Perth: thank you for 2 amazing nights in your beautiful city.
I love you Australia, I hope to see you again soon.
Lots of love, Rob x
Perth: thank you for 2 amazing nights in your beautiful city.
I love you Australia, I hope to see you again soon.
Lots of love, Rob x
Perth: thank you for 2 amazing nights in your beautiful city.
I love you Australia, I hope to see you again soon.
Lots of love, Rob x
Perth: thank you for 2 amazing nights in your beautiful city.
I love you Australia, I hope to see you again soon.
Lots of love, Rob x
Perth: thank you for 2 amazing nights in your beautiful city.
I love you Australia, I hope to see you again soon.
Lots of love, Rob x
Perth: thank you for 2 amazing nights in your beautiful city.
I love you Australia, I hope to see you again soon.
Lots of love, Rob x
Robbie Williams makes his big return to Hyde Park in London on Saturday 6th July 2024. Get early ticket access – sign up by 10PM GMT this Wednesday 6th December for presale Thursday 7th December – Link in bio
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I was gifted some worry beads in the summer. Elegant, with a lovely weight to them. Beads mixed with evil eyes dotted in between.
I’d never had worry beads before. I liked how they looked but didn’t know the therapeutic purpose they would serve. Like fidget spinners for the Greek Well to do.
Anyway, -as is with ‘’things’’ that I have- I lost them. And I’ve searched to replace them but to no avail.
Today I went to ‘House of Beads’ in Zurich, Surely they would have what I am seeking. I wanted to make my own. Alas, The house was full of beads, as advertised, but non the right weight with a hole big enough to thread a thin rope.
I googled and it would appear there are no Worry beads for sale in the whole of Zurich. When worry hits Switzerland im gonna be first past the post with my Worry Bead shop. I’m sure it would take off much like the Swatch craze of the late 80’s.
Anyway, the last slide is a photo of my worry beads, The rope is Fine, The weight is perfect but there is something very manly about the metal balls. Something that isn’t quite ‘’otherworldly’’ it’s more ‘’Swarfega’’.And I wanna feel ‘’Mystical’’ more than I wanna feel a ’Carburetor’’
Any of you guys know where I can procure a nicely weighted set of worry beads? The ones that I keep coming across are too lightweight and feel a bit like what you would win if you were victorious in your Christmas Cracker fight.
If not, No worries
I.Epicurus
Namaste `🙏❤️
I was gifted some worry beads in the summer. Elegant, with a lovely weight to them. Beads mixed with evil eyes dotted in between.
I’d never had worry beads before. I liked how they looked but didn’t know the therapeutic purpose they would serve. Like fidget spinners for the Greek Well to do.
Anyway, -as is with ‘’things’’ that I have- I lost them. And I’ve searched to replace them but to no avail.
Today I went to ‘House of Beads’ in Zurich, Surely they would have what I am seeking. I wanted to make my own. Alas, The house was full of beads, as advertised, but non the right weight with a hole big enough to thread a thin rope.
I googled and it would appear there are no Worry beads for sale in the whole of Zurich. When worry hits Switzerland im gonna be first past the post with my Worry Bead shop. I’m sure it would take off much like the Swatch craze of the late 80’s.
Anyway, the last slide is a photo of my worry beads, The rope is Fine, The weight is perfect but there is something very manly about the metal balls. Something that isn’t quite ‘’otherworldly’’ it’s more ‘’Swarfega’’.And I wanna feel ‘’Mystical’’ more than I wanna feel a ’Carburetor’’
Any of you guys know where I can procure a nicely weighted set of worry beads? The ones that I keep coming across are too lightweight and feel a bit like what you would win if you were victorious in your Christmas Cracker fight.
If not, No worries
I.Epicurus
Namaste `🙏❤️
I was gifted some worry beads in the summer. Elegant, with a lovely weight to them. Beads mixed with evil eyes dotted in between.
I’d never had worry beads before. I liked how they looked but didn’t know the therapeutic purpose they would serve. Like fidget spinners for the Greek Well to do.
