If you’ve ever gone into an expensive store (#Bloomingdales) and been treated like you can’t afford anything there, then this story is for you. It’s from my first hour special #LowerClassy from @netflixisajoke.
When age is nothing but a number….
Deck the halls with boughs of Dolly…❤️
When you think you have to do a home improvement project but it turns our YOU are the home improvement….🙄😭🥹
I went to a holiday party (which I never, ever do) and this is the only pic I took of myself.
I had a joke go viral about me being 43 and not thinking I’m old. People kept telling me I was old AF. Then I had another video go viral about a day club for people over 40 that want to be chill and people told me I wasn’t old and to get over acting so old. The truth is: Post your shit online and forget about it. I rarely see comments. Once I get the gist, I move on. But also…Dallas. Five shows @addisonimprov. Dec 8-10. lol
I took this pic at lunch a couple days ago and it’ll be my new headshot now. 🤣
We all have the one teacher that changed us forever! @cristela9 shares how one teacher changed the trajectory of her life. 🥹 #teacher #school #love
I mean, it’s been 10 years since the last one…😘
🔥@cristela9 🔥
Live in #Dallas at our #Addison club
Fri Dec. 8th-10th
🎟️ ImprovTX.com 🎟️
#ToBeContinued #Cristela #Cars3 #MusicToMyYears #MiddleClassy #LowerClassy #Netflix
2024 DATES SO FAR!
Yes….I’m adding more. No I didn’t forget Texas. Yes, I’m still confirming LA, Denver, Seattle, Madison and Phoenix (well, Scottsdale-you all can drive there, right?)
Just wanted to post what I got so far. Tickets to the shows on sale at my website: cristelaalonzo.com
The man helped create worlds that left so many of us not only moved by laughter and tears…it gave some of us something to strive for.
A comedy should have serious moments. That’s life. It makes you appreciate the joy more. It has an impact that so many of us go through so many similar things, regardless of how different we may look.
RIP Norman Lear
About to go up on stage @ontarioimprov! Last show of the weekend. Thank you for selling out the weekend. Means so much. ❤️
Dallas! I’ll see you in two weeks. Addison IMPROV. 2 shows out of 5 sold out!
I just found out that me and my stand-up is at @amhistorymuseum (National Museum of American History). I’m at a Smithsonian?
This means a lot to me. I grew up loving museums, history, art. I go to museums a lot. 😭 This little kid from San Juan, TX never imagined this could happen. So very cool. I wish my mom was around to see this. ❤️
Thank you to @lalelilolupita for tagging me on this. I had no idea.
Last night in Sacramento! Thank you so much for selling out the weekend!
PS: Today’s vintage shirt is David Lee Roth. Got it in Sedona at the vintage store. 🔥🔥
If you want to come to see me do stand-up but you ALSO want to fit in a Target run after, have I got a show for you! Just added a MATINEE show THIS SATURDAY @addisonimprov! Link in bio (or in my IG stories)
We need the home videos now! 🤣 @cristela9 @boldandbeautifulcbs #boldandbeautiful #cristelaalonzo #comedy #soapopera
NEXT SHOWS: Thanksgiving weekend @ontarioimprov. Doing FIVE shows. Three are sold out! Get your tickets before they’re all gone on the Ontario page or on my website: cristelaalonzo.com
LAST SHOWS OF 2023! DALLAS TX (kinda)! Doing five shows @addisonimprov. One show is already sold out. Get your tickets soon because these shows will sell out!
Tickets: improvtx.com/Addison
Thanks @cristela9 for the sold out weekend in #Dallas at our #Addison club featuring @steveisok! We can’t wait to have you back in #Texas! Follow Cristela Alonzo and never miss her live.
📸 @christophermoralesphotography
Thanks @cristela9 for the sold out weekend in #Dallas at our #Addison club featuring @steveisok! We can’t wait to have you back in #Texas! Follow Cristela Alonzo and never miss her live.
📸 @christophermoralesphotography
Thanks @cristela9 for the sold out weekend in #Dallas at our #Addison club featuring @steveisok! We can’t wait to have you back in #Texas! Follow Cristela Alonzo and never miss her live.
📸 @christophermoralesphotography
Thanks @cristela9 for the sold out weekend in #Dallas at our #Addison club featuring @steveisok! We can’t wait to have you back in #Texas! Follow Cristela Alonzo and never miss her live.
📸 @christophermoralesphotography
Thanks @cristela9 for the sold out weekend in #Dallas at our #Addison club featuring @steveisok! We can’t wait to have you back in #Texas! Follow Cristela Alonzo and never miss her live.
📸 @christophermoralesphotography
🔥@cristela9 🔥
Saturday 4:30PM Show Added
Live in #Dallas at our #Addison club
Fri Dec. 8th-10th
The other shows all sold out!
🎟️ ImprovTX.com 🎟️
#ToBeContinued #Cristela #Cars3 #MusicToMyYears #MiddleClassy #LowerClassy #Netflix
