Sandoval did Ariana Madix so wrong but I did her so right in last night’s epic live reading of the infamous season finale of Vanderpump Rules for Andy Cohen’s Radio Andy. We had a damn blast recreating this emotional rollercoaster of an episode and what a wildly talented cast including Cheyenne Jackson who was just so crazy good as Tom Sandoval. As always @bravoandy, thank you for having me, you always know how to get the best people together in the room.
Ariana: these revenge tits are for you. 💛💛
The Vanderpump Live Reading airs on Jan 26 at 10am ET on sirius XM’s @radioandyinsta
Thank you @noamgalai for capturing these moments!
Sandoval did Ariana Madix so wrong but I did her so right in last night’s epic live reading of the infamous season finale of Vanderpump Rules for Andy Cohen’s Radio Andy. We had a damn blast recreating this emotional rollercoaster of an episode and what a wildly talented cast including Cheyenne Jackson who was just so crazy good as Tom Sandoval. As always @bravoandy, thank you for having me, you always know how to get the best people together in the room.
Ariana: these revenge tits are for you. 💛💛
The Vanderpump Live Reading airs on Jan 26 at 10am ET on sirius XM’s @radioandyinsta
Thank you @noamgalai for capturing these moments!
Sandoval did Ariana Madix so wrong but I did her so right in last night’s epic live reading of the infamous season finale of Vanderpump Rules for Andy Cohen’s Radio Andy. We had a damn blast recreating this emotional rollercoaster of an episode and what a wildly talented cast including Cheyenne Jackson who was just so crazy good as Tom Sandoval. As always @bravoandy, thank you for having me, you always know how to get the best people together in the room.
Ariana: these revenge tits are for you. 💛💛
The Vanderpump Live Reading airs on Jan 26 at 10am ET on sirius XM’s @radioandyinsta
Thank you @noamgalai for capturing these moments!
Sandoval did Ariana Madix so wrong but I did her so right in last night’s epic live reading of the infamous season finale of Vanderpump Rules for Andy Cohen’s Radio Andy. We had a damn blast recreating this emotional rollercoaster of an episode and what a wildly talented cast including Cheyenne Jackson who was just so crazy good as Tom Sandoval. As always @bravoandy, thank you for having me, you always know how to get the best people together in the room.
Ariana: these revenge tits are for you. 💛💛
The Vanderpump Live Reading airs on Jan 26 at 10am ET on sirius XM’s @radioandyinsta
Thank you @noamgalai for capturing these moments!
Sandoval did Ariana Madix so wrong but I did her so right in last night’s epic live reading of the infamous season finale of Vanderpump Rules for Andy Cohen’s Radio Andy. We had a damn blast recreating this emotional rollercoaster of an episode and what a wildly talented cast including Cheyenne Jackson who was just so crazy good as Tom Sandoval. As always @bravoandy, thank you for having me, you always know how to get the best people together in the room.
Ariana: these revenge tits are for you. 💛💛
The Vanderpump Live Reading airs on Jan 26 at 10am ET on sirius XM’s @radioandyinsta
Thank you @noamgalai for capturing these moments!
Sandoval did Ariana Madix so wrong but I did her so right in last night’s epic live reading of the infamous season finale of Vanderpump Rules for Andy Cohen’s Radio Andy. We had a damn blast recreating this emotional rollercoaster of an episode and what a wildly talented cast including Cheyenne Jackson who was just so crazy good as Tom Sandoval. As always @bravoandy, thank you for having me, you always know how to get the best people together in the room.
Ariana: these revenge tits are for you. 💛💛
The Vanderpump Live Reading airs on Jan 26 at 10am ET on sirius XM’s @radioandyinsta
Thank you @noamgalai for capturing these moments!
Sandoval did Ariana Madix so wrong but I did her so right in last night’s epic live reading of the infamous season finale of Vanderpump Rules for Andy Cohen’s Radio Andy. We had a damn blast recreating this emotional rollercoaster of an episode and what a wildly talented cast including Cheyenne Jackson who was just so crazy good as Tom Sandoval. As always @bravoandy, thank you for having me, you always know how to get the best people together in the room.
Ariana: these revenge tits are for you. 💛💛
The Vanderpump Live Reading airs on Jan 26 at 10am ET on sirius XM’s @radioandyinsta
Thank you @noamgalai for capturing these moments!
Sandoval did Ariana Madix so wrong but I did her so right in last night’s epic live reading of the infamous season finale of Vanderpump Rules for Andy Cohen’s Radio Andy. We had a damn blast recreating this emotional rollercoaster of an episode and what a wildly talented cast including Cheyenne Jackson who was just so crazy good as Tom Sandoval. As always @bravoandy, thank you for having me, you always know how to get the best people together in the room.