Anyway, -as is with ‘’things’’ that I have- I lost them. And I’ve searched to replace them but to no avail.
Today I went to ‘House of Beads’ in Zurich, Surely they would have what I am seeking. I wanted to make my own. Alas, The house was full of beads, as advertised, but non the right weight with a hole big enough to thread a thin rope.
I googled and it would appear there are no Worry beads for sale in the whole of Zurich. When worry hits Switzerland im gonna be first past the post with my Worry Bead shop. I’m sure it would take off much like the Swatch craze of the late 80’s.
Anyway, the last slide is a photo of my worry beads, The rope is Fine, The weight is perfect but there is something very manly about the metal balls. Something that isn’t quite ‘’otherworldly’’ it’s more ‘’Swarfega’’.And I wanna feel ‘’Mystical’’ more than I wanna feel a ’Carburetor’’
Any of you guys know where I can procure a nicely weighted set of worry beads? The ones that I keep coming across are too lightweight and feel a bit like what you would win if you were victorious in your Christmas Cracker fight.
If not, No worries
I.Epicurus
Namaste `🙏❤️
You know those stories you hear about celebrities.’’I worked with such and such and we were instructed not to look him in the eyes’’
WELL, I was doing some promo for something recently. One of those things where you stay in the same room and do loads of interviews. In between interviews, I was talking to the camera crew. Nice friendly people having a nice friendly time.
At the end of the session, as I was leaving, I high-fived and thanked them for the day. That was when one of them said ‘’You know what? It’s been nice to work with you. I’ve worked with you before in 2006 but we were instructed not to look you in the eyes or talk to you’’ I was fucking livid.
Never in my life have I instructed anybody to say that to people. Neither have I ever thought or needed that to be a thing. Who are these people who give these instructions on behalf of famous folk? And what the fuck do they think they’re doing? Weirdos.
In other news, I watched the Golden Bachelor on the plane. It’s the most wholesome thing I may have ever watched.A triumph.
There was a lot of ‘’Im falling for you’’ My question today is. Do you think there is a halfway house between not falling and falling? can you be ‘’Starting to fall in love with someone’’?
I think it’s like that saying ‘’you can’t be a little bit pregnant’’
Chris Handsome.
Namaste 🙏❤️
So many comments yesterday about asking someone their Occupation and Age. Still don’t think anyone explained why it’s rude to ask a woman her age, I may be wrong though.
Im 49 and a Popstar BTW.
Separate to age/job. I read the other day someone saying ‘’There are no bad audiences just bad performances ‘’ or something like that. This wound me up. It was an anonymous message somewhere. Nothing to do with me or about me. Anyway, There are bad audiences so that’s bollocks.
I’ve done 80ish shows on this tour. And I’ve had 3 bad audiences. I won’t say where because people get offended and I’ll probably go back💅
3 out of 80! not bad. It’s Grim being up there and the audience not connecting. Live performance is terrifying at the best of times. But to be up there and get nothing back completely sucks the life out of you. I tend to get angry. you won’t see it because I have a job to do. I am professional and I pride myself on never ‘’Phoneing it in’’ if anything I try harder.
But ‘’Getting angry’’ if I look at it from the outside, is an interesting response. I suppose it’s because im vulnerable and extremely exposed. So I guess im scared. Which is what anger really is, isn’t it?
When me and Ayda fall out. Her tears are her fear and anger is mine. Anger really is men’s tears. It’s ‘us’ crying. But it doesn’t illicit the same response. I wish it did. When im angry I need a cuddle more than any other time. We don’t have many big disagreements.Maybe one a year. But when we do I always think if I cried now I’d get a cuddle but im doing anger so it’s impossible.
Here’s to tears and the healing that they provide.
Have a good cry. let it all out. You’ll feel better after I promise.
Lieber Archie. Md.Phd.
Namaste 🙏❤️
So I said to my daughter Teddy, Now you’ve been in the documentary you should come and sing with me on stage. She’s been asking for this since she could talk.
