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Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Okay but serious question: What iPhone are you? From my 2022 @netflixisajoke / @contodonetflix stand-up special #MiddleClassy
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - DJ Mid Life Crisis this Saturday! We also don’t do Bloody Marys or Michelada because of acid reflux.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Lululemon. Head to the @ImprovMilwaukee and catch @Cristela9 this weekend, May 16-18! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #fyp #cristela #cristelaalonzo #lululemon #workout #gym #fitness #milwaukee
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Speaking Caucasion. Get ready for @Cristela9 to take the @ImprovRaleigh stage February 1-3! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #cristela #cristelaalonzo #caucasion #bilingual #trilingual #raleigh
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Learning the internet. Hey Pittsburgh! It’s time to get your tickets if you already haven’t to see Cristela Alonzo LIVE this weekend! April 19-21🎟️ @cristela9
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Oh Cowboys….it’s not even halftime yet.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - This is about my love of the Dallas Cowboys but really…it’s about any team you love so hard that no matter what, you STILL support. Seasons start with dreams and end with nightmares. Either way, your team is your team. From my FIRST @netflixisajoke @contodonetflix special “Lower Classy” shot in San Antonio in 2016. #cristelaalonzo #Cowboys #football
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I didn’t grow up with health insurance. We didn’t go to the doctor unless we were very sick so when I got health insurance, I didn’t know how to use it. The thing is, when we become adults, it is assumed that we all know how to do “adult things” but really, if you were never taught, it’s okay to say you don’t know. From my @netflixisajoke special #MiddleClassy. On the road now prepping to shoot #UpperClassy next year. Tickets available on my website (cristelaalonzo.com) or on the link in bio. #cristelaalonzo
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Did you know I’m the daughter of Santa Claus? I can honestly say that having an immigrant parent do their versions of holidays are the best. #hojoho bilingual Santa 🎅🏽 From my first #Netflix special #LowerClassy (taped in San Antonio in 2016).
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Today is the anniversary of my mom’s death so…FYI: This joke is about death and grief. You know, funny stuff. It took me over ten years after my mom passed for me to be able to try to talk about that moment. wanted to post it to show people that I come from a family where we don’t talk about our feelings but I knew I had to break that cycle…no matter how hard it was. Twenty-one years ago and throughout the years, I like to noticing the stories I remember about her. My mom wasn’t taught to deal with her feelings…but that doesn’t mean her loss can’t. From #LowerClassy on Netflix.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Growing up with my mom as Santa Claus…from my first @netflixisajoke special #LowerClassy… Just so you know, this is the way my mom was. I’m not saying ALL Mexicans are like this. I’m not saying that they don’t all have Santa Claus…I come from a very poor family where we were taught that Christmas was solely religious. No presents, no trees…anyway, happy holidays. Jo Jo Jo….I am Santa Claus…
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - When you’re an #iphone6 and still kicking! @cristela9 has been performing standup for over 20 years and recorded her first album for Comedy Central right here at the San Jose Improv! Not only is she funny but she’s well known in the world of social justice, immigrant rights, and various human rights initiatives. Don’t miss out on an amazing night of comedy! #sanjoseimprov #standupcomedy
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I don’t want to brag but I’ve got therapy money…I’m kidding but the truth is though…we should ALL have therapy money. I’m very open about my mental health because it’s important to normalize it. ❤️ From my @netflixisajoke @contodonetflix special #MiddleClassy Hair: @craiggangi Makeup: @itstroyjensen
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - One thing we won’t be doing is making fun of the children. I have never supported that with any President’s kids but especially Gus. I am proud to be part of Special Olympics in Texas for my nephew. Gus reminds me of my nephew. One thing I will not stand for is anyone taking away a moment of pure joy and love this kid feels for his dad. You can criticize the candidates all you want. Leave the kids alone.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - This is from the FIRST late-night spot I ever did. Conan in 2012. I had been doing stand up for 9 years at this point. #cristelaalonzo #conan #lyingonresume My nephew Sergio was so excited when he saw this on TV and had used his name.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - ENCYCLOPEDIAS: I’m here to tell you about a simpler time when showing you had money meant you had the internet in alphabetical books. From my first stand-up special #LowerClassy (2017) on Netflix.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Vicks. @Cristela9 returns to the @OntarioImprov January 17-19! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #fyp #cristelaalonzo
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Took me decades to realize I’ve never really seen the world like I should’ve. 🤓 #cristelaalonzo #middleclassy
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - When you need to take out a loan to buy workout clothes. From my 2016 special “Lower Classy.” #CristelaAlonzo #workingout #LowerClassy
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - If you've ever gone into an expensive store (#Bloomingdales) and been treated like you can't afford anything there, then this story is for you. It's from my first hour special #LowerClassy from @netflixisajoke.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Let’s go Las Vegas! My first show of 2024 starts in 30 minutes. I actually did hair and makeup today. Lol. I love how I look at 45 years old. ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - From my 2016 @netflixisajoke special “Lower Classy.” This joke took me years to write. I did a short version of it on Craig Ferguson back in 2011 or so….finally made it to a special in 2016. The only thing I’d have to change if I did it now was to make those damn strawberries even more expensive. Lol
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - The tanning joke Netflix posted where people are saying I’m a white woman in the comments comes after this joke. They do that to try to negate what I’m saying in any way they can think of. People love to insert themselves as main character in every post they see. Yes, every joke is about you. All of them. You are so special. 🥹 In the words of my mom, “Pfft. I’ve been hated by better people than you.” 😘 #LowerClassy starring white woman, Cristela Alonzo on Netflix. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - When you speak 3 languages. @cristela9 See Cristela tonight at 7pm in The Main Room with @ilizas @iamnikaking @jeffdye @rachelsafety @hunterhillcomedy more! Get tickets while they last at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy #language
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Mic Drop favorite Cristela Alonzo hits the stage this weekend for five shows! Two shows are sold out already, so get your tickets fast! Cristela Alonzo made history when she became the first Latina to create, produce and star in her own network sitcom, Cristela for ABC. During that year, she split her time between LA and NYC to serve as one of ABC’s favorite guest hosts on their hit daytime talk show, The View. Cristela made history again when she became the first Latina lead in a Disney Pixar film when she voiced the character of Cruz Ramirez in Cars 3
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Hi!!! Unfollow me. I don’t care. I’ve been hated by better people. Someone else will take your place really quick. I’ll also be doing a couple events in Chicago DNC week. If you thought I wasn’t political, you should see me first special. I can’t stand Trump. Never have. 🥰
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I was born/raised in a Texas border town. My family still lives there. Creating laws that make you assume anything to feed into your paranoia and fabricated agenda that can/will traumatize anyone (especially children) for merely looking a certain way is disgusting. There will be people commenting from their spam accounts, their “private” accounts to spew their terribly worded cases because bald eagles, baseball, and something something Star Spangled flip flops… This insane and reminds me of the old Alabama #HB56 from 2011. Este país me ayudó tener oportunidades que nunca hubiera podido imaginar. Fue por la lucha de mi familia, de mi mamá….viniendo a un país buscando oportunidades como tener luz, agua que no tenemos que traer de un pozo… Conozco a mucha gente que quiere la oportunidad de poder sobrevivir. Eso es todo lo que quieren. Y no vamos hacernos mensos. Tejas NECESITA a la misma gente que quieren lastimar con esta ley. La economía los necesita. La razón que esta ley existe es porque los republicanos quieren quedar en poder y quieren asustar a la gente inventando problemas. Si quieren ayudar a los residentes, porque no conponen la red eléctrica que fállese con lluvia y calor?
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - When you can’t remember someone’s name, that’s when you find out what you really think of them. This is from 7 years ago.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - “What do YOU use Vicks for?” CRISTELA is LIVE at the Improv beginning tonight! There is still time to get your 🎟️ Follow the link in bio! @cristela9 #comedy #raleigh #vicks #liveevents
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I wasn’t raised in a family where we celebrated birthdays so I never do but thank you to those that wished me a good day. Every year I get to live, I am thankful for how far I’ve come. I live in a place that has air conditioning, I do what I’ve wanted to do since I was a kid and honestly, so much more but I wouldn’t have imagined any of this when I was a little kid squatting in an abandoned diner with my family. ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Today, I spoke at a panel about passing legislation for care workers and crossed paths with my bestie Dolores as she was on her way to a panel too. Si se puede. ✊🏽❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Vicks. Don’t miss @Cristela9 at the @PittsburghImprov this weekend, April 19-21! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #fyp #cristelaalonzo #cristela #vicks #insurance #sick #pittsburgh
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Smiling non stop. @cristela9 See Cristela tonight at 9:30 in The Main Room with @mazjobrani @chrisestradacomic @amircomedy @rickingraham @jessimaepeluso more! Get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Pero sigo siendo La Dama. Hahajaja<—bilingual laugh. 😘
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - When age is nothing but a number…. Deck the halls with boughs of Dolly…❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Throwback. Senior picture. Class of 1997. I was the photo editor for the yearbook and they STILL misspelled my name. And it wasn’t my first name either. 🤷🏽‍♀️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Undecided voter* *I have to explain this is a joke because there are people that don’t fully understand sentences.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - My sister and nephew came to visit me. I took them to Universal Studios because my nephew is a HUGE Super Mario fan (as am I). They are back in Dallas now but it was great to see them. 🥰
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Hello everyone! It’s been a minute! Just wanted to say hello and tell you this weekend, I’m coming to do shows in Sacramento, Santa Rosa and Fresno! Tickets available at my website: cristelaalonzo.com Hope to see you there!
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - tanning is a double standard 🎤 Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy premiered 7 years ago today on Netflix!
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - First gen problems… From my 2023 @netflixisajoke special #MiddleClassy. UPCOMING DATES: Aug 8-10: @punchlinephilly Aug 23: Monterey @gstheatremonterey Aug 24: San Luis Obispo, CA @fremontslo
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I’ve tried to be open with my struggles. I think it might make people know that they’re not alone if they’re going through something similar. I tell jokes for a living. I want to make people feel good because sometimes I don’t. My stand-up is mostly talking about my life and what I’m going through and learning. I’ll admit, I like when people can connect with what I’m saying. As different as we all may be, we are actually quite alike. I do the work to understand the whys of it all but that doesn’t mean that it still doesn’t affect me. It’s been a long year for me, for all of us. I honestly didn’t know it was NYE tonight till someone reminded me an hour ago. I’m doing as ok as I can be. I am lucky enough to have the help I need and more importantly, learning to ask for the help because if you’re someone that’s been taught to do everything yourself, you don’t even think of asking. Last time I went through a deep depression, I didn’t work for a couple of years but…this time I haven’t stopped and it’s because I’m learning to deal with it better. I hope we can all be kinder to each other. Sometimes a kind word can go a long way to someone that needs to hear it. ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Made this for Trump and F(Elon). It’s weird the White House would post a Valentine’s Day about deporting undocumented people when our President Musk was an undocumented immigrant when he got here but he’s white so I guess that makes him a good one. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Back in 2019, I released a book called #MusicToMyYears with @atriabooks from @simonandschuster. When it came out, I couldn’t promote it to save my life. Everyone was getting fired by Trump and putting out books. I wasn’t an A-list celebrity, etc. It took me years to write it. Despite all that…with the support I got from people throughout the years, I am happy to announce that today my book is out on PAPERBACK! I wasn’t expecting it. I found out about it back in November. I am so excited about it because I LOVE books. I have a chapter in my book about how the @mcallenlibrary was my home away from home in high school. If you’d like to support, consider buying the book…in either English or Spanish. Here’s the dedication to the book in both Spanish and English. ❤️🥹
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Back in 2019, I released a book called #MusicToMyYears with @atriabooks from @simonandschuster. When it came out, I couldn’t promote it to save my life. Everyone was getting fired by Trump and putting out books. I wasn’t an A-list celebrity, etc. It took me years to write it. Despite all that…with the support I got from people throughout the years, I am happy to announce that today my book is out on PAPERBACK! I wasn’t expecting it. I found out about it back in November. I am so excited about it because I LOVE books. I have a chapter in my book about how the @mcallenlibrary was my home away from home in high school. If you’d like to support, consider buying the book…in either English or Spanish. Here’s the dedication to the book in both Spanish and English. ❤️🥹
