It’s hard to believe that this year marks the 20TH ANNIVERSARY of Big Brother 2003 – a year my life changed forever. Out of all the housemates the one I am asked most about is Dan McInnes and I was so happy to see him today and am happier to report that nothing has changed at all. Not one little bit. To all of you who enjoyed watching us develop a truly magical friendship all those years ago, here we are again. 😍🤗 @mcinnes6697
It’s hard to believe that this year marks the 20TH ANNIVERSARY of Big Brother 2003 – a year my life changed forever. Out of all the housemates the one I am asked most about is Dan McInnes and I was so happy to see him today and am happier to report that nothing has changed at all. Not one little bit. To all of you who enjoyed watching us develop a truly magical friendship all those years ago, here we are again. 😍🤗 @mcinnes6697
It’s hard to believe that this year marks the 20TH ANNIVERSARY of Big Brother 2003 – a year my life changed forever. Out of all the housemates the one I am asked most about is Dan McInnes and I was so happy to see him today and am happier to report that nothing has changed at all. Not one little bit. To all of you who enjoyed watching us develop a truly magical friendship all those years ago, here we are again. 😍🤗 @mcinnes6697
Last night was fun 😍🙏
So great to be in the orbit of these chumps again ❤️
Work wife: a tribute. Ms Polly Goodchild has been my friend for over a decade at two different radio stations. And happens to have one of the best names in existence – fitting as she is also one of the best *people* in existence. She is a FORCE as a friend and as a colleague – there is no one you’d want more in your corner in either arena. Poll, I know you were the first person I inaugurated into the Bum Bag Lifestyle and I hope we share myriad life changing moments over the next few decades. I’ll miss you at work (your new workmates are so lucky to have you!) but prepare to be stalked/harassed. ❤️❤️
@pollygoodchild
Work wife: a tribute. Ms Polly Goodchild has been my friend for over a decade at two different radio stations. And happens to have one of the best names in existence – fitting as she is also one of the best *people* in existence. She is a FORCE as a friend and as a colleague – there is no one you’d want more in your corner in either arena. Poll, I know you were the first person I inaugurated into the Bum Bag Lifestyle and I hope we share myriad life changing moments over the next few decades. I’ll miss you at work (your new workmates are so lucky to have you!) but prepare to be stalked/harassed. ❤️❤️
@pollygoodchild
Work wife: a tribute. Ms Polly Goodchild has been my friend for over a decade at two different radio stations. And happens to have one of the best names in existence – fitting as she is also one of the best *people* in existence. She is a FORCE as a friend and as a colleague – there is no one you’d want more in your corner in either arena. Poll, I know you were the first person I inaugurated into the Bum Bag Lifestyle and I hope we share myriad life changing moments over the next few decades. I’ll miss you at work (your new workmates are so lucky to have you!) but prepare to be stalked/harassed. ❤️❤️
@pollygoodchild
Work wife: a tribute. Ms Polly Goodchild has been my friend for over a decade at two different radio stations. And happens to have one of the best names in existence – fitting as she is also one of the best *people* in existence. She is a FORCE as a friend and as a colleague – there is no one you’d want more in your corner in either arena. Poll, I know you were the first person I inaugurated into the Bum Bag Lifestyle and I hope we share myriad life changing moments over the next few decades. I’ll miss you at work (your new workmates are so lucky to have you!) but prepare to be stalked/harassed. ❤️❤️
@pollygoodchild
Went apple picking again. Picked apples. May have eaten a few right there straight off the tree like a GANGSTER. Was lovely 🍎 ❤️ @paynesorchards
Went apple picking again. Picked apples. May have eaten a few right there straight off the tree like a GANGSTER. Was lovely 🍎 ❤️ @paynesorchards
Guys! It’s a big day. I’m officially recruiting all listeners of the @thechrissieswanshow to the BUM BAG LIFESTYLE! The official Chrissie Swan Show Bumbags arrived today. There aren’t many BUT you can win one by listening to the show and getting on air to play Chrissie’s Quizzie – it’s an easy general knowledge/topical quiz – straight after 3pm. Get on it! 🍑 💼 (tee – @remosince1988 / jeans – @witcheryfashion )
Guys! It’s a big day. I’m officially recruiting all listeners of the @thechrissieswanshow to the BUM BAG LIFESTYLE! The official Chrissie Swan Show Bumbags arrived today. There aren’t many BUT you can win one by listening to the show and getting on air to play Chrissie’s Quizzie – it’s an easy general knowledge/topical quiz – straight after 3pm. Get on it! 🍑 💼 (tee – @remosince1988 / jeans – @witcheryfashion )
At the behest of @s.j.talbot and many, many others… behold my Banoffee Pie recipe!