I told her that Charlie *her brother should be her manager.And between them, they should come up with a rider and fee.
Quick as a whip she said ‘’Well how much do you get?’’ I said I wasn’t at liberty to disclose that.
A few days later on a phone call, I ask, so did you and Charlie come up with a fee and a rider? She said that they had and they’ve ‘’gone big’’
“”go on then’’ i say ‘’How much?’’ With Steely determination, she says ’700 dollars’’ Looking at me for a reaction. Nonchalontley I reply ’Im not allowed to talk about those things with you, you’ll have to get your manager to talk to mine. What about your rider? What’s on it?’’ Once again not missing a beat ‘’Star bucks, Doughnuts and Sprite’’ came the reply. She’s never had a coffee in her life. While I was stifling a giggle she then goes on to say ‘’Oh and Daddy I want a masseuse’’
So now her manager *Charlie* has been put in touch with mine. I hope negotiations go well.
Rob. (Teddy, Charlie, Coco and Beau’s Dad.)
Namaste 🙏❤️
So I was reading in another comment section that some people think it’s rude to ask what a person does for a job. Lots of people agreed.
This got me thinking. Im really interested in people and two things I like to know are, age *so I know what their pop culture references are or indeed any references. And their job.
Sometimes people are embarrassed to tell me their jobs. I guess cos they think it’s not sexy enough. But I ALWAYS find the answer interesting. Then I wanna know more so I ask questions. This is how I usually converse.
The age thing can be prickly but more often than not it isn’t. Very very very rarely I’ll get a ‘How dare you’
I’ve never understood the ‘’you shouldn’t ask a woman her age’’ says who? and why? Im guessing it’s because they think Im judging something. Im not.As I said before its purely for reference. So their offence always offends me. You are judging me for judging you? Im not, so you’re wrong. Now I am judging you for making it weird.
The weirdest answer to ‘’how old are you?’’ is ‘’Have a guess’’ no fuck off. This can only lead to disappointment for both of us. If I have to I usually knock 8 years off anyway. To avoid fuckery. Anyway, what say you comment section?
Is it rude to ask job/age and if yes, Why?
Don’t get me wrong I don’t walk up to people and go ‘’Hello im Robbie, What’s your age and what do you do for a living ?’’ that would be weird. And I am weird. Just not that kind of weird.
Butch Flacidly
Namaste 🙏❤️
PS. I’ve been in my room for 3 days. I can’t fucking wait for the gig.
So I was reading in another comment section that some people think it’s rude to ask what a person does for a job. Lots of people agreed.
This got me thinking. Im really interested in people and two things I like to know are, age *so I know what their pop culture references are or indeed any references. And their job.
Sometimes people are embarrassed to tell me their jobs. I guess cos they think it’s not sexy enough. But I ALWAYS find the answer interesting. Then I wanna know more so I ask questions. This is how I usually converse.
The age thing can be prickly but more often than not it isn’t. Very very very rarely I’ll get a ‘How dare you’
I’ve never understood the ‘’you shouldn’t ask a woman her age’’ says who? and why? Im guessing it’s because they think Im judging something. Im not.As I said before its purely for reference. So their offence always offends me. You are judging me for judging you? Im not, so you’re wrong. Now I am judging you for making it weird.
The weirdest answer to ‘’how old are you?’’ is ‘’Have a guess’’ no fuck off. This can only lead to disappointment for both of us. If I have to I usually knock 8 years off anyway. To avoid fuckery. Anyway, what say you comment section?
Is it rude to ask job/age and if yes, Why?
Don’t get me wrong I don’t walk up to people and go ‘’Hello im Robbie, What’s your age and what do you do for a living ?’’ that would be weird. And I am weird. Just not that kind of weird.
Butch Flacidly
Namaste 🙏❤️
PS. I’ve been in my room for 3 days. I can’t fucking wait for the gig.
Seen as the age question was a hot topic in the comment section. It got me thinking. Im 49 but what age do I feel? Well, I feel 38.