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Felt cute. Won’t delete later. They’re hair extensions. I naturally have longish hair and @mr_izzycolor added extensions to make my hair look fuller and it looks incredible. I’ve been going to @chavivhair_salons lately to get some stuff done and I can’t tell you how much I love them. They’re so good. Check out the work of the people I’m seeing! Skincare: @n4skincare Lashes: @lashline_by_ani Nails: @lili__nails_la Extensions: @mr_izzycolor And my brows….NOT DONE AT THE SALON - HAS HIS OWN EMPIEE BUT MUST BE GIVEN A SHOUT OUT BECAUSE YES, KING! Brows: @damoneroberts
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Happy Day of the Dead (To Me)
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I LOVE SAN ANTONIO! I’m at the @tobincentersa tonight! Here’s a preview of some of my merch. I can’t believe I’m selling stuff. Well, my brothers are. The theater is selling my books too. I’ll be around to sign after the show where the merch is set at. Blowout/extensions: @mr_izzycolor Lash extension: @lashline_by_ani These two make me look like I put a lot of effort but it was all them. Lol.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - When you think you have to do a home improvement project but it turns our YOU are the home improvement….🙄😭🥹
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I went to a holiday party (which I never, ever do) and this is the only pic I took of myself.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I had a joke go viral about me being 43 and not thinking I’m old. People kept telling me I was old AF. Then I had another video go viral about a day club for people over 40 that want to be chill and people told me I wasn’t old and to get over acting so old. The truth is: Post your shit online and forget about it. I rarely see comments. Once I get the gist, I move on. But also…Dallas. Five shows @addisonimprov. Dec 8-10. lol
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Psst. I’m working to shoot a new stand-up special at the end of 2024 and well…I figured I needed to finish the trilogy and call it “Upper Classy” (at least for now). Tickets available at my website. All cities but three are on sale and YES, I will be adding more cities (especially Texas and YES LA). This is just what I have confirmed so far. Hope to see you there! ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Ronald brought it to me personally!!! Gonna order Burger King now and keep an eye out for a crown.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - The older I get, the more I’m starting to like myself. A lot of it is pride. When I was a kid, I never thought I’d ever be in a place where I could afford to go to the doctor. I can afford emergencies…and I do it all by doing something I love. I am lucky. I know I am and I am grateful for it all. Tonight, one show in Monterey. Tomorrow, one show in San Luis Obispo at @fremontslo. Hope you’re all having a good day.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Did your family have encyclopedia money? @cristela9 See Cristela tonight at 9:30 in The Main Room @longtimenoseecomedy with @melissavcomedy @preacherlawson @renevacacomedy @notalimac @resrieriao @davemerheje more! Get tickets at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy #the80s
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - When you’re workout becomes a movie night… THIS WEEKEND: I’m coming to do one show in Monterey, CA and San Luis Obispo, CA. It’s my first time playing these cities and I can’t wait. Tickets available here: Aug. 23: Monterey, CA – @gstheatremonterey Aug. 24: San Luis Obispo, CA – @fremontslo Also, this clip is from my first @netflixisajoke special #LowerClassy. During this time, I think I had just found out I was diabetic which is why I got the dvds. I was editing this clip and laughing at how outdated DVDs sound now. LOL.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Happy Birthday Dolores! Today she turns 94 years old! I’ve only known you for a short decade but you’ve taught me so much. You’ve taught me that despite the odds being against you and Cesar Chavez, you could make progress for the farm workers. You’ve taught me that a life of service and action based on grassroots is something that can still be effective in a world of internet. Today I am doing an IG Live with Dolores at noon PST to say Happy Birthday to her. Please join me in spending a little bit of time with the birthday girl. And also, please consider becoming a monthly donor to @doloreshuertafd. Any amount helps continue the work of Dolores. And don’t get it twisted, she devotes her life to community but she can still dance and sip on a tequila better than I ever could. I love our friendship. ❤️ feliz cumpleaños Dolores.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Money 🤑 money 💸 mon-ay! See @cristela9 at #MilwaukeeImprov this weekend (May 16-18)!! Showtimes and tickets at Link In Bio or https://pulse.ly/1qfj7sxsys #mke #cristelaalonzo #milwaukee #cristela9 #mkeimprov #middleclassfancy #comedy #money #comedyclub #glowup #414 #414mke #thingstodomke #mkecomedy
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Let me teach you Spanish! It’s my first language and I was born and raised in San Juan, TX. My family still lives there. Also, doing a show in McAllen later on this year. Tickets will be on sale soon.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - That’s how Santa does it: he goes to Latino houses today while we’re eating tamales and the rest of the world tonight.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I think more about things covered in chile than chocolate.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I took this pic at lunch a couple days ago and it’ll be my new headshot now. 🤣
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I’m @disneyland (well @californiaadventurepark and I got to see me!!! Like looking in a mirror! #Cruztela #CruzRamirez
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - May the Fourth Be With You….or maybe I’m early for tomorrow: Mayo the Cinco Be Con Usted!
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Refried Loteria tacos are my favorite. 🫘
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Random throwback to one of my FAVORITE pics. It just popped up on my phone. Photo by @itstroyjensen Craig has been doing my hair for 9 years. I love him. I like to play with looks and he knows he can suggest anything and I’m down. He introduced me to Troy after my friend Danielle (that did my makeup since 2014) moved to Hawaii. Troy does amazing makeup and is a great photographer. I haven’t done any promo/PR stuff while working on what will be my next stand-up special so I haven’t needed to glam up but….when I need to look awesome, I see Troy and Craig. I mean, look at this pic! I don’t look like this on my own. ❤️ Makeup: @itstroyjensen Hair: @craiggangi
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Hello! In case you’re keeping track, here’s what I’m working on. I FORGOT TO ADD LOS ANGELES! I’m working on a proper LA date LA! I’ll post as tickets become available to purchase.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Cristela Alonzo has such a beautiful voice! @cristela9 @borninthe210
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - TOUR UPDATE: I’ve added some cities (whaddup Palm Springs, Fresno, Monterey, San Luis Obispo?!!) to my #UpperClassy tour as I work on the new hour that I will shoot NEXT year. All cities except Philadelphia, Houston and Washington DC are now on sale! Go to my website cristelaalonzo.com for tickets or to venue directly! #UpperClassy is the last of the trilogy showing the evolution of where I started, where I’m going and all the lessons I’m learning along the way…like learning how to try to break the cycle of working ourselves to death and trying to focus on taking time for myself. It’s a hard lesson when you grow up on survival mode. Hope to see you on the road soon! Also, this amazing artwork of my face was done by the talented @jessicagonzalesart that also is responsible for the mural in my #MiddleClassy @netflixisajoke special. ❤️🥹
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Today, I went to the FOX lot and saw the stage I used to shoot my sitcom at 10 years ago. I was a page (usher) at the show about 25 years ago. I had a lot of feelings. Sometimes you go back and visit and then remember you can’t go back at all…and that can be a really good thing. #Cristela ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - We all have the one teacher that changed us forever! @cristela9 shares how one teacher changed the trajectory of her life. 🥹 #teacher #school #love
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Tonight’s selfie from the backstage @westgatevegas…about to go up at Elvis Presley’s theater. Let’s do this. 🥰
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Random selfie from Canelo fight tonight.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - See you tonight El Paso! I won’t be wearing this.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I mean, it’s been 10 years since the last one…😘
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Other women want sugar daddies, I want scrub daddies! @scrubdaddy hahaha What’s your favorite #midlifeclubbing activity?
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - 20th stand-up anniversary today! This is a clip from my FIRST time on stage and the first joke I ever told. 😭 Video quality is bad because It was shot on VHS! Hahahaha.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - AUSTIN TEXAS! I’m here! @capcitycomedy this weekend. FIVE shows. Hope to see you there! Tickets link in bio
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Had to make my food and think about the 9-5 school job I had back in the day.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - 🔥@cristela9 🔥 Live in #Dallas at our #Addison club Fri Dec. 8th-10th 🎟️ ImprovTX.com 🎟️ #ToBeContinued #Cristela #Cars3 #MusicToMyYears #MiddleClassy #LowerClassy #Netflix
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - THANK YOU HOUSTON! About to do my last show of a sold out weekend! Thank you to everyone that came to my shows. Love you all. Can’t wait to come back. And if you DID come to my shows, remember to have more fun in life. ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Selfie. When people take a pic of me, I call it a Yoursie.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - 2024 DATES SO FAR! Yes….I’m adding more. No I didn’t forget Texas. Yes, I’m still confirming LA, Denver, Seattle, Madison and Phoenix (well, Scottsdale-you all can drive there, right?) Just wanted to post what I got so far. Tickets to the shows on sale at my website: cristelaalonzo.com
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - When my mom didn’t believe me, she sounded like a motorcycle you couldn’t start.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - We’re going full nerd tonight. Notice the Wayne’s World shirt (from @pattilapel) and since Wayne is sponsored by @reebok, I’m wearing my Pumps. Photo: @steveisok
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Cristela Alonzo headlines this weekend! From her groundbreaking sitcom Cristela to voicing Cruz Ramirez in Cars 3 and her hit Netflix specials, she’s a powerhouse in comedy. Don’t miss @cristela9 live! #micdropcomedy #sandiego #comedyclub #comedy #standup
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - @cristela9 gave advice to @robertabooey1 on the #WrapUpShow: “Love your sugar until they tell you not to.”
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - NEXT WEEK: Doing four shows @irvineimprov for Mother’s Day weekend. Tickets available at the club’s page or my website (cristelaalonzo.com) Also, here are some of the other dates I have coming up in the next couple of months as part of my #UpperClassy tour: MAY 16-18: Milwaukee, WI JUNE 6-8: Chicago, IL JUNE 14-15: Seattle, WA JUNE 21-23: Oxnard, CA JUNE 28-30: San Antonio, TX
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I’ve owned this ring for so long. It’s a custom I got done @melodyehsani years ago. I have so many pieces that say VOTE and I bust them out a lot during election times. Thank you, Palm Springs. I’ve never played the city before. Can’t wait to be back in the area. I had people drive from LA to this show. Trust me, I would LOVE to play LA…I just need to find a theatre that works for me. I know there’s a ton of places but just because there are, doesn’t mean that I can play them. All happens when it’s supposed to.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - THIS WEEKEND AT MIC DROP DON’T MISS CRISTELA ALONZO. Cristela Alonzo made history when she became the first Latina to create, produce and star in her own network sitcom, Cristela for ABC. She’s also the first Latina lead in a Disney Pixar film! You may recognize her voice as Cruz Ramirez from Cars 3. Today, Cristela tours around the country performing to sold-out clubs and theatres. Her first stand-up special, Lower Classy, is currently streaming on Netflix, and her highly anticipated second stand-up special, Middle Classy, was released world-wide on Netflix June 28th, 2022
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - LAS VEGAS. First show of 2024 @westgatevegas. Ticket link in bio
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - RANDOM SUNDAY THOUGHT: It’s not supposed to be a downer. Just a reminder that every day you wake up, you write a new part of your story. What we leave behind is how people will remember us. If you’ve seen my latest hour, you know that I talk about trying to really live. Don’t hold off and try to make “fun” something you work towards because you will never work enough to think you deserve to have fun. ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I just woke up as you can tell and I started thinking about how the first thing I do is grab my phone and start scrolling. It made me think: HOW DID I GET HERE? So…here’s the answer. Do you all remember your “web history?” Lol
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - The greenroom is dark but I like the pic. Today’s vintage tee: Styx ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Tonight’s look: vintage AOL sweatshirt! (Cue dial-up sounds) #Portland through Saturday @heliumcomedypdx
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - For everyone that’s complimented the earrings I’ve been wearing this weekend @ontarioimprov…I wanted to post them and shout-out @ilaments - she’s the person behind these earrings. I have them in gold and Dodger blue. I’ve bought from her for years. Her stuff is great. Let’s support small businesses when we can! 😘
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - For everyone that’s complimented the earrings I’ve been wearing this weekend @ontarioimprov…I wanted to post them and shout-out @ilaments - she’s the person behind these earrings. I have them in gold and Dodger blue. I’ve bought from her for years. Her stuff is great. Let’s support small businesses when we can! 😘
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - UPPER CLASSY!!! 2024 DATES (so far)….I’ll add more but as of now, this is what I got. Click on the link in bio (or go to cristelaalonzo.com) to get tickets!! If you’re interested in getting tickets to upcoming shows not on sale yet, sign up for my email list so we can keep in touch and I’ll let you know when they’re available (and also a heads up on what I’m working on)! #CristelaAlonzo #UpperClassy #MiddleClassy #LowerClassy
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Trying to get back into my @facebook account after it stopped recognizing my device but still says it recognizes it is frustrating. I’ve done 13 password resets, submitted my ID to prove it was me (I HATED doing that) and their own link from the email that said I could log in isn’t working. Oh @meta….
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - A Mexican mom as an NFL coach…
Cristela Alonzo - 720.1K Likes - Okay but serious question: What iPhone are you? From my 2022 @netflixisajoke / @contodonetflix stand-up special #MiddleClassy

