’m just not that big of a person. Jackson Pollock that glaze all over the top or if you’re not covering up your inadequacies like I was, you can gently pour it over as you pat yourself on the back for being so damn perfect. When I rock the mic, I rock the mic hardddd…..but not too hard, cause ya know – the equipment is fragile and I would hate to personally have to be on the hook to replace it. Plus said mic doesn’t belong to me and I wouldn’t want to damage other people’s property. Okay, there is no hard rocking of the mic technically…but I do stand near it. New York City or Fake New York City? 🍎 LOVED talking with @imlindork and @mrdrewscott on their podcast At Home With Linda and Drew (recorded before we were all staying at our respective homes). Give it a listen! #AtHomePodcast @athome LOVED talking with @imlindork and @mrdrewscott on their podcast At Home With Linda and Drew (recorded before we were all staying at our respective homes). Give it a listen! #AtHomePodcast @athome Got my red nose on for #RedNoseDay – a campaign that raises money to end child poverty in America. Get your own red nose filter by going to bit.ly/DonateRedNoseDay and making a donation if you’re able to…such a fun way to get kids involved in this great cause. So happy to be working with @Walgreens to help keep kids healthy, safe and educated in this time of need. #NosesOn In 1989 I set my DeLorean for 2020…and it took a second, but here we are! Wishing you all a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆 Hearts keep making surprise appearances…makes me think of all the beautiful hearts amongst us that I am so grateful for. Those who are sacrificing so much on all of our behalves…the healthcare professionals, doctors, nurses, paramedics, drivers, janitorial/sanitation staff, grocery, pharmacy, delivery & post office workers. Thank you for all you are doing. You are true heroes. To those who are able to #stayhome please please please do so. Sending so much love to everyone…from my heart to yours. ♥️ So proud to be a #fabfitfunpartner as @fabfitfun supports a different charity each season! This winter, #fabfitfun is partnering with @WomensAlzMovement which brings awareness to the importance of brain health & women focused Alzheimer’s research. They are also dedicated to supporting female entrepreneurs…a lot of the products in each box are from female-founded companies! And love me some cozy, winter goodies and this awesome box is filled with them! I will be wearing those slippers starting today and for the rest of the holiday season. If you want to sign up and start receiving these awesome seasonal boxes, go to www.fabfitfun.com and use my code RAUCH for $10 off your first box! What’s your favorite product from the fall box? Let me know in the comments below! #selfcare #treatyourself #selfcarefirst #selflove #womensupportingwomen Sunday Pancakes *That Don’t Make You Feel Like You Need a Nap After: 1 cup Amaranth flour (or oat flour, quinoa flour, or any other flour you got a thing for) 1 cup Almond Flour 2 eggs beaten 1 Mashed Banana 1/2 cup unsweetened apple sauce or feel free to use sweetened if you want to be oppositional 1 tsp Vanilla extract or powder 2 tbsp. coconut oil 1/2 cup almond milk (or coconut milk, oat milk, milk-milk, pea milk, broccoli milk…okay, broccoli milk doesn’t exist…YET. No one ever heard of pea milk 10 years ago…so maybe I’m just ahead of my f’in time, Suckas!) I’ve also thrown some leftover sweet potatoes in if I have them on hand, but I’m not going to go out of my way to roast a root vegetable on a Sunday morning if I don’t already have them made. And when I say I have “thrown” it in, I don’t mean I just threw a whole g-damn yam in there, I mashed it up first! Ug! Now that that’s clarified, mix everything together. Get out a skillet (or a frying pan, but saying “skillet” makes me feel like this is the olden days where I feel my true self really belongs). Or if you have a griddle, use that. And good for you on the griddle. You’re living your best life. Put some grease on griddle/skillet. I like to use ghee because I think it makes my house smell like sugar cookies. Yes, I could just buy a sugar cookie scented candle and I just might okay?! But right now, I’m gheeing my skillet, so HOLD ON!! You can also use oil, regular butter or some sort of cooking spray. Turn on the stove to medium heat or high heat if you’re impatient and don’t mind a rush job that may result in a burned pancake that isn’t fully cooked on the inside. Your! Choice! Pour the batter in skillet per whatever size pancake makes you happy. Flip em when ready to be flipped. Or do it too soon like I usually do and end up with a glob of half cooked batter. Put them on a plate when ready. Top them with your topping of choice. I like blueberries, but you don’t need to copy me all the time. Be your own person for heavens sake…you are the best you there is! Unless you believe in cloning-in which case, you may be a mediocre you or the worst you. Hard to know. Enjoy! #glutenfreerecipes #pancakes “Working in health care is so rewarding. It makes me feel so happy when I know I’ve made a difference in someone else’s life.” ~ Breonna Taylor, who would’ve turned 27 today. She worked as an EMT at two hospitals and had dreams of becoming a nurse before her life was taken from this world. The officers who murdered her in her sleep still walk free. Please see link in my bio for actions we can take to bring #justiceforbreonnataylor #birthdayforbreonna #sayhername #blacklivesmatter Artwork: @shirien.creates Please read the above and please help. Link in my bio to take action. Thank you for posting @therealhannahsimone ♥️ #Repost @iamhaizehawkerosen Please read the above and please help. Link in my bio to take action. Thank you for posting @therealhannahsimone ♥️ #Repost @iamhaizehawkerosen ♥️ Links in stories for ways to help #Repost @cleowade with @get_repost ・・・ This movement is going to be tough and long and hard. It will challenge the way you look at yourself and the way you look at your country. Stay on the line. All I ask is that you stay on the line. I love you. Today on #NationalVoterRegistrationDay, text VOTER to 26797 to make sure you are registered to vote and to receive all important election information. If you are already registered, text VOTER to 26797 to find out if you are eligible to vote early or to vote by mail and request your mail-in ballot. #iamavoter Check out this trailer for SARIA ~ an incredibly powerful and brilliantly done short film written & directed by #BryanBuckley & produced by @moviematt007 that was just nominated for an Oscar. This film exposes the horrific conditions at a Guatemalan orphanage where a fire claimed 41 girls’ lives in 2017 and was made in an effort to help bring justice to the victims and survivors. Please go to Sariafilm.com for more information. TagsMelissa Rauch Previous articleActor Scott Disick HD Photos and Wallpapers September 2020Next articleActress Sivaangi Krishnakumar HD Photos and Wallpapers September 2020