Growing up with my mom as Santa Claus…from my first @netflixisajoke special #LowerClassy… Just so you know, this is the way my mom was. I’m not saying ALL Mexicans are like this. I’m not saying that they don’t all have Santa Claus…I come from a very poor family where we were taught that Christmas was solely religious. No presents, no trees…anyway, happy holidays. Jo Jo Jo….I am Santa Claus…
My sister and nephew came to visit me. I took them to Universal Studios because my nephew is a HUGE Super Mario fan (as am I). They are back in Dallas now but it was great to see them. 🥰
Made this for Trump and F(Elon). It’s weird the White House would post a Valentine’s Day about deporting undocumented people when our President Musk was an undocumented immigrant when he got here but he’s white so I guess that makes him a good one. 🤷🏻♀️
That’s how Santa does it: he goes to Latino houses today while we’re eating tamales and the rest of the world tonight.
Cristela Alonzo headlines this weekend! From her groundbreaking sitcom Cristela to voicing Cruz Ramirez in Cars 3 and her hit Netflix specials, she’s a powerhouse in comedy. Don’t miss @cristela9 live! #micdropcomedy #sandiego #comedyclub #comedy #standup
Okay..here’s an up close look at my glam from last night’s show at The Wiltern. These two amazing artists are doing my hair/makeup for my Netflix taping in Dallas this June so we decided to do a test run. Well, they did all the work. I just sat there. Hair: haircut/ highlights/style by @craiggangi using @clairol_pro @oribepro products. Fun fact: Craig has done my other two Netflix specials! Makeup by @brettglam -Brett has his own eyebrow palette line that he used as eyeshadow for the smoky eye and let me tell you, it kept all night. 🔥🔥🔥
For everyone that’s complimented the earrings I’ve been wearing this weekend @ontarioimprov…I wanted to post them and shout-out @ilaments – she’s the person behind these earrings. I have them in gold and Dodger blue. I’ve bought from her for years. Her stuff is great. Let’s support small businesses when we can! 😘
For everyone that’s complimented the earrings I’ve been wearing this weekend @ontarioimprov…I wanted to post them and shout-out @ilaments – she’s the person behind these earrings. I have them in gold and Dodger blue. I’ve bought from her for years. Her stuff is great. Let’s support small businesses when we can! 😘
Stay tuned.
SAN JOSE VALENTINE’S DAY WEEKEND! Five shows @sanjoseimprov Feb 14-16. Come out and get a preview to #UpperClassy, the Netflix special I will be shooting in June. Tickets available at my website or the club page! Hope to see you there!
❤️ @comedyandmagicclub is my home club. I have been going there to prep my sets for everything going back to my audition for NACA to showcase for college gigs back 15 years. I’m prepping to shoot my new special in the summer. I take a while to hone it. I’m headlining the club in May. About two weeks before I shoot the special. Tickets are on sale for that show now. Also….check out my Murder, She Wrote sweatshirt. lol. Pic is from last night.
Cristela Alonzo is back! From making history with her sitcom Cristela on ABC to voicing Cruz Ramirez in Cars 3, she’s done it all. Now she’s making her way to San Diego in just 2 weeks for a weekend of unforgettable shows. Catch @cristela9 live March 7-9! #cristelaalonzo #sandiego #comedy #comedyclub #standup
Cristela Alonzo is back! From making history with her sitcom Cristela on ABC to voicing Cruz Ramirez in Cars 3, she’s done it all. Now she’s making her way to San Diego in just 2 weeks for a weekend of unforgettable shows. Catch @cristela9 live March 7-9! #cristelaalonzo #sandiego #comedy #comedyclub #standup
Cristela Alonzo is back! From making history with her sitcom Cristela on ABC to voicing Cruz Ramirez in Cars 3, she’s done it all. Now she’s making her way to San Diego in just 2 weeks for a weekend of unforgettable shows. Catch @cristela9 live March 7-9! #cristelaalonzo #sandiego #comedy #comedyclub #standup
These are the shows I have confirmed so far. I will be adding more. Shooting the special in June. Come and watch a sneak peek.
ONTARIO: You’re my first stop in 2025 as I start prepping to shoot my special in the summer. Always a great time when I come to @ontarioimprov Tickets available at their page or at improv.com/ontario SEE YOU THERE!
ONTARIO! You know my lifelong dream is to perform at outlet malls. Thank you for letting me live my dream! Haha. This weekend…doing FIVE shows @ontarioimprov…THREE SHOWS ARE SOLD OUT! Tickets available for Friday late show and the Sunday show. Hope to see you and some good prices on jeans I’ll try to fit into this weekend!
NEXT SHOWS: OXNARD, CA April 11-13!!! Coming to do FOUR shows @levityoxnard …I ❤️ coming to Oxnard and I love that I’m playing it right after the LA show. Hope to see you there! Getting ready for my THIRD @NETFLIXISAJOKE SPECIAL! Also, here are the cities I’m coming to and I’ve tagged the venues. Tickets available at my website (cristelaalonzo.com) or at the venue pages! UPCOMING TOUR DATES: April 11-13: Oxnard, CA – @levityoxnard April 18-19: Atlanta, GA – @heliumcomedyatl May 3: Reno, NV – @atlantisreno May 9-10: Phoenix, AZ – @micdropcomedychandler May 29-31: Denver, CO – @comedyworksdenver JUNE 14: DALLAS TEXAS NETFLIX TAPING – @majestictheatredallas
OXNARD! I’m coming to do FOUR shows next weekend! Tickets available @levityoxnard page or at my website (cristelaalonzo.com). Not sure when I’ll be back because after I record my special in June, I’m taking a little break. Have to start over and write a new hour. 😭 SEE YOU THERE!
See you tomorrow @sanjoseimprov! I haven’t done meet and greets in San Jose in a long time. Get tickets my website or at the IMPROV page. 🥰
Thank you for coming San Jose. What a fun weekend! Tickets left @sanjoseimprov
ATLANTA📢Don’t miss Cristela Alonzo @cristela9 at Helium Comedy Club on April 18-19🎟️Tickets at link in bio
NEXT WEEKEND: FIVE shows @micdropcomedysandiego! Tickets available at their page or on my website. Here’s the link too: https://www.micdropcomedy.com/events/97840 Hope to see you there!
THIS WEEKEND: SAN JOSE! Coming to do FIVE shows @sanjoseimprov for Valentine’s Day weekend. Will be selling merch and doing meet and greets after the show. Tickets available at improv.com/sanjose – Hope to see you there! 😘