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Caption : Okay but serious question: What iPhone are you? From my 2022 @netflixisajoke / @contodonetflix stand-up special #MiddleClassy
Likes : 720090Cristela Alonzo - 229.9K Likes - DJ Mid Life Crisis this Saturday! We also don’t do Bloody Marys or Michelada because of acid reflux.

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Caption : DJ Mid Life Crisis this Saturday! We also don’t do Bloody Marys or Michelada because of acid reflux.
Likes : 229883Cristela Alonzo - 214.5K Likes - Lululemon. Head to the @ImprovMilwaukee and catch @Cristela9 this weekend, May 16-18! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #fyp #cristela #cristelaalonzo #lululemon #workout #gym #fitness #milwaukee

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Caption : Lululemon. Head to the @ImprovMilwaukee and catch @Cristela9 this weekend, May 16-18! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #fyp #cristela #cristelaalonzo #lululemon #workout #gym #fitness #milwaukee
Likes : 214476Cristela Alonzo - 143.4K Likes - Speaking Caucasion. Get ready for @Cristela9 to take the @ImprovRaleigh stage February 1-3! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #cristela #cristelaalonzo #caucasion #bilingual #trilingual #raleigh

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Caption : Speaking Caucasion. Get ready for @Cristela9 to take the @ImprovRaleigh stage February 1-3! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #cristela #cristelaalonzo #caucasion #bilingual #trilingual #raleigh
Likes : 143387Cristela Alonzo - 120.8K Likes - Learning the internet. Hey Pittsburgh! It’s time to get your tickets if you already haven’t to see Cristela Alonzo LIVE this weekend! April 19-21🎟️ @cristela9

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Caption : Learning the internet. Hey Pittsburgh! It’s time to get your tickets if you already haven’t to see Cristela Alonzo LIVE this weekend! April 19-21🎟️ @cristela9
Likes : 120805Cristela Alonzo - 108.4K Likes - Oh Cowboys….it’s not even halftime yet.

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Caption : Oh Cowboys….it’s not even halftime yet.
Likes : 108402Cristela Alonzo - 84.5K Likes - This is about my love of the Dallas Cowboys but really…it’s about any team you love so hard that no matter what, you STILL support. Seasons start with dreams and end with nightmares. Either way, your team is your team. From my FIRST @netflixisajoke @contodonetflix special “Lower Classy” shot in San Antonio in 2016. #cristelaalonzo #Cowboys #football

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Caption : This is about my love of the Dallas Cowboys but really…it’s about any team you love so hard that no matter what, you STILL support. Seasons start with dreams and end with nightmares. Either way, your team is your team. From my FIRST @netflixisajoke @contodonetflix special “Lower Classy” shot in San Antonio in 2016. #cristelaalonzo #Cowboys #football
Likes : 84490Cristela Alonzo - 80.6K Likes - I didn’t grow up with health insurance. We didn’t go to the doctor unless we were very sick so when I got health insurance, I didn’t know how to use it. The thing is, when we become adults, it is assumed that we all know how to do “adult things” but really, if you were never taught, it’s okay to say you don’t know. From my @netflixisajoke special #MiddleClassy. On the road now prepping to shoot #UpperClassy next year. Tickets available on my website (cristelaalonzo.com) or on the link in bio. #cristelaalonzo

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Caption : I didn’t grow up with health insurance. We didn’t go to the doctor unless we were very sick so when I got health insurance, I didn’t know how to use it. The thing is, when we become adults, it is assumed that we all know how to do “adult things” but really, if you were never taught, it’s okay to say you don’t know. From my @netflixisajoke special #MiddleClassy. On the road now prepping to shoot #UpperClassy next year. Tickets available on my website (cristelaalonzo.com) or on the link in bio. #cristelaalonzo
Likes : 80590Cristela Alonzo - 57.5K Likes - Did you know I’m the daughter of Santa Claus? I can honestly say that having an immigrant parent do their versions of holidays are the best. #hojoho bilingual Santa 🎅🏽 From my first #Netflix special #LowerClassy (taped in San Antonio in 2016).

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Caption : Did you know I’m the daughter of Santa Claus? I can honestly say that having an immigrant parent do their versions of holidays are the best. #hojoho bilingual Santa 🎅🏽 From my first #Netflix special #LowerClassy (taped in San Antonio in 2016).
Likes : 57524Cristela Alonzo - 37.6K Likes - Today is the anniversary of my mom’s death so…FYI: This joke is about death and grief. You know, funny stuff. It took me over ten years after my mom passed for me to be able to try to talk about that moment. wanted to post it to show people that I come from a family where we don’t talk about our feelings but I knew I had to break that cycle…no matter how hard it was. Twenty-one years ago and throughout the years, I like to noticing the stories I remember about her. My mom wasn’t taught to deal with her feelings…but that doesn’t mean her loss can’t. From #LowerClassy on Netflix.