Ariana: these revenge tits are for you. 💛💛
The Vanderpump Live Reading airs on Jan 26 at 10am ET on sirius XM’s @radioandyinsta
Thank you @noamgalai for capturing these moments!
Sandoval did Ariana Madix so wrong but I did her so right in last night’s epic live reading of the infamous season finale of Vanderpump Rules for Andy Cohen’s Radio Andy. We had a damn blast recreating this emotional rollercoaster of an episode and what a wildly talented cast including Cheyenne Jackson who was just so crazy good as Tom Sandoval. As always @bravoandy, thank you for having me, you always know how to get the best people together in the room.
Ariana: these revenge tits are for you. 💛💛
The Vanderpump Live Reading airs on Jan 26 at 10am ET on sirius XM’s @radioandyinsta
Thank you @noamgalai for capturing these moments!
Sandoval did Ariana Madix so wrong but I did her so right in last night’s epic live reading of the infamous season finale of Vanderpump Rules for Andy Cohen’s Radio Andy. We had a damn blast recreating this emotional rollercoaster of an episode and what a wildly talented cast including Cheyenne Jackson who was just so crazy good as Tom Sandoval. As always @bravoandy, thank you for having me, you always know how to get the best people together in the room.
Ariana: these revenge tits are for you. 💛💛
The Vanderpump Live Reading airs on Jan 26 at 10am ET on sirius XM’s @radioandyinsta
Thank you @noamgalai for capturing these moments!
For my acting alma mater’s 60th anniversary, I returned to the set of the iconic soap opera #GeneralHospital to be a part of the anniversary special airing tonight at 10pm ET on ABC. Here’s a peak behind the scenes! To watch the full video and read the essay I wrote on my experience (and on why soaps are a beloved staple of American culture) head to the link in my bio.
Happy 60th to my GH family!
Your forever Emily Quartermaine,
Amber
Happy 89th birthday to a real king: my dad, Russ Tamblyn. Dad, you have survived SO MUCH throughout your life—being friends with Dennis Hopper in the ‘70s, multiple pandemics, me as a teenager, me in general, and so much more. Love you to the stars and back. Re-upping this interview from @CBSSundayMorning because it’s true, you don’t have to prove how cool you are, because you’re the original cool, and don’t we all know it.
#RussTamblyn
Happy holidays, however you celebrate, even if that’s pretending you’re in your own romcom alone in your backyard while getting splinters in your tits from collecting firewood. (Anyone? Just me?)
If you haven’t read our newsletter essay on the audacity of Dermot Mulroney and my love for 90’s romcoms, now is the time. Link in the ‘ol bio for our newsletter.
#SplinterTits
#NewFavoriteBand
#HappyHolidays
My least favorite person and 17th favorite poet is 50 years young today (yesterday, really) and I can’t believe how many poetry tours on motorcycles, arguments in bars, impromptu shows in living rooms, lifeguard towers, and double decker buses we’ve been through together— how many cigarettes we’ve wanted to put out on each other’s faces, how many bottles of bourbon we’ve raced to the bottom of, how many people’s broken hearts we’ve shattered or helped put back together again, how many horrible, honest, holy moments we’ve shared along the way. Twenty years to be exact. (See our first show flier from Upright Citizens Brigade in 2004.) We were such young puppies in some of these pictures taken by @mattwignall across too many tours and cities to count. Now look at us: too old to party and too hot to handle.
Happy birthday, brother. I love you, occasionally. Someday I hope they write a movie about your crazy life and cast a less attractive, semi-talented Harry Styles. Until then, nothing can imitate the real thing: you, and what you’ve got, and what you’ve given to the world.
“Teased by success,
we are like vampires in a tampon factory. It doesn’t have to be that way.
Someone plug my lungs back into the guitar amps. All distortion, all the time.
Aren’t you sick of being appraised wholesale? Aren’t you sick of sailing on listing ships? Aren’t you weary from playing cello with ex-lover’s bones?
I am.”
-All Distortion All The Time, Derrick Brown
#DerrickBrownPoetry
My least favorite person and 17th favorite poet is 50 years young today (yesterday, really) and I can’t believe how many poetry tours on motorcycles, arguments in bars, impromptu shows in living rooms, lifeguard towers, and double decker buses we’ve been through together— how many cigarettes we’ve wanted to put out on each other’s faces, how many bottles of bourbon we’ve raced to the bottom of, how many people’s broken hearts we’ve shattered or helped put back together again, how many horrible, honest, holy moments we’ve shared along the way. Twenty years to be exact. (See our first show flier from Upright Citizens Brigade in 2004.) We were such young puppies in some of these pictures taken by @mattwignall across too many tours and cities to count. Now look at us: too old to party and too hot to handle.