Not so long ago I felt 32 BUT I wasn’t coming to the end of a tour back then. Who knows, with a few days off I may revert to feeling 32.Im defo 38 right now though.
Oh and pls don’t try and guess the 3 gigs where me and the audience didn’t connect. You’re getting it wrong, And guessing some gigs that I REALLY enjoyed and that’s making me rethink them.😊
Let’s put it this way, none of them were on this leg of the tour.
I’ve noticed about touring. You can not enjoy a particular show and think that that’s what that particular town/city is like. But then come back to the same venue next time and have the gig of your life. Sometimes it’s just whatever the universal maths for that evening add up to. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
I tell you what is odd though. Getting to a venue. Not being too tired or scared but just not wanting to do it.
like ‘’Ah, fuck’’ this massive thing is about to happen and I don’t want it to. Not only that, it’s gonna happen anyway. Can you imagine *announcement made on the venue speakers* ‘’Sorry guys, you can all go home, Robbie just didn’t want to do it. He said he couldn’t be arsed, Merch still available though’’
You’ll be glad to know. As I was, I loved both of the gigs that I didn’t want to do.
So tell me, What age are you? and what age do you feel?
Benny Buttons
Namaste 🙏❤️
What TV quiz show or Show with a competitive element do you think you
would be good at…Here’s mine
Catchphrase,
Family Fortunes, Would I lie to you, The Traitors,
Love Island *, Obvs when I was single, Big Brother, Give Us a Clue *remember that?
I’m A celeb get me out of here.
A show I thought I was decent at until I played Ayda -Wheel of Fortune but I Dominate at Catchphrase
Shows I would be Terrible at.
University Challenge.
Qi.
Have I got news for you
Celeb SAS*Cos of my back
Countdown*Cos of my dyslexia and Dyspraxia
Naked Attraction.*Cos of my Cock
I had momentary anxiety imagining something the other day. And this was it.
I NEVER EVER want to jump out of a plane. So I imagined lying to the people that run im a Celebrity Get Me out of here.
I pretended that I’d done multiple sky-diving jumps and I was so good at it I could be an instructor.
Obviously, my thinking being that me enjoying the dive wouldn’t make for good TV so they wouldn’t make me do it.
In my thoughts they make me do it anyway and my plan is foiled.
Just to qualify, I love watching the show but I have ABSOLUTELY no plans on EVER doing it, Which makes the above even more mental.
However, I do imagine myself doing the eating tasks and the creep crawly stuff and I do really well. I bring 10 stars back to camp.
My campmates are really happy but the Great British Public don’t vote for me again because seeing me not struggle displeases them.
My American daughter once Proudly proclaimed to me that she had met ‘’Ant and Dep’’
So that’s my sign-off for today
Dep Donnelly
Namaste 🙏❤️
What TV quiz show or Show with a competitive element do you think you
would be good at…Here’s mine
Catchphrase,
Family Fortunes, Would I lie to you, The Traitors,
Love Island *, Obvs when I was single, Big Brother, Give Us a Clue *remember that?
I’m A celeb get me out of here.
A show I thought I was decent at until I played Ayda -Wheel of Fortune but I Dominate at Catchphrase
Shows I would be Terrible at.
University Challenge.
Qi.
Have I got news for you
Celeb SAS*Cos of my back
Countdown*Cos of my dyslexia and Dyspraxia
Naked Attraction.*Cos of my Cock
I had momentary anxiety imagining something the other day. And this was it.
I NEVER EVER want to jump out of a plane. So I imagined lying to the people that run im a Celebrity Get Me out of here.
I pretended that I’d done multiple sky-diving jumps and I was so good at it I could be an instructor.
Obviously, my thinking being that me enjoying the dive wouldn’t make for good TV so they wouldn’t make me do it.
In my thoughts they make me do it anyway and my plan is foiled.
Just to qualify, I love watching the show but I have ABSOLUTELY no plans on EVER doing it, Which makes the above even more mental.
However, I do imagine myself doing the eating tasks and the creep crawly stuff and I do really well. I bring 10 stars back to camp.