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Caption : Today is the anniversary of my mom’s death so…FYI: This joke is about death and grief. You know, funny stuff. It took me over ten years after my mom passed for me to be able to try to talk about that moment. wanted to post it to show people that I come from a family where we don’t talk about our feelings but I knew I had to break that cycle…no matter how hard it was. Twenty-one years ago and throughout the years, I like to noticing the stories I remember about her. My mom wasn’t taught to deal with her feelings…but that doesn’t mean her loss can’t. From #LowerClassy on Netflix.
Likes : 37554Cristela Alonzo - 34.2K Likes - Growing up with my mom as Santa Claus…from my first @netflixisajoke special #LowerClassy… Just so you know, this is the way my mom was. I’m not saying ALL Mexicans are like this. I’m not saying that they don’t all have Santa Claus…I come from a very poor family where we were taught that Christmas was solely religious. No presents, no trees…anyway, happy holidays. Jo Jo Jo….I am Santa Claus…

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Caption : Growing up with my mom as Santa Claus…from my first @netflixisajoke special #LowerClassy… Just so you know, this is the way my mom was. I’m not saying ALL Mexicans are like this. I’m not saying that they don’t all have Santa Claus…I come from a very poor family where we were taught that Christmas was solely religious. No presents, no trees…anyway, happy holidays. Jo Jo Jo….I am Santa Claus…
Likes : 34199Cristela Alonzo - 33.5K Likes - When you’re an #iphone6 and still kicking! @cristela9 has been performing standup for over 20 years and recorded her first album for Comedy Central right here at the San Jose Improv! Not only is she funny but she’s well known in the world of social justice, immigrant rights, and various human rights initiatives. Don’t miss out on an amazing night of comedy! #sanjoseimprov #standupcomedy

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Caption : When you’re an #iphone6 and still kicking! @cristela9 has been performing standup for over 20 years and recorded her first album for Comedy Central right here at the San Jose Improv! Not only is she funny but she’s well known in the world of social justice, immigrant rights, and various human rights initiatives. Don’t miss out on an amazing night of comedy! #sanjoseimprov #standupcomedy
Likes : 33535Cristela Alonzo - 32.7K Likes - I don’t want to brag but I’ve got therapy money…I’m kidding but the truth is though…we should ALL have therapy money. I’m very open about my mental health because it’s important to normalize it. ❤️ From my @netflixisajoke @contodonetflix special #MiddleClassy Hair: @craiggangi Makeup: @itstroyjensen

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Caption : I don’t want to brag but I’ve got therapy money…I’m kidding but the truth is though…we should ALL have therapy money. I’m very open about my mental health because it’s important to normalize it. ❤️ From my @netflixisajoke @contodonetflix special #MiddleClassy Hair: @craiggangi Makeup: @itstroyjensen
Likes : 32708Cristela Alonzo - 21.4K Likes - One thing we won’t be doing is making fun of the children. I have never supported that with any President’s kids but especially Gus. I am proud to be part of Special Olympics in Texas for my nephew. Gus reminds me of my nephew. One thing I will not stand for is anyone taking away a moment of pure joy and love this kid feels for his dad. You can criticize the candidates all you want. Leave the kids alone.

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Caption : One thing we won’t be doing is making fun of the children. I have never supported that with any President’s kids but especially Gus. I am proud to be part of Special Olympics in Texas for my nephew. Gus reminds me of my nephew. One thing I will not stand for is anyone taking away a moment of pure joy and love this kid feels for his dad. You can criticize the candidates all you want. Leave the kids alone.
Likes : 21412Cristela Alonzo - 21K Likes - This is from the FIRST late-night spot I ever did. Conan in 2012. I had been doing stand up for 9 years at this point. #cristelaalonzo #conan #lyingonresume My nephew Sergio was so excited when he saw this on TV and had used his name.

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Caption : This is from the FIRST late-night spot I ever did. Conan in 2012. I had been doing stand up for 9 years at this point. #cristelaalonzo #conan #lyingonresume My nephew Sergio was so excited when he saw this on TV and had used his name.
Likes : 21006Cristela Alonzo - 19.4K Likes - ENCYCLOPEDIAS: I’m here to tell you about a simpler time when showing you had money meant you had the internet in alphabetical books. From my first stand-up special #LowerClassy (2017) on Netflix.

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Caption : ENCYCLOPEDIAS: I’m here to tell you about a simpler time when showing you had money meant you had the internet in alphabetical books. From my first stand-up special #LowerClassy (2017) on Netflix.
Likes : 19389Cristela Alonzo - 18K Likes - Vicks. @Cristela9 returns to the @OntarioImprov January 17-19! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #fyp #cristelaalonzo

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Caption : Vicks. @Cristela9 returns to the @OntarioImprov January 17-19! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #fyp #cristelaalonzo
Likes : 17974Cristela Alonzo - 16.8K Likes - Took me decades to realize I’ve never really seen the world like I should’ve. 🤓 #cristelaalonzo #middleclassy

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Caption : Took me decades to realize I’ve never really seen the world like I should’ve. 🤓 #cristelaalonzo #middleclassy
Likes : 16753Cristela Alonzo - 16.5K Likes - When you need to take out a loan to buy workout clothes. From my 2016 special “Lower Classy.” #CristelaAlonzo #workingout #LowerClassy

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Caption : When you need to take out a loan to buy workout clothes. From my 2016 special “Lower Classy.” #CristelaAlonzo #workingout #LowerClassy
Likes : 16544Cristela Alonzo - 16.3K Likes - If you've ever gone into an expensive store (#Bloomingdales) and been treated like you can't afford anything there, then this story is for you. It's from my first hour special #LowerClassy from @netflixisajoke.

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Caption : If you’ve ever gone into an expensive store (#Bloomingdales) and been treated like you can’t afford anything there, then this story is for you. It’s from my first hour special #LowerClassy from @netflixisajoke.
Likes : 16281Cristela Alonzo - 15.8K Likes - Let’s go Las Vegas! My first show of 2024 starts in 30 minutes. I actually did hair and makeup today. Lol. I love how I look at 45 years old. ❤️

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Caption : Let’s go Las Vegas! My first show of 2024 starts in 30 minutes. I actually did hair and makeup today. Lol. I love how I look at 45 years old. ❤️
Likes : 15823Cristela Alonzo - 15.6K Likes - From my 2016 @netflixisajoke special “Lower Classy.” This joke took me years to write. I did a short version of it on Craig Ferguson back in 2011 or so….finally made it to a special in 2016. The only thing I’d have to change if I did it now was to make those damn strawberries even more expensive. Lol

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Caption : From my 2016 @netflixisajoke special “Lower Classy.” This joke took me years to write. I did a short version of it on Craig Ferguson back in 2011 or so….finally made it to a special in 2016. The only thing I’d have to change if I did it now was to make those damn strawberries even more expensive. Lol
Likes : 15636Cristela Alonzo - 14.4K Likes - The tanning joke Netflix posted where people are saying I’m a white woman in the comments comes after this joke. They do that to try to negate what I’m saying in any way they can think of. People love to insert themselves as main character in every post they see. Yes, every joke is about you. All of them. You are so special. 🥹 In the words of my mom, “Pfft. I’ve been hated by better people than you.” 😘 #LowerClassy starring white woman, Cristela Alonzo on Netflix. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Caption : The tanning joke Netflix posted where people are saying I’m a white woman in the comments comes after this joke. They do that to try to negate what I’m saying in any way they can think of. People love to insert themselves as main character in every post they see. Yes, every joke is about you. All of them. You are so special. 🥹 In the words of my mom, “Pfft. I’ve been hated by better people than you.” 😘 #LowerClassy starring white woman, Cristela Alonzo on Netflix. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Likes : 14400Cristela Alonzo - 14.1K Likes - When you speak 3 languages. @cristela9 See Cristela tonight at 7pm in The Main Room with @ilizas @iamnikaking @jeffdye @rachelsafety @hunterhillcomedy more! Get tickets while they last at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy #language

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Caption : When you speak 3 languages. @cristela9 See Cristela tonight at 7pm in The Main Room with @ilizas @iamnikaking @jeffdye @rachelsafety @hunterhillcomedy more! Get tickets while they last at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy #language
Likes : 14072Cristela Alonzo - 13.7K Likes - Mic Drop favorite Cristela Alonzo hits the stage this weekend for five shows! Two shows are sold out already, so get your tickets fast! Cristela Alonzo made history when she became the first Latina to create, produce and star in her own network sitcom, Cristela for ABC. During that year, she split her time between LA and NYC to serve as one of ABC’s favorite guest hosts on their hit daytime talk show, The View. Cristela made history again when she became the first Latina lead in a Disney Pixar film when she voiced the character of Cruz Ramirez in Cars 3

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Caption : Mic Drop favorite Cristela Alonzo hits the stage this weekend for five shows! Two shows are sold out already, so get your tickets fast! Cristela Alonzo made history when she became the first Latina to create, produce and star in her own network sitcom, Cristela for ABC. During that year, she split her time between LA and NYC to serve as one of ABC’s favorite guest hosts on their hit daytime talk show, The View. Cristela made history again when she became the first Latina lead in a Disney Pixar film when she voiced the character of Cruz Ramirez in Cars 3
Likes : 13690Cristela Alonzo - 13.1K Likes - Hi!!! Unfollow me. I don’t care. I’ve been hated by better people. Someone else will take your place really quick. I’ll also be doing a couple events in Chicago DNC week. If you thought I wasn’t political, you should see me first special. I can’t stand Trump. Never have. 🥰

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Caption : Hi!!! Unfollow me. I don’t care. I’ve been hated by better people. Someone else will take your place really quick. I’ll also be doing a couple events in Chicago DNC week. If you thought I wasn’t political, you should see me first special. I can’t stand Trump. Never have. 🥰
Likes : 13138Cristela Alonzo - 12.6K Likes - I was born/raised in a Texas border town. My family still lives there. Creating laws that make you assume anything to feed into your paranoia and fabricated agenda that can/will traumatize anyone (especially children) for merely looking a certain way is disgusting. There will be people commenting from their spam accounts, their “private” accounts to spew their terribly worded cases because bald eagles, baseball, and something something Star Spangled flip flops… This insane and reminds me of the old Alabama #HB56 from 2011. Este país me ayudó tener oportunidades que nunca hubiera podido imaginar. Fue por la lucha de mi familia, de mi mamá….viniendo a un país buscando oportunidades como tener luz, agua que no tenemos que traer de un pozo… Conozco a mucha gente que quiere la oportunidad de poder sobrevivir. Eso es todo lo que quieren. Y no vamos hacernos mensos. Tejas NECESITA a la misma gente que quieren lastimar con esta ley. La economía los necesita. La razón que esta ley existe es porque los republicanos quieren quedar en poder y quieren asustar a la gente inventando problemas. Si quieren ayudar a los residentes, porque no conponen la red eléctrica que fállese con lluvia y calor?

