Er no, Daily Mail. I did not. I posted a picture to Instagram of my dog. Yep. It was literally a picture of a dog. I did not break any ‘silence’ either, since I posted pictures of my dog four days ago, three days ago and yesterday. So that bit is factually incorrect as well as misleading. Your headline is deliberately ambiguous and you know it. It’s written in such a way as to encourage people who don’t even read the article and don’t want to think for themselves to buy into hackneyed tropes about angry women, suggesting I am reacting to some parallel unrelated event rather than what I did, which is, (I repeat) to post a picture of my dog. This perpetuates the idea that I am a jealous, angry woman ( I am not) and provokes people I don’t even know to send nasty messages to me and my family about how I need to ‘get help’ or how I am ‘unhinged’ ( misogynists favorite) or other sparklingly intelligent platitudes such as ‘she needs to let go’ and ‘the crazy woman should move on’. I’ve moved on. Maybe you should too, Daily Mail?
I’ll NEVER get the hang of mirror selfies. But I think that’s ok. My favorite is the one at the end. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ PS: Before anybody asks…. Yes my feet are on the large side. US size 11! 😳😂
I’ll NEVER get the hang of mirror selfies. But I think that’s ok. My favorite is the one at the end. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ PS: Before anybody asks…. Yes my feet are on the large side. US size 11! 😳😂
I’ll NEVER get the hang of mirror selfies. But I think that’s ok. My favorite is the one at the end. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ PS: Before anybody asks…. Yes my feet are on the large side. US size 11! 😳😂
I’ll NEVER get the hang of mirror selfies. But I think that’s ok. My favorite is the one at the end. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ PS: Before anybody asks…. Yes my feet are on the large side. US size 11! 😳😂
I’ll NEVER get the hang of mirror selfies. But I think that’s ok. My favorite is the one at the end. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ PS: Before anybody asks…. Yes my feet are on the large side. US size 11! 😳😂
I’ll NEVER get the hang of mirror selfies. But I think that’s ok. My favorite is the one at the end. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ PS: Before anybody asks…. Yes my feet are on the large side. US size 11! 😳😂
So I was sitting quietly in my room watching a Ted talk about Quantum Mechanics and Relativity Unification when (kidding 🤭 I was catching up on the Housewives of Miami – may just have a girl-crush on Julia😍) anyway – when these two loons burst into the room looking like this. I wondered why it had gone so quiet in the living room. They said ‘we wanted you to be sure which of us was which’ then literally fell onto the floor laughing. I said ‘that is a very funny joke. But did you use the eye-liner I left near the bathroom sink? Because it’s a special semi-permanent one which lasts three days. They gave me such a wide eyed look that I couldn’t keep a straight face for longer than about 5 seconds either. 😂 (Reader – it was a regular eyeliner – do not fret.) Life. It’s the little things, right? ❤️
So I was sitting quietly in my room watching a Ted talk about Quantum Mechanics and Relativity Unification when (kidding 🤭 I was catching up on the Housewives of Miami – may just have a girl-crush on Julia😍) anyway – when these two loons burst into the room looking like this. I wondered why it had gone so quiet in the living room. They said ‘we wanted you to be sure which of us was which’ then literally fell onto the floor laughing. I said ‘that is a very funny joke. But did you use the eye-liner I left near the bathroom sink? Because it’s a special semi-permanent one which lasts three days. They gave me such a wide eyed look that I couldn’t keep a straight face for longer than about 5 seconds either. 😂 (Reader – it was a regular eyeliner – do not fret.) Life. It’s the little things, right? ❤️
This one I do remember! I was pregnant for about two years. Or maybe that’s just what it felt like. 44 years old and very happily pregnant with Elsie but I do think I was overly optimistic about my capacity to last a whole evening in heels. 😳 Hot legs. And not in a good way. 😂
This one I do remember! I was pregnant for about two years. Or maybe that’s just what it felt like. 44 years old and very happily pregnant with Elsie but I do think I was overly optimistic about my capacity to last a whole evening in heels. 😳 Hot legs. And not in a good way. 😂
This one I do remember! I was pregnant for about two years. Or maybe that’s just what it felt like. 44 years old and very happily pregnant with Elsie but I do think I was overly optimistic about my capacity to last a whole evening in heels. 😳 Hot legs. And not in a good way. 😂