What you’ll need:
1 packet McVitties Digestive biscuits.
100grams melted butter
1 tin condensed milk.
3 bananas
400ml cream, whipped with 2 tablespoons of caster sugar and slurp of vanilla extract. Makes it taste like vanilla icecream 🤤
Dark chocolate (not much – just to grate on the top)
HERE’S WHAT TO DO:
Make the Dulce de leche. (You can buy a pre-made product called Caramel Top n Fill but I don’t like it anywhere near as much as the one I make below – reasonable shortcut though)
Take label off a tin of condensed milk and place it in a saucepan full of water (leave the tin sealed). Make sure there’s a few centimetres of water above the top of the can (and I do about 5 at a time because this part takes the longest! They store in the fridge (sealed) forever and it means you can get a Banoffee on the table within minutes)
Bring water to the boil then turn it down to a simmer, lid on, about 4-5 hours checking the water hasn’t evaporated. After that time I just leave it in the water to cool down (it takes hours). When it’s cool enough to open you have the most delicious caramel ever!
BISCUIT BASE:
Blitz the biccies then stir in the melted butter. Push into a greased pie dish or square quiche tin – whatever you like – and bake for just 5 minutes on about 180. Whack into the fridge for a few hours until properly cold.
ASSEMBLE!
Spread your caramel onto the biccie base, arrange sliced bananas, top with whipped cream. Use a micro plane to grate some chocolate on top!
Scoff.
❤️ 🍌 🥧
At the behest of @s.j.talbot and many, many others… behold my Banoffee Pie recipe!
What you’ll need:
1 packet McVitties Digestive biscuits.
100grams melted butter
1 tin condensed milk.
3 bananas
400ml cream, whipped with 2 tablespoons of caster sugar and slurp of vanilla extract. Makes it taste like vanilla icecream 🤤
Dark chocolate (not much – just to grate on the top)
HERE’S WHAT TO DO:
Make the Dulce de leche. (You can buy a pre-made product called Caramel Top n Fill but I don’t like it anywhere near as much as the one I make below – reasonable shortcut though)
Take label off a tin of condensed milk and place it in a saucepan full of water (leave the tin sealed). Make sure there’s a few centimetres of water above the top of the can (and I do about 5 at a time because this part takes the longest! They store in the fridge (sealed) forever and it means you can get a Banoffee on the table within minutes)
Bring water to the boil then turn it down to a simmer, lid on, about 4-5 hours checking the water hasn’t evaporated. After that time I just leave it in the water to cool down (it takes hours). When it’s cool enough to open you have the most delicious caramel ever!
BISCUIT BASE:
Blitz the biccies then stir in the melted butter. Push into a greased pie dish or square quiche tin – whatever you like – and bake for just 5 minutes on about 180. Whack into the fridge for a few hours until properly cold.
ASSEMBLE!
Spread your caramel onto the biccie base, arrange sliced bananas, top with whipped cream. Use a micro plane to grate some chocolate on top!
Scoff.
❤️ 🍌 🥧
This is probably a very boring recipe BUT it’s tasty AF and goes under the category of FYKME (Food Your Kids Might Eat). Just a good way to get some veges in because a pile of steamed zucchini on a plate doesn’t cut it at my place and never has.
I did a big one here but you can halve the recipe. Freezes well. Can eat on its own or stirred through pasta. It has a kind of lasagne vibe but it’s 100% just veg.
5 zucchinis (chopped)
2 brown onions (diced)
Heaps of garlic
8 tomatoes (chopped)
Oregano.
Cheese
8 tablespoons tomato paste.