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Caption : I was born/raised in a Texas border town. My family still lives there. Creating laws that make you assume anything to feed into your paranoia and fabricated agenda that can/will traumatize anyone (especially children) for merely looking a certain way is disgusting. There will be people commenting from their spam accounts, their “private” accounts to spew their terribly worded cases because bald eagles, baseball, and something something Star Spangled flip flops… This insane and reminds me of the old Alabama #HB56 from 2011. Este país me ayudó tener oportunidades que nunca hubiera podido imaginar. Fue por la lucha de mi familia, de mi mamá….viniendo a un país buscando oportunidades como tener luz, agua que no tenemos que traer de un pozo… Conozco a mucha gente que quiere la oportunidad de poder sobrevivir. Eso es todo lo que quieren. Y no vamos hacernos mensos. Tejas NECESITA a la misma gente que quieren lastimar con esta ley. La economía los necesita. La razón que esta ley existe es porque los republicanos quieren quedar en poder y quieren asustar a la gente inventando problemas. Si quieren ayudar a los residentes, porque no conponen la red eléctrica que fállese con lluvia y calor?
Likes : 12593Cristela Alonzo - 12.2K Likes - When you can’t remember someone’s name, that’s when you find out what you really think of them. This is from 7 years ago.

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Caption : When you can’t remember someone’s name, that’s when you find out what you really think of them. This is from 7 years ago.
Likes : 12182Cristela Alonzo - 12.1K Likes - “What do YOU use Vicks for?” CRISTELA is LIVE at the Improv beginning tonight! There is still time to get your 🎟️ Follow the link in bio! @cristela9 #comedy #raleigh #vicks #liveevents

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Caption : “What do YOU use Vicks for?” CRISTELA is LIVE at the Improv beginning tonight! There is still time to get your 🎟️ Follow the link in bio! @cristela9 #comedy #raleigh #vicks #liveevents
Likes : 12123Cristela Alonzo - 11.8K Likes - I wasn’t raised in a family where we celebrated birthdays so I never do but thank you to those that wished me a good day. Every year I get to live, I am thankful for how far I’ve come. I live in a place that has air conditioning, I do what I’ve wanted to do since I was a kid and honestly, so much more but I wouldn’t have imagined any of this when I was a little kid squatting in an abandoned diner with my family. ❤️

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Caption : I wasn’t raised in a family where we celebrated birthdays so I never do but thank you to those that wished me a good day. Every year I get to live, I am thankful for how far I’ve come. I live in a place that has air conditioning, I do what I’ve wanted to do since I was a kid and honestly, so much more but I wouldn’t have imagined any of this when I was a little kid squatting in an abandoned diner with my family. ❤️
Likes : 11776Cristela Alonzo - 11.5K Likes - Today, I spoke at a panel about passing legislation for care workers and crossed paths with my bestie Dolores as she was on her way to a panel too. Si se puede. ✊🏽❤️

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Caption : Today, I spoke at a panel about passing legislation for care workers and crossed paths with my bestie Dolores as she was on her way to a panel too. Si se puede. ✊🏽❤️
Likes : 11451Cristela Alonzo - 10.4K Likes - Vicks. Don’t miss @Cristela9 at the @PittsburghImprov this weekend, April 19-21! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #fyp #cristelaalonzo #cristela #vicks #insurance #sick #pittsburgh

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Caption : Vicks. Don’t miss @Cristela9 at the @PittsburghImprov this weekend, April 19-21! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #fyp #cristelaalonzo #cristela #vicks #insurance #sick #pittsburgh
Likes : 10408Cristela Alonzo - 9.9K Likes - Smiling non stop. @cristela9 See Cristela tonight at 9:30 in The Main Room with @mazjobrani @chrisestradacomic @amircomedy @rickingraham @jessimaepeluso more! Get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy

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Caption : Smiling non stop. @cristela9 See Cristela tonight at 9:30 in The Main Room with @mazjobrani @chrisestradacomic @amircomedy @rickingraham @jessimaepeluso more! Get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy
Likes : 9879Cristela Alonzo - 9.5K Likes - Pero sigo siendo La Dama. Hahajaja<—bilingual laugh. 😘

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Caption : Pero sigo siendo La Dama. Hahajaja<—bilingual laugh. 😘
Likes : 9535Cristela Alonzo - 9.5K Likes - When age is nothing but a number…. Deck the halls with boughs of Dolly…❤️

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Caption : When age is nothing but a number…. Deck the halls with boughs of Dolly…❤️
Likes : 9463Cristela Alonzo - 9.2K Likes - Throwback. Senior picture. Class of 1997. I was the photo editor for the yearbook and they STILL misspelled my name. And it wasn’t my first name either. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Caption : Throwback. Senior picture. Class of 1997. I was the photo editor for the yearbook and they STILL misspelled my name. And it wasn’t my first name either. 🤷🏽‍♀️
Likes : 9171Cristela Alonzo - 8.2K Likes - Undecided voter* *I have to explain this is a joke because there are people that don’t fully understand sentences.

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Caption : Undecided voter* *I have to explain this is a joke because there are people that don’t fully understand sentences.
Likes : 8231Cristela Alonzo - 8.2K Likes - My sister and nephew came to visit me. I took them to Universal Studios because my nephew is a HUGE Super Mario fan (as am I). They are back in Dallas now but it was great to see them. 🥰

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Caption : My sister and nephew came to visit me. I took them to Universal Studios because my nephew is a HUGE Super Mario fan (as am I). They are back in Dallas now but it was great to see them. 🥰
Likes : 8211Cristela Alonzo - 7.7K Likes - Hello everyone! It’s been a minute! Just wanted to say hello and tell you this weekend, I’m coming to do shows in Sacramento, Santa Rosa and Fresno! Tickets available at my website: cristelaalonzo.com Hope to see you there!

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Caption : Hello everyone! It’s been a minute! Just wanted to say hello and tell you this weekend, I’m coming to do shows in Sacramento, Santa Rosa and Fresno! Tickets available at my website: cristelaalonzo.com Hope to see you there!
Likes : 7715Cristela Alonzo - 7K Likes - tanning is a double standard 🎤 Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy premiered 7 years ago today on Netflix!

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Caption : tanning is a double standard 🎤 Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy premiered 7 years ago today on Netflix!
Likes : 6997Cristela Alonzo - 6.9K Likes - First gen problems… From my 2023 @netflixisajoke special #MiddleClassy. UPCOMING DATES: Aug 8-10: @punchlinephilly Aug 23: Monterey @gstheatremonterey Aug 24: San Luis Obispo, CA @fremontslo

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Caption : First gen problems… From my 2023 @netflixisajoke special #MiddleClassy. UPCOMING DATES: Aug 8-10: @punchlinephilly Aug 23: Monterey @gstheatremonterey Aug 24: San Luis Obispo, CA @fremontslo
Likes : 6891Cristela Alonzo - 6.7K Likes - I’ve tried to be open with my struggles. I think it might make people know that they’re not alone if they’re going through something similar. I tell jokes for a living. I want to make people feel good because sometimes I don’t. My stand-up is mostly talking about my life and what I’m going through and learning. I’ll admit, I like when people can connect with what I’m saying. As different as we all may be, we are actually quite alike. I do the work to understand the whys of it all but that doesn’t mean that it still doesn’t affect me. It’s been a long year for me, for all of us. I honestly didn’t know it was NYE tonight till someone reminded me an hour ago. I’m doing as ok as I can be. I am lucky enough to have the help I need and more importantly, learning to ask for the help because if you’re someone that’s been taught to do everything yourself, you don’t even think of asking. Last time I went through a deep depression, I didn’t work for a couple of years but…this time I haven’t stopped and it’s because I’m learning to deal with it better. I hope we can all be kinder to each other. Sometimes a kind word can go a long way to someone that needs to hear it. ❤️

6.7K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I’ve tried to be open with my struggles. I think it might make people know that they’re not alone if they’re going through something similar. I tell jokes for a living. I want to make people feel good because sometimes I don’t. My stand-up is mostly talking about my life and what I’m going through and learning. I’ll admit, I like when people can connect with what I’m saying. As different as we all may be, we are actually quite alike. I do the work to understand the whys of it all but that doesn’t mean that it still doesn’t affect me. It’s been a long year for me, for all of us. I honestly didn’t know it was NYE tonight till someone reminded me an hour ago. I’m doing as ok as I can be. I am lucky enough to have the help I need and more importantly, learning to ask for the help because if you’re someone that’s been taught to do everything yourself, you don’t even think of asking. Last time I went through a deep depression, I didn’t work for a couple of years but…this time I haven’t stopped and it’s because I’m learning to deal with it better. I hope we can all be kinder to each other. Sometimes a kind word can go a long way to someone that needs to hear it. ❤️
Likes : 6673Cristela Alonzo - 6.1K Likes - Made this for Trump and F(Elon). It’s weird the White House would post a Valentine’s Day about deporting undocumented people when our President Musk was an undocumented immigrant when he got here but he’s white so I guess that makes him a good one. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Caption : Made this for Trump and F(Elon). It’s weird the White House would post a Valentine’s Day about deporting undocumented people when our President Musk was an undocumented immigrant when he got here but he’s white so I guess that makes him a good one. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Likes : 6146Cristela Alonzo - 5.9K Likes - Back in 2019, I released a book called #MusicToMyYears with @atriabooks from @simonandschuster. When it came out, I couldn’t promote it to save my life. Everyone was getting fired by Trump and putting out books. I wasn’t an A-list celebrity, etc. It took me years to write it. Despite all that…with the support I got from people throughout the years, I am happy to announce that today my book is out on PAPERBACK! I wasn’t expecting it. I found out about it back in November. I am so excited about it because I LOVE books. I have a chapter in my book about how the @mcallenlibrary was my home away from home in high school. If you’d like to support, consider buying the book…in either English or Spanish. Here’s the dedication to the book in both Spanish and English. ❤️🥹

5.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Back in 2019, I released a book called #MusicToMyYears with @atriabooks from @simonandschuster. When it came out, I couldn’t promote it to save my life. Everyone was getting fired by Trump and putting out books. I wasn’t an A-list celebrity, etc. It took me years to write it. Despite all that…with the support I got from people throughout the years, I am happy to announce that today my book is out on PAPERBACK! I wasn’t expecting it. I found out about it back in November. I am so excited about it because I LOVE books. I have a chapter in my book about how the @mcallenlibrary was my home away from home in high school. If you’d like to support, consider buying the book…in either English or Spanish. Here’s the dedication to the book in both Spanish and English. ❤️🥹
Likes : 5929Cristela Alonzo - 5.9K Likes - Back in 2019, I released a book called #MusicToMyYears with @atriabooks from @simonandschuster. When it came out, I couldn’t promote it to save my life. Everyone was getting fired by Trump and putting out books. I wasn’t an A-list celebrity, etc. It took me years to write it. Despite all that…with the support I got from people throughout the years, I am happy to announce that today my book is out on PAPERBACK! I wasn’t expecting it. I found out about it back in November. I am so excited about it because I LOVE books. I have a chapter in my book about how the @mcallenlibrary was my home away from home in high school. If you’d like to support, consider buying the book…in either English or Spanish. Here’s the dedication to the book in both Spanish and English. ❤️🥹