Happy birthday, brother. I love you, occasionally. Someday I hope they write a movie about your crazy life and cast a less attractive, semi-talented Harry Styles. Until then, nothing can imitate the real thing: you, and what you’ve got, and what you’ve given to the world.
“Teased by success,
we are like vampires in a tampon factory. It doesn’t have to be that way.
Someone plug my lungs back into the guitar amps. All distortion, all the time.
Aren’t you sick of being appraised wholesale? Aren’t you sick of sailing on listing ships? Aren’t you weary from playing cello with ex-lover’s bones?
I am.”
-All Distortion All The Time, Derrick Brown
#DerrickBrownPoetry
My least favorite person and 17th favorite poet is 50 years young today (yesterday, really) and I can’t believe how many poetry tours on motorcycles, arguments in bars, impromptu shows in living rooms, lifeguard towers, and double decker buses we’ve been through together— how many cigarettes we’ve wanted to put out on each other’s faces, how many bottles of bourbon we’ve raced to the bottom of, how many people’s broken hearts we’ve shattered or helped put back together again, how many horrible, honest, holy moments we’ve shared along the way. Twenty years to be exact. (See our first show flier from Upright Citizens Brigade in 2004.) We were such young puppies in some of these pictures taken by @mattwignall across too many tours and cities to count. Now look at us: too old to party and too hot to handle.
Happy birthday, brother. I love you, occasionally. Someday I hope they write a movie about your crazy life and cast a less attractive, semi-talented Harry Styles. Until then, nothing can imitate the real thing: you, and what you’ve got, and what you’ve given to the world.
“Teased by success,
we are like vampires in a tampon factory. It doesn’t have to be that way.
Someone plug my lungs back into the guitar amps. All distortion, all the time.
Aren’t you sick of being appraised wholesale? Aren’t you sick of sailing on listing ships? Aren’t you weary from playing cello with ex-lover’s bones?
I am.”
-All Distortion All The Time, Derrick Brown
#DerrickBrownPoetry
My least favorite person and 17th favorite poet is 50 years young today (yesterday, really) and I can’t believe how many poetry tours on motorcycles, arguments in bars, impromptu shows in living rooms, lifeguard towers, and double decker buses we’ve been through together— how many cigarettes we’ve wanted to put out on each other’s faces, how many bottles of bourbon we’ve raced to the bottom of, how many people’s broken hearts we’ve shattered or helped put back together again, how many horrible, honest, holy moments we’ve shared along the way. Twenty years to be exact. (See our first show flier from Upright Citizens Brigade in 2004.) We were such young puppies in some of these pictures taken by @mattwignall across too many tours and cities to count. Now look at us: too old to party and too hot to handle.
Happy birthday, brother. I love you, occasionally. Someday I hope they write a movie about your crazy life and cast a less attractive, semi-talented Harry Styles. Until then, nothing can imitate the real thing: you, and what you’ve got, and what you’ve given to the world.
“Teased by success,
we are like vampires in a tampon factory. It doesn’t have to be that way.
Someone plug my lungs back into the guitar amps. All distortion, all the time.
Aren’t you sick of being appraised wholesale? Aren’t you sick of sailing on listing ships? Aren’t you weary from playing cello with ex-lover’s bones?
I am.”
-All Distortion All The Time, Derrick Brown
#DerrickBrownPoetry
My least favorite person and 17th favorite poet is 50 years young today (yesterday, really) and I can’t believe how many poetry tours on motorcycles, arguments in bars, impromptu shows in living rooms, lifeguard towers, and double decker buses we’ve been through together— how many cigarettes we’ve wanted to put out on each other’s faces, how many bottles of bourbon we’ve raced to the bottom of, how many people’s broken hearts we’ve shattered or helped put back together again, how many horrible, honest, holy moments we’ve shared along the way. Twenty years to be exact. (See our first show flier from Upright Citizens Brigade in 2004.) We were such young puppies in some of these pictures taken by @mattwignall across too many tours and cities to count. Now look at us: too old to party and too hot to handle.
Happy birthday, brother. I love you, occasionally. Someday I hope they write a movie about your crazy life and cast a less attractive, semi-talented Harry Styles. Until then, nothing can imitate the real thing: you, and what you’ve got, and what you’ve given to the world.
“Teased by success,
we are like vampires in a tampon factory. It doesn’t have to be that way.
Someone plug my lungs back into the guitar amps. All distortion, all the time.
Aren’t you sick of being appraised wholesale? Aren’t you sick of sailing on listing ships? Aren’t you weary from playing cello with ex-lover’s bones?
I am.”