Pan fry zucchini on its own in a very hot pan so it gets brown and lovely.
Add in onion and garlic and fry off.
Throw in tomatoes and tomato paste and cook together until done. Salt and pepper.
Transfer to a baking dish.
Sprinkle with cheese.
Bake for maybe 20 minutes until hot and cheese has melted.
Scoff!
This is probably a very boring recipe BUT it’s tasty AF and goes under the category of FYKME (Food Your Kids Might Eat). Just a good way to get some veges in because a pile of steamed zucchini on a plate doesn’t cut it at my place and never has.
I did a big one here but you can halve the recipe. Freezes well. Can eat on its own or stirred through pasta. It has a kind of lasagne vibe but it’s 100% just veg.
5 zucchinis (chopped)
2 brown onions (diced)
Heaps of garlic
8 tomatoes (chopped)
Oregano.
Cheese
8 tablespoons tomato paste.
Pan fry zucchini on its own in a very hot pan so it gets brown and lovely.
Add in onion and garlic and fry off.
Throw in tomatoes and tomato paste and cook together until done. Salt and pepper.
Transfer to a baking dish.
Sprinkle with cheese.
Bake for maybe 20 minutes until hot and cheese has melted.
Scoff!
This is probably a very boring recipe BUT it’s tasty AF and goes under the category of FYKME (Food Your Kids Might Eat). Just a good way to get some veges in because a pile of steamed zucchini on a plate doesn’t cut it at my place and never has.
I did a big one here but you can halve the recipe. Freezes well. Can eat on its own or stirred through pasta. It has a kind of lasagne vibe but it’s 100% just veg.
5 zucchinis (chopped)
2 brown onions (diced)
Heaps of garlic
8 tomatoes (chopped)
Oregano.
Cheese
8 tablespoons tomato paste.
Pan fry zucchini on its own in a very hot pan so it gets brown and lovely.
Add in onion and garlic and fry off.
Throw in tomatoes and tomato paste and cook together until done. Salt and pepper.
Transfer to a baking dish.
Sprinkle with cheese.
Bake for maybe 20 minutes until hot and cheese has melted.
Scoff!
This is probably a very boring recipe BUT it’s tasty AF and goes under the category of FYKME (Food Your Kids Might Eat). Just a good way to get some veges in because a pile of steamed zucchini on a plate doesn’t cut it at my place and never has.
I did a big one here but you can halve the recipe. Freezes well. Can eat on its own or stirred through pasta. It has a kind of lasagne vibe but it’s 100% just veg.
5 zucchinis (chopped)
2 brown onions (diced)
Heaps of garlic
8 tomatoes (chopped)
Oregano.
Cheese
8 tablespoons tomato paste.
Pan fry zucchini on its own in a very hot pan so it gets brown and lovely.
Add in onion and garlic and fry off.
Throw in tomatoes and tomato paste and cook together until done. Salt and pepper.
Transfer to a baking dish.
Sprinkle with cheese.
Bake for maybe 20 minutes until hot and cheese has melted.
Scoff!
What a treat to see these two wonderful people – who I love deeply – today on @thechrissieswanshow – I laughed so hard at one point in their show Moby Dick that my body got confused and started weeping. Don’t miss them at this year’s @melbcomedyfestival – they’re amazing. 😍 @lanowoodley
Get ready with us, for the #WILTYau finale 9.00 tonight on 10 and 10 Play.
Join me and these for gorgeous peeps for some hijinks tonight on Ten!
@charliepick
@tanhennessy
@brodenkellyismyname
@_juliegoodwin
@lloydlangford1
@wiltyau
Tonight! After I’m A Celeb on Ten – catch this raggle taggle group of vagabonds on @wiltyau 🤗😍😉
An absolute @taylorswift dream come true. Me and @georgie_tunny tried to ascertain who in fact was the ULTIMATE SWIFTIE but in the end, it was a draw and we just enjoyed the hell out of it. Enjoy the fierce competition 😍🥰 @thechrissieswanshow @jackcharles
Get ready with us, for tonight’s episode of #WILTYau 🙌 9.00 tonight on 10 and 10 Play.