5.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Back in 2019, I released a book called #MusicToMyYears with @atriabooks from @simonandschuster. When it came out, I couldn’t promote it to save my life. Everyone was getting fired by Trump and putting out books. I wasn’t an A-list celebrity, etc. It took me years to write it. Despite all that…with the support I got from people throughout the years, I am happy to announce that today my book is out on PAPERBACK! I wasn’t expecting it. I found out about it back in November. I am so excited about it because I LOVE books. I have a chapter in my book about how the @mcallenlibrary was my home away from home in high school. If you’d like to support, consider buying the book…in either English or Spanish. Here’s the dedication to the book in both Spanish and English. ❤️🥹
Likes : 5929Cristela Alonzo - 5.9K Likes - Felt cute. Won’t delete later. They’re hair extensions. I naturally have longish hair and @mr_izzycolor added extensions to make my hair look fuller and it looks incredible. I’ve been going to @chavivhair_salons lately to get some stuff done and I can’t tell you how much I love them. They’re so good. Check out the work of the people I’m seeing! Skincare: @n4skincare Lashes: @lashline_by_ani Nails: @lili__nails_la Extensions: @mr_izzycolor And my brows….NOT DONE AT THE SALON - HAS HIS OWN EMPIEE BUT MUST BE GIVEN A SHOUT OUT BECAUSE YES, KING! Brows: @damoneroberts

5.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Felt cute. Won’t delete later. They’re hair extensions. I naturally have longish hair and @mr_izzycolor added extensions to make my hair look fuller and it looks incredible. I’ve been going to @chavivhair_salons lately to get some stuff done and I can’t tell you how much I love them. They’re so good. Check out the work of the people I’m seeing! Skincare: @n4skincare Lashes: @lashline_by_ani Nails: @lili__nails_la Extensions: @mr_izzycolor And my brows….NOT DONE AT THE SALON – HAS HIS OWN EMPIEE BUT MUST BE GIVEN A SHOUT OUT BECAUSE YES, KING! Brows: @damoneroberts
Likes : 5895Cristela Alonzo - 5.8K Likes - Happy Day of the Dead (To Me)

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Caption : Happy Day of the Dead (To Me)
Likes : 5815Cristela Alonzo - 5.2K Likes - I LOVE SAN ANTONIO! I’m at the @tobincentersa tonight! Here’s a preview of some of my merch. I can’t believe I’m selling stuff. Well, my brothers are. The theater is selling my books too. I’ll be around to sign after the show where the merch is set at. Blowout/extensions: @mr_izzycolor Lash extension: @lashline_by_ani These two make me look like I put a lot of effort but it was all them. Lol.

5.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I LOVE SAN ANTONIO! I’m at the @tobincentersa tonight! Here’s a preview of some of my merch. I can’t believe I’m selling stuff. Well, my brothers are. The theater is selling my books too. I’ll be around to sign after the show where the merch is set at. Blowout/extensions: @mr_izzycolor Lash extension: @lashline_by_ani These two make me look like I put a lot of effort but it was all them. Lol.
Likes : 5150Cristela Alonzo - 5K Likes - When you think you have to do a home improvement project but it turns our YOU are the home improvement….🙄😭🥹

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Caption : When you think you have to do a home improvement project but it turns our YOU are the home improvement….🙄😭🥹
Likes : 5029Cristela Alonzo - 4.9K Likes - I went to a holiday party (which I never, ever do) and this is the only pic I took of myself.

4.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I went to a holiday party (which I never, ever do) and this is the only pic I took of myself.
Likes : 4854Cristela Alonzo - 4.8K Likes - I had a joke go viral about me being 43 and not thinking I’m old. People kept telling me I was old AF. Then I had another video go viral about a day club for people over 40 that want to be chill and people told me I wasn’t old and to get over acting so old. The truth is: Post your shit online and forget about it. I rarely see comments. Once I get the gist, I move on. But also…Dallas. Five shows @addisonimprov. Dec 8-10. lol

4.8K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I had a joke go viral about me being 43 and not thinking I’m old. People kept telling me I was old AF. Then I had another video go viral about a day club for people over 40 that want to be chill and people told me I wasn’t old and to get over acting so old. The truth is: Post your shit online and forget about it. I rarely see comments. Once I get the gist, I move on. But also…Dallas. Five shows @addisonimprov. Dec 8-10. lol
Likes : 4793Cristela Alonzo - 4.8K Likes - Psst. I’m working to shoot a new stand-up special at the end of 2024 and well…I figured I needed to finish the trilogy and call it “Upper Classy” (at least for now). Tickets available at my website. All cities but three are on sale and YES, I will be adding more cities (especially Texas and YES LA). This is just what I have confirmed so far. Hope to see you there! ❤️

4.8K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Psst. I’m working to shoot a new stand-up special at the end of 2024 and well…I figured I needed to finish the trilogy and call it “Upper Classy” (at least for now). Tickets available at my website. All cities but three are on sale and YES, I will be adding more cities (especially Texas and YES LA). This is just what I have confirmed so far. Hope to see you there! ❤️
Likes : 4779Cristela Alonzo - 4.8K Likes - Ronald brought it to me personally!!! Gonna order Burger King now and keep an eye out for a crown.

4.8K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Ronald brought it to me personally!!! Gonna order Burger King now and keep an eye out for a crown.
Likes : 4774Cristela Alonzo - 4.7K Likes - The older I get, the more I’m starting to like myself. A lot of it is pride. When I was a kid, I never thought I’d ever be in a place where I could afford to go to the doctor. I can afford emergencies…and I do it all by doing something I love. I am lucky. I know I am and I am grateful for it all. Tonight, one show in Monterey. Tomorrow, one show in San Luis Obispo at @fremontslo. Hope you’re all having a good day.

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Caption : The older I get, the more I’m starting to like myself. A lot of it is pride. When I was a kid, I never thought I’d ever be in a place where I could afford to go to the doctor. I can afford emergencies…and I do it all by doing something I love. I am lucky. I know I am and I am grateful for it all. Tonight, one show in Monterey. Tomorrow, one show in San Luis Obispo at @fremontslo. Hope you’re all having a good day.
Likes : 4661Cristela Alonzo - 4.6K Likes - Did your family have encyclopedia money? @cristela9 See Cristela tonight at 9:30 in The Main Room @longtimenoseecomedy with @melissavcomedy @preacherlawson @renevacacomedy @notalimac @resrieriao @davemerheje more! Get tickets at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy #the80s

4.6K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Did your family have encyclopedia money? @cristela9 See Cristela tonight at 9:30 in The Main Room @longtimenoseecomedy with @melissavcomedy @preacherlawson @renevacacomedy @notalimac @resrieriao @davemerheje more! Get tickets at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy #the80s
Likes : 4567Cristela Alonzo - 4.6K Likes - When you’re workout becomes a movie night… THIS WEEKEND: I’m coming to do one show in Monterey, CA and San Luis Obispo, CA. It’s my first time playing these cities and I can’t wait. Tickets available here: Aug. 23: Monterey, CA – @gstheatremonterey Aug. 24: San Luis Obispo, CA – @fremontslo Also, this clip is from my first @netflixisajoke special #LowerClassy. During this time, I think I had just found out I was diabetic which is why I got the dvds. I was editing this clip and laughing at how outdated DVDs sound now. LOL.

4.6K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : When you’re workout becomes a movie night… THIS WEEKEND: I’m coming to do one show in Monterey, CA and San Luis Obispo, CA. It’s my first time playing these cities and I can’t wait. Tickets available here: Aug. 23: Monterey, CA – @gstheatremonterey Aug. 24: San Luis Obispo, CA – @fremontslo Also, this clip is from my first @netflixisajoke special #LowerClassy. During this time, I think I had just found out I was diabetic which is why I got the dvds. I was editing this clip and laughing at how outdated DVDs sound now. LOL.
Likes : 4560Cristela Alonzo - 4.5K Likes - Happy Birthday Dolores! Today she turns 94 years old! I’ve only known you for a short decade but you’ve taught me so much. You’ve taught me that despite the odds being against you and Cesar Chavez, you could make progress for the farm workers. You’ve taught me that a life of service and action based on grassroots is something that can still be effective in a world of internet. Today I am doing an IG Live with Dolores at noon PST to say Happy Birthday to her. Please join me in spending a little bit of time with the birthday girl. And also, please consider becoming a monthly donor to @doloreshuertafd. Any amount helps continue the work of Dolores. And don’t get it twisted, she devotes her life to community but she can still dance and sip on a tequila better than I ever could. I love our friendship. ❤️ feliz cumpleaños Dolores.

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Caption : Happy Birthday Dolores! Today she turns 94 years old! I’ve only known you for a short decade but you’ve taught me so much. You’ve taught me that despite the odds being against you and Cesar Chavez, you could make progress for the farm workers. You’ve taught me that a life of service and action based on grassroots is something that can still be effective in a world of internet. Today I am doing an IG Live with Dolores at noon PST to say Happy Birthday to her. Please join me in spending a little bit of time with the birthday girl. And also, please consider becoming a monthly donor to @doloreshuertafd. Any amount helps continue the work of Dolores. And don’t get it twisted, she devotes her life to community but she can still dance and sip on a tequila better than I ever could. I love our friendship. ❤️ feliz cumpleaños Dolores.
Likes : 4496Cristela Alonzo - 4.5K Likes - Money 🤑 money 💸 mon-ay! See @cristela9 at #MilwaukeeImprov this weekend (May 16-18)!! Showtimes and tickets at Link In Bio or https://pulse.ly/1qfj7sxsys #mke #cristelaalonzo #milwaukee #cristela9 #mkeimprov #middleclassfancy #comedy #money #comedyclub #glowup #414 #414mke #thingstodomke #mkecomedy

4.5K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Money 🤑 money 💸 mon-ay! See @cristela9 at #MilwaukeeImprov this weekend (May 16-18)!! Showtimes and tickets at Link In Bio or https://pulse.ly/1qfj7sxsys #mke #cristelaalonzo #milwaukee #cristela9 #mkeimprov #middleclassfancy #comedy #money #comedyclub #glowup #414 #414mke #thingstodomke #mkecomedy
Likes : 4476Cristela Alonzo - 4.4K Likes - Let me teach you Spanish! It’s my first language and I was born and raised in San Juan, TX. My family still lives there. Also, doing a show in McAllen later on this year. Tickets will be on sale soon.