Short story/advice from someone who never thought they would need to go anywhere near a dating app but did. Gulp. For the love of god, lie about your age. Wanna know why? Hold tight here we go. I joined Raya last year. I was 54. I was put into the 45-54 age group. I wasn’t exactly happy about being put into an ‘age group’ to be honest, but it was my age and I didn’t want to lie. If I was going to start a new relationship I didn’t want the awkward moment of explaining wasn’t 39 ( I know, in my dreams) But… this meant my info would only be available to those guys who actively wanted to meet women in that age group ( note to females – most men, in my short experience, like to think they’re open to all ages but are really not and studies have shown they usually put their stop point at about the years younger than themselves.) So yeah, I didn’t get access to the hot young dudes. And to be honest that was ok – if I do date again I’d like somebody smart and experienced and to be fair on said hot young dudes they probably wouldn’t have been that interested in me either! But get this. Last August I turned 55. Which transferred me from my previous group, 45-54, to the 55 group! 55 till….death. There IS no older group 😳. I am in the same age bracket as my mother would have been had she been still alive ( 84). As Jane Fonda ( who is hot as hell, but I’m not into women) as Jeanne Calment would have been before she passed away at 122. Literally the oldest woman ever to put herself on a dating app would be in the same bracket let as me 😳 Don’t feel bad. Both myself and my girls ( who were the ones that convinced me to join in the first place) have laughed ourselves silly over it. It is what it is. I’m coming off Raya this month and may actually be meeting some people via real life introductions. This sounds even more terrifying than dating apps! Wish me luck, folks! 😳😂
What a devastating day for the world. For democracy, for freedom of speech. For every person that dedicates their life to the fight against dictatorship and injustice. Alexei Navalny you were a hero. The only shred of hope lies in the words of this incredible man’s wife, Yulia Navalnaya: (as per Reuters) “We cannot trust Putin and his government. They always lie” For once, I am praying for this to be true. Update: Oh no. Too sad. The family has now confirmed it. 😢 #Navalny #murder #RIP
Come ON guys! My post was very tongue in cheek. I never once mentioned ‘famous’ men. I never said the sentence ‘men just want younger women’. I certainly never said I ‘failed to find love’, or that I was looking for it, for that matter. I was laughing at myself! It’s all good. But you’re misrepresenting what was meant to be a funny post about dating apps. Lighten up! 😊
I can’t find a single photo of me at 21!🥲 But found this where judging by the mid90s fashion I must have been about 25 or 26. A true portrait of the times! Giving me the feels ❤️ #olivierpicasso #saskiamulder #karenmulder #emmanueldebrantes @edebrantes #Paris #1990s PS: At least I can now truly say that I never had much hair in the first place 😊
Mid-30s maybe? (My age, not the era🤭Like my kids need more ‘mummy is so old’ ammunition! By the way I can’t remember ever seeing this photo before! #paris #christiandior
It’s all over. Littlest E now raiding my closets too. And she likes her high end stuff! FURmes. Geddit? 😂Oh. Ok. Yeah. I’ll just see myself out.. 🫣 #hermes #furmes #littlestE
It’s all over. Littlest E now raiding my closets too. And she likes her high end stuff! FURmes. Geddit? 😂Oh. Ok. Yeah. I’ll just see myself out.. 🫣 #hermes #furmes #littlestE
It’s all over. Littlest E now raiding my closets too. And she likes her high end stuff! FURmes. Geddit? 😂Oh. Ok. Yeah. I’ll just see myself out.. 🫣 #hermes #furmes #littlestE
It’s all over. Littlest E now raiding my closets too. And she likes her high end stuff! FURmes. Geddit? 😂Oh. Ok. Yeah. I’ll just see myself out.. 🫣 #hermes #furmes #littlestE
How good is this picture of Elsie by her best friend’s Mum? It’s incredible. I am ‘incessed’ as Elsie used to proudly say before I had to discreetly correct her ( you don’t want to burst kids’ bubbles when they learn a new word but sometimes they get it ever so slightly wrong…🫣) Added two more gorgeous happy ones two but this is just very special. Thank you, R and D. 🩷 #amazingfriends #ilovemykids❤️ #OBsessed
How good is this picture of Elsie by her best friend’s Mum? It’s incredible. I am ‘incessed’ as Elsie used to proudly say before I had to discreetly correct her ( you don’t want to burst kids’ bubbles when they learn a new word but sometimes they get it ever so slightly wrong…🫣) Added two more gorgeous happy ones two but this is just very special. Thank you, R and D. 🩷 #amazingfriends #ilovemykids❤️ #OBsessed
How good is this picture of Elsie by her best friend’s Mum? It’s incredible. I am ‘incessed’ as Elsie used to proudly say before I had to discreetly correct her ( you don’t want to burst kids’ bubbles when they learn a new word but sometimes they get it ever so slightly wrong…🫣) Added two more gorgeous happy ones two but this is just very special. Thank you, R and D. 🩷 #amazingfriends #ilovemykids❤️ #OBsessed