-All Distortion All The Time, Derrick Brown
#DerrickBrownPoetry
My least favorite person and 17th favorite poet is 50 years young today (yesterday, really) and I can’t believe how many poetry tours on motorcycles, arguments in bars, impromptu shows in living rooms, lifeguard towers, and double decker buses we’ve been through together— how many cigarettes we’ve wanted to put out on each other’s faces, how many bottles of bourbon we’ve raced to the bottom of, how many people’s broken hearts we’ve shattered or helped put back together again, how many horrible, honest, holy moments we’ve shared along the way. Twenty years to be exact. (See our first show flier from Upright Citizens Brigade in 2004.) We were such young puppies in some of these pictures taken by @mattwignall across too many tours and cities to count. Now look at us: too old to party and too hot to handle.
Happy birthday, brother. I love you, occasionally. Someday I hope they write a movie about your crazy life and cast a less attractive, semi-talented Harry Styles. Until then, nothing can imitate the real thing: you, and what you’ve got, and what you’ve given to the world.
“Teased by success,
we are like vampires in a tampon factory. It doesn’t have to be that way.
Someone plug my lungs back into the guitar amps. All distortion, all the time.
Aren’t you sick of being appraised wholesale? Aren’t you sick of sailing on listing ships? Aren’t you weary from playing cello with ex-lover’s bones?
I am.”
-All Distortion All The Time, Derrick Brown
#DerrickBrownPoetry
Three of my favorite people had a play open this week on Broadway that absolutely shook me to my core: Appropriate by the brilliant Branden Jacobs-Jenkins starring Sarah THEE Paulson and directed by the one and only Lila Neugebauer. A truly stunning, brutal, and powerful production that I will be thinking about for a very long time. Extra special shoutout to my favorite red-carpet loves, @rajafeatherkelly @cheobourne and of course, you @_bjj__ , you extraordinary mind and heart. Go see this play. It made Jesse Green weep in the form of an NYT review, and let me tell you that ain’t easy to do.
Merlot suit: @argent
Makeup: @michaelchuabeauty
Photo of me and Paulson by @bruglikas — thank you Bruce for capturing this moment ♥️
Three of my favorite people had a play open this week on Broadway that absolutely shook me to my core: Appropriate by the brilliant Branden Jacobs-Jenkins starring Sarah THEE Paulson and directed by the one and only Lila Neugebauer. A truly stunning, brutal, and powerful production that I will be thinking about for a very long time. Extra special shoutout to my favorite red-carpet loves, @rajafeatherkelly @cheobourne and of course, you @_bjj__ , you extraordinary mind and heart. Go see this play. It made Jesse Green weep in the form of an NYT review, and let me tell you that ain’t easy to do.
Merlot suit: @argent
Makeup: @michaelchuabeauty
Photo of me and Paulson by @bruglikas — thank you Bruce for capturing this moment ♥️
Three of my favorite people had a play open this week on Broadway that absolutely shook me to my core: Appropriate by the brilliant Branden Jacobs-Jenkins starring Sarah THEE Paulson and directed by the one and only Lila Neugebauer. A truly stunning, brutal, and powerful production that I will be thinking about for a very long time. Extra special shoutout to my favorite red-carpet loves, @rajafeatherkelly @cheobourne and of course, you @_bjj__ , you extraordinary mind and heart. Go see this play. It made Jesse Green weep in the form of an NYT review, and let me tell you that ain’t easy to do.
Merlot suit: @argent
Makeup: @michaelchuabeauty
Photo of me and Paulson by @bruglikas — thank you Bruce for capturing this moment ♥️
Three of my favorite people had a play open this week on Broadway that absolutely shook me to my core: Appropriate by the brilliant Branden Jacobs-Jenkins starring Sarah THEE Paulson and directed by the one and only Lila Neugebauer. A truly stunning, brutal, and powerful production that I will be thinking about for a very long time. Extra special shoutout to my favorite red-carpet loves, @rajafeatherkelly @cheobourne and of course, you @_bjj__ , you extraordinary mind and heart. Go see this play. It made Jesse Green weep in the form of an NYT review, and let me tell you that ain’t easy to do.
Merlot suit: @argent
Makeup: @michaelchuabeauty
Photo of me and Paulson by @bruglikas — thank you Bruce for capturing this moment ♥️
This is love
This is love
That I’m feelin’
(Way more than the 20 people tagged here that I love who are in this reel— @gatosiesta @intlplayground @_vanessalauren @derekdel @amybethsilver @shandoo71 @lauraxdesiree @debbiemillman @jason_sudeikis @jodikantor @darakass @tammyhurt @davidcrossofficial and many more)
✨Happy 2024 to all who love, and love in return. (That means you.) We’re going to need a whole lot of it this year. 💫
