Actress Cristela Alonzo HD Instagram Photos and Wallpapers December 2023

DJ Mid Life Crisis this Saturday! We also don’t do Bloody Marys or Michelada because of acid reflux.

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - This is about my love of the Dallas Cowboys but really…it’s about any team you love so hard that no matter what, you STILL support. Seasons start with dreams and end with nightmares. Either way, your team is your team. From my FIRST @netflixisajoke @contodonetflix special “Lower Classy” shot in San Antonio in 2016. #cristelaalonzo #Cowboys #football

This is about my love of the Dallas Cowboys but really…it’s about any team you love so hard that no matter what, you STILL support. Seasons start with dreams and end with nightmares. Either way, your team is your team. From my FIRST @netflixisajoke @contodonetflix special “Lower Classy” shot in San Antonio in 2016. #cristelaalonzo #Cowboys #football

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - This is from the FIRST late-night spot I ever did. Conan in 2012. I had been doing stand up for 9 years at this point. #cristelaalonzo #conan #lyingonresume My nephew Sergio was so excited when he saw this on TV and had used his name.

This is from the FIRST late-night spot I ever did. Conan in 2012. I had been doing stand up for 9 years at this point. #cristelaalonzo #conan #lyingonresume My nephew Sergio was so excited when he saw this on TV and had used his name.

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - When you need to take out a loan to buy workout clothes. From my 2016 special “Lower Classy.” #CristelaAlonzo #workingout #LowerClassy

When you need to take out a loan to buy workout clothes. From my 2016 special “Lower Classy.” #CristelaAlonzo #workingout #LowerClassy

When you can’t remember someone’s name, that’s when you find out what you really think of them. This is from 7 years ago.

Happy Day of the Dead (To Me)

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I LOVE SAN ANTONIO! I’m at the @tobincentersa tonight! Here’s a preview of some of my merch. I can’t believe I’m selling stuff. Well, my brothers are. The theater is selling my books too. I’ll be around to sign after the show where the merch is set at. Blowout/extensions: @mr_izzycolor Lash extension: @lashline_by_ani These two make me look like I put a lot of effort but it was all them. Lol.

I LOVE SAN ANTONIO! I’m at the @tobincentersa tonight! Here’s a preview of some of my merch. I can’t believe I’m selling stuff. Well, my brothers are. The theater is selling my books too. I’ll be around to sign after the show where the merch is set at. Blowout/extensions: @mr_izzycolor Lash extension: @lashline_by_ani These two make me look like I put a lot of effort but it was all them. Lol.

Ronald brought it to me personally!!! Gonna order Burger King now and keep an eye out for a crown.

Refried Loteria tacos are my favorite. 🫘

Cristela Alonzo has such a beautiful voice! @cristela9 @borninthe210

Selfie. When people take a pic of me, I call it a Yoursie.

LAS VEGAS. First show of 2024 @westgatevegas. Ticket link in bio

The greenroom is dark but I like the pic. Today’s vintage tee: Styx ❤️

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - LAST SHOWS OF 2023! Going back on the road mid-January. Taking a month off! UPDATES: Sacramento: ALL SOLD OUT (except Thurs) Ontario: TWO SOLD OUT (late shows/Sun avail) Addison: All shows available (will sell out) See you there! 😘

LAST SHOWS OF 2023! Going back on the road mid-January. Taking a month off! UPDATES: Sacramento: ALL SOLD OUT (except Thurs) Ontario: TWO SOLD OUT (late shows/Sun avail) Addison: All shows available (will sell out) See you there! 😘

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Also, I just learned this week that my book will be released in paperback FIVE YEARS after it was released. I might do some new edits. We’ll see. ❤️

Also, I just learned this week that my book will be released in paperback FIVE YEARS after it was released. I might do some new edits. We’ll see. ❤️

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Big thank you to everyone that sold out Hermosa Beach last night. I had a great time and I loved the line-up so much. Follow the comics! ❤️ Repost from @comedyandmagicclub • Shoutout to Cristela Alonzo for a FANTASTIC show at the Comedy and Magic Club. The sold out crowd had an amazing time along with Omid Singh as our host, Nigel Lawrence, Jerry Rocha and Danny Cole. Thank you again for an amazing show!!! @omidsingh @nigeljlawrence @jerryrochacomedy @dannycolemagic

Big thank you to everyone that sold out Hermosa Beach last night. I had a great time and I loved the line-up so much. Follow the comics! ❤️ Repost from @comedyandmagicclub • Shoutout to Cristela Alonzo for a FANTASTIC show at the Comedy and Magic Club. The sold out crowd had an amazing time along with Omid Singh as our host, Nigel Lawrence, Jerry Rocha and Danny Cole. Thank you again for an amazing show!!! @omidsingh @nigeljlawrence @jerryrochacomedy @dannycolemagic