My campmates are really happy but the Great British Public don’t vote for me again because seeing me not struggle displeases them.
My American daughter once Proudly proclaimed to me that she had met ‘’Ant and Dep’’
So that’s my sign-off for today
Dep Donnelly
Namaste 🙏❤️
What TV quiz show or Show with a competitive element do you think you
would be good at…Here’s mine
Catchphrase,
Family Fortunes, Would I lie to you, The Traitors,
Love Island *, Obvs when I was single, Big Brother, Give Us a Clue *remember that?
I’m A celeb get me out of here.
A show I thought I was decent at until I played Ayda -Wheel of Fortune but I Dominate at Catchphrase
Shows I would be Terrible at.
University Challenge.
Qi.
Have I got news for you
Celeb SAS*Cos of my back
Countdown*Cos of my dyslexia and Dyspraxia
Naked Attraction.*Cos of my Cock
I had momentary anxiety imagining something the other day. And this was it.
I NEVER EVER want to jump out of a plane. So I imagined lying to the people that run im a Celebrity Get Me out of here.
I pretended that I’d done multiple sky-diving jumps and I was so good at it I could be an instructor.
Obviously, my thinking being that me enjoying the dive wouldn’t make for good TV so they wouldn’t make me do it.
In my thoughts they make me do it anyway and my plan is foiled.
Just to qualify, I love watching the show but I have ABSOLUTELY no plans on EVER doing it, Which makes the above even more mental.
However, I do imagine myself doing the eating tasks and the creep crawly stuff and I do really well. I bring 10 stars back to camp.
My campmates are really happy but the Great British Public don’t vote for me again because seeing me not struggle displeases them.
My American daughter once Proudly proclaimed to me that she had met ‘’Ant and Dep’’
So that’s my sign-off for today
Dep Donnelly
Namaste 🙏❤️
What TV quiz show or Show with a competitive element do you think you
would be good at…Here’s mine
Catchphrase,
Family Fortunes, Would I lie to you, The Traitors,
Love Island *, Obvs when I was single, Big Brother, Give Us a Clue *remember that?
I’m A celeb get me out of here.
A show I thought I was decent at until I played Ayda -Wheel of Fortune but I Dominate at Catchphrase
Shows I would be Terrible at.
University Challenge.
Qi.
Have I got news for you
Celeb SAS*Cos of my back
Countdown*Cos of my dyslexia and Dyspraxia
Naked Attraction.*Cos of my Cock
I had momentary anxiety imagining something the other day. And this was it.
I NEVER EVER want to jump out of a plane. So I imagined lying to the people that run im a Celebrity Get Me out of here.
I pretended that I’d done multiple sky-diving jumps and I was so good at it I could be an instructor.
Obviously, my thinking being that me enjoying the dive wouldn’t make for good TV so they wouldn’t make me do it.
In my thoughts they make me do it anyway and my plan is foiled.
Just to qualify, I love watching the show but I have ABSOLUTELY no plans on EVER doing it, Which makes the above even more mental.
However, I do imagine myself doing the eating tasks and the creep crawly stuff and I do really well. I bring 10 stars back to camp.
My campmates are really happy but the Great British Public don’t vote for me again because seeing me not struggle displeases them.
My American daughter once Proudly proclaimed to me that she had met ‘’Ant and Dep’’
So that’s my sign-off for today
Dep Donnelly
Namaste 🙏❤️
What TV quiz show or Show with a competitive element do you think you
would be good at…Here’s mine
Catchphrase,
Family Fortunes, Would I lie to you, The Traitors,
Love Island *, Obvs when I was single, Big Brother, Give Us a Clue *remember that?
I’m A celeb get me out of here.
A show I thought I was decent at until I played Ayda -Wheel of Fortune but I Dominate at Catchphrase
Shows I would be Terrible at.
University Challenge.
Qi.
Have I got news for you
Celeb SAS*Cos of my back
Countdown*Cos of my dyslexia and Dyspraxia
Naked Attraction.*Cos of my Cock
I had momentary anxiety imagining something the other day. And this was it.