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Caption : Let me teach you Spanish! It’s my first language and I was born and raised in San Juan, TX. My family still lives there. Also, doing a show in McAllen later on this year. Tickets will be on sale soon.
Likes : 4385Cristela Alonzo - 4.4K Likes - That’s how Santa does it: he goes to Latino houses today while we’re eating tamales and the rest of the world tonight.

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Caption : That’s how Santa does it: he goes to Latino houses today while we’re eating tamales and the rest of the world tonight.
Likes : 4381Cristela Alonzo - 4.4K Likes - I think more about things covered in chile than chocolate.

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Caption : I think more about things covered in chile than chocolate.
Likes : 4373Cristela Alonzo - 4.4K Likes - I took this pic at lunch a couple days ago and it’ll be my new headshot now. 🤣

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Caption : I took this pic at lunch a couple days ago and it’ll be my new headshot now. 🤣
Likes : 4366Cristela Alonzo - 4.2K Likes - I’m @disneyland (well @californiaadventurepark and I got to see me!!! Like looking in a mirror! #Cruztela #CruzRamirez

4.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I’m @disneyland (well @californiaadventurepark and I got to see me!!! Like looking in a mirror! #Cruztela #CruzRamirez
Likes : 4230Cristela Alonzo - 4.2K Likes - May the Fourth Be With You….or maybe I’m early for tomorrow: Mayo the Cinco Be Con Usted!

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Caption : May the Fourth Be With You….or maybe I’m early for tomorrow: Mayo the Cinco Be Con Usted!
Likes : 4175Cristela Alonzo - 4.2K Likes - Refried Loteria tacos are my favorite. 🫘

4.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Refried Loteria tacos are my favorite. 🫘
Likes : 4171Cristela Alonzo - 4.1K Likes - Random throwback to one of my FAVORITE pics. It just popped up on my phone. Photo by @itstroyjensen Craig has been doing my hair for 9 years. I love him. I like to play with looks and he knows he can suggest anything and I’m down. He introduced me to Troy after my friend Danielle (that did my makeup since 2014) moved to Hawaii. Troy does amazing makeup and is a great photographer. I haven’t done any promo/PR stuff while working on what will be my next stand-up special so I haven’t needed to glam up but….when I need to look awesome, I see Troy and Craig. I mean, look at this pic! I don’t look like this on my own. ❤️ Makeup: @itstroyjensen Hair: @craiggangi

4.1K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Random throwback to one of my FAVORITE pics. It just popped up on my phone. Photo by @itstroyjensen Craig has been doing my hair for 9 years. I love him. I like to play with looks and he knows he can suggest anything and I’m down. He introduced me to Troy after my friend Danielle (that did my makeup since 2014) moved to Hawaii. Troy does amazing makeup and is a great photographer. I haven’t done any promo/PR stuff while working on what will be my next stand-up special so I haven’t needed to glam up but….when I need to look awesome, I see Troy and Craig. I mean, look at this pic! I don’t look like this on my own. ❤️ Makeup: @itstroyjensen Hair: @craiggangi
Likes : 4122Cristela Alonzo - 4.1K Likes - Hello! In case you’re keeping track, here’s what I’m working on. I FORGOT TO ADD LOS ANGELES! I’m working on a proper LA date LA! I’ll post as tickets become available to purchase.

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Caption : Hello! In case you’re keeping track, here’s what I’m working on. I FORGOT TO ADD LOS ANGELES! I’m working on a proper LA date LA! I’ll post as tickets become available to purchase.
Likes : 4073Cristela Alonzo - 4K Likes - Cristela Alonzo has such a beautiful voice! @cristela9 @borninthe210

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Caption : Cristela Alonzo has such a beautiful voice! @cristela9 @borninthe210
Likes : 4032Cristela Alonzo - 4K Likes - TOUR UPDATE: I’ve added some cities (whaddup Palm Springs, Fresno, Monterey, San Luis Obispo?!!) to my #UpperClassy tour as I work on the new hour that I will shoot NEXT year. All cities except Philadelphia, Houston and Washington DC are now on sale! Go to my website cristelaalonzo.com for tickets or to venue directly! #UpperClassy is the last of the trilogy showing the evolution of where I started, where I’m going and all the lessons I’m learning along the way…like learning how to try to break the cycle of working ourselves to death and trying to focus on taking time for myself. It’s a hard lesson when you grow up on survival mode. Hope to see you on the road soon! Also, this amazing artwork of my face was done by the talented @jessicagonzalesart that also is responsible for the mural in my #MiddleClassy @netflixisajoke special. ❤️🥹

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Caption : TOUR UPDATE: I’ve added some cities (whaddup Palm Springs, Fresno, Monterey, San Luis Obispo?!!) to my #UpperClassy tour as I work on the new hour that I will shoot NEXT year. All cities except Philadelphia, Houston and Washington DC are now on sale! Go to my website cristelaalonzo.com for tickets or to venue directly! #UpperClassy is the last of the trilogy showing the evolution of where I started, where I’m going and all the lessons I’m learning along the way…like learning how to try to break the cycle of working ourselves to death and trying to focus on taking time for myself. It’s a hard lesson when you grow up on survival mode. Hope to see you on the road soon! Also, this amazing artwork of my face was done by the talented @jessicagonzalesart that also is responsible for the mural in my #MiddleClassy @netflixisajoke special. ❤️🥹
Likes : 3981Cristela Alonzo - 4K Likes - Today, I went to the FOX lot and saw the stage I used to shoot my sitcom at 10 years ago. I was a page (usher) at the show about 25 years ago. I had a lot of feelings. Sometimes you go back and visit and then remember you can’t go back at all…and that can be a really good thing. #Cristela ❤️

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Caption : Today, I went to the FOX lot and saw the stage I used to shoot my sitcom at 10 years ago. I was a page (usher) at the show about 25 years ago. I had a lot of feelings. Sometimes you go back and visit and then remember you can’t go back at all…and that can be a really good thing. #Cristela ❤️
Likes : 3957Cristela Alonzo - 3.9K Likes - We all have the one teacher that changed us forever! @cristela9 shares how one teacher changed the trajectory of her life. 🥹 #teacher #school #love

3.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : We all have the one teacher that changed us forever! @cristela9 shares how one teacher changed the trajectory of her life. 🥹 #teacher #school #love
Likes : 3922Cristela Alonzo - 3.9K Likes - Tonight’s selfie from the backstage @westgatevegas…about to go up at Elvis Presley’s theater. Let’s do this. 🥰

3.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Tonight’s selfie from the backstage @westgatevegas…about to go up at Elvis Presley’s theater. Let’s do this. 🥰
Likes : 3915Cristela Alonzo - 3.9K Likes - Random selfie from Canelo fight tonight.

3.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Random selfie from Canelo fight tonight.
Likes : 3912Cristela Alonzo - 3.9K Likes - See you tonight El Paso! I won’t be wearing this.

3.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : See you tonight El Paso! I won’t be wearing this.
Likes : 3854Cristela Alonzo - 3.7K Likes - I mean, it’s been 10 years since the last one…😘

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Caption : I mean, it’s been 10 years since the last one…😘
Likes : 3724Cristela Alonzo - 3.7K Likes - Other women want sugar daddies, I want scrub daddies! @scrubdaddy hahaha What’s your favorite #midlifeclubbing activity?

3.7K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Other women want sugar daddies, I want scrub daddies! @scrubdaddy hahaha What’s your favorite #midlifeclubbing activity?
Likes : 3720Cristela Alonzo - 3.7K Likes - 20th stand-up anniversary today! This is a clip from my FIRST time on stage and the first joke I ever told. 😭 Video quality is bad because It was shot on VHS! Hahahaha.

3.7K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : 20th stand-up anniversary today! This is a clip from my FIRST time on stage and the first joke I ever told. 😭 Video quality is bad because It was shot on VHS! Hahahaha.
Likes : 3720Cristela Alonzo - 3.7K Likes - AUSTIN TEXAS! I’m here! @capcitycomedy this weekend. FIVE shows. Hope to see you there! Tickets link in bio

3.7K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : AUSTIN TEXAS! I’m here! @capcitycomedy this weekend. FIVE shows. Hope to see you there! Tickets link in bio
Likes : 3683Cristela Alonzo - 3.4K Likes - Had to make my food and think about the 9-5 school job I had back in the day.

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Caption : Had to make my food and think about the 9-5 school job I had back in the day.
Likes : 3404Cristela Alonzo - 3.4K Likes - 🔥@cristela9 🔥 Live in #Dallas at our #Addison club Fri Dec. 8th-10th 🎟️ ImprovTX.com 🎟️ #ToBeContinued #Cristela #Cars3 #MusicToMyYears #MiddleClassy #LowerClassy #Netflix

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Caption : 🔥@cristela9 🔥 Live in #Dallas at our #Addison club Fri Dec. 8th-10th 🎟️ ImprovTX.com 🎟️ #ToBeContinued #Cristela #Cars3 #MusicToMyYears #MiddleClassy #LowerClassy #Netflix
Likes : 3374Cristela Alonzo - 3.4K Likes - THANK YOU HOUSTON! About to do my last show of a sold out weekend! Thank you to everyone that came to my shows. Love you all. Can’t wait to come back. And if you DID come to my shows, remember to have more fun in life. ❤️

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Caption : THANK YOU HOUSTON! About to do my last show of a sold out weekend! Thank you to everyone that came to my shows. Love you all. Can’t wait to come back. And if you DID come to my shows, remember to have more fun in life. ❤️
Likes : 3353Cristela Alonzo - 3.3K Likes - Selfie. When people take a pic of me, I call it a Yoursie.