I NEVER EVER want to jump out of a plane. So I imagined lying to the people that run im a Celebrity Get Me out of here.
I pretended that I’d done multiple sky-diving jumps and I was so good at it I could be an instructor.
Obviously, my thinking being that me enjoying the dive wouldn’t make for good TV so they wouldn’t make me do it.
In my thoughts they make me do it anyway and my plan is foiled.
Just to qualify, I love watching the show but I have ABSOLUTELY no plans on EVER doing it, Which makes the above even more mental.
However, I do imagine myself doing the eating tasks and the creep crawly stuff and I do really well. I bring 10 stars back to camp.
My campmates are really happy but the Great British Public don’t vote for me again because seeing me not struggle displeases them.
My American daughter once Proudly proclaimed to me that she had met ‘’Ant and Dep’’
So that’s my sign-off for today
Dep Donnelly
Namaste 🙏❤️
What TV quiz show or Show with a competitive element do you think you
would be good at…Here’s mine
Catchphrase,
Family Fortunes, Would I lie to you, The Traitors,
Love Island *, Obvs when I was single, Big Brother, Give Us a Clue *remember that?
I’m A celeb get me out of here.
A show I thought I was decent at until I played Ayda -Wheel of Fortune but I Dominate at Catchphrase
Shows I would be Terrible at.
University Challenge.
Qi.
Have I got news for you
Celeb SAS*Cos of my back
Countdown*Cos of my dyslexia and Dyspraxia
Naked Attraction.*Cos of my Cock
I had momentary anxiety imagining something the other day. And this was it.
I NEVER EVER want to jump out of a plane. So I imagined lying to the people that run im a Celebrity Get Me out of here.
I pretended that I’d done multiple sky-diving jumps and I was so good at it I could be an instructor.
Obviously, my thinking being that me enjoying the dive wouldn’t make for good TV so they wouldn’t make me do it.
In my thoughts they make me do it anyway and my plan is foiled.
Just to qualify, I love watching the show but I have ABSOLUTELY no plans on EVER doing it, Which makes the above even more mental.
However, I do imagine myself doing the eating tasks and the creep crawly stuff and I do really well. I bring 10 stars back to camp.
My campmates are really happy but the Great British Public don’t vote for me again because seeing me not struggle displeases them.
My American daughter once Proudly proclaimed to me that she had met ‘’Ant and Dep’’
So that’s my sign-off for today
Dep Donnelly
Namaste 🙏❤️
What TV quiz show or Show with a competitive element do you think you
would be good at…Here’s mine
Catchphrase,
Family Fortunes, Would I lie to you, The Traitors,
Love Island *, Obvs when I was single, Big Brother, Give Us a Clue *remember that?
I’m A celeb get me out of here.
A show I thought I was decent at until I played Ayda -Wheel of Fortune but I Dominate at Catchphrase
Shows I would be Terrible at.
University Challenge.
Qi.
Have I got news for you
Celeb SAS*Cos of my back
Countdown*Cos of my dyslexia and Dyspraxia
Naked Attraction.*Cos of my Cock
I had momentary anxiety imagining something the other day. And this was it.
I NEVER EVER want to jump out of a plane. So I imagined lying to the people that run im a Celebrity Get Me out of here.
I pretended that I’d done multiple sky-diving jumps and I was so good at it I could be an instructor.
Obviously, my thinking being that me enjoying the dive wouldn’t make for good TV so they wouldn’t make me do it.
In my thoughts they make me do it anyway and my plan is foiled.
Just to qualify, I love watching the show but I have ABSOLUTELY no plans on EVER doing it, Which makes the above even more mental.
However, I do imagine myself doing the eating tasks and the creep crawly stuff and I do really well. I bring 10 stars back to camp.
My campmates are really happy but the Great British Public don’t vote for me again because seeing me not struggle displeases them.
My American daughter once Proudly proclaimed to me that she had met ‘’Ant and Dep’’
So that’s my sign-off for today
Dep Donnelly
Namaste 🙏❤️