3.3K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Selfie. When people take a pic of me, I call it a Yoursie.
Likes : 3309Cristela Alonzo - 3.3K Likes - 2024 DATES SO FAR! Yes….I’m adding more. No I didn’t forget Texas. Yes, I’m still confirming LA, Denver, Seattle, Madison and Phoenix (well, Scottsdale-you all can drive there, right?) Just wanted to post what I got so far. Tickets to the shows on sale at my website: cristelaalonzo.com

3.3K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : 2024 DATES SO FAR! Yes….I’m adding more. No I didn’t forget Texas. Yes, I’m still confirming LA, Denver, Seattle, Madison and Phoenix (well, Scottsdale-you all can drive there, right?) Just wanted to post what I got so far. Tickets to the shows on sale at my website: cristelaalonzo.com
Likes : 3289Cristela Alonzo - 3.2K Likes - When my mom didn’t believe me, she sounded like a motorcycle you couldn’t start.

3.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : When my mom didn’t believe me, she sounded like a motorcycle you couldn’t start.
Likes : 3198Cristela Alonzo - 3.2K Likes - We’re going full nerd tonight. Notice the Wayne’s World shirt (from @pattilapel) and since Wayne is sponsored by @reebok, I’m wearing my Pumps. Photo: @steveisok

3.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : We’re going full nerd tonight. Notice the Wayne’s World shirt (from @pattilapel) and since Wayne is sponsored by @reebok, I’m wearing my Pumps. Photo: @steveisok
Likes : 3185Cristela Alonzo - 3.2K Likes - Cristela Alonzo headlines this weekend! From her groundbreaking sitcom Cristela to voicing Cruz Ramirez in Cars 3 and her hit Netflix specials, she’s a powerhouse in comedy. Don’t miss @cristela9 live! #micdropcomedy #sandiego #comedyclub #comedy #standup

3.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Cristela Alonzo headlines this weekend! From her groundbreaking sitcom Cristela to voicing Cruz Ramirez in Cars 3 and her hit Netflix specials, she’s a powerhouse in comedy. Don’t miss @cristela9 live! #micdropcomedy #sandiego #comedyclub #comedy #standup
Likes : 3170Cristela Alonzo - 3.1K Likes - @cristela9 gave advice to @robertabooey1 on the #WrapUpShow: “Love your sugar until they tell you not to.”

3.1K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : @cristela9 gave advice to @robertabooey1 on the #WrapUpShow: “Love your sugar until they tell you not to.”
Likes : 3138Cristela Alonzo - 3.1K Likes - NEXT WEEK: Doing four shows @irvineimprov for Mother’s Day weekend. Tickets available at the club’s page or my website (cristelaalonzo.com) Also, here are some of the other dates I have coming up in the next couple of months as part of my #UpperClassy tour: MAY 16-18: Milwaukee, WI JUNE 6-8: Chicago, IL JUNE 14-15: Seattle, WA JUNE 21-23: Oxnard, CA JUNE 28-30: San Antonio, TX

3.1K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : NEXT WEEK: Doing four shows @irvineimprov for Mother’s Day weekend. Tickets available at the club’s page or my website (cristelaalonzo.com) Also, here are some of the other dates I have coming up in the next couple of months as part of my #UpperClassy tour: MAY 16-18: Milwaukee, WI JUNE 6-8: Chicago, IL JUNE 14-15: Seattle, WA JUNE 21-23: Oxnard, CA JUNE 28-30: San Antonio, TX
Likes : 3133Cristela Alonzo - 3K Likes - I’ve owned this ring for so long. It’s a custom I got done @melodyehsani years ago. I have so many pieces that say VOTE and I bust them out a lot during election times. Thank you, Palm Springs. I’ve never played the city before. Can’t wait to be back in the area. I had people drive from LA to this show. Trust me, I would LOVE to play LA…I just need to find a theatre that works for me. I know there’s a ton of places but just because there are, doesn’t mean that I can play them. All happens when it’s supposed to.

3K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I’ve owned this ring for so long. It’s a custom I got done @melodyehsani years ago. I have so many pieces that say VOTE and I bust them out a lot during election times. Thank you, Palm Springs. I’ve never played the city before. Can’t wait to be back in the area. I had people drive from LA to this show. Trust me, I would LOVE to play LA…I just need to find a theatre that works for me. I know there’s a ton of places but just because there are, doesn’t mean that I can play them. All happens when it’s supposed to.
Likes : 2955Cristela Alonzo - 2.9K Likes - THIS WEEKEND AT MIC DROP DON’T MISS CRISTELA ALONZO. Cristela Alonzo made history when she became the first Latina to create, produce and star in her own network sitcom, Cristela for ABC. She’s also the first Latina lead in a Disney Pixar film! You may recognize her voice as Cruz Ramirez from Cars 3. Today, Cristela tours around the country performing to sold-out clubs and theatres. Her first stand-up special, Lower Classy, is currently streaming on Netflix, and her highly anticipated second stand-up special, Middle Classy, was released world-wide on Netflix June 28th, 2022

2.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : THIS WEEKEND AT MIC DROP DON’T MISS CRISTELA ALONZO. Cristela Alonzo made history when she became the first Latina to create, produce and star in her own network sitcom, Cristela for ABC. She’s also the first Latina lead in a Disney Pixar film! You may recognize her voice as Cruz Ramirez from Cars 3. Today, Cristela tours around the country performing to sold-out clubs and theatres. Her first stand-up special, Lower Classy, is currently streaming on Netflix, and her highly anticipated second stand-up special, Middle Classy, was released world-wide on Netflix June 28th, 2022
Likes : 2911Cristela Alonzo - 2.9K Likes - LAS VEGAS. First show of 2024 @westgatevegas. Ticket link in bio

2.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : LAS VEGAS. First show of 2024 @westgatevegas. Ticket link in bio
Likes : 2905Cristela Alonzo - 2.9K Likes - RANDOM SUNDAY THOUGHT: It’s not supposed to be a downer. Just a reminder that every day you wake up, you write a new part of your story. What we leave behind is how people will remember us. If you’ve seen my latest hour, you know that I talk about trying to really live. Don’t hold off and try to make “fun” something you work towards because you will never work enough to think you deserve to have fun. ❤️

2.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : RANDOM SUNDAY THOUGHT: It’s not supposed to be a downer. Just a reminder that every day you wake up, you write a new part of your story. What we leave behind is how people will remember us. If you’ve seen my latest hour, you know that I talk about trying to really live. Don’t hold off and try to make “fun” something you work towards because you will never work enough to think you deserve to have fun. ❤️
Likes : 2890Cristela Alonzo - 2.8K Likes - I just woke up as you can tell and I started thinking about how the first thing I do is grab my phone and start scrolling. It made me think: HOW DID I GET HERE? So…here’s the answer. Do you all remember your “web history?” Lol

2.8K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I just woke up as you can tell and I started thinking about how the first thing I do is grab my phone and start scrolling. It made me think: HOW DID I GET HERE? So…here’s the answer. Do you all remember your “web history?” Lol
Likes : 2839Cristela Alonzo - 2.8K Likes - The greenroom is dark but I like the pic. Today’s vintage tee: Styx ❤️

2.8K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : The greenroom is dark but I like the pic. Today’s vintage tee: Styx ❤️
Likes : 2831Cristela Alonzo - 2.7K Likes - Tonight’s look: vintage AOL sweatshirt! (Cue dial-up sounds) #Portland through Saturday @heliumcomedypdx

2.7K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Tonight’s look: vintage AOL sweatshirt! (Cue dial-up sounds) #Portland through Saturday @heliumcomedypdx
Likes : 2700Cristela Alonzo - 2.7K Likes - For everyone that’s complimented the earrings I’ve been wearing this weekend @ontarioimprov…I wanted to post them and shout-out @ilaments - she’s the person behind these earrings. I have them in gold and Dodger blue. I’ve bought from her for years. Her stuff is great. Let’s support small businesses when we can! 😘

2.7K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : For everyone that’s complimented the earrings I’ve been wearing this weekend @ontarioimprov…I wanted to post them and shout-out @ilaments – she’s the person behind these earrings. I have them in gold and Dodger blue. I’ve bought from her for years. Her stuff is great. Let’s support small businesses when we can! 😘
Likes : 2677Cristela Alonzo - 2.7K Likes - For everyone that’s complimented the earrings I’ve been wearing this weekend @ontarioimprov…I wanted to post them and shout-out @ilaments - she’s the person behind these earrings. I have them in gold and Dodger blue. I’ve bought from her for years. Her stuff is great. Let’s support small businesses when we can! 😘

2.7K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : For everyone that’s complimented the earrings I’ve been wearing this weekend @ontarioimprov…I wanted to post them and shout-out @ilaments – she’s the person behind these earrings. I have them in gold and Dodger blue. I’ve bought from her for years. Her stuff is great. Let’s support small businesses when we can! 😘
Likes : 2677Cristela Alonzo - 2.7K Likes - UPPER CLASSY!!! 2024 DATES (so far)….I’ll add more but as of now, this is what I got. Click on the link in bio (or go to cristelaalonzo.com) to get tickets!! If you’re interested in getting tickets to upcoming shows not on sale yet, sign up for my email list so we can keep in touch and I’ll let you know when they’re available (and also a heads up on what I’m working on)! #CristelaAlonzo #UpperClassy #MiddleClassy #LowerClassy

2.7K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : UPPER CLASSY!!! 2024 DATES (so far)….I’ll add more but as of now, this is what I got. Click on the link in bio (or go to cristelaalonzo.com) to get tickets!! If you’re interested in getting tickets to upcoming shows not on sale yet, sign up for my email list so we can keep in touch and I’ll let you know when they’re available (and also a heads up on what I’m working on)! #CristelaAlonzo #UpperClassy #MiddleClassy #LowerClassy
Likes : 2671Cristela Alonzo - 2.6K Likes - Trying to get back into my @facebook account after it stopped recognizing my device but still says it recognizes it is frustrating. I’ve done 13 password resets, submitted my ID to prove it was me (I HATED doing that) and their own link from the email that said I could log in isn’t working. Oh @meta….

2.6K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Trying to get back into my @facebook account after it stopped recognizing my device but still says it recognizes it is frustrating. I’ve done 13 password resets, submitted my ID to prove it was me (I HATED doing that) and their own link from the email that said I could log in isn’t working. Oh @meta….
Likes : 2610Cristela Alonzo - 2.6K Likes - A Mexican mom as an NFL coach…

2.6K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : A Mexican mom as an NFL coach…
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